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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

whales are pretty fuckin big

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whalefact

@awhalefact

1 year

my entire life has led me to this moment

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whalefact

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2 years

many people don’t realize just how big a whale can be when the image isn’t to scale

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whalefact

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5 years

whales know nothing about the human female body, which is one of the reasons they don’t make laws about it

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whalefact

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4 months

like i said

whalefact

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3 years

whales can be gay whales can be so gay

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whalefact

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2 years

what am i doing wrong

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whalefact

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11 months

“girl dinner” the whale whispers to itself before devouring an entire krill civilization

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

unlike chick-fil-a, whales don’t take sundays off or hate homosexuals

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whalefact

@awhalefact

2 years

when i say “bb” i am calling you my baby beluga

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whalefact

@awhalefact

1 year

sadly this is how all pictures look from a whale's point of view

sixers smasey

@SMASEY

1 year

?? Why would I have wanted a 4 x 6 mm print? Like why even have that option lol @cvspharmacy

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whalefact

@awhalefact

3 months

okay the "ew" was unnecessary we are just trying to live

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

3 months

. @billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales. "Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!" Interview:

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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

many whales go their entire lives having never learned to read

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whalefact

@awhalefact

4 years

this one’s for steve

PADI

@PADI

4 years

"I feel overwhelmed and incredibly lucky for witnessing this one-in-a-million predatory behavior from the front row." Wild moment captured by @jorge_c_hauser in Baja, Mexico.

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whalefact

@awhalefact

10 months

this is me. when you are being mean to me this is who you are being mean to

Just Mike

@mshaf2

10 months

So my son who started crocheting earlier this year, decided to start micro-crocheting. He made a whale.

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whalefact

@awhalefact

8 months

looks like yacht's back on the menu boys

slate

@PleaseBeGneiss

8 months

we are so fucking back

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whalefact

@awhalefact

3 years

there has been a huge misunderstanding

whalefact

@awhalefact

4 years

if a whale ever attempts to swallow you whole just know there’s been a huge misunderstanding

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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

most whales are legally unemployed

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whalefact

@awhalefact

3 years

bus crashed

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whalefact

@awhalefact

2 years

“slut era,” the whale whispers to itself, launching its entire body out of the water for passing boaters to admire

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whalefact

@awhalefact

7 months

spotify wrapped really got me this year

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whalefact

@awhalefact

4 years

jeff bezos can’t become a trillionaire if he gets eaten by a whale

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whalefact

@awhalefact

4 years

@_sxfakibria they don’t drown themselves on purpose... they get too tired to make it to the surface (due to old age or injury) resulting in a “whale fall.” and, although it’s sad, a whale’s body can feed THOUSANDS of organisms and breed life to entirely new ecosystems!

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whalefact

@awhalefact

3 months

i hope you whale forgive me

whalefact

@awhalefact

3 months

woke up at 3am to write down two ideas

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whalefact

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5 years

whales can’t think of a single fuckin reason why anyone would want a straight pride parade

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whalefact

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6 years

many whales struggle with poor money management skills, but it can be mostly attributed to a near total lack of pockets

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whalefact

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5 years

a whale would never put your children in fucking cages

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whalefact

@awhalefact

3 years

twitter’s new crop feature still can’t handle this lad

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whalefact

@awhalefact

1 year

can’t please everyone

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whalefact

@awhalefact

3 years

when you see a whale

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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

whales would really rather you fuckin recycled

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

a whale would never try to control your uterus

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

historically speaking, whales have not fucked up nearly as much as humans have

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whalefact

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5 years

the whales would find it pretty fucked up that the united states is pretending to celebrate freedom while also keeping innocent people in cages

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

don’t disrespect the whales just because you think you’re safe on land, soon there won’t be any land

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whalefact

@awhalefact

2 years

this came to me in a fever dream

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

the word whale can be rearranged to spell “law he” as in “oh law he a big whale”

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whalefact

@awhalefact

1 month

yes yes more billionaires should try . all of them maybe

New York Post

@nypost

2 months

Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industry’s safer after OceanGate implosion

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

@dog_rates Narwhal is whalecome in my pod any day

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whalefact

@awhalefact

7 months

there are approximately 1.5 million live whales on this planet and at least 1 dead henry kissinger

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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

if whales were birds, they would be some large fuckin birds

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

the whales don’t know that pride month is over so feel free to keep being as gay as you’d like

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

there are no laws that say a whale can’t be the secretary of education and honestly how could anyone be worse than betsy fuckin devos

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whalefact

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5 years

it is at least one whale’s birthday today

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

there is no such thing as the fuckin prince of whales

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

when people say blue lives matter they are talking about the whales

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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

please don’t invite a whale to your house because it will not fit

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whalefact

@awhalefact

4 years

wap stands for whales are prettyfuckinbig

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

most whales are bigger than a tater tot

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

sometimes whales make rainbows with their blowholes and if that isn’t pride idk what is

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whalefact

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3 years

“whales are at least this big”

