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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 months

I have a non-addictive personality, so it’s actually fine that I love gambling and smoking so much

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

3 months

Trump got shot a week ago and nobody even gives a fuck anymore 💀💀💀

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@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

Vice President-elect Gavin Newsom during the Democrat 1/6

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Average African coup: “commander of the elite French-trained SCORVIPER unit seizes the airport, radio station, and presidential palace within 25 minutes” Average Western coup: “former juggler and current presidential taste-tester leads an army of zookeepers on the capital”

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

7 months

We can’t have asbestos anymore. Because of woke.

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@AP

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BREAKING: The EPA has banned asbestos, a deadly carcinogen still in use decades after a partial ban was enacted.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

America has spent 80 years privatizing all the profits of homeownership while socializing all the costs, which is why the country is the way it is

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@AP

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With home prices up more than 50%, some states try to contain property taxes

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

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JD Vance

@JDVance

7 months

The Biden administration wants Trump to die in jail and they want to bankrupt his family. It is the biggest assault on democracy we've ever seen. If you're too cowardly to call it out, you're not ready for this moment in American politics.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

Joe Biden:

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

A complete list of real cities 👇

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

White boy… save us.. save us white boy

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

In 2014, an unemployment rate below 5% in 2023 was considered so low as to justify the Purge. Joe Biden has achieved all this and more with no credit.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 years

Democrats cooking in the third year of an unpopular incumbent president with high inflation and social malaise

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

6 months

Juror #4 seated Race: white Sex: woman Age: 26 Education: BA, MA Relationship status: 4th woman in polycule Profession: DEI consultant News consumption: Slate, Salon, HuffPost Politics: “I don’t feel strongly either way” Statement: “I’m definitely capable of being impartial”

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Nonprofits be like “We oppose everything that would solve any problems anywhere, 40% of our payroll is patronage ghost jobs, we are the literal manifestation of neoliberal privatization of public services” and then get a 7-yr public partnership contract worth 25% of a city’s GDP

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Money illusion got people by the throat

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Wisconsin Democrats won a one-seat majority on the Supreme Court two months ago then started doing deranged procedural radicalism like this and they tell you elections don’t matter

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@JSEllenberg

1 year

Gov. Evers, by vetoing the digits "20" and the hyphen from a reference to the 2024-25 academic year, has created an annual school funding increase authorization that persists for more than four hundred years.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

Parsing this provincial governor’s tweet for name order like it’s an pronouncement of the first plenum of the central committee of the Communist Party

Gretchen Whitmer

@gretchenwhitmer

4 months

Over the last few years, we have seen a manufacturing renaissance, driven by @KamalaHarris and @JoeBiden 's investments in American workers and industry — with 800,000 manufacturing jobs added since 2021. Companies are investing in America and especially in Michigan in a big way.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

This is literally happening in Times Square right now

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 years

Two trailblazing women who will have forever tarnished their legacies by empowering the pedocon judiciary because they were too conceited to step away when they needed.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

9 months

Travis Kelce

@tkelce

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I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

68 y/o white woman: “Since they took away our Chinese Exclusion Act, we must stop all new housing in California or all the Hordes of Asia will awash on our shores” 19 y/o white woman: “Wow, this is a powerful indigenous statement about opposing gentrification and neoliberalism”

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 month

President Xi, if you’re listening, please send more fentanyl, we need even more and even cheaper and even purer, please President Xi

Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson

2 months

ABC News: ‘There is no evidence of migrants eating pets’ YouTuber: ‘Here’s 30 minutes of firsthand accounts of residents in Springfield Ohio where many who live there say the pets are disappearing’ ABC News: ‘Let’s talk about climate change…’

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

Getting paid a $25 salary while my boss tips me $150,000 for good service, there is no more Medicaid

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@josephzeballos

4 months

Trump's push to eliminate taxes on tips made it into the RNC platform

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Acting Executive of the Presidium of the United States and Chairman of the Supreme Council for the Safeguard and Rejuvenation of the Homeland (2020-2021)

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

It’s actually better to jail him on the fake charges because it signals the strength of the regime and has a chilling effect on other dissidents

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

3 months

Important pictures in the 2024 election

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 years

>be me >a cop >worked 15 hours this week >billed 60 hours of overtime >driving drunk to happy hour >ignored a bunch of crimes on my way there >saw a sign that said “elect Brandon Johnson” >why does no one appreciate us >just trying to get home safe to my family >beatmywife.jpeg

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Average Western election: “former governor of the largest state defeats current legislator by 6%” Average African election: “illegitimate son of former dictator and current witch doctor/brothel owner in Amsterdam defeats former IMF economist and convicted dog rapist by 46%”

