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🧡🖤 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

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Michael Scott
2 years
When driving at night do you find the headlights of cars coming towards you blinding even when not full beam?
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Michael Scott
2 years
Stop tweeting pictures of Sam Smith. I do not want to see them.
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Michael Scott
4 years
Do NOT give the Scottish Greens your second vote. Under any circumstances. #Holyrood2021 #HolyroodCoruption #SturgeonsLapdogs
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Michael Scott
2 years
How can you lose ALL the significant paperwork for the ferries? @NicolaSturgeon
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Michael Scott
8 months
Nicola Sturgeon referred to Boris Johnson as a "clown", which he may well be, but what sort of person launches a ferry with no windows or engine 7 years before it's finished? (I'm being generous here as it's not clear it will ever be finished)
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Michael Scott
4 years
#NoDealNicola now at number 2 in United Kingdom trends.
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Michael Scott
3 years
Nicola Sturgeon: Carries the weight of care home deaths Carries the weight of drug deaths Carries the weight of fallen education standards. She's no very good, is she?
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Michael Scott
4 years
Jupiter and Saturn have been close recently.
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Michael Scott
3 years
BBC News showed Sturgeon falling, BBC Scotland News didn't. 🤔
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Michael Scott
4 years
Please everyone let's vote out the #ScottishNationalistParty in May
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Michael Scott
2 years
@FastestPitStop He could do a budget range called Costcappen
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Michael Scott
3 years
Why is it always SNP folk putting signs up in their gardens?
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Michael Scott
2 years
Has Sturgeon ever been asked what lessons she has learnt from all her mistakes?
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Michael Scott
4 years
If Sturgeon ends up resigning what will it mean for her gang of close comrades? Swinney would have to go, surely? As would Jean, Humza, half her advisors, her chief of staff...
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Michael Scott
2 years
@jakeakex1 @UberFacts Covered in jizz?
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Michael Scott
2 years
Sturgeon bitten on the last weekend of the mask mandate. Priceless. 😂
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Michael Scott
4 years
Margaret Ferrier arrest - deliberately timed? 🤔
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Michael Scott
3 years
Covid hospitalisations and ICU patients down in Scotland today. Sturgeon's position looking weaker
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Michael Scott
4 years
It's not just Nicola's tea Peter Murrell cooks it's the books as well.
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Michael Scott
4 years
Why did Peter Murrell want Salmond to go to jail? 🤔
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Michael Scott
3 years
@lawofthinking @UberFacts "No it's not." ~ El Salvador
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Michael Scott
4 years
@NicolaSturgeon He was a tax exile ffs
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Michael Scott
4 years
The SNP would have taken Scotland out of Erasmus in 2014.
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Michael Scott
3 years
@TwiterHandle97 @MattWalshBlog Can nobody count in this thread? 1997 is not beyond the 30 year mark.
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Michael Scott
2 years
Blocked by Marcus Carslaw for saying Sturgeon is a liar and a hypocrite.
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Michael Scott
3 years
What happened to open, honest and transparent government, @NicolaSturgeon ?
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Michael Scott
3 years
It would be too much to expect Humza to resign if it's found the video was fake, wouldn't it?
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Michael Scott
3 years
@_EnglishRose_13 Looks like they don't go without eating that often.
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Michael Scott
3 years
Tim Rideout deleted his ridiculous tweet about Scottish pound notes 😂
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Michael Scott
2 years
@FlangeFred @XRLlareggub Never been to Bangkok?
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Michael Scott
2 years
Went on a date a out 10 days ago with someone who turned out to be a Nicola Sturgeon worshipper. Didn't find out til after our second date when we started talking about politics on WhatsApp. Sent her a wee list of Nicola's failings and haven't heard from her since 🤔
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Michael Scott
2 years
I find it very hard to believe that independence support has jumped 10% in a few weeks. Who are these people that shift their opinion so readily?
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Michael Scott
3 years
I can only hope Westminster are planning on taking action against the SNP ScotGov after the election. Too many unanswered questions.
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Michael Scott
2 years
@ArchRose90 Any news on the investigation into her "charity"?
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Michael Scott
3 years
@bmj_latest @devisridhar This is disappointing. People in Scotland know that Devi has continually played politics with this pandemic. She claimed Scotland could have eliminated covid-19 last summer. No country in the world has done that.
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Michael Scott
2 years
@BillGRinehart @NoContextBrits Depends how you pronounce it.
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Michael Scott
3 years
Hoping a Scottish nationalist didn't win euromillions
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Michael Scott
4 years
"Indyref2" should not appear on Holyrood ballot papers.
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Michael Scott
3 years
Scotland still the Covid capital of UK - most infections per 1000 population.
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Michael Scott
3 years
@vickyallover @fesshole So are the prices Domino's charge for pizza
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Michael Scott
4 years
Have you ever heard someone outside the SNP describe the SNP as "progressive"?
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Michael Scott
3 years
People criticise Westminster for allocating £37bn to test and trace yet the SNP have £5bn spending unaccounted for. That's the equivalent of Westminster having over £50bn unaccounted for.
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Michael Scott
5 years
@joswinson I disagree. Boris is well supported by the public
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Michael Scott
2 years
@GeORGesSHad0W @JackPosobiec Even a broken clock is right twice a day....
