Lucy Landau @MissLucy552 Twitter profile

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

11 months

Dear white clients: if us Asian SWs don’t specify our ethnicity please don’t push. We have our valid reasons, maybe including (like me) not wanting our race to be a major defining point of our persona and service. It’s weird when you throw out guesses in the booking. So don’t. <3

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Also lots of SWs actually DO BOTH - a full time low income job (or two) PLUS sex work. Want to end sex work? End the gender pay gap, raise the minimum wage, protect workers rights, lower the cost of living and discrimination against marginalised groups. Then we can talk 'kay?

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

I don't vilify sex workers who can't afford to not work during lockdown.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

10 months

@fatfabfeminist Linzi Hateley who played her in the infamous 80s musical has been the only chubby Carrie in a film or professional version of the musical. (The musical itself was massively rewritten and overhauled into something actually good in the early 2000s but thin actresses play Carrie.)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Periodic reminder to Australian clients - Scarlet Blue is no longer the only reliable ad directory for independent SWs. It used to be but plenty of us, even the ones who still advertise there because you still think it’s the only “good site”, have grown VERY fed up with their…

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Is anyone else not a fan of how sex without condoms is referred to as “natural”, as though using protection is unnatural? I don’t like the stigmatising language like “safe”/“unsafe” or “clean”/“unclean” but I don’t like the implication of condom sex being the weird sex either.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

9 months

This is still my favourite fictional TV show about sex work and sex workers.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

7 years

Two inquiries which came almost concurrently. Can you guess which one got priority and scored a booking? :)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

7 years

Punter "nightmare" booking: The SW didn't look like their photos. SW nightmare booking: The client was a violent rapist. #RealityCheck

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Any escort who thinks they're oh so superior to those "illegal workers" better have never even thought about touring in South Australia, because we're ALL criminalised here. 😑

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

@WhoresofYore I'm also a big fan of this one by Goya. This genre of "witches sabbath" paintings were mos def an inspiration for the final scene in "The Witch". "Dost thou wish to live....deliciously?"

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

I had an interesting chat in a booking yesterday afternoon with a guy I've seen a couple of times, and he's given me permission to talk about it here. He told me he'd been thinking about having a go at being an escort for women clients. (Cont'd)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

2 years

For any other SWs out there who’ve wondered about stuff like this, here’s the number of clients who have complained about me wearing glasses to bookings since I quit contact lenses as they irritated my eyes too much: 0 clients.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Good Guy Greg would never be a Jimothy.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

So someone who repeatedly called from a hidden number finally left a message and gave their number for me to get back to them on, we communicated and they provided screening details and made a booking and JUST KIDDING this is something that has never happened.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

Asking a SW if you get a discount (or a freebie! YES THIS HAPPENS) because you're "young"/"fit"/"good looking"/"white"/whatever is like if I went to my hairdresser and was like "my hair is so nice your reward is getting to just touch it".

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Unless the escort has a policy of not sending personal selfies to any random who asks for one. Well, a request like that will certainly "sort the chaff from the wheat", but not in the way you might be thinking. 🙃

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

Thank you, G, for giving me permission to tweet about this. It was a very interesting and thought provoking chat and I thought really worth sharing. 🙂

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

4 years

By the way, punters who see the current state of affairs as a golden opportunity to prey on, take advantage of, haggle with, and push boundaries of vulnerable SWs - we see you and you can piss off.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

…they can’t gain full traction unless clients get with the times and start clicking. These include @ivysociete and @dakotadice1 .

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Why is it always the inquirers who self identify as "respectful" who then make a request the total opposite of that, i.e. for a discount or services your ads clearly say you don't offer? Good eggs never say how good they are, they show by example.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

10 months

@benjaminrhood Trafficking, rape and assault are already crimes, decriminalising sex work won’t change that. All the Nordic model does is make work more dangerous for SWers. But we get it. We know that’s the point. You want sex work abolished and if SWers die in your crusade that’s fine.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

4 years

I am having to go and work in an office full of people every day (remote work not an option for us apparently) and nobody is shaming or blaming me or calling me selfish for doing what I have to do to keep going, I am just saying. Please don't vilify SWs who have to keep working.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

9 months

This will take a few seconds to fill out. If you could please let the MPs of South Australia’s Parliament know you oppose the Nordic Model of suppression of sex work before the bill is read tomorrow 29 Nov that would be wonderful.