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

6 months

@bicalutacide Welcome to the United States of America, a country in North America

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

29-year-old white guy being paid $135,565/year to design an increasingly complicated rationing system for housing with income requirements, asset tests, and an ideology screening: “this is how we stop neoliberalism”

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 years

Southern elections be like Joe Manchin 41% Adolf Hitler 56% Adolf Hitler Wasn’t Racist Enough 3%

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

Fifth Circuit: Texas can put immigrants in the Rape Dungeon Supreme Court: Texas can jail immigrants but the Rape Dungeon has no historical common law analogue Liberal lawyers: based and moderate John Roberts Conservative lawyers: backstabbed again by BLM Brett and DEI Amy

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 years

*getting paid $157,365 by a foreign policy institute at an elite university* “Chinese politics is like a lotus blossom”

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

What a shit coup attempt. Failed to secure the body of the President, failed to control the means of mass communication, failed to present the action as a fait accompli. Juan Jose Zuniga - 0/10

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 month

A tinpot dictator has American culture war brainrot, this is the promise of globalization

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They'll be selling dirt at Whole Foods in a couple of years, and people will pay for it. You can take this tweet to the bank.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

You are a visitor in a our country. Obey our customs or leave.

Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐

@TrueSlazac

1 year

>order stuff >pay the price of the stuff you ordered >people are mad at you because it’s not enough How does tipping culture make sense

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

Coup plotters when they encounter the civilian leader they are attempting to depose

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

They did it

Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

Watching the Supreme Court blow up administrative law this term

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

Incredibly funny that the three other cases are on far better legal footing but got bogged down by hostile judiciaries, so the regime engineered a friendly verdict from a pliant jury in its political home base. Maybe there’s hope for our country yet

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

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Barak Ravid

@BarakRavid

7 months

BREAKING: Netanyahu will undergo a hernia surgery today under full anesthesia. Minister of Justice Yariv Levin will serve as acting prime minister, PM office says in a statement

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

3 months

*call and response* Certified President? CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE

umichvoter 🏳️‍🌈

@umichvoter

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What should be the slogan of the Harris campaign

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 months

JRR Tolkien was racist HP Lovecraft was racist Brandon Sanderson is Mormon George RR Martin is FAT NOBODY is PERFECT

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@Jonsnowsexual

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- No racism -no homophobia - no troubling allegations -no pedophilia just a lazy bastard

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Two unvaxxed QBs. Two torn Achilles. You still think it's a coincidence?

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

8 months

If you are an agent deputized by the State to exercise violence on its behalf, and you talk about the Sovereign this way, you should be liquidated post haste. Like, this should immediately result in a visit from a death squad. Appalling how weak Democrats.

Border Patrol Union - NBPC

@BPUnion

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America's Founding Fathers according to a nitwit named Joe Biden.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

>witness refuses to testify >after meeting with judge and DA without defense counsel, witness agrees to testify >defense counsel finds out, objects to ex parte comms >judge orders him to divulge source >defense counsel refuses >judge jails him What the hell is Fulton County???

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

3 months

Kamala picking a white boy for VP

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

If you wanted a taxi to the airport at 9 am, you would have to call a cab company the day before and just hope someone showed up.

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1 year

So now that Uber stopped subsidizing rides with venture capital it costs as much as taxis ever did, but the difference is now when you take a ride, a bunch of tech guys who’ve done nothing to help you get to your destination take part of the driver’s pay.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

They did it again

Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

Watching the Supreme Court blow up administrative law this term

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@JacquesPierreJP

1 month

what is indictment does indictment go to jail Istanbul of America flight to Istanbul how far is isranbul big booty latinas big booty turkish girls donald trump pardon taxi to jfk from New Jersey

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

3 months

Downwardly-mobile, bourgeois failsons who adopted leftist aesthetics for social desirability reasons have finally encountered an economy in which the working class have leverage to extract large wage increases and their reaction has been, well, reaction.

Jules Suzdaltsev

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3 months

I’m so genuinely confused by whatever the opposite of woke mind virus has a bunch of leftists defending CHIPOTLE (??) because I think it’s unconscionable to charge $25 for a small lunch, which goes up to $40 if you want it delivered, while the CEOs of both Chipotle and DoorDash

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

You absolute fools, Biden cannot step down and invite an intraparty civil war to replace him. He has to die so that the party must rally around Kamala

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 months

DC is so funny because the most right-coded person you’ve ever met will just drop like “yeah, when I was working at the DCCC…”

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

6 months

I apologize to the K-Hive and the Lambheads, they were right about this fucking freak

Senator John Fetterman

@SenFettermanPA

6 months

btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

Alito believes the Federal Reserve is distinguished from the CFPB because it was created through intense bargaining between different factions in the aftermath of financial panic.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 months

“She hates Israel and if she’s elected Israel won’t exist in 2 years” I was on the fence but I’m 100% Kamala now

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

A baddie takes you home and this is in her bathroom. Wyd?

