Michelle_Neat @Michelle_Neat1 Twitter profile

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Michelle_Neat

2 years

Baseball is more than a game to me. Im a 3rd generation fan & being an @astros fan is in my blood. It runs in my family. Been going to games since I was born. Baseball is something really special for my Dad & I. My love for houston, the stros & baseball is deep. #burymeintheh

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5 months

Things I would do as MLB commissioner: - bring back the shift - no more pitch clock - goodbye 3 batter minimum - bring back spider tack - steroids are now required - adios ghost runner - instead of xtra innings, you have a benches clearing brawl to determine a winner.

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Baker Mayfield Texas Rangers 🤝 zero rings #Ready2Reign

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1 year

#Bucs QB Baker Mayfield takes a fun shot at the Houston Astros when asked about if he picked up on the Vikings’ signs in Sunday’s game: “I know I’m in Tampa but I’m a Texas Rangers fan, not a Houston Astros fan. So we’re not going to condone that.” Love it.

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1 year

Really cool to watch your team meltdown in real time. Dodgers fans, how do you handle this each October

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3 years

Honestly I expected a little more from Bauer tonight 😬💅

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3 years

Honestly I expected a little more from the Astros tonight…

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2 years

Astros fans Orioles Fans 🤝 wanting to see Mancini with a ring #LevelUp

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Dodgers fans: Astros fans:

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@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

@ChrisPrior13 Where’s the seasoning

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@Michelle_Neat1

5 months

@TheTongass Angel Hernandez gets fired into the sun.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

2 months

Yes, 11 games in the AL West.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Yankees fans and weeping.

JC🇵🇷

@CantH0LDMe

4 years

Name a better duo than Houston Astros players and cheating

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

11 months

Houston is a great city. I’ve NEVER IN MY LIFE heard someone say “I really must get to Arlington because they have an amazing food culture, an amazing music scene, and top notch vibes all the way around.” Arlington is like if a chili’s inside the airport came to life.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

6 months

The Astros winning a home game

Carol’s Recipes

@carolrecipe

6 months

Name one thing better than bacon.

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

I worked so hard to make sure we could afford my brother’s headstone and it was installed today … I’m crying yall

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

A grown adult woman behind us at the game (shouting): how does it feel to be a cheater Me: how does it feel to sit at home every October?

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Jose Altuve

Maxwell Resnick

@MaxwellResnick

3 years

Who’s the one athlete you’d defend nonstop till the day you die?

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

The fact that Oakland starting cheering when altuve was down further proves my point. No class. Complete trash. I hope y’all never win

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@Michelle_Neat1

5 months

@RealTomBentley You’re now assistant to the commissioner.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

List of fan bases that can run their mouth: Tampa Bay. Winner of the NLCS End of list. They played better and beat us fair and square. Rest of y’all should shut the Fuck up and remember that you watched the @astros get this far from your couch.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

6 months

DIAZ AND TUCKER? We are truly blessed

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

This is exactly how that bs with the Altuve buzzer caught on. Stop that shit. It wasn’t a smart phone. Leave Julks alone you miserable pricks

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@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

Altuve at the plate:

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

If Ted Cruz was going to do anything good in his life, it would be to stay home tomorrow.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

The @astros are successful because they’re talented, they work hard, and have a winning mindset. Nothing fishy about that. But this article? Big time sad beta boi virgin energy

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

Y’all booing Joe Kelly off the field makes me proud 🥹🥹

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

8 months

How do y’all feel about jalapeños on pizza ?

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Did the Astros fans posted the name, address and location of the dodgers hotel when they came in town? No. Did they parade around like pathetic idiots shouting about a 60 game WS ring in LA? No. Did they boo the team bus? No But dodgers fans did.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Y’all I’m proud. I’ve got a severe learning disability and.... just got a 94 in my psych class. For me this is a BIG deal. Fo my fellow dyslexics and ADHD people, WE CAN DO ANYTHING.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

I’d stop dating for a whole year if that meant the Astros won. Fuck an engagement ring, I want that WS ring.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

The real star of this broadcast 🗣 @blummer27

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

@bailey_s26 @astros We know. We don’t care. You saying this won’t take away the fact that your team got no hit

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

Well at least @ChrisKirschner knows ball

The Astros Locker

@TheAstrosLocker

1 year

Writers from The Athletic overwhelmingly picked the Rangers to defeat the Astros in the ALCS. ✍️

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Listen up nerds, if ANY of you question my ace @lmccullers43 again, it’s HANDS ON SIGHT. Capeesh? #LevelUp

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

Should I do it? Pull those receipts from the Arlington troglodytes running their mouth?

