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ChiefsAholic’s Parole Officer

@MatPahomes51

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@MatPahomes51
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@ESPNNFL Man said “if I can’t be the best, imma be the worst”💀
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@abbieonthetweet @elonmusk Because the son of the sitting President possibly conspired with Russia with god knows what. It’s not about Hunter. It’s about if the President had anything to do with it. That’s an impeachable offense.
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@PFF Era isn’t over until Rodgers retires imo. It’s close though.
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@WarrenNight975 @PFF_Fantasy You lost all credibility when you said “elite QB”
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@MarxoSantana @7txita Bruh. What is your timeline 💀😭
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@Bengals @McPherson_Evan I speak for everyone in saying that we do not care.
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@cheetah We still would’ve lost the SB. Don’t beat yourself up bro.
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@AdamSchefter I get the merit here. He raised millions for that organization. That said, it was passively done and only happened because of a tragedy. I wish it went to someone who had a more active role.
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@ChiefsAholic No way bro. I’m keeping my eye on you
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@dylanveach88 @espn @WayneRandazzo First time they played was in 2002. I don’t know why there were 40 years they didn’t play. The MLB schedule makes absolutely no fucking sense.
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@TSmith_XLV I mean, I don’t care who it is, if I’m wearing a $150-350 jersey, I’d be pissed if they sprayed champagne on me.
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@RapSheet It’s a tragic thing that happened but this seems frivolous. He was walking on an interstate without gas when all NFL players have an unlimited Uber card. I don’t think this is going to hold up in court and this is going to bring up tons of emotion for his wife.
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@CarisLeskrrrt @TheGhettoGronk Herbert has a losing record and has never made the playoffs but you think he’s the Terminator? 💀
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@letsdothis2021 @getnickwright Yeah. I heard he lost to Mahomes in the playoffs twice.
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@laurenboebert Trust me. You spread more disinformation than NPR who is quite literally one of the most well researched news locations.
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@RealSkipBayless I troll a lot but everyone here should be standing together. Put your differences and your teams aside. I hope Hamlin is okay. This game needs to be canceled.
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@AB84 Nah. We looking for that CTE
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@tinycolts @RapSheet I stand with this ratio
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@almightyyyyg @Alex795234 @juliethardt @InternetH0F Bro. Both are fake. You aren’t going to either one.
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@RealSkipBayless Still paid the Patrick Price
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@StarcadeMediaKC He’s not wrong. He autographs that kid, and then every other kid is gonna come running. Let the man play golf in peace.
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@RealSkipBayless How’s your boy Dak doing? Oh right. He has a thumb boo boo and is out 6 weeks
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@LeSteeler @cheetah No one respects you
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@DaveMontRod @IGN Well they’re a character in the second main mission of the game. So I guess you aren’t getting very far in the game then.
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@cheetah Wish you were here with us bro 🙏
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@BuffaloBills Lmaoooooo. I thought snow was your advantage 🤣🤣🤣
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@RealSkipBayless There should be massive fines to the coaching and training staff in Miami.
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@blondebomb216 @rainli7905 @shelbyn_23 Then get a better job, or go to school to get a better job. I got loans all through school to be able to pay for it. People say “I can’t afford school” all the time. They can though. Get a loan, then live modestly to pay it off. It’s a lack of drive.
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@ToKeNasty @Raiders Raiders deserve better. Carr ain’t the guy
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@FlakkoPoetik Small and saggy. Oof
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@ClappedDenver2 @ChiefsfanCHI @Jkdobbins22 @Chughes612 @RapSheet He didn’t say he won’t be back week 1. He just said it’s not guaranteed and even JK can’t guarantee. Quit dickriding bro
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@chargers WHAT HAPPENEDUHHHH. YOU HAD THE REFS ON YOUR SIDE ALL NIGHT 🤣🤣💀
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@RealSkipBayless Didn’t your golden boy Brady get a sack-fumble??? You can only be an immobile old man who plays QB for so long.
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@LouAye_ @RapSheet They do. It’s called Roger’s Wallet.
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@cheetah He can come down to Miami and continue to not win rings with you!
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@Hoopmedream @RGIII And Hill on another level without him. It would be so cool if they get MVP and OPOY their first year apart.
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@laurenboebert Yeah. I’m not sure bragging that oil is in our toothbrushes and food containers is the flex you think it is Hoebert
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@ChiefsAholic @Eagles I’m watching you 🕵️‍♂️
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@RealSkipBayless Still have a chance at what? Choking in the playoffs next year
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@dirteatur @LlNZH0E Bro I saw the picture before the caption and I assumed it was Lil Dicky 🤣
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@cheetah $3.80? 💀 That said: Chiefs 34 Eagles 27
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@AdamSchefter “Drew Rosenhaus said he is declining visit requests for any team drafting outside the top 10 picks” So not only does he have character problems, not only has he gotten out of shape, but now he’s too good to talk to teams out of the top 10? What if someone wanted to trade up? 🤡
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@Bengals Lmao. This is all the hype? A mediocre LT? Just wait till you see how he does on pass pro
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@cheetah You aren’t going to do jack in Miami. Your production is going to fall off. You won’t make it to the HOF. I’ve got no respect for someone who only bag chases. Enjoy sitting on the couch in January the rest of your career 🤣
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@diannaESPN Bro just wanted attention after a horrendous season 💀
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@rxmeister55 @minivan1022 @manav58565751 @wojespn They’ve been together for 12 years and have a child together. It’s an affair. Defending that is a weird hill to die on but okay.
