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Mark Harrison

3 years

BBC news story. Man killed by shark in Sydney, they end the story with "the hunt for the shark continues" why it's done fuck all wrong. It was in the sea not a supermarket.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

When Bielsa leaves I'll probably sack football off. It'll never be this good again, don't even care that we lost. Best team to watch in English football by miles.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

Forget the football. One thing I think Bielsa brought to Leeds was how to be a decent person, lost in translation sometimes but you won't find a better man in life and definitely not in football. Gracias Marcelo.

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Mark Harrison

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3 years

Real men don't hit women, real men don't rape women and most importantly real men don't justify or make excuses or the scumbags who do. Some horrendous takes on here today.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

My heart says we’re by miles the best team in the league and we’re going up as champions. My head says calm down you stupid bastard one game at a time.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

I don’t care who Marcus Rashford plays for he’s a top bloke. He could sit on his arse and count his money but instead he knows what it’s like to be a kid with fuck all and wants to do something about it. Unlike any government who don’t give a shit.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

All fun and games until he bangs his head and dies. The lad in the glasses gets 10 year, all because some pissed/coked up knob head goes all Green Street trying to impress his mates. Fucking sad..

george

@StokeyyG2

2 years

Chelsea fan KNOCKED OUT…

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

6 years

This season ticket v match day fan bull shit needs to stop. A fan is a fan regardless of games attended/money spent. I’d renew me if we’re top or 15th that’s my business. Someone goes to 2 games that’s their business. It’s a fucking boring debate.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

1 year

Remember when we signed Mckennie and people claimed he was a box to box midfielder. The only boxes he goes between is a KFC box and a Pizza box. Fat lazy twat.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

I hope that police officer who pulled the trigger never has to buy a drink ever again. One less vile piece of shit to keep in prison. Well done Sir 👏👏👏

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

6 years

We should all download “ Fairytale of New York “ with the word Faggot in and make it Christmas no1. Just to piss off all the whining offended cunts who are ruining the world.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

I'll tell you what football is all about. I've had my seat in the South stand for knocking on 10 years. The people around me haven't changed. I've seen 2 young kids change into men. And seeing everyone today and catching up is football for me.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

When Kalvin speaks on the TV I feel like a proud dad. What a decent down to earth bloke. Proper love him man.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

11 months

"Far Right" if you object to kids being stabbed in broad daylight. Fuck off.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

Anyone else just feel a bit empty today?

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

Just a little reminder, nobody does any better with our squad than Bielsa. Is he always right ? No he isn't, but without him it's the Championship. Nobody can convince me otherwise, so don't try.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

If you get any sort of pleasure from someone losing a kid I hope something horrific happens to you. Lowest of the low behavior that.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

My daughter got A* A* A in her A levels. I know some will say the standard has been lowered but I also know how hard she's worked and motivated herself ,90% of the time at home. I couldn't be more proud of her 😚

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

Klich has done the right thing closing down his twitter. Some absolute cunts in our fan base, give an opinion all day long but don't @ players with abuse.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

Young women in front of me in the shop with 4 young kids. She had 2 tins of beans and a loaf of bread, her card got declined. So I paid for them, I hope these good deeds are remembered on the day of reckoning.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

I know we see it week in week out but what an advert for Leeds United on prime time tv. Fucking love it.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

God knows I’m not a Royalist or a Tory but if you have anything bad to say about the Queen or Boris you have no idea about being British or being a decent person.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

If you’ve replied to this tweet with anything other than sympathy and respect and I don’t say this lightly. Go support someone else because I don’t want to be associated with you.

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@andrearadri

5 years

So sad 😭 🙏 RIP Kobe, winning leader and loving example

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

1 year

Patrick Bamford returns from injury as Leeds United again fail to sign a new striker..

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

If Barca are determined to sign Raphinha I'd make them give us our Firpo money back before doing any business. We got fucking shafted there..

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

Bielsa has gone and isn't coming back. Ffs remember the good times and move on, just like Wilko DOL and Revie. Constant comparison isn't doing anybody any good. Btw we've been shite all season not just the last 5 games. There was no Bielsa ball.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

I’m lucky I’ve seen us play Liverpool loads of times including the 4 from Viduka. If you’ve only experienced shit owners/managers,players who couldn’t give a fuck and lower league football today is for you. Enjoy it regardless of the result. We’re back.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

Anyone fancy a road trip we can go pick him up.

Transferchanger

@TransferChanger

5 years

Leeds United have been offered Andre Gray on loan, with Watford wanting a £2m loan fee. (via Football Insider)

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

At least with Bielsa we were always in with a chance. We wouldn't score against these if we played till fucking midnight.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 months

I don't care what your political beliefs are. But someone getting 3 years over a SM post while actual nonces are walking around free, is absolutely fucking mental.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

Kalvin is off and Harry Gration has died. What a sad night for Yorkshire.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

I'll put it another way. If Leeds United said you could attend games but had to wear a mask, would you refuse to be awkward. No you fucking wouldn't so why do it at a supermarket.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

Against my better judgment I binge watched #TakeUsHome I’ve made 3 conclusions. Bielsa is the greatest person in world football,Victor Orta loves Leeds like we do and I love Kalvin Phillips like a son.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

1 year

If you clap any of these fuckers next Sunday, you should get a lifetime ban from Elland Road. They don't deserve anything except boos.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

If you think we'll win comfortably today and ease a bit of pressure on everyone, I'd say you've not been supporting Leeds very long. 😅

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

You can't keep selling memberships on the basis that you have a decent chance of getting a ticket when you don't. The number of tickets isn't going up, it's an absolute fucking scam, basically stealing £75 quid off people.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

There seems to be a lot of crying and wailing going on about London going into tier 3. Fucking suck it up like we have in the North. There is a world outside the M25.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

