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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

A classic England v Holland moment (Scottish commentary)

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

No idea what made me think of this today 🤔

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

8 months

Scottish Commentary on that 35 yard Screamer from the Arbroath back up goalie. @ArbroathFC @Alasdairadams1 Video credit @SPFL / @ewansmithpr

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

PART 2 - Another classic England v Holland moment. Koeman scores a free kick (Scottish commentary)

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 month

On this day in 1966. As if we needed reminding.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

New video. McKallaster Scottish commentary on the Fastest Goal Ever. San Marino v England 1993.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary on Messi’s First Goal for Miami. @LosVerdesATX @KEVINCHO_TV @WeAreAustinTV

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 month

Unbiased Scottish Commentary on the Euro 2024 Final by Allaster McKallaster. Spain 2 England 1.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

3 months

McKallaster Commentary on Scotland v Switzerland.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary on Austin FC v Houston. That Sclaff. @AustinFC @HoustonDynamo @FCDallas

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

9 months

Scottish Commentary on the Euro 2024 Draw

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 month

McKallaster Scottish Commentary on George Best and Gordon Banks. Northern Ireland v England 1971. (Don’t ask George Best to blow on your chips).

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

@Football_Scot This guy.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

10 days

Worst defending ever or best goal ever? It’s inconclusive. Here’s my archive commentary on Airdrie v Falkirk and John Martin’s Hunner Yarder.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

3 months

New video! McKallaster Highlights from the 1974 World Cup in Germany!

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

Part 2 - Koeman provides another classic England v Holland moment (McKallaster Scottish commentary)

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

5 months

McKallaster is never lost for words! Commentary on Rigoni’s winner for Austin FC v Houston on Saturday.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary on Rodney Redes’ First Ever Goal for Austin FC after signing 3 years ago. @LosVerdesATX @RodneyRedes @fightingleslies @AustinFC @MoontowerSoccer @WeAreAustinTV @TheFalseNineTX @AustinAnthem

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

3 years

“We’re here for the Italian Job. PS Love from Scotland”

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

12 days

Allaster McKallaster Scottish commentary on Nashville v Austin FC. (Avoid the hot chicken 🚽)

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

17 days

Allaster McKallaster Scottish Commentary on the Ref getting KO’d and Warren Barton’s haircut. Notts Forest v Wimbledon 1991.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

6 months

Full highlights of Seattle v Austin FC. Commentary by Allaster McKallaster live from Glasgow.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

5 months

Allaster McKallaster Commentary on Austin beating Dallas and that King of the Hill Tifo.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Juicy Driussi & Chips. Scottish commentary from Austin FC v St Louis. #driussiandchips #sebastianjuicy @StuartHultgren @LosVerdesATX @MoontowerSoccer @fightingleslies @TheFalseNineTX @MangumIP @EvilMopacATX

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary on Gallagher’s Wondergall v Minnesota Utd. @AustinFC @JonGallagher96 @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem @EvilMopacATX @NoelGallagher @MNWonderwall

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

4 months

McKallaster Highlights from last night. Driussi’s late winner v Houston Dynamo. @AustinFC @LosVerdesATX

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

6 months

McKallaster Commentary on James McFadden’s goal v Holland. Scotland 1 Netherlands 0. Nov 15 2003. #faddy #totalfitba

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

4 months

McKallaster’s Scotland Highlights from World Cup 1998.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Djitte Keepy Uppy and Driussi Flattened. Incredible Refereeing. 🤬🤬🤬 Austin FC v Colorado highlights. October 9 2022. #austinfc #losverdesatx #mls #mlssoccer @LosVerdesATX @fightingleslies @andrew_wiebe @JimmyConrad @SKCFANTV @WeAreAustinTV

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

25 days

Allaster McKallaster’s Commentary on Kenny McLean’s last minute winner v Norway.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

I sometimes get a lot of grief for doing @MLS and @AustinFC content, but I do appear to be popular with a couple of cool bros 🙏

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

5 months

Apparently my Rigoni goal call was played twice on ESPN radio last night for “comedy” purposes. Clearly this young @GlennDavisSoc bloke doesn’t know that I’m a serious unbiased commentator! #outraged

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Austin FC v Sporting Kansas City highlights. August 13 2022. Have a sit down wee man. #austinfc #losverdesatx #austinanthem #mls #mlssoccer #soccer #football @galu1003 @4BTVmedia

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

9 months

@SPFLWatch “This is what we do. We’ll deep fry your paella. We’ll deep fry your tapas. We’ll deep fry your gaspacho soup. You come to Scotland you’re getting battered”

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

Allaster McKallaster on THAT Scotland penalty call v Hungary.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