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

I JUST GOT A WRITTEN OFFER YALL AND THIS COMES WITH A SIGN ON BONUS!

Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Interviews yesterday and it went extremely well. Will know something by the end of the week….

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Reppin htown @astros and @ApolloHOU til I die

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

5 million dollars, the loss of draft picks, the firing of their gm and manager and having to listen to full grown adults like you whine on the internet

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@BlisterRich

4 years

What price did they pay?

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

Ask how things went for the last two teams that made #wewanthouston their rally cry

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@Rangerfan4life9

1 year

@Michelle_Neat1 WATCH OUT ASTROS FANS, THE RANGERS ARE INVINCIBLE IN OCTOBER AND WE ARE MEETING YOU IN THE ALCS #WEWANTHOUSTON 🗣

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

@MLB Framber Valdez or Cristian Javier. At least have the decency to put them in the graphics

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Shout to whoever made this.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Yankees fans aint shit. Y’all cheering for an injury? Fuck y’all

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

Chandler Rome

@Chandler_Rome

1 year

Yordan Alvarez exited the game with right oblique discomfort, according to the Astros.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

I’m of course posting these pics for attention and not because I’m proud of my hard work. #ForTheH oes

Numbers Diva

@karinsabatini1

3 years

@HeyyRB Probably you should not seek attention on Twitter with boob shots

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

8 months

Publicly apologize to Jose Altuve.

Jomboy

@Jomboy_

8 months

Tough time for all us baseball lover to be tweeting “baseball season has officially begun” when MLB is about as dead as its ever been as far as news and headlines go. Desperate for something to talk about.

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@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

@Northside4576 @TheRealMCortez You’re an awful person

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Every single baseball fan can agree: Angel Hernandez is ASS.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

I’m all for trash talking but you’re absolute gutter trash if you refer to me or any woman as a dumb broad

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@TravisLindemann

1 year

@Michelle_Neat1 take that, you dumb broad

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@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

I’m all for trash talk, but the minute you slide into my dms and quote tweet something about my younger brother being dead..... come say that shit to my face so I can beat your ass properly

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

@ApolloDez1 @ApolloHOU Exsqueeze me? I was out here representing

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@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Did you know that you can be decent to other fan bases and be friends with them? And you can also defend your team without being an awful human ?

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@Michelle_Neat1

5 months

I JUST RECEIVED THE OFFER LETTER & CAN NOW SAY THAT ILL BE THE GENERAL MANAGER OF [REDACTED] LOCATED IN [REDACTED]. There are some absolute psychopathic gremlins on here. Lmao there’s no way I’d reveal my employer or the location. But it’s official. Ya girl is ALL THE WAY UP

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

I would sacrifice the success of any houston sports franchise if it meant the Astros going back to back to back

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

y’all @MLB ignored one of the most talented hitters in the game.Yordan Alvarez is better than Olson, Perez, Story and is most definitely a better left handed hitter than Gallo.

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@Michelle_Neat1

5 years

@EstebanCortante

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

I’M OUT HERE CELEBRATING BECAUSE: I GOT A JOB OFFER TODAY AND THE @astros ARE THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

Lost my job on Monday. I’ve managed to put on pants everyday this week so I think I’m taking it pretty well.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

“I don’t know but that one kind of gave me a BUZZ TK” @blummer27 @RealToddKalas y’all are the GOATS. #ForTheH oes

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@ApolloHOU

3 years

ITS COLD IN THE H ❄️

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

If you don’t sleep in your hat, you’re a fake fan!!!!!

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Zero @astros fans said that. Most of us just called you a virgin.

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Astros fans when I wear an Oscar the grouch costume: “why would you do that? That’s so mean, we hate you!!” All 29 other teams fans: “Thats hilarious”

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

#SIUEFA I rep houston in these New York streets ALL DAY #ForTheH #Postseason @astros

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Just lost my job. It’s official. So embarrassing bc they did it during my lunch and walked me out before I could finish my meal

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

I don’t care who he plays for, @tonykemp is a true gem. 🥺❤️

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

This is pure sex

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3 years

CARLOS CORREA TO THE MOON OFF OF JOE KELLY WHILE 57,000 DODGERS FANS STARE IN DISBELIEF AT HIS PIMP JOB

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

“Oh yeah you better believe we’re going to Crawford bock the shit out of this thing.” - @blummer27 #LevelUp

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

@nuyorican_21 @theaceofspaeder Rob Manfred of course

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

We are the cutest ones here @EephusSouthpaw @EephusTosser #LevelUp

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@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Hello twitter, I’d like to report harassment on the time line

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@Michelle_Neat1

5 months

Astros up by 3 heading into the 9th?

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@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

There are A LOT of people who owe hector an apology.