Join me in supporting the No Nordic Model in SA! Campaign

A Private Member's Bill was introduced in South Australia. This Bill - Summary Offences (Prostitution Law Reform) Bill 2023 - would bring the Nordic Criminal Model to Australia for the first time!...

sexworkiswork.good.do

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

11 months

Advocates of the Nordic model don’t want us to be able to work safely. They think they can end sex work by making it more hazardous, forcing us to quit and rely on other forms of labour. Those of us who are harmed and m*rdered are, what, an acceptable sacrifice? Support decrim!

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

"I grab his dick and rub it against me, it’s so hard. All I want is to push it in me as it is, without a condom, so he can feel my wetness and I can feel him pulsing." OK GUYS, whose client has been writing fan fiction? 😂

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

@NobodyCaresJim Spoiler alert: it was not okay when I declined, and I got walls of text about how treating his offer with the respect it deserves was bad customer service.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

A kid is door knocking in his street asking neighbors if they need any odd jobs done. A neighbour says "I'll pay you $50 to paint my porch." Two hours later the kid knocks on his door and says "I'm done but just so you know, it's a Mercedes not a Porsche."

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

To be totally 100% honest, when you stop and think about it, if not showing my face means I don't get booked by bell ends like you I'm probably better off.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

1 year

Wow E&B, that’s quite the price hike. Cool cool cool, we’re doing this again I guess. Ethical ad sites for independent workers, like @ivysociete and @dakotadice1 exist, but clients need to follow the workers over there.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

4 years

I won't be working during COVID-19 as I've been able to borrow the money I need to live on. But I DO NOT condemn or vilify sex workers who have no option but to keep working under these circumstances, in the face of such risk and stigma. Apart from being the empathic and...

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

2 years

@ellie_quartz_ The majority of clients who complain of having been “scammed” in the past seem to have not done due diligence in booking the worker - they picked a clearly dodgy ad off a dodgy site, when legit professional SWs are right here making effort to show their credentials.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

…poor customer support, laziness, outrageous pricing, and how they blatantly allow agencies and the odd actual scammy catfish fake on what was originally, under the previous owner, a site for independent workers only. There are newer sites that support our needs better but…

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

11 months

Reminder that Nordic model advocates consider increased harm to SWers a feature not a bug.

Gaye Dalton

@GayeDalton

11 months

@MissLucy552 Here is an example of one of those people. Her judgement at that time seems to have been flawed in other ways too.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

8 years

Punters are right not to trust us SWs who blur our faces. According to ancient hooker mythology a blurred face is the sign of a soul eater.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

as clients are at risk of thinking that will be the same experience they get when they're the service provider, and need to remember that it won't be the same at all. Their clients will not interact with them the way SWs do, and to think that (cont'd)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

11 months

@NicolaCentofan1 The Nordic model doesn’t significantly reduce trafficking or child exploitation and increases harm and risk to sex workers. Murdered SWers are not acceptable collateral damage in the moral crusade to abolish the sex industry. Support decriminalisation.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

experience of the sex industry as a client = experience needed to be a good provider is putting way too much expectation on yourself and setting yourself up for failure. There's a LOT more to the job and work we do than what the client sees in the room, and I didn't (cont'd)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

7 years

Are you a SW ally in South Australia? Please show your support by letting your local member know you support the decrim bill.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

I know I've said this a zillion times but imagine telling a barista "It's just buying a cup of coffee that's a crime, not making someone a coffee and selling it to them. You're not being targeted here, we're only after the coffee buyers."

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

think he was taking that into account. We also talked about some stuff specific to this guy why I didn't think SW would be a good fit for his lifestyle and needs. He agreed he hadn't thought about that stuff and maybe being a SW wasn't the right path for him right now. (Cont'd)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Shame on Slixa for attacking Australian sex workers like this for the sake of greed and trying to attack the "competition", in a country where they have barely any reach. E&B say they are working on it.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

8 years

Call me old fashioned but I like a man to introduce himself before asking how big a dick I can take and whether I'm shaved. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

7 years

Some SWs show their faces in advertising, some don't. One isn't better than the other, it's just that not everyone is "out". Please don't ask for face photos from a SW who doesn't show theirs in ads.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

Saw a client the other night who had a Lush bag in his hotel which was relevant to my interests so I asked what he had. He happily replied a bath bomb and a face mask. I love men who don't have hang ups about admitting they enjoy this kind of shit.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Me when a kid tells me they think my dress is pretty.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

he's really into the friendship, support and camaraderie that he sees SWs having with each other in social media and would love to be part of something like it. He asked me for my "brutally honest" opinion of whether I thought he should try it. So I said no he shouldn't. (Cont'd)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

@CharlotteOU812 Margaret Cho.