I asked unbiased Austin FC fans who was the worst team at the Euros.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Scottish Commentary on the Montreal James Brown leaving the pitch. Austin FC v CF Montreal highlights #keechhousing @LosVerdesATX @MoontowerSoccer @fightingleslies @TheFalseNineTX @EvilMopacATX @romellq31

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

6 months

McKallaster Commentary on the first Austin FC goal for Guilherme Biro. (Luckily I had my pronunciation guide handy) 💚🖤💚

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary on Driussi’s Rabona v @InterMiamiCF . No one else could do it. NO ONE! @AustinFC

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

10 months

The 50 Million Views Montage. Thank you to everyone for liking and sharing, especially Ryan Reynolds. (Music by @wwpj )

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

If it takes 3 minutes to look at a slow motion replay to figure out if something is clear and obvious, THEN ITS NOT CLEAR AND OBVIOUS! Denver v Austin FC highlights. July 4, 2022. #austinfc #listos #verde #losverdes @LosVerdesATX @MoontowerSoccer @AustinAnthem

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Julio is not feeling very chatty today. Vancouver v Austin FC highlights. October 1 2022. #austinfc #losverdesatx #mls #mlssoccer @LosVerdesATX @JulCascante @TheStrikerNews @fightingleslies #allmouthnotrousers

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

11 months

“If football is art, then that is the Monet shot”. Scottish Commentary on Faddy’s goal. France 0 Scotland 2, 2007. @ScotlandNT

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

5 months

For all my new Houston followers, here is some more serious unbiased commentary for you: @GlennDavisSoc @espn975 @HoustonDynamo

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

7 months

My 2024 MLS Predictions. If you don’t like where I’ve put your team please do let me know. @LosVerdesATX @grahamruthven

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary of Ben Foster’s Penalty Save. Wrexham 3 Notts County 2. #benfoster #wrexham #pennyfarthinggk @BenFoster @Yoursmineaway @tomochoafozcast @RMcElhenney

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

3 months

New video: McKallaster looks back at the 1982 World Cup.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

4 months

McKallaster Highlights from Austin FC v Kansas City this weekend.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

@MLS

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Allaster McKallaster's MLS 2023 Season Predictions. Please do let me know if you think your team should be higher up. @andrew_wiebe @benwright @TheStrikerNews @MoontowerSoccer

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

5 months

On this day. April 15, 1967. Scotland pumped England 3-2 at Wembley to win the World Cup.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

3 months

McKallaster commentary randomly appearing on proper Austrian Euros TV last night. Thanks to Andreas Schuster for the video. @JanAageFjortoft @SteffenFreund

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

6 months

McKallaster Commentary on Scotland v Northern Ireland 1981. #johnwark #williemiller #totalfitba #magnumochaye

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

The Jon Gallagher Wonder Goal. Best full back in the World. Highlights from Austin v Real Salt Lake. March 11, 2023 @JonGallagher96 @danipereira121 @AustinFCIreland @LosVerdesATX @fightingleslies @brad_stuver @NickyByrne @TheFalseNineTX #scottishcommentary

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

New signing @washingtoncoro4 with the intentional bicycle kick shinguard pass to @EthanFinlay13 for the assist of the season. Austin FC v NYRB highlights. July 24, 2022. #austinfc #listos #verde #losverdes @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem @LaMurgaATX #WHAT A GOAL

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary on Toby Alderweireld’s league winning goal for Royal Antwerp v Genk @AlderweireldTob @official_rafc

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

3 months

My commentary from Friday night. Germany 5 Scotland 1.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Stuver Saves with an Icy Stare. Croaky Highlights from Austin FC v Salt Lake, Sun Oct 16, 2022. @fightingleslies @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem @WeAreAustinTV @LincolnRoseFC @MLSist @brad_stuver

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

3 months

Euro Fahrt 4 - asking people in Germany if they know who I am?

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Stonewall penalty for Austin denied by Cheezits. Highlights from LAFC v Austin FC v Sun Oct 30 2022. @DiegolFagundez @fightingleslies @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem @WeAreAustinTV @MLSist @andrew_wiebe @CharlieDavies9 @ChristinaUnkel

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

On this day in 2010, Frank Lampard hit the bar. Still inconclusive.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

8 months

Wait until the end for a familiar voice… 👀

Austin FC

@AustinFC

8 months

Siempre VERDE.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish commentary on another Gally Goal and Tiny Seb. Austin FC v Colorado. Saturday March 25, 2023. #tapsaff @LosVerdesATX @MoontowerSoccer @AustinFC @AustinAnthem @JonGallagher96 @fightingleslies

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

New Video. Scottish Commentary on Alex Ring’s Late Goal v New England. @AustinFC @LosVerdesATX @brad_stuver @AustinAnthem

