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dave🇵🇱

@MrPresidentDave

7 months

So close 😭 Thank you @NJDevils for the opportunity to play Score-O!

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@isnortnyquil bro? it’s called your text-door neighbor

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@WonGrainABryce @Polodownlucky @NBCDFW @OmarKelly Maybe in 20 years

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@fka2much336 half these replies are too comfortable with letting everyone know they can't drive

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@homeape42 @Andrew_Arkansas @DudespostingWs @discordspies this just makes me want to go to France and share nighttime pictures of the Eiffel Tower

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@aubrey_huff You literally have a woman's name bro

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@TheOnion what a dumbass

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@QuackityHQ @h3h3productions Nah man, that’s DLC

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4 years

@mikescuse @johnny_C_82 @kranzman Rules are rules, John. You gotta do it now just to prove that you would do it under the right circumstances

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4 years

"Coronavirus won't last long" Coronavirus:

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@WanjaNjama @faizuhh @kxrraa “this is my house, I pay for it and you don’t so you follow our rules” Like mom, I’m trying to take this test so I don’t fail and lose thousands of dollars, thanks

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9 years

@SimplyHype @stephenasmith do you still get notifications from this? Lmao

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7 years

Life comes at you fast

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@defectivekarsyn @strappinyunglad @stepheniscowboy what i saw

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@Grimlock2183 @GabeSekeres I’m crying at “DMV Comments: Dick”

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8 years

I made you some fanart bro @KEEMSTAR

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7 years

@QuabbityAshwitz @aDeliciousMess @nauernotmauer @KFILE @CNN This was obvious sarcasm. Making fun of Liberals doing the same thing during the election.

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@TroyWho @ChefJawn @KaitIynTripp @murd0csniccal @ichirakuoden I hate my own race so much sometimes i swear to god 💀

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@ImNotFamousTho @samantha_smith2 @ballerguy @Chris_Haritos Yeah but now whenever a guy even compliments a girl he’s called a simp. The word’s lost its meaning completely because 14 year olds think it’s funny and overuse it

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5 years

@isnortnyquil probably. I did that once and the dude left me on read, I’m trying it again

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3 years

@nathanwpyle Group A is superior. Kangaroos can kick the shit out of anyone, and they jump. Skunks will release toxic gas and distract the enemy Dolphins are incredibly smart and can also provide naval support Bison is like a tank class. Won't go down easily and will fuck up everything

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@StillChay @naijagym Let me guess, you're a vegan?

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@waleedkayal1 meanwhile my stats professor yelled at us if we even asked, but yelled if we stood up and went without asking

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3 years

@ForFrankinstein @adnhatesfilm @Belko99 @awardshoo @JD_JimmyDean @DudespostingWs bro you play cod tf you mean you put yourself in fear to succeed😭

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4 years

(Twisted) Tea Will Rock You

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@TwitchAvolicy @blxusx @joeydaniel6 @LightTophat @elonmusk yeah idk what you're talking about

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@racechic61 @NBCPolitics If we listened to the voice of the people, Trump would’ve lost in 2016 and never became president lol.

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@Logan4Terrell @MasterTes @jennapierson1

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@XavierLloyd5 @HanaHoops bro you built like a glowstick i wouldn’t be talking

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5 years

@shoe0nhead I really hope that’s not him in his profile pic, because if it is he’s so easily bullied. Dude looks like an early 2000s alt rock vocalist in 2020

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@LSandy__ @TwitchAvolicy @blxusx @joeydaniel6 @LightTophat @elonmusk I did not photoshop anything. I have never in my 65 years on this earth seen corna beer. I don’t like being lied to

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5 years

@blxusx @joeydaniel6 @LightTophat @elonmusk photoshop

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7 years

@AngryBirdsLegos @McMellonLuke @Onision Does he really do it all the time? If so, that's really sad.

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4 years

@_GaMo_gAmO @und3rc0verleez @Zendaya dude thank you so much for buying me a new car, it looks great!

