Michael? @MichaelXenophon Twitter profile

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@coldhealing @hfyi53ko I think that’s her cousin so it actually checks out

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@wildtiktokss No question

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@visegrad24 Imagine yelling thanks be to god when you see missiles

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@stats_feed Pedophilia and lobbying

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@britneyspears Unfree her

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@wildtiktokss Jokes on you I like that

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@POTUS Swear I thought this was parody

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@thehill “It’s ‘tragic’ people keep investigating me and my motives” -Bill Gates

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@WrittenByHanna I wish this ended with them actually beating the shit out of each other

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@mirxclealigner I live next to Death Valley, you know, one of the hottest places on earth.

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@TayZonday WHAT

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@nytimes World wide privacy tour

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@harryjsisson @DC_Draino Yes, 100% I have a crush on him. Are you homophobic??

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@CaliforniaFirst @Noahpinion He meant Iraq and confused the countries again in the podcast but corrected himself. To be sure he meant Iraq, RFK Jr said at 2:50:25, “The same people who got rid of Saddam Hussein, that cost us 8 trillion dollars, and Iraq is now worse off than we found it.”

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@SomaKazima “Interesting day at the human zoo” -that guy

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@lolbittius @wildtiktokss The literal execution was perfect imo

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@Noahpinion We need to be better and not take cheap shots. He meant Iraq and confused the countries again in the podcast but corrected himself. To be sure he meant Iraq, RFK Jr said at 2:50:25, “The same people who got rid of Saddam Hussein, that cost us 8

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@ChrisDJackson @Noahpinion He meant Iraq and confused the countries again in the podcast but corrected himself. To be sure he meant Iraq, RFK Jr said at 2:50:25, “The same people who got rid of Saddam Hussein, that cost us 8 trillion dollars, and Iraq is now worse off than we

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@iamyesyouareno “Tv”

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@mehdirhasan @PeterHotez *Polls show he does best with independents and those disenchanted with the political system* Mehdi and corporate media, “HE’S MAGA!!!”

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@Ryanair My brother in Christ a beer on American Airlines is twice the cost of your ticket

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@unusual_whales In unrelated news, Arkies googling of “what is a VPN” skyrockets

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@s8n Thanks satan

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@PresupPerry @lporiginalg Because US tried everything to stop poppy farmers since bush admin and Taliban did it overnight

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I remember when US trade reps came to us soliciting our advise to teach afghans how to farm almonds and peaches, something that produced nutrition with exportable value to compete against poppy demand. My coworker at the time went and was escorted by military convoy and stayed

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@Noahpinion Punk rock concerts everywhere are offended

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@AtheismJesus @insultsrare Who tf is Addison Rae

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@jimcramer His job is: A) maintain stock price for his friends B) provide exit liquidity for his friends C) pump his and his friend’s books

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@Ryanair I once got stuck in the airplane bathroom when I was 12 and didn’t know how to open the door

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@ThePopTingz Wait Ricky Martin is gay?

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@albert12798 Oooo I was wondering why people buy these used

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@HowThingsWork_ Imaging missing a skip and getting taken out at the legs to face plant by the force of 200 small Chinese school children.

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@PeterHotez @latimes @washingtonpost @voxdotcom @BBCWorld @TIME @VanityFair “Those who seek to monetize the internet” Wat?

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@Rufusthegood @mirxclealigner According to OP northern uk rail in July is hotter

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@kevinnbass K, my dad is his age, doesn’t do roids and is RFK’s size. If you intensively weight lift your whole life, this is easily achieved

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@Cernovich @jakeshieldsajj My sister worked in fidi. She had so many close calls walking around as a woman that she had to move. She loved the city generally but it became too dangerous

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@btcidiot @githii No, we want to know how much the government is taking

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@britneyspears Unfree her

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@DOLLABILLGATES The price went up 10x when you said “Calabasas”

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@jasongoepfert Don’t forget November 2021

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@Rainmaker1973 After the 97th demo this guy is feeling good

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@MHCV91 @githii What other country in the continent has America in it’s name?

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@TONYxTWO True Amish, Mennonites and Hutterites do not vote. This confuses me.