Margaret Cho On Sex Worker Rights

I know from firsthand experience that coming out as a sex worker is rarely a straightforward affair. You have to deal with the preconceived notions of the person you’re telling: their ideas that sex…

medium.com

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

We had a long chat and I explained that it's GREAT that he's found seeing SWs such a positive thing - heaps of men do! - but being a good SW requires a certain skill set - and more importantly a mindset. Clients considering becoming SWs based on their own experiences (cont'd)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Calling out another man for using abusive language promoting violent behaviour against a woman isn't being a "white knight", it's being a Person Who Is Not Shit. BTW, "white knight" has been co-opted by misogynists as an attempt to police and silence other men who speak up.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

They do realise that “I must have been so distracted by your photos I couldn’t concentrate on the words” won’t dazzle and flatter us into spoon feeding them the information we’ve gone to such pains to provide, or make us less annoyed they missed upfront basic details, right?

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

1 year

When you’re a client who wants to know what a SW’s face looks like before you book DO YOU: A. Ask a Blurryface for a face photo B. Ask other clients for recommendations for software that unblurs images C. BOOK ONE OF THE 100S OF SWS WHO SHOW THEIR FACES IN THEIR ADS OMG LOL

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

9 years

It's possible to purchase the service of a sex worker ethically and responsibly, just like purchasing anything else. #WeDontBuyIt

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

7 years

Like this tweet if you've had an STI test within, oh, let's say the last two months. :)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

4 years

@NobodyCaresJim There's a beautiful thread where they list all the things a SW can do that means they'll never book them. It's very helpful. 🙂

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

Friendly reminder to not be a jerk to people working retail, supermarket and food/drink/produce adjacent jobs today. Yes it can be super stressful doing the last minute shopping for tomorrow. Just don't take it out on vendors and shelf stackers etc.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Usually averages somewhere between 1 to 1,000,000 nightly, am I right, fellow bold independent escorts?

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

@whorribleytired @NobodyCaresJim I thought anyone who's had sex before surely knows what a ridiculous inquiry this was and it had to be a troll, hence my laugh emoji response. But then came the very long and indignant replies and holy forking shirtballs he was being serious.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

We treat all clients no matter their background and profession with the same discretion and respect for privacy. Screening, deposits, vaccine certificates, etc, are for our security and safety only. If you mean us no harm, the client-provider discretion deal is golden.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

He's a lovely guy but for various reasons didn't get much "hands on" sexual experience with women until he started seeing SWs. He said we have given his confidence a "massive" boost and he feels a lot more sexually confident now. He loves the way he feels with us and (cont'd)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

@SidacC I swear every time a politician or journalist says "legalisation" instead of "decriminalisation" or "prostitute" instead of sex worker I'm going to start calling them "council workers" and "bloggers" and see if words start to matter then.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

2 years

Thank you, V, this was a first for me. But lucky for you my name is so short! 😂

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

7 years

To the gent who called to say "You fucking slut", thank you but I prefer "Thou ruttish strumpet" or similar. #OldSchoolOrGTFO

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

You know a reg is a good egg when you can ask him to bring a bag of cat food to the booking and you'll knock it off the rate, or he can ask you to buy a cake from the bakery near your work to save him some time and you can trust he'll pay you back at the booking.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

@amyschumer Have you actually read it the Act or just what it's called? It won't stop traffickers but will make life a lot more dangerous for sex workers. #SurvivorsAgainstFOSTA

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Freshly microchipped and ready to start receiving that sweet 5G signal!

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

@MsSiennaCharles @DakotaHarperVIP "Confessions of a High Class White Cis College Educated Call Girl" and "Sex Trafficking Horror Porn" seem to be the only two speeds mainstream media is interested in when it comes to SW. Nothing highlighting the multitude of diverse experiences between those two extremes.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Funny how many men say they got our number from a friend, but said friend NEVER gives them any other useful information such as our rates, what we look like, or a link to our ad. 🤔

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

4 years

...humane approach, to extend solidarity to all my peers, it would be pretty fucking hypocritical of me as a sex worker in South Australia to tell other SWs they're bad and wrong to be working against the law.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

8 years

Sex work is a choice someone makes about how they earn a living. Sex trafficking is a human rights abuse.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Guys just try to remember a SW saying they're "available now" doesn't mean they can defy the laws of space and time, it just means they are currently able to take booking inquiries. If you're 25 km away and want them to arrive "now" that proooobably won't be able to happen. XD

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Sex workers aren't here on twitter purely for your entertainment & objectification. If it looks like something serious is being discussed or an urgent question asked & you know in your heart you have nothing helpful to contribute on this occasion, maybe just sit back & listen. <3

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

9 years

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

Had a booking last night with a gent who said fairly early on that he followed my Twitter, didn't agree with me on certain things but "let's not get into any of that, I just want to relax and have some fun" so that's what we did. THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, CLIENTS. Nothing wrong...

