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@MartaaEle
Martha the Essayist
5 months
@E_Erejo Me, but with extra voice notes and a few pictures 🤣
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@MartaaEle
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4 months
@lieslmao But you didn't. That's not acceptable
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@Erica_Primkay Best Idoma ashi I have seen 😍
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@MartaaEle
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1 year
Thank God I am no longer interested in flat tummy.
@subpharmacist
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1 year
You want flat tummy? .Cut out bread permanently .Cut out pasta & noodles permanently .No soda. No added sugar .No late night eating .Do intermittent fasting .Prioritize proteins .Drink 2cups of water early in the morning .Cut out alcohol .Hit the gym. Exercise actively
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@MartaaEle
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Why would anyone even think that? Have you heard someone profess their love or worship God in Yoruba? Lord!
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Speaking Yoruba is not Razz!
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@Beebahscents I can afford it. I just don't fancy it.
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@MartaaEle
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4 months
Certifications are so expensive! I always celebrate those who are able to get them, especially those ones that are paid for in dollars.
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@MartaaEle
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2 years
@Eccentric_sky You may be 3 weeks in. E no dey quick show
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
God thank you 🙏
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
The endsars shooting and the last general election just weakened all the hope I have for this country. I don't even have the energy to complain anymore
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If I say it's not paining me that I'm from you people's country, I lie.😪
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@MartaaEle
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1 year
Yesterday I celebrated one month without bread, and do you want to know how I celebrated? Your guess is as good as mine. On the great side, I ate it with veggies. Lool
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@MartaaEle
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@WesleyAdi We say to women eat, but not too much, preach, but not like TD Jakes. 😂
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@MartaaEle
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4 months
@maintishe A bere 🌚
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
This book was too sweet ah! Or maybe it was my French teacher that was. I can still hear Aunty Comforts oh lala! In my head
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Thank God for good friends. They make life worth living
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@MartaaEle
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8 months
Inspiring quotes from my faves!🥰
@SafeOnline_AFR
SafeOnline by CcHUB
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Celebrate #InternationalWomensDay with us with these insights from amazing trailblazing women in Tech!
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@MartaaEle
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6 months
That'll lead to catching flights and feelings 😆
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I am craving talking stage 🤭
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@MartaaEle
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1 year
This, but in red ☺️
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Midi wrap dress #18 ,900 : Please retweet 🙏🏾 #shopAndrella
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@opagboola Eiiii 💕
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I love a good underdog story. Inject itttt
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@MartaaEle
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@culnelly @devylawyer Happy birthday twinnies🥳 Cheers to your best year yet!
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@_goldraven My cousin to his son 👌
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@abbietayo By giving him my ATM card, pounding yam and giving birth to twins
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Duo lingo basically improves your vocabulary and sentence construction. Best to watch videos, visit a French speaking community or attend Alliance Francais classes.
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1 year
There is rice at home
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@MartaaEle
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2 years
I cooked this weekend after almost two months and I really enjoyed it. I think the major challenge with cooking is not just prepping but having to do it every day.
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1 year
@toonithecreator At no point. IMO phones are to be enjoyed for their features and not their looks.
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@MartaaEle
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8 months
Way to go boyyy
@LFC
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YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@MartaaEle
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Igala women out here giving me joy. So happy for Ojoma!
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@MartaaEle
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9 months
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@MartaaEle
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9 months
Goal!!
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@The_Itie One thing I am happy I stuck out with this year 😂
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
Yup. Social media manager here, content creator there
@tosinolaseinde
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The real job creators are the tons of micro businesses that aren’t vc funded. Based on data, they’re the ones creating the jobs.
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@MartaaEle
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@Frau_des_Lichts She is so eloquent. Love it
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@MartaaEle
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2 years
It appears taking a break from wearing glasses is even more difficult than being attached to them. Took a break from wearing glasses for a bit, and my eyes started to look a bit awkward.
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@MartaaEle
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4 months
Closing a 5 year period with 3 situationships>>>
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There’s nobody that has been single for more than 3years straight.
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1 year
I enjoyed this. "Pronouns convey implicit messages that allow us to make meaning out of painful experiences, increase our compassion for others, and effectively transmit proper rules of behavior".
