Dear Graduating Ladies,
Never let a millionaire who isn’t even 30 lecture you about “staying in your lane.”
Hop in your Buick, put on that turn signal, and merge onto your own highway.
Sincerely,
Aunt Myrna
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Myrna Tellingheusen Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my life & career as executive secretary to Stanley Bogenshoots at Hughes Aircraft! Only $99 each! Would make a Christmas gift.
Dear Young People,
It's time to "vibe check" your elders. Use your computer wizardry to help sign them up for vaccines on the online. Try their county health departments.
Grandma's landline isn't cracking it now, sweeties.
Love,
Aunt Myrna
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In honor of Burt Reynolds, Lyle has rented “Deliverance” for me and Fran to watch.
Lyle says it’s a “romantic comedy with a twist.”
GIRLSNIGHT# POPCORN#
If you can’t walk three (3) laps around the mall without succumbing to the siren call of Cinnabon, then maybe mall walking is not the sport for you.
cc: Barb
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gives you bananas, make banana bread.
If life gives you another fruit, maybe it’s time to ask difficult questions about your life.