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Engineer. Built Different. Lions Fan. “Before they overate me they’re gonna have to underestimate me.”

Sacramento, CA
Joined October 2011
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@ChrisSalts
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9 months
Dan Campbell has the same number of wins this season (13) as Matt Patricia had his entire tenure as HC for the Lions.
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@chilerrato
Lᴇʀʀᴀᴛᴏ 🐻⬇️
7 months
@Lions Your poverty franchise employs thugs smh
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@ChrisSalts
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9 months
The @Lions should do a jersey trade-in. Bring a Stafford jersey in and get a Goff Jersey back.
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@ChrisSalts
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4 years
Shout out to Matthew Stafford for winning 5 games with the worst defense in franchise history.
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@ChrisSalts
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4 years
Dude ran the Wendy’s special.
@MySportsUpdate
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4 years
Ohio State QB Justin Fields just ran a blazing 4.44 40 yard dash at his pro day. Wowza.
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@ChrisSalts
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5 years
My wife telling me I’m too emotionally invested in the Lions loss on MNF really helped me clear my head and helped me understand what I need to do moving forward. I’m getting a divorce.
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@ChrisSalts
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9 months
You sure about that?
@NFLGameDay
NFL GameDay
1 year
The grades are in! How'd your team do? 📝:
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@ChrisSalts
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4 years
Stafford said “fuck quarantine, let’s work”
@MrHart__
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4 years
A little jump start on chemistry. Matthew Stafford being the leader he is with rookie RB D'Andre Swift, TE Isaac Nauta and rookie WR Quartez Cephus putting in work! #onepride
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@ChrisSalts
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If I’m a Vikings fan, I’m very quiet right now. THEY LOST TO BAKER MAYFIELD LMFAOOOOO
@ilikebigdecks
Deep to Moss
1 year
If I'm a Lions fan, I'm very quiet right now. They were awful tonight. The offense was embarrassing. The defense needed Mahomes to miss players badly over & over and for Kadarius Toney to look like he was drunk. This was much more of a bad Chiefs loss than any sort of Lions win.
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2 years
Aidan Hutchinson.
@SadeekCreates
Sadeek 𓋹
2 years
You CANNOT name Brandon Marshall or Alshon Jeffery Who are some of the best WRs in Bears history? 🤔
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@ChrisSalts
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2 years
Amon-Ra St. Brown should be NFC Offensive Player of the Week.
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4 years
Trade Alert: #Lions are trading QB Matthew Stafford and a 2023 7th round pick to the #Rams in exchange for QB Jared Goff, DL Michael Brockers, a 2021 3rd round pick, 2022 first round pick and a 2023 first round pick.
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@ChrisSalts
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I hope the @Lions are working on new uniforms. We’re eligible now.
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@ChrisSalts
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1 year
Aaron Glenn getting great sleep
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@79illwill
illwill
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No team’s defensive coordinator looses sleep over stopping Jordan Love. They stress over Justin Fields.
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@ChrisSalts
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2 years
From 1-6 to 9-8. Dan Campbell deserves Coach of the Year
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@ChrisSalts
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3 years
@adamrank Lmfao this why no one really respects your opinions.
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1 year
How can you hate the pick when the GM of the team is this fired up?
@DLFPtweets
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1 year
They're fired up about Gibbs
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2 years
Lions getting Jamo, Romeo, and Jefe back against the Jags. Don’t sweat this loss. We lost by 3 to a team favored by 9.
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9 months
Toughest schedule? Let’s look at the QBs you played on your end of season run, shall we? -Sam Darnold -Tyrod Taylor -Derek Carr -Jacoby Brissett -Joe Flacco -Kyler Murray -Geno Smith
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8 months
Vikings fans love pretending that Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, and TJ Hockenson arent weapons for Kirk, but will claim they have the best WR room and TE in the NFL. Make it make sense.