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🚿🚇 Brighten up your bathroom and inspire your daily routine with our Metro map shower curtain. Bring your passion for #YourMetro into your home in a fun and functional way. Shop now: #wmata

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

The pincer is closing around the Höchulbunker. CongeSStion KKKathy cannot hold out for long. She should do the honorable thing

Child of the Coconut Tree 🥥🌴

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@JacquesPierreJP

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Ben Smith

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New: The FBI is hunting an Iranian assassin said to be targeting Trump admin officials

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

6 months

Netanyahu government toppled. Benny Gantz forms unity government. IDF war crimes decline 3%.

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@JacquesPierreJP

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@rieszspieces Kumming with Kamala

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

“I miss paying $1 for a ticket to the original Star Wars” okay well I don’t miss breathing leaded gasoline dumbfuck

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Donald Trump is just so funny, I really wish there were a non-fascist way to incorporate him into American public life

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@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Every man in your life believes deep down that he could successfully pull off an autocoup given 36 months of planning and 500 loyal members of the security services. Just ask him

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@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

@FabricioNakata Lmao Fort Lauderdale is a Miami suburb so it’s like how MetLife stadium is in East Rutherford

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@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

British elections today / French elections on Sunday

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 months

There’s a reason we dropped death penalty abolition from the platform dawg

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Kamala Harris made me feel like it’s finally morning in America. Everyone who cares about the rule of law and America’s indispensable role in the world should vote for Harris and Walz. I will.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

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Introducing Coronavirus in the first season, teasing it killing the president, bringing it back in season four to finish the job... that's long-term storytelling

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

3 months

British center-right: every Syrian migrant we can’t drown in the Channel will be deported to Rwanda French center-right: we will execute every girl who wears a hijab to school German center-right: if we borrow even €1 the entire government is dissolved and Hitler comes back

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

4 months

You heard him, this is the unity ticket

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

5 months

Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 months

“Oh AI is gonna replace the lawyers” Have you considered that we control the professional guild 😂😂😂 we will literally just disbar people for using AI 😭😭😭😭 we write the bylaws bro 💀💀💀

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

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@princess_worms Yeah, he basically openly admitted to doing the elements of the crime in the other cases. The NY one relied on an aggressive, novel legal theory and got carried by brave Manhattan patriots.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

2 months

Kamala putting country over party, I’m out. Party first, party always. Trump 2024

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Getting crossed the fuck up by Tony Evers

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

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You ever notice how these “hurricanes” seem to only target red states like Texas, Louisiana, and Florida but not liberal states like California and Illinois? Makes you wonder who’s behind it 🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

Biden needs to dissolve this unruly parliament and rule by decree

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@JacquesPierreJP

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JD Vance

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This Entourage reboot is going to be awesome

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@JacquesPierreJP

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JD Vance: hi Donald Trump: I don’t talk to him, I don’t know him, he’s Don Jr’s friend, historically the vice president doesn’t matter

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

For example, in Japan it is considered socially taboo to smoke fentanyl in the streets — unlike in, say, San Francisco or Philadelphia. As such, Americans should abide by their host country’s customs, however inconvenient.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

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@princess_worms That for sure too. In DC, SCOTUS ran interference with scheduling of the interlocutory appeal on immunity. In FL, Cannon is rigging it for Trump and also probably just stupid. In GA, it's just that the prosecutor is dumb stupid fuck.

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

1 year

My everyday life is substantially better for Uber, mainly because it reliably fills the gaps of not having a car. I would not want to return to a sclerotic market mediated by a bloodsucking, rentseeking, parasitic guild of the most racist white ethnics you’ve ever met

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

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4.1% of the country unemployed and they’re all posting on Twitter rn

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Jacques

@JacquesPierreJP

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Insane that an American has a 1% of being killed by a car in his lifetime and every policymaker in the country is just like “can’t be helped, just a force of nature, good luck teehee :)”

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@JacquesPierreJP

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Biden when China practices extraterritoriality by spraying Filipinos with water cannons: 😡😡😤🤬😾😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤🤬😡😡 Biden when Israel practices extraterritoriality by bombing a half-dozen countries and killing thousands of civilians: 😘😍🥰🥰🥰😊😊💕💞💖💖🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

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@JacquesPierreJP

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Watching the Supreme Court blow up administrative law this term

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@JacquesPierreJP

2 months

Donald Trump, who I do support, is unfortunately not the man for the moment. As much as it pains me, Kamabla is the pro-America choice for this election. It brings me no pleasure to say this.

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