Average African coup: “commander of the elite French-trained SCORVIPER unit seizes the airport, radio station, and presidential palace within 25 minutes”
Average Western coup: “former juggler and current presidential taste-tester leads an army of zookeepers on the capital”
The Biden administration wants Trump to die in jail and they want to bankrupt his family. It is the biggest assault on democracy we've ever seen. If you're too cowardly to call it out, you're not ready for this moment in American politics.
Nonprofits be like “We oppose everything that would solve any problems anywhere, 40% of our payroll is patronage ghost jobs, we are the literal manifestation of neoliberal privatization of public services” and then get a 7-yr public partnership contract worth 25% of a city’s GDP
Wisconsin Democrats won a one-seat majority on the Supreme Court two months ago then started doing deranged procedural radicalism like this and they tell you elections don’t matter
Gov. Evers, by vetoing the digits "20" and the hyphen from a reference to the 2024-25 academic year, has created an annual school funding increase authorization that persists for more than four hundred years.
Over the last few years, we have seen a manufacturing renaissance, driven by
@KamalaHarris
and
@JoeBiden
's investments in American workers and industry — with 800,000 manufacturing jobs added since 2021. Companies are investing in America and especially in Michigan in a big way.
Two trailblazing women who will have forever tarnished their legacies by empowering the pedocon judiciary because they were too conceited to step away when they needed.
68 y/o white woman: “Since they took away our Chinese Exclusion Act, we must stop all new housing in California or all the Hordes of Asia will awash on our shores”
19 y/o white woman: “Wow, this is a powerful indigenous statement about opposing gentrification and neoliberalism”
ABC News: ‘There is no evidence of migrants eating pets’
YouTuber: ‘Here’s 30 minutes of firsthand accounts of residents in Springfield Ohio where many who live there say the pets are disappearing’
ABC News: ‘Let’s talk about climate change…’
Acting Executive of the Presidium of the United States and Chairman of the Supreme Council for the Safeguard and Rejuvenation of the Homeland (2020-2021)
>be me
>a cop
>worked 15 hours this week
>billed 60 hours of overtime
>driving drunk to happy hour
>ignored a bunch of crimes on my way there
>saw a sign that said “elect Brandon Johnson”
>why does no one appreciate us
>just trying to get home safe to my family
>beatmywife.jpeg
Average Western election: “former governor of the largest state defeats current legislator by 6%”
Average African election: “illegitimate son of former dictator and current witch doctor/brothel owner in Amsterdam defeats former IMF economist and convicted dog rapist by 46%”
29-year-old white guy being paid $135,565/year to design an increasingly complicated rationing system for housing with income requirements, asset tests, and an ideology screening: “this is how we stop neoliberalism”
Fifth Circuit: Texas can put immigrants in the Rape Dungeon
Supreme Court: Texas can jail immigrants but the Rape Dungeon has no historical common law analogue
Liberal lawyers: based and moderate John Roberts
Conservative lawyers: backstabbed again by BLM Brett and DEI Amy
What a shit coup attempt. Failed to secure the body of the President, failed to control the means of mass communication, failed to present the action as a fait accompli. Juan Jose Zuniga - 0/10
Incredibly funny that the three other cases are on far better legal footing but got bogged down by hostile judiciaries, so the regime engineered a friendly verdict from a pliant jury in its political home base. Maybe there’s hope for our country yet
BREAKING: Netanyahu will undergo a hernia surgery today under full anesthesia. Minister of Justice Yariv Levin will serve as acting prime minister, PM office says in a statement
If you are an agent deputized by the State to exercise violence on its behalf, and you talk about the Sovereign this way, you should be liquidated post haste. Like, this should immediately result in a visit from a death squad. Appalling how weak Democrats.
>witness refuses to testify
>after meeting with judge and DA without defense counsel, witness agrees to testify
>defense counsel finds out, objects to ex parte comms
>judge orders him to divulge source
>defense counsel refuses
>judge jails him
What the hell is Fulton County???
So now that Uber stopped subsidizing rides with venture capital it costs as much as taxis ever did, but the difference is now when you take a ride, a bunch of tech guys who’ve done nothing to help you get to your destination take part of the driver’s pay.
what is indictment
does indictment go to jail
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Downwardly-mobile, bourgeois failsons who adopted leftist aesthetics for social desirability reasons have finally encountered an economy in which the working class have leverage to extract large wage increases and their reaction has been, well, reaction.
I’m so genuinely confused by whatever the opposite of woke mind virus has a bunch of leftists defending CHIPOTLE (??) because I think it’s unconscionable to charge $25 for a small lunch, which goes up to $40 if you want it delivered, while the CEOs of both Chipotle and DoorDash
Alito believes the Federal Reserve is distinguished from the CFPB because it was created through intense bargaining between different factions in the aftermath of financial panic.
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Every man in your life believes deep down that he could successfully pull off an autocoup given 36 months of planning and 500 loyal members of the security services. Just ask him
Kamala Harris made me feel like it’s finally morning in America. Everyone who cares about the rule of law and America’s indispensable role in the world should vote for Harris and Walz. I will.
Introducing Coronavirus in the first season, teasing it killing the president, bringing it back in season four to finish the job... that's long-term storytelling
British center-right: every Syrian migrant we can’t drown in the Channel will be deported to Rwanda
French center-right: we will execute every girl who wears a hijab to school
German center-right: if we borrow even €1 the entire government is dissolved and Hitler comes back
“Oh AI is gonna replace the lawyers”
Have you considered that we control the professional guild 😂😂😂 we will literally just disbar people for using AI 😭😭😭😭 we write the bylaws bro 💀💀💀
@princess_worms
Yeah, he basically openly admitted to doing the elements of the crime in the other cases. The NY one relied on an aggressive, novel legal theory and got carried by brave Manhattan patriots.
You ever notice how these “hurricanes” seem to only target red states like Texas, Louisiana, and Florida but not liberal states like California and Illinois? Makes you wonder who’s behind it 🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔
For example, in Japan it is considered socially taboo to smoke fentanyl in the streets — unlike in, say, San Francisco or Philadelphia. As such, Americans should abide by their host country’s customs, however inconvenient.
@princess_worms
That for sure too. In DC, SCOTUS ran interference with scheduling of the interlocutory appeal on immunity. In FL, Cannon is rigging it for Trump and also probably just stupid. In GA, it's just that the prosecutor is dumb stupid fuck.
My everyday life is substantially better for Uber, mainly because it reliably fills the gaps of not having a car. I would not want to return to a sclerotic market mediated by a bloodsucking, rentseeking, parasitic guild of the most racist white ethnics you’ve ever met
Insane that an American has a 1% of being killed by a car in his lifetime and every policymaker in the country is just like “can’t be helped, just a force of nature, good luck teehee :)”
Biden when China practices extraterritoriality by spraying Filipinos with water cannons: 😡😡😤🤬😾😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤🤬😡😡
Biden when Israel practices extraterritoriality by bombing a half-dozen countries and killing thousands of civilians: 😘😍🥰🥰🥰😊😊💕💞💖💖🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍
Donald Trump, who I do support, is unfortunately not the man for the moment. As much as it pains me, Kamabla is the pro-America choice for this election. It brings me no pleasure to say this.