@Winnesota18
𝓦𝓘𝓝𝓝𝓔𝓢𝓞𝓣𝓐 ☔️💫
8 months
Jared Goff if half his offense wasn’t all star caliber
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@ChrisSalts
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5 years
Anyone still wondering why he was picked 8th overall? #OnePride
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5 years
It Draft Day, and Lions fans everywhere gather around their televisions as the draft begins. The Bengals with the first pick select Joe Burrow. Up next the Dolphins, after a trade with NY, select Tua. Lions with the third pick, Chase Young sitting there, select G Trey Smith
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@ChrisSalts
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2 years
Justin Herbert is officially the new Matthew Stafford.
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@ChrisSalts
Chris 
3 years
Rest up, Jared Goff. Take the rest of the year off.
@AroundTheNFL
Around The NFL
3 years
Lions QB Jared Goff's status for Week 11 vs. Browns uncertain following oblique injury (via @TomPelissero )
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3 years
No ones talking about this enough because they don’t want to admit that they’ve downplayed his whole career.
@FanaticsBook
Fanatics Sportsbook
3 years
Matthew Stafford is now the outright favorite to win MVP (+450)🏆
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3 years
I don’t say this enough, but I miss @tigers baseball.
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3 years
What If... The Detroit Lions Never Hired Matt Patricia?
@HonoluluBlues_
Honolulu Blues
3 years
With What If… ending yesterday, what would be your favorite Detroit Lions What If… episode?
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3 years
Lions have had more players with 100+ yards rushing in one season with Dan Campbell than they ever had with Jim Caldwell.
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4 years
I got 99 talents, but catching ain’t one
@steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers
4 years
A man of many talents 📸 @Ebron85 | #SteelersCamp
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2 years
I just realize the Lions basically have 3 first round picks. Picks 1, 13, and 32.
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@ChrisSalts
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2 years
@DailyLoud New restaurant. CABOOSE.
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1 year
NFC North Point Differential: 1. Lions (4-1): +41 2. Packers (2-3): 0 3. Vikings (1-4): -12 4. Bears (1-4): -42
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8 months
The best part about Ben Johnson staying is the meltdown Vikings fans are having
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3 years
I only see 3 #Lions making the Pro Bowl this year: -RT Penei Sewell -CB Amani Oruwariye -P Jack Fox If none of the three are announced tomorrow, I won’t be happy. All three deserve it.
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6 months
It’s the only way to tackle now. Better get used to it.
@TheBrohioan
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Banning the hip drop tackle but not Kerby Joseph from doing his finishing move is crazy.
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@ChrisSalts
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1 year
I just realized Dan Campbell is one win away from tying Matt Patricia’s HC record in Detroit lmao.
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@ChrisSalts
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5 years
Martha: “Hello, I’m Martha.” Patricia: “I know, we’ve met.”
@lamos_mary
🏈Hail Mary -🦁Lions Loyal
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What do you suppose Patricia and Martha are discussing?
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3 years
“BuT tHe DrOpPeD InTeRcEpTiOn!”
@PFF
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3 years
Matthew Stafford: Highest-graded QB in the conference championships
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5 years
Kelly, this is exactly what we want to hear. Sorry SOL fans.
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3 years
Peep the jacket Tom Hardy is wearing in the new #VemomLetThereBeCarnage trailer. Eddie Brock = @Lions fan.
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Spot the difference Lmfao
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5 years
I’m open to extending him now before the price goes up.
@nfltrade_rumors
NFLTradeRumors.co
5 years
Kenny Golladay Open To Signing Extension With Lions Next Year
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1 year
I bet.
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@NY_Sports_Fam
the Matador
1 year
@MySportsUpdate Smart for the #Lions since all their WRs are degenerate gamblers 😂
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3 years
Sewell 100% was a Pro Bowl snub.
@MySportsUpdate
Ari Meirov
3 years
They don’t get much shine because of their position, but Penei Sewell & Rashawn Slater have been home run picks: - Sewell: 14 starts 85.8 run blocking grade, 78.0 overall 1 sack allowed since Week 6 - Slater: 13 starts 79.9 PFF grade Voted to Pro Bowl 4 sacks allowed all season
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@ChrisSalts
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Hot take, but he’s at a C+ or B- for me.
@woodwardsports
Woodward Sports Network
11 months
What grade would you give Detroit Lions OC Ben Johnson through the first 8 weeks of the NFL season?
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9 months
I'm 99% positive, The Lions are wearing their All-Whites in the NFCCG
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2 years
@ErickWeber @elmayimbe Why stop there? DC’s Extended Entertainment Universe of Incredibly Wonderful Superheroes.
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3 years
@Captain63857795 @MeliMelsWay @DearDean22 She watched one Jamie Foxx movie and thought she could form an opinion 😂
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2 years
Aidan Hutchinson and Kerby Joseph. Easily.
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@NFL
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Which rookie duo was your favorite to watch this season?🔥 📺: 2023 #NFLDraft – April 27-29 on NFLN/ESPN/ABC
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I want the Rams to win the Super Bowl for a number of reasons. Reason 1 is obvious. I want Stafford to win one. Reason 2? I want the most motivated Jared Goff we can get next season. I want a Jared Goff with so much hate in his heart he wills us to an undefeated season.
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I don’t think Brodric Martin can continue being inactive on game day. If coaches don’t want Buggs to play, so be it, but they traded up into the 3rd round to take Martin. You gotta show us why. He can’t be worse than Benito Jones was yesterday.
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@PFF_Steve @Lion4lifedet Aidan gotta be DPOY frontrunner at this point. -4.5 Sacks -35 pressures -1 Forced Fumble -1 Fumble Recovery -1 Interception
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Shout out to @Tyrellcrosby for coming through in a BIG way. Huge thank you to all #OnePride nation for the love. 2019 is our year!
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@TayborSnapping I feel like I’m one of the only people on this app who can make fun of his last name.
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3 years
@PFF_College If he ain’t making one handed interceptions then he’s wasting it.
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3 years
Where’s all the “Matthew Stafford is overrated” people at?
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5 months
The last time the Vikings made the NFCCG
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@TheWhiteSquash
Brendan Andrew Jones
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@ChrisSalts @Vikings @Real_Khyree And choked big time 😬 24-7…
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3 years
After the release of Don Muhlbach, The Lions find a new guarantee in life. Death, Taxes, and Da'Shawn Hand to I.R.
@JeffRisdon
Jeff Risdon
3 years
Lions place QB Tim Boyle and DE Da’Shawn Hand on I.R.
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Chris 
5 years
Unfollow Sweta. She pulled a Ninja and wore a Packers jersey for Halloween. 🤦‍♂️
@sweta2311
Sweta Patel
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Hi, Happy Halloween 😂🙈
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@PFF Bears got the Chinese knock off versions of the Lions guys lmfao
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6 years
Damn, y’all, help me out #OnePride @Tyrellcrosby says 1500 RT for a signed jersey!
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ngl $28M seems low for Sewell
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
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Lions are signing OT Penei Sewell to a four-year, $112 million deal that is the largest given to an offensive lineman, per source.
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4 years
Throwback to when LeGarrette Blount got ejaculated for pushing new Lions LB Elijah Lee after a late hit on Matthew Stafford.
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3 years
NFLs probably trying to get another reaction video from Jared Goff’s girlfriend by giving him NFC Offensive Player of the Week.
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5 years
If this dude hits the FA market, I’d throw gold bricks at him to get him in Honolulu Blue.
@MySportsUpdate
Ari Meirov
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"Good sh*t , Earl" - Derrick Henry to Earl Thomas
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9 months
For anyone wondering, The Lions held Tampa Bay’s rushing attack to 89 yards and no TDs today.
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3 years
@Panthers Like this for A
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3 years
Some of y’all Lions fans are fucking disgusting. Yall are a big reason why we have to “overpay” for free agents. It’s not like dude trashed the city. Show some class.
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Chris 
1 year
Nick Bosa just got his first sack of the season last night btw.
@HonoluluBlues_
Honolulu Blues
1 year
Lotta Lions fans upset Aidan doesn’t have a sack yet. How many sacks will he have vs Atlanta?
