Miles @MilesHRyan Twitter profile

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@MilesHRyan

1 year

@DUSKdev Having a text pop-up that just says "God is coming" with a two minute timer was an act of absolute brilliance. Simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@credenzaclear2 The brutal trench warfare of Stardew Valley

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@Duderichy I mean, the idea of interest on a government loan is kinda absurd. It doesn't go back to the taxpayers. Why not just have borrowers pay back the loan's value plus an extra 10-20% or so to cover the management costs?

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@arcadian_ish @navyhato Pretending the women they want don't exist is unfortunately easier than accepting that they need to better themselves to find them

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@EPM106 @TheTumboy Okay but there's no practical difference in experiencing 70C vs 100C. You just die. 70F vs 100F is the difference between a nice day and what starts to become lethal.

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@MilesHRyan

10 months

@flybottlemist I'd unironically convert just out of respect for how funny that joke would be. Well played God.

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@thegeneral38001 @bf9777 @DabneyRL @ArmisDei Better a foreigner than a traitor.

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7 months

@mrnastynodrama Is this a car or did some dude decide his table needed to chill out

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@jzux One of these days they're gonna add a class where they just stick everyone into a big burlap sack and tie it to the back of the plane

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@theyellowdress @clhubes My personal favorite Presidential animal is definitely Rebecca the Raccoon, who was given to the Coolidges to eat for Thanksgiving, but was instead adopted as a pet.

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@MilesHRyan

11 months

@HalfGrownHollow I never even noticed this, but it really helps explain why DS2 felt so dang clunky.

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@bradiscus Don't forget these classics: First round is on me if....it isn't Don't hate me if I....don't message first My simple pleasures...napping Dating me is like...fun

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@may935317 @plemy11 I do love the irony of talking about reproductive fitness when your personality is going to remove you from the gene pool

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@MilesHRyan

5 months

@SternabR6 @XVanFleet @ajplus Are you kidding? Japan routinely downplays the war crimes they committed. Their last Prime Minister denied the Nanjing Massacre even happened, and that's not an uncommon view in their right-wing.

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@MilesHRyan

3 years

@rolandlisf For anyone wondering: it was ruled unconstitutional due to a clause that made repealing it require a 90% majority in the state Congress. That's one of the strictest majority requirement of any law in the US, far surpassing what's required for even a Constitutional amendment.

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@thembonesareme_ @GreyNewell @plemy11 If that's what you consider fat, you've been watching too much porn.

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@thetexasbird Working past the anger issues I used to have has honestly been one of the best things I've ever done for myself

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@MilesHRyan

5 months

@sylphonic @humbleslothma @KingBrokenT @Noahpinion I frequently see leftists say exactly that, and Hamas openly state their goal is to completely abolish Israel. Gaslighting is a bad look.

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@GoodReddit For anyone wondering, Reddit has lied to us again. The baking soda would have immediately reacted with the HCl in stomach acid to form CO2 and plain table salt. The CO2 would just be burped out. The salt could be fatal, but in the same way as just eating a bunch of salt would be.

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@MilesHRyan

1 year

@OddSteamReviews Least obsessed Arma player

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@chionogirl You really gotta know your girl to risk something like that. That it worked out shows he did.

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@MilesHRyan

3 years

@kory_tams @APFactCheck @AP Okay, done.

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@_rubberbaron @NubianRosas @nikicaga Careful, you might throw at your back reaching like that

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@cnviolations Funding violence is bad (Unless it's the side I support)

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@Cosmo_Dragon1 @SuperMutantSam1 @Alfie87420802 Pretty sure the "paralysis" there refers to paralytic venom or paralysis spells, not spinal cord damage.

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@MilesHRyan

1 year

@AidanSimardone Because we're allies with Taiwan, and China has made it VERY clearly that they want to invade them. The operations are a deterrent to that. And no, that isn't an our honest comparison. China has no allies near our borders.

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@simtayro Yeah, I saw that Tweet and was immediately alarmed, but the actual age gap really isn't that bad. It is a bit weird, but not very.

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@MilesHRyan

5 months

@Josh_Robes @Vapor_Waves @mrsballs69 Ah, so you only care about babies if you think they'll agree with your politics. Classic.