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@MartaaEle
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@Fejer_Official This is my cue not to watch it
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@MartaaEle
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1 year
I come to you human to human, "you don chop?"
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@ScenesFilms Call me. Okay?
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@MartaaEle
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@sike2yi Lai lai. Lol
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@MartaaEle
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2 months
Learn to also accommodate the thought that other people not participating in certain conversations is because they are not equipped to engage in them. Better to be silent than to speak foolishly.
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1 year
Being vulnerable is so eeeww
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@MartaaEle
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4 months
You should see the braids underneath their geles. Such elegant aunties! 😍 🥰
@faahedah
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Even matching heels???? Steeze yen po 🥳🥳
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Someone will ghost you and start telling people you are keeping malice with them
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
Talk to myself and make my friends laugh
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What is your purpose on 𝕏?
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@Rotimitweets Never say never
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@Fejer_Official Hahaha. No o. Let me not use joke to block road
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@MartaaEle
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4 months
Most of them are trying to reach word counts 😆
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I hate how research papers are written. so much yapping in them. just get to the point bro
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@opagboola Okay mentor. This is noted 😁
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
Some people are actually insane if you deep it 🤣
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You can't want me & barely talk to me. Thats insane 😭
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@MartaaEle
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@Madam_chairman Lovely 😍
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@Fejer_Official Hahaha. This year has not ended
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@MartaaEle
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9 months
Ose oo
@MartaaEle
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Nwabali bobo
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@Victoria_Oloni Lool. You are so funny
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@_rookevwe Type charades on apple/play store, you'll get suggestions. I use Naijacharades.
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
So all they needed to do was kiss. 😭 😂 They are so cute
@MartaaEle
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5 months
So basically Collin has friend zoned Penelope 😭 Abi what does he mean by he is helping her find a man
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@MartaaEle
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10 months
@TheSabiRadio A child will share their real life experience like this and someone will still come and say their mother put them up to it. You didn't live with them and have no single clue what happened there. Do you no how much this must have cost him?
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@MartaaEle
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10 months
Someone has been trying to hack me for the past five months and all I keep asking is, what exactly are you looking for? Lol
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@The_Itie Thank you ☺️
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@MartaaEle
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2 years
@lizorembo You are welcome! She is got foreign tongue. She doesn't understand yet.😆
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@MartaaEle
Martha the Essayist
2 months
I have been in only two relationships and my men have been sweet and kind to me. You will not see me making comments or dismissing other women when they are talking about their terrible experiences. Learn to not be dismissive of other people's experiences.
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
On this label conversation, once I ask and there is no clarity I put a friendship label to it. Oftentimes once you have to ask you can already tell you may not get a positive response, so save yourself the stress.
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@MartaaEle
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2 years
Eiiiii
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@devylawyer Thank you twinnie
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@MartaaEle
Martha the Essayist
1 year
I don't know if it's that some people don't have a sense of humor or they don't understand English Language.
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@MartaaEle
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2 years
@sike2yi You say wetin?
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@MartaaEle
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4 months
This is my default. But if you enter into my business, we shall swim in yours 🤣
@Lady_Na_Master
Allah mai Alheri
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Mind your business and your circumstances.
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@MartaaEle
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6 months
@_Delz_ Redeeming Love by Francine Rivers yeah? I have read that one. Will check the other two. Thank youu!
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9 months
Saka is so sharp. Can't find another word
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5 months
@Fejer_Official Work and chores 😫
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@MartaaEle
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5 months
A lot of work, little money, too much social media, too many opinions, lack of contextual discussions, shalipopi and Desmond Elliot
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Why is this generation so unhappy?
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@The_Itie Congratulations to the bride🎊
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@samadegoke_ My pleasure 😚
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2 years
@Fiifehan Love to see it!🤭
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@tulz_o @Oludeewon Thank you dear
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@MartaaEle
Martha the Essayist
4 months
If you have time to write out motivational quotes to your followers then you sure have time to have actual conversations with them rather conjecture unrelated points.
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@MartaaEle
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10 months
@Fejer_Official Why are you so pained? Goan do your own 😅
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2 years
@he_Waters Dm's open 🤝
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@Nnennahhh Mimi ☺️
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@Sanjay__AOT Happy Birthday Timileyin🎉
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