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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

2 years

God, what a night! Seriously that was one of the wildest New Year parties you can remember. You shake your head in disbelief. Rub your eyes. It still doesn’t seem enough so you rub your head and then shake your eyes.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Ah, now, hang on. Taskmaster is back on September 23 - the very day planned for the next outing of The House. We will therefore begin the next instalment of the dickabout at the earlier time of 7pm to avoid possible overlap with the popular TV gameshow.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

PS Jockeys news in the next 48 hours, eyes emoji.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

BREAKING: Join the storytelling adventure of the year. The Company is an online accessible interactive story, where your votes decide what happens. Shove January 21st 2023 into your calendars. Part of Access Comedy Festival. U+1F440

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

THE HOUSE returns September 23, 8pm. Free (obviously), fully online. More complex this time and more fun. Details will follow soon. #tuna

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

THAT'S. WHAT. HAPPENS. IN. THE. HOUSE. We will return in October.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The House will return extremely soon. It has been delayed a little by the surprising relocation of the house itself to south-eastern Australia. That's just what happens. It will be one day next week. Thank you! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

This is coming back soon, and this time, you are in a world of trouble. #yeswantknife

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Right, sorry. The second episode of The House has to be moved again. It will now be ****AT 8pm THIS FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24****. This is the definitive time. A Zoom link will appear here on the day. We repeat, this is the final change.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

The House: Spooky As Shit Halloween edition. Sunday, October 31. Halloween itself. 8pm. I cannot emphasise enough: this will be spooky. If you don't want to play a spooky game, this just isn't for you. I repeat. There will be a spooky tone to proceedings. See you there.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

We return on New Year's Day. This is the prologue to The Company, which will begin on January 21, as you know. It's a new story; no experience needed. Everyone welcome except pornbots. As usual, FREE but please sign up in advance:

THE COMPANY: PROLOGUE

The sequel to Mark Watson and Mat Ryer's cult 'The House'. Your new life starts here.

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Thanks for your interest in The Company. If you think you might be a good fit for us, please keep your eyes open for announcement regarding the first of January, 2023.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The House will return on THURSDAY APRIL 21 at 9pm, UK time (you don't want to know what time it is here). This will be the most demanding and spectacular episode yet. Thank you for your patience. That's just what is demanded by The House. x

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Really, this should be a formality. You're looking round a possible house for the Fringe. You'd have just taken it on spec, but the agent seemed very keen for you to see it. It's cheap, and the location is great. You're happy.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The House returns this WEDNESDAY, May 25th, at 9pm (it is unlikely to be quite as long as the last one). Free ticket link early next week. So casual, this announcement; just sneaked out in the middle of the day. That's just what happens in The House Admin Department.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

THE HOUSE EPISODE IV*: November 26, 8pm. You have no tuna any more. You are dealing with a part buried childhood memory. You robbed that man and maybe killed him. You are still trapped somewhere under Edinburgh. But at least it's not spooky this month. IS IT? *this means 4

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

👀

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

I do say this from time to time but it bears repeating: although I have been lucky enough to do 'cult-y' things before, like the long history of 24 hour shows, it's only since 2020 I realised an audience for THIS kind of madness existed, and you spur me on to still more...

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

MESSAGE FROM THE ETHER (Mark): thank you all for coming and I'm sorry it was slightly shambolic. I mean I always am, but more than usual. Entirely my fault not the fault of the team; I've just been a bit over-stretched. See you next time I hope. HA-HA-HA (that was a spooky laugh)

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

You are being asked to report to the airport at 8.30pm, UK time, this Saturday 25th March. A (free) ticket link will follow, as usual. Keep in mind you went to the airport last time but ended up on the Eurostar.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Well, a lot happened in The House in the end, didn't it. Thank you for joining in. It's been such fun to make. Yesterday's scenes, with an audience in a sweaty basement watching another audience spread around the world, were classic Fringe stuff and made me very happy.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

