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Rich Hill's Blister

@BlisterRich

6 years

As a gay Dodger fan, when I type “yas” my iPhone suggests: Yasmani Yasiel Yasssssss

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10 months

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Bobby Miller you have to stop. Your pants too tight. Your fade too clean. Your pitches too nasty. They’ll kill you Bobby Miller

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11 months

cancel this and replace it with Bobby Miller bobblehead night

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the Dodgers are going to break my apple watch

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Apple Watch will now track your mental health. #WWDC23 #watchOS10

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@TVGenius @libbycwatson not only is it outrageous that people are being arrested for a crime they didn’t commit, it’s more outrageous that taxpayers are footing the bill for the police to track these people down and arrest them

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Ohtani gave the Angels 6 years, including 3 All Star appearances and 2 MVPs, for $42M and Angels fans think he’s a sell-out

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the Dodgers Pride graphic, a breakdown

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Happy Pride Month!

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they look like they're standing vigil for their fallen brother Mookie Betts

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No single digit numbers look absolutely ridiculous

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maybe we can now step back and appreciate just how fucking boring Freddie Freeman is

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4 years

No matter what you think about the outcome of the Kobe rape allegation the man was more than that incident. Any attempt to hijack his death before the coroner even reached the scene isn’t really about #metoo —it’s about chasing clicks and clout.

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racism

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2 years

what an amazing performance

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Kiké Hernandez on a team with Shohei Ohtani and Mookie Betts

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4 years

@MavenofHonor Amy Adams tried to get me to be the neutral party in a battle with her daughter over a Starbucks cake pop I said “forget it Amy Adams I want no part of this”

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6 years

@swanofthedab @NatsSquid I made gingerbread conservatives this year

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3 years

the Dodgers should take the mariachi band to Atlanta

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2 years

Juan Soto: STAY HERE STAY HERE Ball:

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1 year

the Red Sox have already failed in their task to take care of Justin Turner

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1 month

Yamamoto hurt?

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3 months

We aren’t talking enough about the fact that hiring Ippei was an organizational failure of the Angels. No background check, no employment verification, just vibes.

BTH

@BeyondTheHalo

3 months

When this thing started, it came down to whether Ohtani was lying or stupid. Turns out, it’s the latter. To not notice $16M is one thing. But it also means he did a horrendous job hiring everyone around him. Be it his agent and any other representatives (lawyers, bankers, etc.)

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2 years

I kinda think the Dodgers should extend Trea Turner

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1 year

Talking Friars

@TalkingFriars

1 year

The Padres are already facing financial challenges (via @sdutKevinAcee )

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3 years

look at the moon

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7 months

I wanted the Dodgers to win with Kenta is another reason I’m still mad about 2019

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10 months

I think the Dodgers should win the World Series just to annoy Ben Verlander

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Nicolas Gonzalez 🪶

@NicoSGonzalez

3 months

These Dodgers are trying to kill me

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1 month

I feel so bad for Rockies fans. We know what it’s like to lose the division to a checked swing call

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3 months

I sentence Ippei to 10 years of responding to tweets of shitbrains claiming Ohtani is a gambler 👨‍⚖️

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10 days

he pinch hit Austin Barnes to win this game you betta recognize

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3 years

I don’t know how you can be a Dodgers fan and not hate Trevor Bauer with the heat of 1,000 suns right now

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2 years

if Justin Turner is a Padre I’m opting out of 2023

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4 months

the disrespect

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4 years

@j_nyy @Jomboy_ Correa’s wife told Altuve’s wife told Altuve to take it off

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1 year

good morning to Junior Valentine only

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9 months

@noahcamras @DodgersNation what’s he supposed to do confiscate Mookie’s bowling ball?

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2 years

we did it stan

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1 year

“JAMES OUTMAN IS HIM!!”

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2 years

next year's Dodgers Fan Fest should feature an "Apologize to Tony Gonsolin" experience

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2 years

Jake Lamb and Trayce Thompson being one (1) billion times better than Billy McKinney and Steven Souza Jr might be just the edge the Dodgers need

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7 months

I can't wait until fans find out that Shohei probably paid $0 for Ashley Kelly's Porsche

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2 years

i miss this Max Muncy

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9 months

. @DieterRuehle pays tribute to Matthew Perry

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5 years

@carolinaheisman @_nikolaosD @noblebarnes87 @espn @ESPYS @mPinoe did she tho?