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@stopvaccinating @arghavan_salles Have you considered contracting rabies? I think it'd be good for all of us.

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@emilykmay I have a long history with suicidal thoughts. I still struggle with them. I'm not religious myself, but seeing this definitely hit home. I'm sorry for their loss.

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@MilesHRyan

11 months

@ElSnakeOil @botcguy Most comprehensible DS1 netcode moment

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@Billem_DaFoe Alternative: be a decent human being and don't cheat. I guarantee he's leaving out important information on why their sex life vanished.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@AtlRey @TRHLofficial There's over 90 million cattle in the US. 34.5 million were born in 2022, or about 4,000 every hour. 18,000 is negligible. If that's someone trying to attack the food supply, they're gonna be disappointed with the results.

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@Majestic_Memes_ @PicturesFoIder Eh, I can see a good argument being made that giving the government the power to straight up sterilize you is too risky.

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@MilesHRyan

2 years

@DubiousByName @weirdlilguys "...for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.” -Nietzsche on cats

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@sargentnu_ @UsingCigarettes Let employees freely choose which companies meet their safety standard. If they get violently dismembered by industrial machinery, they'll be able to show that that employer may not be safe. (To prevent instances of Poe's Law ringing true, this is sarcasm)

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@AdmiralXum @TheFoxMatriarch Probably because he didn't show that he was a piece of shit until after they married. I'm guessing you're under 18 and have no experience with actual relationships.

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@shaggysurvives @let_nick_cook Nah, I'm 2000 and I definitely remember this.

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@MilesHRyan

1 year

@pronounced_kyle Not having flying cars is probably for the best, honestly. We've got enough bad drivers in two dimensions. Adding a third is just asking for trouble.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@the_grubb @stpic0202 @DocStrangelove2 Ah, so your hatred of media channels outweighs the value you place in human life.

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@BringDaNoyz I saw that and it made me question whether she just keeps him locked in the house like he's Boo Radley or something

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@the_grubb @stpic0202 @DocStrangelove2 It isn't just independent journalists doing it.

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@LawStud0842619 @_new_empire_ @Mr_Honkitude Or someone who, y'know, spent over two weeks in the wilderness

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@SWENGDAD My conspiracy theory of the day is that Richard wrote that Reddit post so he could farm manosphere Twitter engagement with it

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@MilesHRyan

10 months

@OmegaMercenary @_saint_riot_ And not meeting the weapon's stat requirements. He did 41 damage on that one-handed jump attack. 😭

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@WarrenJWells Presumably sometime between the FAA breaking down his door and vaporizing his pilots license

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@MilesHRyan

2 years

@robishungry @BreezyScroll Can't be the first two. Neptune doesn't have a solid surface. Just a slow transition from liquid to solid near its core.

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@MilesHRyan

10 months

@CartoonsHateHer The best relationship is one where you love each other so much that you can't even tell if you love them more or vice versa

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@Vishi_Divine @TheFoxMatriarch If a judge approves a restraining order when it wasn't actually needed, it might inconvenience someone. If they deny a restraining that was needed, it might kill someone.

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@Stopnconsider So....it's A Handmaid's Tale but without all of the things that were fucked up about the handmaids' role in society?

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@MilesHRyan

11 months

@BeccaLizz @tolstoybb Uh, yes it is. Making something delicious by jacking the calorie count up a few hundred notches isn't what I'd call respectable business practice.

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@MilesHRyan

4 years

@burgessev @politico So much for the GOP being the party of self-responsibility.

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@MilesHRyan

2 years

@wildkateaustin @jtreichel @elizalian The top left and right are where you get mugged by the sea lions

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@SWENGDAD I was sympathetic until I read that she handed $50K in cash in a shoe box to an "undercover CIA agent" through the back window of a car. Like....c'mon. I get being scammed, but that's ludicrous.

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@MilesHRyan

1 year

@OddSteamReviews Least horny ULTRAKILL player

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@MilesHRyan

10 months

@animalologist I can't even imagine how awful it'd be to be in a relationship for SEVEN YEARS only for my partner to go "Oh I'm not actually into you" and break up with me. Like....what???

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@luinalaska That wouldn't have been funny under normal circumstances, let alone when you're already putting zero effort into your marriage.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@AniseNot As someone currently living among the coastal redwoods, I definitely recommend

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@Bestinaz @TheMuppetPastor @GlobeFarrah So instead of your wife being gang raped, she's gang raped and also widowed.

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@MilesHRyan

10 months

@maazi_a @iheartsleepy @drpenking @Oluwatobiboss1 And...you know this how? Have you had an organ harvested while you were dead before?

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@MilesHRyan

3 years

@Birdie_Rebel @Fiona_40 @LozzaFox Statistics. The vaccines have been proven to greatly reduce the chance of severe illness. Unless you're saying it's a massive coincidence that vaccinated people have died at a far lower rate.

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@MilesHRyan

11 months

@DillonMagness @JackPosobiec You can asphyxiate even if you can breathe to some degree. In Floyd's case, because he was face down with pressure on his back, he wasn't able to breathe enough. His heart disease and drug use likely contributed, but Chauvin's actions were what ultimately killed him.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@mooiiiike @fitanynarrative @fuckyouiquit Way to completely miss his point, assuming you aren't just intentionally misrepresenting it. He was talking about potentially losing money as a result of your credit score decreasing after finishing a loan. A lower score brings higher interest rates.

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@MilesHRyan

1 year

@ZullieTheWitch That explains why Limgrave is so depressing

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@ilomll0 @mylovedes2 The only reason I can think of is that building a new house there would've been too risky. Not like the on-site stuff, but gathering and moving all the materials there.

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@HerbsandDirt @gflong2010 You: "I never saw anyone who had these issues in the 70s!" Him: "I had them. Your experience doesn't mean no one had them." You: "Where did I say no one had them?!" The suggestion that they don't exist was a pretty explicit undertone to your post.

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@MilesHRyan

2 years

@Senrab3123 @iloveminigolf @steinkobbe Oh, well he did a few good things, so that balances out the unimaginable atrocities /s

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@Zachariahskylab @MJSJ_YT @Amber666Angel @singingsox Fortunately, I included more than just that source. You're also welcome to show studies proving the CDC wrong, especially since you have nothing to support your own claims thus far.

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@MilesHRyan

10 months

@ljrremy_ @cjmoose @thebonusholes @LizzieMarbach So your proof that the US is a Christian nation is a single reference to God in a sentence saying what the date is, located in a part of the Constitution that wasn't intended to have any influence on how the country should function. Brilliant.

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@0xRy4n @AntiWuCoalition Wu is gonna part the buildings like Moses did with the Red Sea

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@WomnOfValor Joking about it just makes it even more obvious that their opposition to porn doesn't come from any kind of genuine concern for the safety and dignity of women in that industry.

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@BugsLaughter @_nomadic_soul @ThomBlank You could also just, you know, ask her for consent. It's really not hard, and it can even improve the mood if you go about it the right way.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@Zachariahskylab @MJSJ_YT @Amber666Angel @singingsox Here's a nice review of studies showing exactly that. Where's your studies and sources for the virus moving in the air?

COVID-19: the case for aerosol transmission

The COVID-19 pandemic is the most severe pandemic caused by a respiratory virus since the 1918 influenza pandemic. As is the case with other respiratory viruses, three modes of transmission have been...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@TheDimitriT The odds of not finding a partner would be 0.99 ^ 100, so the odds of finding one would 1 - (0.99^ 100).

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@ask_aubry I'd bet my kidneys that he cheated on Aria's mom with her now step-mom.

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@MilesHRyan

1 year

@booksandbobaa It's even worse as someone with ADHD. At what point is it acceptable to go on a half hour rant about the different mechanisms in supernovae???

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@Zachariahskylab @MJSJ_YT @Amber666Angel @singingsox You: "Masks don't work because viruses are too small!" *Informed you're wrong* You: "I'm not wrong because you didn't prove masks work!" Lol. Lmao.