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@WotBuwcheeks @AtheismJesus @insultsrare Guessing she’s a porn star or something? I ain’t googling it

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@JustStop_Oil What if blocking roads is the most effective way to ruin support for your cause

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@TimJDillon Tim J Dillon for president 2024

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@StrangestMedia dinosaur v dinosaur

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@kevinnbass I swear if I was there I’d just start booing as hard as I possibly could

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My entire life has been a blonde era hashtag hitlers youth

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Quote your blonde era

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@NoContextBrits I was unaware I never needed to go outside to work during summer

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@Shalxxx112 @Figensport Correct

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@Noahpinion Somebody desperately needs to make the lady pointing at the cat meme. “Death to neoliberalism” and the cat saying “Death Toneo Liber Alism”

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@Noahpinion So the answer is yes

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@KnoxEndemic I thought the end times would be more entertaining

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@Jaxjo1996 @britneyspears Bruh she ain’t right

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I can’t even describe how strongly we were pressured to apply this to our produce. We successfully resisted. Retailers were promised by Apeel this would improve shelf life and reduce shrink saving them billions of dollars. We almost lost retail customers because we refused the

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BILL GATES ORDERED YOUR FOOD BE SPRAYED WITH APEEL why we run our food through a cleanser 😳

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@stclairashley Yo, remember the capitol from the hunger games?

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@elonmusk @mtaibbi Being unwise is the only way to explain this

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I remember when US trade reps came to us soliciting our advise to teach afghans how to farm almonds and peaches, something that produced nutrition with exportable value to compete against poppy demand. My coworker at the time went and was escorted by military convoy and stayed

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@CIA wOw cIA iS kEwL nOw -me, a gay

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@mattyglesias I’m sure it had everything to do with the inflation reduction act and not the federal reserve’s historic and record breaking increase in rates to reduce inflation.

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@aiartbro_eth @PeterHotez @Meta @YouTube Lol this is the best troll I’ve ever seen

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@NipseyHoussle I’ll take another 500bips please Jerome

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I had this realization when talking to airbnb bros irl. All these real estate investor gurus put up ads on Twitter and insta telling young eager agents, hustlers, investors to buy houses “subject to/assumption loans” but that group has zero incentive to hold onto the house the

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2022: -Only Fans: Wow Rates are high at 5%, I can’t afford this 🏠 -Agents: Don’t Worry, there is a Fed Pivot coming, you can always Refi when rates go 📉 2023: Only Fans: My property taxes 📈 & rates 📈 44% I can’t refinance Agents: (silence) now working as a bartender

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@Tiffany_Gomas I don’t think you understand how much I love the lemonade you’ve made with the lemons you were given

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@NoContextBrits The US

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@CIA I’m for sure on a list now huh

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@lporiginalg As a queer, yes

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@CalebAshton1 @wildtiktokss villain is the key word here

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@nytimes He hung himself from a height shorter than he is tall? Can anyone explain that to me

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@s8n Hey, satan makes a good point

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@DonMiami3 Nice

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Well this clip aged well… #F1 #LasVegasGP

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@ClownWorld_ Their signs are in English but they are speaking Spanish 🚩

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@harryjsisson Kennedy’s are the most prominent Democratic family in history

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@mscott7612 @bl0ckchainsane @28delayslater @TeslaTopics The average driver is terrible. And half of them are even worse

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@leadlagreport

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@vandykeaustin @gunsnrosesgirl3 That is just history at this point

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@LibertyCappy As a gay, I hate being someone’s shield

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@ggreenwald @ggreenwald it’s because the politicians don’t want to give the money back

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BREAKING: AI will steal the jobs of Japanese porn editors and Naked and Afraid editors. Tragic.

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Some editor at Naked and Afraid has to follow everyone’s genitalia frame by frame and blur it out. It’s someone job to stare at genitals to make sure no one else can.

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@KevOnStage It’s time for British people’s skin to change from translucent to opaque

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@Ryanair Acting like it

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Never forget

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@Cokedupoptions @NipseyHoussle Can he expense dancing lessons from his marketing budget

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@mattyglesias Bec… because the pandemic

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@shwin_m @Noahpinion U right

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@MichaelCoudrey THIS HAPPENED IN MY HOMETOWN NO ONE IS MENTIONING THAT THEY WERE MAKING COVID TESTS AND HAD 800 MICE AT THE TIME OF THE RAID INFECTED WITH COVID AND DISPOSING OF THEM IMPROPERLY Conveniently the more press this story gets, the less there is focus on COVID and the COVID test

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'I have never seen anything like this': Illegal medical lab discovered in Reedley

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@RobertKennedyJr Can we call them offense contractors now

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@NoContextHumans Go to vegas, all on black

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@CalebAshton1 @wildtiktokss watch the movie again either you get my comment or you don’t

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@shadowdra126 @krassenstein I AM AMAZED HOW FAR I NEEDED TO SCROLL UNTIL I FOUND THIS COMMENT. Killer is low key hot

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