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3 years

@nathanwpyle Cheetah is fast as fuck, and will attack an enemy before they even see it coming. Scorpions are like anti-personnel mines. Step near one? Bam, you're fucked. Group A is superior and there is no better answer.

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@kuramafenixios2 @gimmickannoying

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@SimplyHype @stephenasmith it's ok, you're a twitter legend

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@FUCKIECHINSTER @ghost_prole

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@IcyJa_ @Kidney_Stonez @cjohnico @brndvx

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Devils legend Timothy Meir

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@PedroBackwoods @sneerid oh lord that man is fighting for his life

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@OddSprinkles @shitshrimp @_3pFoxian_ 🤔

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@midlifetimmy bro he’s just chillin let him rock

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@metalgearobama @tumbytimejr I see the issue here. The guy had to audibly call dibs on it, unfortunately that's just the law

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@Cra1g7 @NoHoesGeorge @bexmason_ Modern art

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@MistuhMike215 @maxrwag That or put a workplace that no longer exists. On my resume I have a warehouse I worked at that went out of business in 2020 and I saw on my background check that they called them multiple times with no answer. I actually worked there, but the company cant confirm that anyway lol

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@N0x1A4 @Litherpool @frankiemacd no dummy, you just turn your lights on, you can do it when driving fast believe me i tried

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@pandasmu @BRGaming Hopefully GTA Online still has the clown pocket inventory like it is now.

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@princeaari @PutitoPeter @cherrywjnee @_sambamfamalam_ @astoldbymila @IittIechef hey hey hey. peter means the church organ that he has lying in his backyard

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@horniwokeru1 @ForFrankinstein @adnhatesfilm @Belko99 @awardshoo @JD_JimmyDean @DudespostingWs COD PLAYER ❗️ RACIAL MINORITIES 🚫🚫 I PUT MYSELF IN FEAR TO SUCCEED 💯 RACIST AND PROUD‼️ HATER OF PINEAPPLE PIZZA, BROCCOLI, AND N

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@ForFrankinstein @horniwokeru1 @adnhatesfilm @Belko99 @awardshoo @JD_JimmyDean @DudespostingWs it was a joke you pinecone

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9 years

@vineyille Sitcom Dad:

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8 years

Ladies and gentlemen, your Bruins 2016 1st round pick

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4 years

@TeamStewie @mitchywoo @dwass34 @GMillerTSN Imagine being so stupid that you think

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8 years

@PoodleCorp probably server maintenance but thank god

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@unsanityc @bigwanger12 exist

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4 years

@SineFromROM @snoozlessnow @IHateYouNiggas @monicafloressss Dude wasn’t being violent or aggressive either, it was obvious he was annoyed at the fact that the cop wouldn’t tell him why he was being arrested, and there was no reason for him TO be arrested unless something bad happened beforehand. I completely agree.

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@desmotibot @mazmorra_la

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@FINALLEVEL “suck on this” *waves battle flag of the republic that lasted 4 years and lost the civil war 150 years ago*

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@JackPosobiec bro really just copied South Park huh?

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@LightTophat @jschlatt Where’s the offical Bible for Minecrafters?

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3 years

@e_zimbabwe @TheRocketRalph electric chair is too tame of a punishment, he deserves worse

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4 years

@Gymshark I guarantee that more than half of the people saying no way have never tried it

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@DownwithQueenE2 @GxthicKagura_ @Emerald_dll Wait till they find him making fun of a dude with cerebral palsy

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@_TFlow @Cargoshark @Chasedogman “Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around”

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3 years

@Plumeless_Pilot @AAAAAAA35116007 @GlitchynessOver @e_zimbabwe @TheRocketRalph that looks awfully brutal, inhumane even. I’m in

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@WholesomeMeme Trust me dude, as a person who spent hours looking at anti mask Facebook groups and reading up on unreliable news sources that cater to my opinions, I know better than doctors and scientists that have spent YEARS studying and researching about these kinds of things!