The House is made by me and @matryer , run by @AlexJPreston , @LianneCoop makes it happen, and it is a lengthy attempt to amuse disabled icon @CorryLReilly . Thanks for playing. We can already reveal the next one is FEBRUARY 28: four weeks from now. Hope to see you there.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The antepenultimate House will be on Friday, June 24th, at 9pm. There could be a clue in this actual tweet which you'll need to make a note of, but there might not. You know what happens in The House. Free ticket link mid-week.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Just to be clear about what happens in The House. You might have seen tickets are on sale for the final instalment, in Edinburgh, on August 10. This is not 'instead of' the usual Zoom. It will still be online as always. There's just a live show as WELL. Like the first one. Good!

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Tomorrow: The House MCLXVIIIIIII (Episode Seven). Might be a slightly later start than usual because of other things happening in The House (life). Ticket link in the morning, free as ever. Is this the month you escape?

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

4 months

That was The Company. You people have been amazing, thanks for supporting this.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

It felt like you were falling for a long, long time. But when you pick yourself up you're barely harmed. You take a moment to breathe. It's dark. And you still need to get out of here; you need that more than anything.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Your interview will be tomorrow at 6pm (UK time). Please wear smart/business dress. The Company is an equal opportunities employer and tickets are free, but need to be reserved below as usual. Zoom links sent out on the day. Good luck.

Mark Watson and Mat Ryer's THE COMPANY: Chapter I

The first chapter of the new interactive online adventure by Mark Watson and Mat Ryer. Please wear business dress and arrive promptly.

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

Thank you for playing The Company once again. It was written by Mark and Mat, hindered by Alex, and acted by Watson's family and friends. Mark played the drums very, very slowly. I think we need to focus on that. You solved a murder but facilitated another one.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The House is made by me, Mark, and @matryer . It is run by @AlexJPreston . It is in memory of @CorryLReilly although luckily she's alive. @LianneCoop keeps it afloat. The genie was Dinky Donk, also known as Owen Powell, not on Twitter, but I will forward your appreciation. Thanks!

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

The House Episode XI (this means six if you were born after Roman times): Monday January 31, 8pm. Christmas is over. Harsh reality returns. There will probably be some maths or anagrams. You still have a knife. See you there.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The House was, as usual, the work of @matryer , @AlexJPreston and me. Overseen by @LianneCoop for @ImpatientUK . Dedicated to @CorryLReilly . And fuelled by all of you. Thank you for playing. Nelson Mandela's penis! (By which I mean, wow, what cool people.)

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

You know what to do. Once IN The House, though, you will not know what to do. But you can guess. (It's free and online for full accessibility, as always. It just helps us doing it this way.)

MARK WATSON: THE HOUSE PART VII

An online interactive Choose Your Own Adventure-style quest.

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

A reminder that your latest misfortunes in The House will take place Thursday, April 21, at 9pm (UK). As always, free, but please sign up using the link that's in the bio. After that, let's all hope for the best.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Don’t miss out. Catch up here. Watch all previous episodes now. 👇👀

The Company: Catch Up

www.youtube.com

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Strange times for Twitter, and this project has been all housed ON Twitter, so, just in case: if you're not already, please sign up to my mailing list at (I don't send a tiresome amount of stuff). News on the sequel to The House: December 5.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Hello, everyone. This is, sort of, a computer game by Mark Watson and @matryer . Tomorrow the first chapter will play out, here (for everyone) and in Edinburgh (in a room).

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

For what is @watsoncomedian most likely to end up in prison?

Oopsy, Murder

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Lastly, an acknowledgement that I should have threaded these tweets together properly, but if you think everything normally goes neatly to plan in The House, then I really don't know what you've been doing for the past eleven months. Thank you, see you soon. (ENDS)

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

9 months

The Company asks you to report for work on the evening of December 20th. It is not yet clear how festive - if at all - your mission will be. There will be a free ticket link soon. At this time of year, we all love to be with friends and family, but it is not always possible.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

To be continued...

