MrSarmale 🍉 @MrSarmale420 Twitter profile

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

29 days

Update: Work bag check!

MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

They raised the price of making a badge from 10 bucks to 25 😭. So probs the last one I'll get for a while. Worth it though. Happy Pride Month yall!

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5 months

this fucking guy

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MrSarmale 🍉

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4 months

@gloomingly Been smiling rlly rlly hard at this one for a few days

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MrSarmale 🍉

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7 months

@G0N3D4YZ I just can't get enough gifs of these 7 evenly spaced men doing the exact same animations

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MrSarmale 🍉

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5 months

@equine__dentist ten minutes in this barrel would fix me

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

@gifsbut This post reminded me of that one time a kid was running around in a restaurant making noise and disturbing people so I shot him with my gun

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MrSarmale 🍉

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7 months

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MrSarmale 🍉

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2 months

@DOGSYS_deeznutz you're however years old and don't know grammar 🤨

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

1 month

@cabby This should NOT be allowed

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

@Grippingfoods HOW DID HE DO THAT IS HIS HAND OK

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

@PunchingCat It is his cup it is his and he loves it

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

@wenwencoin @TweetsOfCats Well, shit. Another big account to unfollow

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

17 days

I like this angle. It looks like I walked up to him to drop a cartoon piano or perhaps anvil on its head.

🫧VERY SOGGY CAT FINNEY 🫧

@iheartsoggycat

17 days

He looks so SHY about his paws in this picture

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MrSarmale 🍉

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4 months

@PunchingCat little fishe

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

1 month

@believabledeer deer do NOT look like that. that is a dog ouppy. believable of the un variety.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

Wanted to let ya'll know I don't have friendship decay. We didn't talk today? I still like you. Didnt talk all week? I still like you. You dropped off the face of the earth for 6 months? Still like you. I get busy, I get forgetful! Please never take it personally!! Much love <3

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

They raised the price of making a badge from 10 bucks to 25 😭. So probs the last one I'll get for a while. Worth it though. Happy Pride Month yall!

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

@PunchingCat the little fishe

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

@ca_dmv_bot2

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

1 month

This is EXACTLY some of yall

Noqueno 🌳

@siquesis

1 month

bridget comm🐈

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

@JojoGTranslated He so real for that

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

@heavyfortress scientist creating glass that tastes like blood

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

Ik it's 4 am but LOOK! Me and ma buddy are on Google Maps :D AND it caught me rocking my best fit >:3

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MrSarmale 🍉

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

Hey all, thanks for being here. This acount'll be protected till my post tagging it dies down. I'll just be posting whatever here, no schedule no nothing. Yknow... like a normal person! There won't be any mentions of my old persona here, just MrSarmale. Cheers!

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

@ThefirstJonk This is so real. Things been a lil' rough lately, but rn I'm at the mall, drinking some coffee listening to my favorite songs and planning to go buy flowers for ma. Maybe it ain't so bad after all.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

@cabby Reminds me of that one time I saw a deer pictures

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

New badge. Spread the word.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

@mikeywayyuri He looks like an old plushie that's been loved and cherished for tens of years. It loves you.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

MY 5FDP MERCH IS HERE GRAAAAARGH

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

i broke into the neighbors house and immediately was attacked by 20 zombies after this btw. no it didnt go well.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

@gifkitties AHHHHH AGGHHHH AAAAAGGGHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

Man I suck at this Twitter thing

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

1 month

Realized too late my hat only came with one "C". Jury is still out on if that makes it better or not.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

UPDATE: THEY CAME OUT FIRE AS FUCKKKK LETS GOOOOOO

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

Update: Mom hates the t-shirt cause she doesn't like I only wear black. She also rlly dislikes skeletons because she's a loser. You KNOW the fit is fire when your parents hate it. We win these 🔥🔥🔥

MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

Mom gave me money for new clothes today >:3 rate the fit (read alt text for t-shirt words)

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

@BobcatMascot Me chilling with my family when I suddenly realize I forgot to dispose of the cannibalized hookers body

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

@PunchingCat I still smile so hard everytime I see this image. Dude's living his best life.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

I like drugging and cannibalizing whores when I'm hungry

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

I just like staring at this thing

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7 months

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

20 days

Didn't wanna buy this yet but it was the last one I HAD to get it. Is having both a bag and a fanny pack overkill? I got more writing on me rn than a Guilty Gear character.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

@every_ygocard NO YOU'RE A BABY

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

EXTREMELY important post please look at this

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3 months

Sprigatito

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

Got a lot of new followers so uhhh reposting this blehh my hyperfixations currently

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

@PunchingCat He loves you

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

@_h0t_ch0colate_ I LOVE this post!!!

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

Made another responsible purchase today, gimme ideas on what to write on my hat!! (Got this + a Gorillaz "Demon Days" cover t-shirt :3)

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

this cat is a TRANSED GENDER????/?