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Yesterday I found out my younger brother Noah passed. Today I fly to Chicago to help pack up his apartment and help make arrangements to get him back to Texas. It’s going to be a really hard day. Please pray for my family, especially my Mom and my Dad.

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4 years

Htown drip courtesy of @ApolloHOU

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3 years

If you get vaccinated and get covid (which is possible) the vaccine prevents the virus from killing you. You can get sick, but you won’t die

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3 years

Today was my last day at work and this is the goodbye card my co workers made 😍

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1 year

Wellllll wellllllllll welllll…… y’all need to hand out some apologies to hector.

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2 years

Sitting next to dubon’s parents and my word they are lovely people.

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2 months

Can’t stop laughing at this

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3 years

I been praying and hoping for things to work out. After keeping my head down and getting after it, I was offered a job in Cali yesterday. After everything this past year, this feels like the biggest blessing, the biggest W.

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

I will defend @Chandler_Rome every single time. Ive actually spokento him &hes smart as hell, well spoken, a great writer &he doesnt have to be sunshine 24/7. His job requires an objective view, not a diehard fan view. If he was bad at his job, he wouldn’t still be employed.

Todd the Show

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2 years

The biggest move I would like to see in the offseason is Chandler Rome finally moving to another city. If he hates it here and wishes the team nothing but dysfunction, WHY is he still here?

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2 years

I’m crying laughing … the whole crowd booing Ted Cruz 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

The majority of people hav pricked Texas to win the series. The Astros are the defending world champions and about to embark on their 7th AlCS. Crazy how so many people still doubt their post season power. How are some people looking at Houston as the underdogs?

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Yankees fans can run their mouths, but their team is *checks notes* in 4th place with only 45 wins. Poverty behavior

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3 years

Trying to get a wagon like #andrescrubb

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Wtf. So it’s the leagues fault for not enforcing the foreign substance ban, but you’re mad as hell about sign stealing, which the league did not/ has not enforced. AND you’re a racist. Got it.

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Judge is good man Sticks up for cole by saying most pitchers use it. Reminds people its the leagues fault for not enforcing their rules. Says he cant complain, hes just gotta do his job against whatevers coming his way. he’ll give a better answer later

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4 years

@SophiaMilagros2 @NBCSAthletics No one is scared of you Sophia.

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@Michelle_Neat1

11 months

How do 4K of you follow an account that would tweet out something so dumb

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Should the Astros look to trade both Kyle Tucker AND Alex Bregman before they become free agents? The farm system needs a LOT of help.

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@Michelle_Neat1

5 months

For the little troll in my dms, not I am not a dude and no I don’t have a mustache. Here ya go

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@Michelle_Neat1

5 months

Headband gang? Yeah we outside @ApolloHOU @ApolloDez1

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

If your main personality trait is to hate on the Astros, you need a fucking therapist.

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@Michelle_Neat1

5 years

Only 1 min into the game and already have been spit at, called a piece of shit and had food thrown at me. Stay classy New York. #ALCSgame4

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Y’all owe @myles_straw an apology. #ForTheH

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

Tonight has shown me that america has a shocking amount of adult virgins.

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

@littlem1mis @Brittingham_Jen @teagiselle @lyloraa The happy ending was cutting them both off and leveling up 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

@JeffPassan Ryan Pressly the best closer in baseball

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@Michelle_Neat1

2 years

Just walked into an art supplies store in LA wearing this jacket and had one person working there and two customers exiting saying “Go Astros!!” I’m mad hyped for Friday. #LevelUp @astros

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Michelle_Neat

@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Eat at @CobosQue instead. Give them your money. They love Houston and the Astros. In fact, let’s start promoting local spots that love Houston and @astros . Give this clown the BWW/ Ayesha curry treatment. DO NOT SUPPORT THOSE WHO DONT RESPECT HTOWN #cancelmariolopez

Eater Houston

@EaterHouston

4 years

A ghost kitchen from Mario Lopez, star of TV’s ‘Saved By The Bell,’ is now slinging tortas in Houston

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3 years

This is big time sexy

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

You know who doesn’t condone racist behavior of any kind? @ApolloHOU

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@Michelle_Neat1

1 year

We got Verlander and my southpaw king threw a no no and I’ve been locked up in Twitter jail for tweeting out the following:

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@Michelle_Neat1

3 years

Y’all wear glasses or nah?

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I guess I’m single now.

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@Michelle_Neat1

4 years

Hi! Just a quick reminder: please don’t shame me (or anyone for that matter) or call me stupid because I’m dyslexic and struggle with ADHD. Those are learning disabilities! I’ve got to work 10 times harder to get what comes easy to most people. Ok that’s all Ps be kind ok?!

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