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Tonight, 7.30 for an 8pm start. Carriages: NEVER. That's just what happens in the House.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

8 months

Christmas Just Means You by The Caterers. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year with corporate indifference from The Company. [SOUND ON]

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

5 months

For your immediate attention.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Thank you, everyone. If anything, even more nonsense than usual. The final one (in July) is going to be fun and the finale will be - I think you can say this occasionally - MAD FUN. See you there. Thanks as always to @matryer @LianneCoop @CorryLReilly and myself.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

7 months

The Company would like you to be ready for work at 8.30pm this Wednesday, the 31st. You will not have to travel for this assignment; in fact, you should not leave your bed. Free ticket link soon. The Company hopes you are feeling reasonably well.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

To be continued in February...

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

You take it back inside. Sure enough: a creamy pink paste. Lucky Ruth talked you out of veganism. You eat. Mmmm. You mutter 'fucking delicious' but the word won't come out; maybe they're using the bleeped version. You feel good.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

It's today.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

The Company is pleased with your efforts in Monaco. As always, written by Watson, @matryer . @AlexJPreston the engine room. @MartMcDonald the visuals. An @ImpatientUK love project. Dedicated to @Corry . Paul played by @MisterABK . Bad Dogs songs written by Ryer/Watson in 1994.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

There we are. That's just what happens in the housekeeping. Mat and I will now take some time to work out what's next. But you know me well enough to know, SOMETHING will be. Thank you all, lots of love. MW. x

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The last-but-one instalment of The House will be on MONDAY JULY 25th at the earlier time of 6.30pm (for life reasons). There will be an Eventbrite link as usual for free tickets but, on the night, an optional Paypal for donations to something that came up last night. (1/4)

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Fair warning: tonight's The House could be a lengthy episode.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

This is the link for the last-but-one instalment of the oldest game in the world. Tickets are free but please register. It'll begin at 9pm but it would be worth logging on at ten to. Eyes emoji.

MARK WATSON: THE HOUSE PART X

An online interactive Choose Your Own Adventure-style quest.

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

(Yes sorry about Taskmaster but you can watch it straight afterwards because of modern times.)

The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The House will return on THURSDAY APRIL 21 at 9pm, UK time (you don't want to know what time it is here). This will be the most demanding and spectacular episode yet. Thank you for your patience. That's just what is demanded by The House. x

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

If you're still stuck in The House tonight, it would be great if you could 'buy' a ticket here. We'll then send out a Zoom link. Same procedure as Christmas. It is, of course, free.

MARK WATSON: THE HOUSE PART VI

An online interactive Choose Your Own Adventure-style quest.

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

A reminder: from last night, the tightest poll in the game's history.

The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

You feel nervous and excited all in one. You need to decompress. What do you do to wind down?

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

The Company informs you that this is the most ambitious episode ever of The Company or The House, and looks forward to seeing you at 8.30pm.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

CONTINUES IN JANUARY.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

And by the way, enormous thanks and love to @BelowTheLineHQ which has become something really special. See you next week for IL FINALE.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

To be continued…

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

10 months

For spooky reasons, the planned episode of The Company tomorrow has had to be moved to the evening of MONDAY NOVEMBER 6th. The Company apologises for this, but must emphasise the spookiness of the situation has made it unavoidable. A ticket link will follow today.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

MW: thank you for travelling through time with The House. Regulars, we love you; if it was your first time, I hope it made just enough sense. Thank you also for bearing with us during delays/bots. I didn't love that happening at 6am but we are where we are.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

But even as you inch forward trying to see what's in the darkness, the ground seems to give way beneath you. You scream. You're falling into nothing. This is the end, you think to yourself. But no. It's just the beginning.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

10 months

As we previously said. The Company looks forward to seeing you on Monday. You are valued, not disposable, not a mere pawn.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

We've been planning a fake 'you've died' moment for so long.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

You don't know everything about your new job yet, but it's pretty exciting. A fresh start in life. The reboot you've been waiting for. You can't wait to get going on February 26th, when you've been asked to report to the airport. But what's this? A message from Francine.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

10 months

The catch-up for August's live episode is here. Enormous credit to @AlexJPreston . The next chapter will be on November 1st, but we are waiting to receive confirmation of ticket arrangements. The Company loves you - some of you.