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whalefact

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2 years

a whale can actually be bigger than the entire world if your image is inaccurate enough

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whalefact

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6 years

the silent h in whale stands for hot damn, that’s a big whale

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whalefact

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5 years

a whale is bigger than any two frogs

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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

whales do not appreciate japan’s decision to continue commercial whaling and would really rather you not kill them for money

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whalefact

@awhalefact

4 years

the whales respectfully ask that you find somewhere else to dump your racist statues because they don’t want them either

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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

despite having beautiful singing voices, not a single whale has ever been considered for a lead in a broadway musical

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whalefact

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5 years

there are no laws that say a whale can't be a cowboy

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whalefact

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5 years

whales can travel through time but only the normal way

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whalefact

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6 years

most whales don’t bother with new years resolutions because they’re already doing the best they can

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whalefact

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5 years

the guy that named sperm whales isn’t allowed to name things anymore

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whalefact

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5 years

whales are getting pretty sick of your shit

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whalefact

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5 years

a whale can launch it’s entire body out of the ocean and you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning

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whalefact

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5 years

the whales did not kill JFK the whales are in no way responsible for the assassination of John F Kennedy

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whalefact

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5 years

whales fuck

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whalefact

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5 years

whales are so big it’s almost unnecessary

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whalefact

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1 year

what i wanted to send vs what i ended up sending. sometimes you gotta conserve your energy, folks

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whalefact

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5 years

the whales have a message for japan and it’s basically what the fuck

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whalefact

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3 years

i don’t have the words to express how angry this makes me

Eric Feigl-Ding

@DrEricDing

3 years

⚠️HELP FIND WHO MUTILATED A MANATEE: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is investigating who carved the word "Trump" on a Florida manatee. USFWS is looking for any information: cal Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation hotline at 888-404-3922.

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whalefact

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6 years

a whale would never belittle you, even though everyone be little compared to a whale

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whalefact

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6 years

whales have fewer legs than most tables

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whalefact

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5 years

whales do not care for the opinions of man

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whalefact

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6 years

contrary to popular belief, the size of a whale’s dick has no relation to it’s shoe size

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whalefact

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2 years

oh you’re a whale? name 40 million krill

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whalefact

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1 year

they’re orcanizing. it is time

CNN

@CNN

1 year

Around 30 killer whales were spotted in Monterey Bay over weekend -- with no clear explanation why so many had gathered.

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whalefact

@awhalefact

4 years

BREAKING: trump sues the whales for being blue

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whalefact

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6 years

a whale is bigger than even the biggest moth

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whalefact

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5 years

unless he’s a whale, he isn’t too big for a condom

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whalefact

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5 years

if a whale is falling and you are trying to catch it, you’re doing a good deed, but you’re also for sure gonna die

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whalefact

@awhalefact

1 year

humans have fucked around long enough, it is now time to find out

Will Rinehart

@WillRinehart

1 year

Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population.

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

if a whale were a firetruck, it would not be a whale

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whalefact

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4 years

every damn day

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

a whale would never punch your racist uncle but someone probably should

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whalefact

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5 years

a whale can jump higher than the moon because the moon cannot jump

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whalefact

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1 year

a full circle moment

whalefact

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2 years

what am i doing wrong

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whalefact

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10 months

you are whalecome

Fascinating

@fasc1nate

10 months

A tram in the Netherlands failed to stop in time and broke through the emergency barrier. It was held up by the statue of a whale's tail.

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whalefact

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5 years

a whale would never say something just to be hurtful

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whalefact

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10 months

very few whales can do a kickflip but also very few skateboarders could eat 40 million krill in one day, everyone has their strengths and weaknesses

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whalefact

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6 years

a whale would never judge you for where you come from, but definitely does judge you for the amount of plastic in the ocean

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whalefact

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5 years

in the entire history of the united states of america, exactly zero whales have been impeached

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whalefact

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5 years

the average whale’s penis is more than twice as long as daniel devito’s entire body

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whalefact

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1 year

saying “i am bad at this” -defeatist -will make you sad -removes the possibility for improvement saying “a whale would be impressed by my ability” -encouraging -always true because whales don’t even have thumbs and also appreciate effort -makes you think about whales

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whalefact

@awhalefact

5 years

a whale would never spoil avengers endgame, so don't you fuckin dare

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whalefact

@awhalefact

6 years

whales would appreciate it if you'd stop ignoring climate change

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whalefact

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6 years

whales can endure pressure greater than your parent’s unrealistic expectations

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whalefact

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5 years

whales have existed for at least one year

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whalefact

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5 years

whales can go sideways and shit

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whalefact

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2 years

one humpback whale is even bigger than the sun, if this image is to be believed, which it shouldn’t be

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whalefact

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1 year

i can finally stop doing wordle… i am… free

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whalefact

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6 years

whales generally have a clear path to follow in life, partially because most are not burdened by student loans

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whalefact

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4 years

if a whale slapped you across the face you would probably fuckin die

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