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Michael Scott
4 years
I'm considering subscribing to The Spectator
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Michael Scott
2 years
@JJB20201 @GBNEWS I don't think he was going fast enough to cause a heavy draft. She panicked and fell off.
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Michael Scott
4 years
@georgegalloway Do they have a copy of the Sturgeon superinjunction?
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Michael Scott
4 years
@UberFacts Less likely to engage in anything productive either.
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Michael Scott
3 years
@El_Choppah @fesshole Classic cars now, most of them.
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Michael Scott
3 months
@Fitzy__07 That's the rules. There has to be a definite line otherwise the rule is not workable.
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Michael Scott
4 years
Many yes voters I talk to just don't understand economics and the consequences on independence.
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Michael Scott
3 years
What angers me about masks is that Sturgeon has been seen in group photos several times recently without a mask.
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3 years
They're like school kids.
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Michael Scott
4 years
Is there time for a vote of no confidence in Nicola Sturgeon?
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Michael Scott
4 years
One day soon Sturgeon will have a complete meltdown.
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Michael Scott
2 years
@bguerin9 @UberFacts How about seven?
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Michael Scott
4 years
Nicola Sturgeon's"grown up debate" about coming out of lock down appears to have consisted of waiting til Boris suggested it and then taking a strop.
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Michael Scott
3 years
@boop_bah @PoliticsForAlI @tnewtondunn Quit it with the Nelson Mandela memes, please
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Michael Scott
3 years
Did the SNP give Natalie McGarry the £600k for safekeeping?
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Michael Scott
2 years
@SkyNews Yeah because most people in UK have been white for centuries or even 2000+ years, that's why.
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Michael Scott
3 years
Can anyone else not stand the Bank of Scotland advert at the moment? See it on YouTube a lot. "We Scots - we're something else..." Jesus H Christ who thinks that isn't 100% cringe?
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Michael Scott
4 years
Hamilton is either very ignorant or he's in someone's pocket.
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Michael Scott
4 years
I was thinking Margaret Covid could resign and start a TV series touring the UK by train. She could be the Scottish Portillo.
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Michael Scott
2 years
Wearing a dress with a slit right up the front to work is not normal.
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Michael Scott
4 years
The Daily Sturgeon Brainwashing Ceremony has to stop.
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1 year
@Gerog__ @AS_Northbank @FBAwayDays I think it's clearly what he meant.
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Michael Scott
4 years
Do you think the SNP are really quite glad they can replace one of their dimmest MPs?
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Michael Scott
3 years
Why aren't the opposition parties promising lots of free stuff at Holyrood? Take the SNP on at their own game.
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Michael Scott
4 years
I think if I was in the NHS I'd appreciate the pay rise but I wouldn't be voting SNP. This is a one-off pay increase, let's be realistic here.
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Michael Scott
3 years
@theJeremyVine @AllisonPearson Were you calling them mad two years ago? I do not recall... 🤔
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Michael Scott
2 years
@IsabelOakeshott How is it sexist?
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Michael Scott
4 years
So how did everyone get on with the pasting table?
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Michael Scott
3 years
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Michael Scott
4 years
Who sent the Sturgeon funeral photo to The Sun? 🤔
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Michael Scott
2 years
@conor_matchett @leezzelotte Sounds absolutely dire. Sturgeon trying to force something through before Christmas.
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Michael Scott
3 years
@PaulEmbery It's just flabbergasting that some think it appropriate.
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3 years
Just ate 4 Tunnocks teacakes.
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@UberFacts Yeah that's great because Beyonce needs free food.
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5 years
@JimMFelton @LozzaFox Actually most people don't think that.
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4 years
I've known Nicola Sturgeon since she was 16 and she's always been a cunt.
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4 years
@scotgovhealth @NHSTayside Hmm, no mention of Oxford. I wonder why #Nationalism
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Michael Scott
2 years
@STVNews Let's vote her out then. If she won't resign for her lies, hypocrisy and failings then we need to show her how dissatisfied we are with her and her party.
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2 years
@2little2fast @FanaticsFerrari Because it's current rating not career rating.
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4 years
Sturgeon's no mask gaff pails into insignificance when you remember the Salmond inquiry.
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Michael Scott
2 years
@Aaryan0704 Red Bull was fastest last year.
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2 years
@NicolaSturgeon Ferries - FAIL Gupta - FAIL Drugs deaths - FAIL Education - FAIL Nicola's report card.
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Michael Scott
3 years
@BBCScotlandNews Gillian will be holding a seance every evening for the next 4 months to contact each individual one personally.
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@theoldgovanarm1 History will judge Nicola Sturgeon. A charlatan who tried to make political gains out of a pandemic.
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Michael Scott
5 years
@Louiselyd @JMC_1973 @RolandRudd She's rich. It's not exactly what I would call a sacrifice.
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3 years
@GBNEWS Why what's happening to all the chairs?
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2 years
@planetjedward Yes because you're Irish.
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@NgwaneTdn @TazerBlack I like how she kept her legs together 😂
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Michael Scott
3 years
Is Glasgow the covid capital of the UK again? #COVID19
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Michael Scott
5 years
@aStuartRichards @BBCPolitics @afneil It's crystal clear that he has no clue.
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