Mark Watson's The Company: CHAPTER VII - Company Away Day

This month, you're on a Company Away Day.The Company is the sequel to Mark Watson and Mat Ryer's cult interactive series 'The House'. Created by Mark Watson ...

www.youtube.com

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

It looks like you're going to the Honey Expo. Tickets, free as always, here. Sunday night 9pm (it's late because of Australian issues).

Mark Watson and Mat Ryer's THE COMPANY: Chapter IV

Online adventure game with Mark Watson. You’re going on a date to a honey expo #cliché

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Thank you for playing.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

You're getting to your feet, newly confident. There's a terrifying series of knocks on the door. Like someone trying to beat it down. Heart thumping. You go to the door. You know you have to open it. And you will. Just not... yet.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Hello. The final part of The House is, literally, tomorrow. You can still buy streaming tickets on the Monkey Barrel website - the deadline's 12 noon tomorrow. If you HAVE a ticket, you'll be sent a link before it starts. If you are in Edinburgh for it, see you there. Tuna emoji.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Side note: the entire year-long game is dedicated to my housebound hero @CorryShawComedy who is a stupid dick who is too poorly for me to see her as much as we used to.

The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

The House: Spooky As Shit Halloween edition. Sunday, October 31. Halloween itself. 8pm. I cannot emphasise enough: this will be spooky. If you don't want to play a spooky game, this just isn't for you. I repeat. There will be a spooky tone to proceedings. See you there.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

The Company confirms your invitation to the annual away day, in Edinburgh, on August 21. This will be a great chance to meet fellow employees, affirm your love for the organisation, and get into difficulties. It will be also streamed, as usual.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

The ticket link for tomorrow is now live. Tickets are free but, as always, we ask you to get one so we can monitor the possible appearance of miscreant bellends like last month - which is the sort of thing that does NOT happen in The House, thanks.

MARK WATSON: THE HOUSE PART IX

An online interactive Choose Your Own Adventure-style quest.

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Look, sometimes things do seem too much for you. There was the time you stormed out of an exam, there was that business with the cheese. But we know what you do in these situations: think of your happy place. Where is it again?

A nice beach

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My attic, can't say why

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France, like all of it

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I have no happy place

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

It really annoys me when people use company/show accounts to express their own personal opinions. Beans does not do the job of tomato, Alex.

Impatient Productions

@ImpatientUK

2 years

Breakfast thoughts:

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

The Company wants to apologise that there will be not be a mission in June. This is for your own safety, because we have concluded that you are in danger and need you to lie low pending the solution of the future-murder case you are currently involved in. (THREAD)

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

If you missed the second instalment of The House, you can catch up with the (lengthy) recording here. You need the following access code: nD+jD1=k Chapter three is tomorrow, at 8pm. In case this point has eluded anyone, it may be somewhat spooky.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

Thank you for playing The Company tonight. You go to bed, uneasily, a few miles outside Bristol in a comfortable-ass bed in which you nonetheless cannot sleep very well. Church bells going off every few minutes. Weird bird noises. Old-building noises.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

10 months

Well done, Bitchlegs. That was very fun. And I'm speaking as someone who decides exactly what is good on the internet.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

The Company would like to distance itself from any suggestion that it is a cult. Our legal department are reviewing this publication.

Impatient Productions

@ImpatientUK

1 year

Thanks for the s/o @chortle !