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2 years

sex is great but have you ever seen Julio Urias strike out Trent Grisham on 3 pitches

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3 years

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4 months

Max Muncy, seen here getting ready to welcome the Giants to Dodger Stadium,

Lindsay Adams 👽

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4 months

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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4 years

extend him

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Linus 11/25/2014-5/13/2024

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4 years

RT if you’re crying for Kershaw

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1 year

as long as *checks notes* AryanDodgerhood is happy

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2 years

the only silver lining that I can think of is Trevor Bauer is so mad right now

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3 years

Trea Turner this is your final warning

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2 years

Trea Turner left the yard like Mike Clevenger left his wife and dog

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2 years

I don’t want Shohei Ohtani to be a Dodger if it’s a package deal with Ben Verlander

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5 years

if the Dodgers win the 2019 World Series there should be two parades, one in Los Angeles, one in Oklahoma City

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4 months

Cody Bellinger gambling

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4 years

the rest of this game is just gonna be Buck and Smoltz what-iffing the Mookie close play at 1B and the HBP call on Turner

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5 years

I love a game where I want both teams to lose

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5 years

Kenta Maeda struggled during stretches of the regular season but became an absolute beast during the postseason. (Try it atCodie) This is a Kenta appreciation thread.

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9 months

Yes Jose Altuve is likable…I like when he loses

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5 months

Freddie Freeman just said “baseball isn’t a burden” and Anthony Rendon needs to hear that

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4 months

the in stadium graphics theme for 2024 is “fonts and colors”

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4 years

it’s hoodie szn

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2 years

Dodgers fans let’s switch it up and go completely silent when Manny Machado comes to the plate

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5 years

good morning and happy birthday to Max Muncy

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Honestly fuck Trea Turner I hate that little elf dentist wannabe

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7 months

What actor can masterfully play a hero and villain equally?

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What actor can masterfully play a hero and villain equally?

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5 years

people who never tweet about baseball but were giddily tweeting choking Kershaw memes last night are cordially invited to eat my ass

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2 years

LOS SLAMGELES

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5 years

The fanbase that gave Gurriel a standing ovation for racism The fanbase that stanned a domestic abuser The fanbase that loves a team of lying cheats

Chris Costa

@ChrisCostaTV

5 years

If you were concerned that #Astros fans would reject their team following the results of the cheating investigation, I’d say you have nothing to worry about. @astros #AstrosFanFest @KHOU #khou11

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2 years

I’m in tears, rending garments, such a heartfelt message

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2 years

we went from “cheapest ticket is $200” bc the Padres are hot shit on Friday to “lol Dodger fans aren’t glued to their scorching seats in the 7th during a game where the opponent can’t muster up a single run”

not Bo Bichette’s internet wife

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2 years

@GoLABolts @timsd @thestevenwoods Soooo full 100%

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4 years

@astros

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4 months

I know there’s a few exceptions but it just seems like Trevor Bauer’s most virulent defenders also have the shittiest politics

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@BlisterRich

10 months

when will the Managers of MLB learn that intentionally walking a batter to get to Max Muncy is a bad idea

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@BlisterRich

2 years

I don’t like when people heckle Mookie. That’s Mookie Betts. Have some respect.

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1 year

y’all got any more red teams

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2 years

Mookie Betts, hands on hips, telling Cody Bellinger he needs a makeover I love this fruity team

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silence haters

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1 year

This is the baseball version of the ending of Tár

sky

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1 year

Here’s the video of Trevor Bauer getting taken deep by the first batter he faced in his first game since being demoted to the minor leagues in Japan.

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1 year

where does it hurt

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2 years

I never want to hear another goddamn word about the Dodgers trying to buy a title

Mark Feinsand

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2 years

The Mets have agreed to a five-year, $75 million deal with Kodai Senga, per source.

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2 years

SOURCE: the Dodgers aren't in on Carlos Correa's free agency out of a fear that Austin Barnes would seriously injure him or worse in a clubhouse brawl

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1 year

another cautionary tale about celebrating with Kiké Hernandez

FOX Sports: MLB

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1 year

Edwin Diaz appears to have suffered an injury during Puerto Rico's celebration

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There will be less Catholic outrage over this than some drag queens at Dodger Stadium

Ventura County District Attorney's Office

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District Attorney Erik Nasarenko announced today that Rodolfo Martinez-Guevara, a priest in the Archdioceses of Los Angeles, has been charged with felony possession of child pornography. READ MORE: