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George of the Gadgets

@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Please enjoy this absolutely perfect photo of Chaos and Pepperoni finally helping out around the house

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@C4ptin_B You've clearly never seen any of @KenPenders work

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@Bondcliff2008 These better not be fuckin cow tools

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Wario Speedwagon

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@iammetx @billpeduto I’ve never been to Pittsburg, but I know you can’t mean Pittsburgh, PA, the town voted “nicest city to live in” what, twice?

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Guys don't sit unsecured to an I-beam 75 stories in the air eating their lunch anymore and it shows

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Gonna skewer a hot dog on one of these bad boys and pop it on the coffee table

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2 years

Cool! (sarcastically) (to someone I hate)

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11 months

Sometimes you have to buy yourself a little treat as a reward for NOT buying yourself a gigantic treat ($60 Lego set as a reward for abstaining from a $300 Home Depot skeleton)

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5 years

@KaitlinOlson @billyeichner The butler

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1 year

Once the submarine thing fizzles out I'm gonna chuck a kid in another balloon and do that one right this time

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2 years

"I'm coming out of my cave and I've been doing just fine" - Jesus on Easter

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3 years

@GodzillaMAIN @Deezus_Walks It should have been Waluigi

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1 year

Hey baby, you must be the ancient astronaut theory because you are fucking insane

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10 months

When I face God and He asks me about my sins. I will ask HIM about the Hyundai Veloster

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7 months

John Williams originally wrote "Duel of the Fates" for Home Alone

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1 year

Hello, 911? That woman over there - she just threatened to add me to a group chat

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1 year

Ska is the anime of music. And by that I mean I hate it

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8 years

Both Predator movies are on two different channels at the same time. So I put one on either TV and am running back & forth across the house

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You waterboard ONE college roommate in 2010 and suddenly nobody is hiring

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9 months

Why are there more toddlers than adults at this brewery? On a Friday night?

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2 years

Donkey Kong County

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3 years

I live my life by two rules: 1) be a goofy goober 2) rock

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8 months

My cat's behavior is setting animals rights back by decades

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6 years

@billpeduto Bill, this is your chance. You are the hero this city deserves. Pick Sessions up by the neck and choke-slam him through a table. Metaphorically, of course.

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Replying to my friends' selfies with "who is this"

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1 year

I sold my soul for a 6" hoagie approximately nine years ago

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1 year

"It sucks because it takes effort" - @_hood_mona_lisa accidentally summing up all of existence

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Ratchet got added to my family's group chat for referring to corn dogs as "meat Twinkies"

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@MartinOnTheGo95

8 months

I must be a bag of Goldfish because I'm the fun little cracker that's always baked and full of cheese

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

The old Inspector Gadget cartoon is a fever dream. A series of eleven-minute fever dreams

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

It me

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@MartinOnTheGo95

8 months

Guest idea for an episode of Hot Ones: the guy at the front of the human centipede

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@MartinOnTheGo95

8 years

Lots of butterflies in the yard today. Wish they'd fuckin help out once in a while if they're gonna hang around all day every day.

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10 months

Piss Hard With A Vengeance

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9 months

I'm coming out of my cage and none of you will be fine

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@MartinOnTheGo95

7 months

You look like if I asked AI to generate a picture of a moron

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1 year

Man! I eel like a woman

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How we weekend in Pittsburgh

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Behold

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Thomas the Twink Engine

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@MartinOnTheGo95

5 months

****SPOILER ALERT**** I was just given, by my girlfriend who works for G.U.N., a leaked screen grab of Sonic 3

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Cancelling the M&Ms has upset the global balance. Pepsi is taking over

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@MartinOnTheGo95

9 months

I just backed one of these behemoths into a parking spot between two pickup trucks I should absolutely be allowed to fly a space shuttle

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

When you have to tell her more than once that a parsec is a unit of distance, not time 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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Mr. Gorbachev, tear up this ass

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4 years

Just made eye contact with a guy in a MAGA hat and rolled my eyes so hard HE pulled a muscle

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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@_hood_mona_lisa

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1 year

Very excited to be alive today

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10 years

sorry this picture is the only thing i can focus on right now and forever @aaronpaul_8 @ThisIsRobThomas #BillMurray http://t.co/8J2zg0shRd

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

I understand I could face jail time for saying this but chicken noodle soup fuckin sucks

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Girls be like "don't you know a place?" then get mad when you take them here

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@MartinOnTheGo95

2 years

It's ten minutes early

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2 years

The perfect alarm clock doesn’t exis-

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@_hood_mona_lisa

big boy online

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1 year

me and the hot girl i pulled by being goofy

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Me and Ratchet

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1 year

Master Mind Of Mars, by Edgar Rice Burroughs (NEL, 1975). Original cover art by Bruce Pennington.

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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I just typed "Chinese" into Google and the first two results were "Chinese balloon" and "Chinese near me"

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

How fucked up of a thing do I have to say on here to get the fact checker prompt under my tweets

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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@_hood_mona_lisa

i like food

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Me: Hello, 911? I'd like to report a PT Cruiser Operator: Sir, this an emergency line Me: I know, you said that last time

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Squirt Russell

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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Is it still people watching if they're furries?

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

I was visited by three ghosts last night, each of whom said they've been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty

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@MartinOnTheGo95

2 years

@sirhelmet_II This goes so hard I had to make it my lock screen

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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I don't know what a video game is

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Not exactly a redraw but I referenced it in an older piece

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Saying "hmmm" at full volume and cracking my knuckles before ordering the exact same thing I always get at the Sheetz touch screen

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They're getting on us for productivity at work bitch I finally just got tears of the kingdom you're lucky I'm here today at all

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Shrimp Bizkit

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@UberFacts Lol a spare key to a car I haven't had in 6 years

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4 years

@roycejonesnews @KDKA The demonstrators are not doing the looting. The looters are doing the looting. The demonstrators are busy demonstrating.

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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Once I collect all seven of these Chaos Emeralds it's over for you hoes

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2 years

@C4ptin_B @KenPenders What's he gonna do? Draw me?

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@MartinOnTheGo95

4 years

I keep forgetting I'm a god damn adult and I can buy a cookie cake for no reason if I want to

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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Salmon & Garfunkel

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1 year

Those fucking ninja turtles and their antics got me again

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

🚨🚨 RATCHET HAS COME INTO POSSESSION OF A GAMECUBE THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨

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@MartinOnTheGo95

2 years

@KenPenders Are we sure YOU have an understanding of the issues involved?

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@MartinOnTheGo95

4 years

I still catch myself habitually looking for the Boy when I'm at my parents' house

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@MartinOnTheGo95

3 years

Steve Irwin could have picked up Thor's hammer.

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Waiting for her to see this subtweet about subtweeting her so she can look back and wonder which one it is

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@MartinOnTheGo95

2 years

Y'all they didn't tell us what the pictures were for when they took them, so I stuck my gut out and did the Kramer bc I thought they were for internal use. Lo AND behold, they get slapped at the bottom of every customer email I send

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George of the Gadgets

@MartinOnTheGo95

4 years

I can't wait to flip the bird at the next "blue lives matter" sticker I see out the driver's window of my police interceptor Crown Victoria, that'll fuckin break their heart

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

A literary Paramore cover band called "Furthermore"

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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I just threw a pumpkin at a deer in my yard. Happy holidays!

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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Ok

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@MartinOnTheGo95

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"I am a turtle bitch. Give me lettuce" - @_hood_mona_lisa , turtle bitch

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@MartinOnTheGo95

2 years

@moonbloomer I can assure it is not

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@MartinOnTheGo95

2 years

The Donkey Kong Country soundtrack caused a lot of my anxiety as a child and continues to cause a lot of my anxiety as an adult

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@MartinOnTheGo95

5 years

@PearlsFromMyrna That's not unusual, Mrs. T. Hate to break it to you

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@MartinOnTheGo95

4 years

Hey guys believe it or not it snowed in my corner of Pittsburgh too despite the fact that I didn't post any pictures of it on the internet

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1 year

@infinitethird Oh God are they here?

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

@FordMustang @Ford @DirectorDrex Please stop pretending those things are Mustangs. Can't we call it the Pinto? The gas tank won't explode on this one!

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@MartinOnTheGo95

5 years

@DrewFromTV better call ya lawyer

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@MartinOnTheGo95

8 months

Ratchet and me laying in bed after a bottle of wine and a 6-pack of Marzens

Science

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Human skeleton and gorilla skeleton side by side

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1 year

The older I get I realize I'm willing to sacrifice more of my morals and less of my time (I'm at Walmart)

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

Latest photoshoot of me and @_hood_mona_lisa

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@MartinOnTheGo95

1 year

I, a Ford Mustang driver, am the most persecuted minority in America

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George of the Gadgets

@MartinOnTheGo95

4 years

Last night I dreamed Ness and I went to Build-A-Bear, and I wanted the Bulbasaur even though it was $100, but as soon as I put the stuffing in, he went from green to brown? So I asked the employee wtf was up and she goes uhh... its a fall edition. That's all I remember

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@MartinOnTheGo95

4 years

Ben Shapiro's new diss track