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Leo Väisänen v Shagger Clark. Scottish commentary on Houston v Austin FC. Saturday March 18, 2023. @LosVerdesATX @fightingleslies @AustinAnthem @TheFalseNineTX @MoontowerSoccer @andrew_wiebe @WeAreAustinTV

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary on Austin FC v Violette. 03/14/23 @danipereira121 @JonGallagher96 @Goodman @ArchBell @SoccerCooligans @LosVerdesATX @AustinFCScots @AustinAnthem @fightingleslies @EvilMopacATX @WeAreAustinTV @jorgeiturralde @TheSmashSimmons

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

McKallaster Commentary on Brad Stuver’s Corn Hole Shot. @brad_stuver @keepersrule @AustinFC @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem @bobbyjonescsf

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Hold my jacket garçon. Driussi gets the winner. Highlights from Austin FC v Dallas, Sun Oct 23 2022. @JulCascante @fightingleslies @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem @WeAreAustinTV @LincolnRoseFC @MLSist

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Austin FC v Sporting KC rematch tonight… #calmyerbeans

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Allaster McKallaster

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1 month

One year ago. Messi makes his MLS debut. Allaster McKallaster’s commentary.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

The Final Euro Fahrt.

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Allaster McKallaster

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1 year

Scottish Commentary on Don Hutchison’s goal v England 1999. @donhutch4 @craigburley @TonyAdams #goalrush

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

7 months

Not sure how shouting at football qualifies me for this, but I'm a Finalist for Scottish Sports Influencer of the Year! Amazing to be named alongside true legends like @MissLJBeauty , #arc_cic , @ZanderMurray Scotland’s 1st 🌈 🧔‍♂️⚽️ and the World's Strongest Man @stoltman_tom 💪

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

3 months

McKallaster’s Euro Fahrt (Journey) Part 1. Frankfurt.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

11 months

Scottish Commentary on Kenny Dalglish scything his way through the Spanish defence. And the long grass. Scotland 3 Spain 1. @ScottishFA @craigburley @DanThomasESPN #stevienicol

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

4 months

McKallaster’s Highlights from World Cup 1986 in Mexico.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

5 months

“Cannae beat a bit of Wet Wet Wet man”. Take a moment to watch Allaster McKallaster’s reaction to hearing The Wets ahead of the game.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

On this day in 1990. Scottish Commentary on Gazza’s Tears.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

6 months

What do Austin FC fans think about Lawrence Shankland? Finally, Allaster McKallaster finds out.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Alex Ring with the unstoppable shot from distance. Kansas City v Austin FC highlights. July 30, 2022. #austinfc #listos #verde #losverdes @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem @4BTVmedia @SoccerIsASport

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

4 months

McKallaster News Flash! I’m going to Germany for the Euros this summer. Who wants to work with me?

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 years

Rigoni gets the block and the cuddle from Stuver. Austin FC v RSL. September 14 2022. #austinfc #losverdesatx #mls #mlssoccer #soccer #football @brad_stuver @EmiRigoni @MLS_Buzz @MLSCallUp

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

2 months

@comedyray Can confirm that me and Andy Murray are available. 👍

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Scottish Commentary on Dave Narey’s Toe-poke for Scotland v Brazil in the 1982 World Cup Finals #donttoepokethebear #scottish #commentary #scottishcommentary @PeterMsport @Grahamsouness8 @weeGordieStrach

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

The original video was taken down for copyright reasons and/or sheep discrimination. Fortunately I had my commentary box camera on so here you go. Scottish Commentary of Norway being plundered in Oslo:

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

The backlash to my Scotland v Spain Deep Fried Commentary has already started.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

4 months

Here are the best McKallaster Highlights from recent Austin FC v Houston games to get you in the mood for tonight. @LosVerdesATX @AustinAnthem @GlennDavisSoc @copatejas @TheSurgeSG @TexianArmy @AustinChronicle

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

9 months

Am I the only person who is OUTRAGED at these comments about Scotland by our rival Euro managers!!??

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

Shane Gillis, Michael Che & Matt McCusker talk about their favorite Scottish Announcer. 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

6 months

McKallaster asks Austin FC fans about Philadelphia.

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

5 months

There can be only one Best SPORTSCASTER in Austin. So please nominate McKallaster today in the @AustinChronicle Best of Austin ballot for SPORTSCASTER. If you need a reminder why, here are some Austin FC highlights. Link to nominate:

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Allaster McKallaster

@McKallaster

1 year

I’m the past few days my “Spain Getting Battererd” commentary has had 2.3 million views on IG, another 2.5m on TikTok, and hit the front page of Reddit/funny….