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So many things going the #Lions way this week. Were coming off a bye, no Big Ben, Claypool out, Decker back, Reynolds in. If Jared Goff squanders this opportunity for a win, I want him cut immediately.
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2 years
@Lacy_kmt @Wayno119 I don’t even know who he is, but this the funniest shit I ever seen
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Chris 
5 years
They say Stafford isn’t a leader, but I guarantee that when all the Players saw Stafford do this, they picked up their game big time.
@LLamorandier
Logan Lamorandier
5 years
... I got nothing. Here's a GIF: #OnePride
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2 years
@AdamSchefter Who cares? Dudes a predator.
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1 year
I have just learned that Jared Goff was blitzed 186 times last season. That was most in the NFL.
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Chris 
4 years
@Lions @MattPrater_5 The 58 yarder to put it in OT against the Vikings in 2016.
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@ChrisSalts
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8 months
Vikings fans need a reminder
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5 years
Lions should be all over this.
@nfltrade_rumors
NFLTradeRumors.co
5 years
Bears Releasing Former First-Round OLB Leonard Floyd
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Chris 
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Matt Stafford is being SLEPT ON. Media hyping guys like Trubisky and Kirk Cousins, while Staffords out here throwing darts. Wake up.
@danorlovsky7
Dan Orlovsky
5 years
Watch how much can actually go into QBing in the #NFL on any single play? @Lions QB Matthew Stafford picks up some “crumbs” left by the Chargers D and PREDETERMINES this throw-but also moves the problem with 👀! @PrideOfDetroit @MikeOHaraNFL #NFLGamepass
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4 years
. @ShowtimeTate , how’s your appetite for kneecaps?
@nflrums
NFL Rumors
4 years
#Giants expected to part ways with WR Golden Tate #NewYork #NFL
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4 years
Funny how Stafford is no longer overrated....
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4 years
For those keeping track, the Darius Slay trade resulted in G Jonah Jackson, and WR Quintez Cephus.
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1 year
They kill the Lions for drafting a LB at 18 and then they mock one at 10….
@PFF_College
PFF College
1 year
1). ARI: QB Caleb Williams 5). TB: QB Drake Maye 21). MIN: QB Quinn Ewers PFF’s Way-Too-Early 2024 Mock Draft⬇️
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2 years
Can’t wait for ESPN Power Rankings to move us from 27 to 26 after this game.
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5 years
Matt Nagy trying to coach Mitch Trubisky
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
5 years
Flawless execution...😂😂😂
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@fiona_videos @HumansNoContext Homie got carried lmao
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2 years
It still makes me laugh that Bears fans thought Mooney was better than ARSB.
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4 years
Damn. They hated him.
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Eagles cancel practice on Wednesday, Lions getting one day of practice more than the Eagles this week. Along with being healthy (knock on wood) The Lions are starting to have the upper hand in this game. Also my guess is a Jarrad Davis return on Sunday, which would be huge.
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Chris 
5 years
Hypothetical trade here Bears receive: 2020 Third (67th overall) Lions receive: Khalil Mack
@RyanHeckmanNFL
Ryan
5 years
It appears Lions Twitter has been triggered by a hypothetical trade scenario where I’d have the Bears trade a second-rounder for a QB coming off a broken back.
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2 years
Not one player rushing the QB and he still got picked off.
@Ezdoesit27
The C stands for Cool Breeze
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It’s the “Oh my goodness..wth” for me lol #OnePride #313 #Iwenttofinney
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5 years
Twitter, Meet Caius.
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2 years
@ESPNNFL @WNS_Brandon How many SB wins from all of them?
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3 years
Some non NFL news. I’m officially a father of 2. World, meet my daughter, Starlie.
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5 years
Ebron blocked me and I think that’s the first successful block of his career.
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2 years
#Lions should be playing in an hour. Instead they’re at home thanks to what a lot of people are calling “the worst officiated game in history”
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5 years
Fun Fact: All 5 of these CBs were Undrafted Free Agents. ALL FIVE
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