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

has sent me the rest of my photos, have updated my @ScarletBlue9 gallery. I recommend Lara to anyone in Adelaide looking for a photographer who won't fat shame or act like if you're over a size 8 you should be grateful for being treated like a person.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

"Its not actually being a hairdresser that's illegal. But paying someone to cut, colour or style your hair is. And so is leasing a premises to someone who uses it as a salon. Or being employed as a receptionist or assistant by a hairdresser. Or living on a hairdresser's income."

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Okay. You know how there are cat cafes where you can have desserts and play with cats? What if there were DOG BARS where you could have your beer and wings out in the beer garden AND THERE WERE DOGS IN THE BEER GARDEN?

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

@NobodyCaresJim

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Never make the mistake of thinking that just because my rates are at the low end for a private escort that must mean I'll do things and take bullshit that my higher charging peers won't. Just saying.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

7 years

Thank you to the considerate clients who cancel/reschedule when they are sick. It shows you care about us and our health. :)

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

A gentle reminder: SWs time & energy are finite resources, we have to prioritise how we spend it. Interaction on social media and by DM/SMS can't always run "on tap" especially if we've never had a chance to build a rapport in actual bookings.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

@CharlotteOU812 @deliciouslybad TBH I feel there's overlap between options 2 and 3. I wouldn't be doing my day job if I wasn't being paid either.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

10 years

My two cents. #decrimsexworksa #ilovesexworkers http://t.co/Wycahd8CbY

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

@RainMorgan33 "I don't do oral without a condom" "Please just for me" "No" "I'm very clean" "No" "I'll pay more" "No" "Escort X does it" "No" "Pleeeeaaaaaaaase" "No" "I'll leave a bad review" "No" "PLEEEEAAAAAASE" "I'm so sorry I promised my boyfriend I won't do that with clients" "Ohhh okay"

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

Omfg. Cider snobs, step the hell off us Somersby drinkers. Yes we KNOW it's not rEaL CiDeR - shut up and let us enjoy our mildly alcoholic apple or pear flavoured carbonated beverage in peace. 😂

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Both clients and workers are ordinary everyday people. Press pause in your average big shopping centre on a Saturday afternoon - that's what we look like.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

3 years

It’s never not delightful when a client tells you he relied on review boards when he was new to booking escorts, but quickly got grossed out by gross hobbyist bullshit and never looks at them anymore. ☺️

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

5 years

Sometimes I do have to wonder if, subconsciously, my being a SW is actually my desperado attempt to convert the men of Adelaide to my own taste in movies, TV shows, books, plays, podcasts, etc, one at a time.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

4 years

10/10 booking experience with a new client today. All organised early afternoon in just a few texts, and was able to drop in and see him on my way home from the day job. You top blokes who fully read and respect our booking criteria: we see you. <3

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

2 years

@vixentempleblog @thestrangemster “We don’t want to make holding conferences illegal, just attending them. What do you mean that model would be bad for people who want to hold conferences? You wouldn’t be being prosecuted, silly billy, we’d only be charging people caught attending conferences. 😃”

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

Horrible Histories is one of the greatest children's television shows of our time.

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

9 years

#chargeisdeclined http://t.co/UzJB4mNge0

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

2 years

THIS COCKTAIL DRESS HAS POCKETS

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

2 years

Absolutely yes, I have a long-standing rep and history as a legit and trustworthy professional including the same name and phone number and Twitter account for nearly a decade, and I’m willing to throw all that away so I can run off into the sunset with your $100 deposit. 🙃

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Lucy Landau

@MissLucy552

6 years

I can't believe people who refuse to acknowledge that criminalising purchase of adult services very much fucking harms providers. Imagine if being a hairdresser wasn't illegal but it WAS illegal to pay someone to cut, style or colour your hair. Sucks to be a hairdresser hey.

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