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Tonight's chapter is delayed until 8.30pm because of spooky shit (a difficult day). Please ready costumes. Just to say again, there may be a spooky dimension to things.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

Here is the link for free admission to your May assignment, which is on Saturday at 8.30pm (UK). You may be required to prevent a murder in the countryside. A map of the rural premises will appear here before the events of the evening.

Mark Watson and Mat Ryer's THE COMPANY: Chapter V

‘Monthly interactive storytelling show. Your votes decide what happens. This month all you know is you’re going to a beautiful county.’

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Thank you for playing.

The House Finale Credits

After 12 months we made it out! Thank you for your tuna, taramasalata and tears!

www.youtube.com

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

A reminder. Four hours till your return to hell. And by hell I mean a modestly diverting online game.

The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

If you're still stuck in The House tonight, it would be great if you could 'buy' a ticket here. We'll then send out a Zoom link. Same procedure as Christmas. It is, of course, free.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

The Company apologises but the live stream is not going to work and, in fact, the show is on the verge of cancellation. If it does go ahead we will put a full recording online as soon as possible. Sorry. Awful times here.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

A reminder: 7pm tonight. Eventbrite link in the pinned tweet (but it's free). A truly ambitious episode, this one. It might be worth researching northern Europe, 2000s indie music (as usual), and all other topics.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

It's Christmas: because that's just what happens in The House (as in many other parts of the world). Will be there be a festive miracle? Please pre-register here (free, as usual) and - horrible phrase - see you at 8pm.

MARK WATSON: THE HOUSE PART V

An online interactive Choose Your Own Adventure-style quest.

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

With the help of an 8-bit crystal ball, you finally quit your job. You know, the job where they make you say your name every time you take a step so they can track you 🙄 Using hand signals 🤚🤟👉🫳 and multitasking like never before, you are beckoned by The Company. Catch up

The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Don’t miss out. Catch up here. Watch all previous episodes now. 👇👀

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

You were watching The Company by Mark and @matryer . Song by Robert and the Very Bad Dogs. For more information on Creamed Canadian and future honey events keep an eye on @HoneyExpo23 . You have left things in a bad place with Camilla. Thank you @AlexJPreston and @MartMcDonald .

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

The next edition of The Company will take place THIS Saturday, the 20th, at 8.30pm. Link to follow (free). Catchup will be available before then. Your posting this month is to one of Britain's most beautiful counties.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Credits: thank you to guest stars @EleanorMorton @MisterABK @phlaimeaux @LouSanders : please check out their various works, online and on earth. These are astonishing talents. Also, please send best wishes to @phlaimeaux (D O'D) who is poorly down the road from me.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

6 months

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

HELLO. We had to increase the capacity. We've done that now, so everybody should be able to get in.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

Further credits (imagine Medieval voice if you want). The House is made by me, Mark, and @matryer . Technical SOS was provided by @AlexJPreston and was crucial this time. It is an @ImpatientUK production with @LianneCoop and the saga is dedicated to @CorryLReilly .

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

2 years

For foreseen reasons, Sunday's work assignment has moved to the later time of 7pm. Please wear exclusively red, black or yellow. Bonus credit for combinations of these colours. Remember your passport. We look forward to a valuable and enjoyable trip.

Mark Watson and Mat Ryer's THE COMPANY: Chapter II

Online adventure game with Mark Watson. This month, you are going on a business trip. Check-in begins at 6.30. Have your passport ready.

www.eventbrite.co.uk

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

1 year

A May date will be confirmed soon. The Company Live, August 21 at the Edinburgh Fringe, on sale shortly (links will appear here). It will be live-streamed as ever.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

The moment you pick it up, there are footsteps and a figure approaches you. He has a big coat on, which gives you hope HE has recently been outside in the world. 'Andrew?' 'Ah, you're already reading the i,' he says.

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The Company (by Mark Watson & Mat Ryer)

@MarkWatsonCo

3 years

Here’s the Zoom link for today’s performance of Mark Watson’s The House. Join us for free at 7:00pm -

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