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

Nibbling on a packaged slice of processed cheese

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

by god... they made him homo sex. assorted lgbt ralsei for your convinience... my god

Hourly Dose of Ralsei

@ralseihourly

3 months

fuck it we ball, different pride flag confused ralsei pfps for y'all to use cause why not :3 if your flag isnt here, feel free to ask me and ill make it for ya! ^w^

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

@PunchingCat THEY HAVE BEEN STAAACKED THIS IS VERY CONVINIENT

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

11 days

@EctoEntropic Scritch Scritch Scritch Scratch

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

Everyone with a beanie either smokes weed or is on some sort of spectrum

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

@DewEnjoyer you are a little cat meow meow meowmeow meow meow

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

Making OCs is so crazy. You just think up a guy and then be like "haha yes, time to give them trauma"

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

Friendly reminder that trans rights are human rights!!!

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2 months

Ralsei says trans rights

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

Hey guys today I'm gonna- *spontaneously bursts into flames* AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHH AHH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHAAAHHAAAHAAAA AAAAHHHHHH AAAAH AAAHHH AH AH AHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

How do people even use Snapchat that shit scary as fuck. The icon is LITERALLY a scary ghost and I'm supposed to simply let it live on my home screen??? Horrendous.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

@PunchingCat Doesent seem to mind. Officialy friends now

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

@shitpost_2077 I don't. Think. He understands.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

@PunchingCat This cat is cooler than me

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

24 days

This is electrical engineering.

Blackburn Firebrand official fanpage

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24 days

I don't think that image shows electrical engineering

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

5 months

VERY important!!! He is WARM

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

been whimpering at my monitor for the past 10 minutes... tiny goat on my laptop... he's real... this is the BEST moment of my life

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

I think, therefore I shit.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

@deershouldnt Me when im so so comfy bwaaa

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

Have you guys heard about this

Soggy Cat Twice A Day! Everyday!

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

1 month

Damn who that

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

weeUGHH ACK COUGH eweuhbEWUAHHH aaaAWAAaaHh huhGHHH huhgH SNIFFFF AAAGH. hhheuuh... hhhheuyh whimper ...hh-hhhhhghh... sniffle sniff weehhh.... hhhoo... hh...

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

29 days

Guys I successfully boiled water and made cup noodles today. This is the height of my culinary career I am now a master cook.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

HE'S FUCKING BACK HE'S BACK OH MY GOD

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

*at the being on fire comvention* AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAGGGHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA AAAAAGGGHHHH AHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

11nd grade done, lads! Last day of school was today. Spending this evening at the mall, eating tasty little treats and doing silly little dances when I think nobody sees me. Stay awesome and cheerfully yall, ily <3

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

17 days

One of them

alyssa 🦭

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17 days

singular grain of rice

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MrSarmale 🍉

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14 days

Hi um I like this post. Please look at it. Thanks.

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15 days

how Bot Dallas looks at me after masking up in stealth and joyriding a zipline while everyone is downed

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

@PunchingCat George loves his tiny pillow

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

You're shitting me...

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

Guys I think I'm on Twitter too much

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

4 months

This is my 10,000th post. I have nothing important to say at this moment. Please eat well and drink enough water. I love you.

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MrSarmale 🍉

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6 months

Someone with this PFP keeps liking my posts

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MrSarmale 🍉

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6 months

@RGGStudio I'm glad they just said "fuck it" and went completely off the rails with the Essence mvoes in this game.

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MrSarmale 🍉

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3 months

Life could be dream

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3 months

#ralsei #DELTARUNE

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

if you see this drop a face pic currently procrastinating at school i got an essay due in 2 hours i haven't started work on yahoo

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6 months

if you see this drop a face pic pbltpbtltbtpbltpbbtltpbpbltpbbt

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MrSarmale 🍉

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18 days

Big news

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Baka with the long fork

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

3 months

GUYS OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS THIS IS INSANE HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHRIST BY GOD

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

runs to your house and tranquilizes your horse as fast as possible

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

my name is shithead i was born without a brain

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

6 months

MrSarmale supports this message

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

Can't wait to wear this one out in public tonight

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

INFINITE MONEY CHEAT!!! >Open WhatsApp >Click on "Free Money"

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

A once in a lifetime occurance

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MrSarmale 🍉

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3 months

Good image. Look at this image please.

Ness! 😁😁😁

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3 months

i wanna meet the person who made this image

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MrSarmale 🍉

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4 months

he has been waterlogged... save him

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MrSarmale 🍉

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3 months

I support this post!!

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MrSarmale 🍉

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

guys i just got this event in terraria what does this mean

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

@Pesci_ Innacurate: All women scare me.

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

7 months

guys guys look

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MrSarmale 🍉

@MrSarmale420

2 months

I AM SCREAAAAAAMING LOOK AT THIS GUY WHY HIS EYES SO BIG WHY HE SO :3

こはぜ

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🫰♥️

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