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@Bengals Joey B
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@PFORZHElM @ihyjuju Honestly, if you die driving drunk, oh well, I’m sure we’re all better off 🤷‍♂️
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@WokeThuney He was the backbone of this offense. He’s the reason Mahomes is Mahomes. A 2nd is a steal. I mean just look at how he bounces to the outside there.
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@chris7strings @highlghtheaven But it should be on at night. The MLB has a dying fanbase, if they want to fix it then playoff ball midday in the middle of the week isn’t the way to do it.
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@cheetah Bro really thinks the Cowboys are gonna be in the Super Bowl 🤣
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@chargers Why he still wearing a mask 🤡
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@ChrisSalts @nflrums When Calvin broke the record he had 2 extra games as the previous record was from the 14 game era. Now JJ gets an extra game too. Records are made to be broken. Cry about it bro.
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@Bengals Why? A one-hit wonder season? We’ll see how long it is before you’re poverty again 🤣
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@chargers Gonna be a hell of a year fighting you for first place. We can laugh at the Raiders and Donkeys together
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@t_billygoat @chargers @Audi I feel that after today
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@SilentMusicJack @FTFonFS1 @jlthomas58 @getnickwright I bet your entire life’s savings the Chiefs don’t beat the Bills in the Super Bowl
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@cheetah You were happy for us and then what? Mad you don’t have another ring, huh?
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@XeinWins @chargers Cook these clowns
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@NFLSTROUD Notice how he did just fine until BA left? Leftwich isn’t the problem. They had the weapons. It’s a matter of Brady’s play declining some this season and Todd Bowles not being nearly the head coach BA was. They should’ve fired Bowles but oh well.
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@laurenboebert And mothers are being killed because of fatal pregnancies and the babies are being abandoned at birth to fend for themselves with no help. So yeah, really saving lives 🤦‍♂️
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@espn @AdamSchefter Reminder that the guy with almost 30 sexual harassment allegations got 11 weeks but the guy who bet on a game, involving teams he wasn’t on and while he wasn’t playing, got 1 season minimum and could be suspended longer.
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@RapSheet Siriani is an unlikable asshole. Perfect for a dump like Philadelphia
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@ChrisWithTheW @AdamSchefter @EliasSports Only thing Watson owns is not knowing the word “no”
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@ChargedUpInfo @PFF He got drafted the year after Rivers, Ben, and Eli lmao.
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@WallacesOwner @PFF Gonna be cool to see the Kelce brothers in Canton together.
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@HamlerMileHigh 2019 Niners and it’s not even close. I legit thought we were gonna lose that Super Bowl.
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@PFF Bro really banking on not being a bust
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@ADS_ZAR @DailyLoud Selena kinda needs to stop abusing her body and thinking she’s entitled to other people saving her.
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@b_cowell34 @NFLRookieWatxh Tbf Pitts has insane potential. But he has Desmond Ridder as his QB.
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@RGIII Mahomes had 50 more yards and another TD yesterday but okay.
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@cheetah Give him that 3.80 😂
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@barstoolsports Coach of the year right there. I’m not convinced Danny is the future of the franchise or even that great of a starter, but this has been an amazing season for him.
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@KingVonFrmdaPac @RapSheet You’re supposed to get ratio’d
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@TroyGunderson2 @SteveSh66200549 @espn Bro. Why can’t you just google before you tweet
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@cheetah All you’re doing is slandering the people who made you, they didn’t supress your stats, and they offered you only 10M less than Miami. If you truly wanted to stay, you would’ve. But your family is in Miami, you already lived there. That’s great. But don’t start fake shit
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@RealSkipBayless CRY MORE SKIP
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@SensaHealth So what about people who have full-time jobs?
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@Ravens @TomPelissero Man. Y’all can’t catch a break. What is going on with the NFL?
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@derekcarrqb Win a playoff game? 😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️
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@macseed3221 @Cstocc10 @espn Or suicide. When I was in school and no reason was provided 9/10 it was suicide.
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@Chiefs Can we get a new DC? Also, good win Bengals. Rooting for you against the Bills in a few weeks
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@cheetah Thanks Tyreek
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@Chiefs WHAT HAPPENED TYREEK 🤣🤣🤣
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@TomPelissero @TMZ_Sports Idk bout you but if I needed ankle surgery, I’d be getting that shit regardless. I like being able to walk and run and work and not be in pain. Weird that you’d only do it when someone signs you, but they can’t sign you unless you pass a physical 🤔🧐
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@Qsims15 @NFLRookieWatxh Google is free lil bro
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@GianaHook1 @_MLFootball Bills fans were throwing snowballs at players DURING PLAY but sure. This is classless.
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@Broad_STweet @AB84 Why you defending a walking corpse?
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@RealSkipBayless He’s still better than his son Allen 🤣
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@cgdtx88 @NFLonFOX You’ll be raging when you blatantly lose
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@whitepumpkinn You new kids haven’t lived through “hard times” lmao
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@derekcarrqb If only you did that well on the field 💀
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@Vince1o7 @RapSheet Don’t be a lazy ass and read the thread. The authors explains the situation
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@yoquieropizza @ZachGilyard Learning fucking Shakespeare drinking a fucking margarita
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