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@MilesHRyan

2 years

@flattymctwatty @MandibularMan @Antrodemus Grass crest shield wants to know your location

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@DanielleFong You should be able to challenge the CEO of medical insurance companies to single combat if they deny a reasonable insurance claim. Also they're legally required to accept.

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@MilesHRyan

2 years

@PeterSweden7 Man, you really have zero integrity.

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@MilesHRyan

9 months

@LunaticGamedev @ZullieTheWitch There's now three times more Alonne knights on the Smelter Demon run

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@TheFoxMatriarch I already exercise, and I still struggle with suicidal thoughts while on anti-depressants. If I hadn't started on them, I wouldn't have even reached the point of being able to get myself to exercise. I'd just be dead.

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@MilesHRyan

11 months

@JoshuaCaswell6 @HalfGrownHollow Cut out this and remove adaptability as a stat and DS2 would be so much more fun to play

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@MilesHRyan

10 months

@ljrremy_ @cjmoose @thebonusholes @LizzieMarbach Because the DoI had no role in defining how the country functions. And what you're referring to isn't part of Article 7. If you actually look at an image of the Constitution, that part and the signatures are in their own clear section.

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@MilesHRyan

11 months

@VivaldiVril @suchassuchas If you have reason to suspect, don't get erect!

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@MilesHRyan

5 months

@OHearst51027 @WomnOfValor You're sending her these DMs too, aren't you?

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@MilesHRyan

5 months

@SnokeZolid @folvann Dragonrider??? His attacks are so telegraphed he puts in a two-weeks notice every time he starts an animation

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@MilesHRyan

2 years

@birdgirl8888 @robishungry @BreezyScroll Its mantle is mostly water, methane, and ammonia. The extreme pressure prevents ice crystals from growing. The temperatures also aren't actually that low, and actually get fairly hot deeper down.

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@cnviolations He's hiding the fact that the media isn't hiding a fact that doesn't fit their narrative because it doesn't fit his narrative

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@MilesHRyan

5 months

@TheFoxMatriarch The CDC estimates that 1 in 20,000 eggs are infected with salmonella. If there's two eggs per batch, then you can expect to eat raw cookie dough 10,000 times before you'll contract salmonella. Worth it.

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@MilesHRyan

7 months

@ameliarchaeo It's both a condition and a disability. Complaining that people with it get protections too just makes you seem self-centered and cynical, nor does having it yourself give you any kind of authority to say how disabling it is for others.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@Zachariahskylab @MJSJ_YT @Amber666Angel @singingsox Yes, you do, because that isn't a default hypothesis. We're asking how COVID is transmitted. The default hypothesis would be that it isn't.

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8 months

@Ruesavatar I desperately need a girlfriend who likes infodumping like that. I do it like every time I talk to my mom, and she isn't that much of a fan. 😂

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@Zachariahskylab @MJSJ_YT @Amber666Angel @singingsox I'm sorry to hear about your psychosis. We'll be happy to have you one day rejoin us in reality.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@EnergizrChicago @damintoell @HammerxStone @LaurenWitzkeDE An affirmative action hire in an African country. Brilliant deduction.

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@MilesHRyan

3 years

@SPhi27 @grnaisbettjones @LozzaFox The virus generally spreads in the water droplets we exhale, not on its own. Masks work by catching those droplets on the fibers of the fabric. Cloth masks aren't as good as N95 masks, but they still block most of those droplets. Air molecules are small enough to pass through.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@PhreedomG @WomnOfValor You don't know what a ratio is, then. If an example would help, here's one: her respone to you got more than 10x the likes than your initial comment.

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@MilesHRyan

8 months

@DaSkrubKing Also the reason they say liberals can't imagine a better world is because liberals stick to imagining things that are politically feasible. Leftists will just say "We need to completely replace our entire economic system right now" with a straight face.

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@MilesHRyan

6 months

@EnergizrChicago @damintoell @HammerxStone @LaurenWitzkeDE The airline is African.

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@MilesHRyan

3 years

@Fafner55 @sfchronicle The Proposition contained a clause that required a 90% majority in the state legislature for it to be repealed. That's what was ruled unconstitutional, for...rather obvious reasons. Even a 67% supermajority would have been stretching it, but 90% is utterly insane.

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