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8 years

@Idubbbz meme

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5 years

@jessicaemilyyyy @pinkcloudcsJB He’s a keeper:) My girlfriend’s vegetarian and used to be vegan and I love going to vegan places with her!

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@dwc93086 @Lookin4TheMoon7 @ScottKaplanOn Exactly, just laugh it off or chirp back. If you assault someone over chirps you're a coward

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@Sheist_Shottas @kennydajuiceman @KaizokuNigga @NubineQueen Gumball is the last good cartoon

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@LabinJackie @ivanramon510 @duh_nay_duh @G8LDENGIRL It’s literally high school science, if not middle school

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@Flyersfan334 @Wendys That roast was a lot better than your goalie

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3 years

@DavesAdvocate @LawsomLian @F1 Kimi would walk a few meters, get bored and just leave

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@EeliGoalvanen @NJDevils @PuckReportNHL i'm so sorry, welcome aboard

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8 years

@DanielDoranXD hey, always possible it could just be down by itself. The servers apparently go down all the time

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@epsato @__FemmeFatalee_ And some of the best punk and metal bands were black or had black members. Bad Brains and current day Sepultura come to mind first

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@soppkyr It's not talking about the left at all, but let's be real it can apply to both sides, especially now.

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@JackHarbon @BeardownBD @hillhodgson @iamkerrylove @dicooley @MB021011 @NYDailyNews The whole “no you” thing stopped being funny after the 4th grade.

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@soggybowlofmilk @CallMeCarsonYT NO CASRON WATCH OUT

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4 years

Women’s body wash: Vanilla, rose, lavender Men’s body wash: LIGHTNING, TREE, 1994 HONDA CIVIC HATCHBACK, GUN, WAR CRIMES

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@DCyaboi @Vonsince1k I remember being like 10 and talking in a lobby once, the entire lobby grilled the fuck out of me. After that my mic was muted or in party chat until I was like 16 😭

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5 years

@therealallpro @2020NYGIANTS @ESPNMichele *

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@marclivolsi @jensyfrenzy @MyLifeIsMunitz @tedcruz @AOC Not with that attitude

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@KaitIynTripp @murd0csniccal @ichirakuoden this cannot be real omg

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@WanjaNjama @faizuhh @kxrraa THAT SHITS SO ANNOYING. Like I don’t even have normal white parents, I’m Polish so if I talk back I’m getting the belt😭 They don’t care that I’m 20 LMAOOO

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7 years

@Clarisse_YT @angeluniique Groupchats do that to you. I’d wake up to 10,000+ sometimes 😂

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4 years

@WarOcean1 @Kaughtin4k the fact that someone took time out of their day to draw that...

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10 years

PLEASE RT TO HELP SAVE A YOUNG MAN'S LIFE! John Divo needs your help, share this with everyone! http://t.co/QdH1QGPEAy

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@JessicaPalomar @KorinaLMoss @CNBC woah no need to flex. I wish I could save up that much

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8 years

@KINGCLARKEIII @MFDOOM 6 years later, still hilarious

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@tradeit_gg Using an enemy for a boost is cool and all, but if I were this guy's teammate I would ban him from using an awp for the rest of the game

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@Keionisbored @destresoespreso @ungovernabIe “ah fuck that petition got 5,000 signatures. We need to knock it off guys let’s shut it all down”

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@NBCNewYork Only people talking shit are the ones that think all of New Jersey is just Newark and Camden 😂

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@BeatrizVialle @LSandy__ @TwitchAvolicy @blxusx @joeydaniel6 @LightTophat @elonmusk no it doe snt

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@GovPhilScott Ah yes good point, but you see, this meme I saw on Facebook says that vaccines don’t work, and that meme said it first so clearly it’s more credible

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Drake quits his music career to become a goalie for Team Canada. So inspirational 👌🏼