So we’ve got a centenary dinner not everyone can go to. A programme not everyone can own, now a £150 shirt but there’s only 1919 of them in one size. Is this a centenary or a fucking collectors fair. Those in charge should be ashamed and don’t even waste my time saying different

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

6 years

Aylings red won’t be overturned, that cunt won’t get in trouble for trying to headbutt Alioski, the Ref won’t be investigated but Pontus will get in lumber for swearing and criticising the Ref. Nailed on.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

If you have to wear a mask to go in a supermarket stop being an awkward cunt and just wear a mask. It really isn't difficult and if you can't wear one for health reasons I'd suggest avoiding the supermarket.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

I'll wish KP all the best and I'll follow his career especially when he plays for England, but when he steps foot onto the Elland Road turf in a Man City shirt he's the enemy. Sorry that's how it goes.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

6 years

Big fan of Klich fighting like fuck to get in the first team. That’s what we want and that’s the Leeds way. Try your best and fight for us we’ll love you to bits. Go on lad.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

The Season ticket argument in a nutshell. Take the last 8 seasons (£4000). 6 of them have been utter shite so don’t begrudge someone who’s paid for that an odd perk. Also don’t be jealous because you don’t have one now the going’s good.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

6 years

Anyone taking the piss out of Bielsa and his English why don’t you pop into the Peacock next game and demonstrate your fluent Spanish. At least he’s got the courtesy to try.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 months

The vast majority of all people just want to live in peace and safety. The government to have our best interests at heart. The Police to treat us all firmly but fairly. The media to be unbiased and tell both sides of the story. We're a fucking million miles away from that.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

Got my £96 season ticket refund this morning. The wife lost/had stolen the front door key so we had to have the lock changed. £100 my life summed up in one tweet. We then found the key between the fridge and washer ( don’t ask ).

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

If you don’t like the grey and pink away shirt ( I don’t either ) then don’t buy the fucking thing. It’s not compulsory

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

You can say what you want and I know I'm biased, but our armed forces are second to none when it comes to this kind of thing.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

I personally don't give a fuck if Bielsa goes to Everton and here's why. The board at Leeds United sacked him,he's a free agent who can work where he wants. He owes us fans nothing,he gave us his all while he was here.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

I was 33 when Leeds United got relegated from the Premier League and god knows we’ve had some shite since. I’m 50 in a few weeks and what a present it would be to get back up.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

I’m not saying it will happen but should “ behind closed doors games” become a thing. Let’s stand on Beeston Hill, Lowfields rd and Fullerton Park and sing our heads off. It’ll make the news if nowt else.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

That chance Bamford missed at the start of the first half a decent championship striker buries that and changes the game. If we don’t get a striker this month we’ll struggle to stay in the top 2. Don’t give me any horse shit about running about.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

Say what you want but his mum has just died. Took some stones to make that speech to millions without breaking down, fair play.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

Hands down they have better players than us. The only advantage we have is Elland Road, it needs to be hostile and full hatred how it always used to be. Come on Leeds.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

1 year

Sadly, I think that's us done. However, if we get rid of the 3 stooges, the shit manager and 90% of the players, we'll do OK in the Championship. I can't believe in 2 years they've destroyed everything Bielsa created. Fuck off Leeds.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 months

I've only seen little bits of Glastonbury so far. Does anyone else think Palestine Flags at a music festival is in bad taste ?

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 months

Common sense and not being offended by everything..

Knightmare

@KnightmareUK

2 months

Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

I couldn't give a fuck about the fans of those clubs, they've seen success and trophies (not you Spurs). If you want some fans to feel sorry for start with Bury.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

6 years

I’d rather Leeds United went bankrupt and folded for good than stand with grown adults singing “ mauled by the tigers “ and making those hand gestures. Most embarrassing thing in modern football atm.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

If you listen carefully you can hear the season ticket waiting list getting smaller and all the celebs binning the Leeds shirts they didn't even want.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

If you’re off work on full pay don’t dare moan about being bored.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

Getting a bit tired of people taking the piss out of Prince Philip. The man is almost 100 years old have some respect that could be your dad or grandad.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

Just got back from voting. Guess who I voted for THE NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS PARTY. Now can we all get back to talking about Leeds United winning the league.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 months

Fuck me, how boring are the can't get a ticket for Wembley tweets. Probably because you never go. It'll be a long week this.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

They'll be 1000s across the country sleeping rough tonight, while migrants are tucked up in hotels. Forget left and right and Gary fucking Lineker. If you don't think there's something very wrong about that, you're beyond help.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

When someone says something bad about Bielsa it's likely they've had a pop at you're family. I've never felt like that about a Leeds manager.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

50 today. Imagine being 50 in 2020 the worst year ever in many ways but also one of the best if you’re a Leeds fan. 😆

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

It's January 2020, you wake up with a headache a cough and a runny nose. You have a Beechams powder or a Lemsip and crack on with your day. Not now though it's a green light to take a test and have a week off work. Absolute bollocks now.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 months

I hope it works out for Phillips at Ipswich. Above all else, he's a Leeds lad. And a cracking fella.. good luck Kalvin..

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

Any other manager/man you might be concerned to read this. Not Bielsa not in a million years. It’s not his style that’s why I love him.

Express Sport

@DExpress_Sport

5 years

Man Utd tipped to raid Leeds United for Marcelo Bielsa and forget Mauricio Pochettino #MUFC #LUFC

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

No drug no sex no anything beats a last min winner inside Elland Road. Any fears I had about having a weak heart can be put to bed.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

Are we seriously expected to believe at 21:59 you’re completely safe from Covid in a pub but at 22.01 it’s deadly. And god help you if there’s 7 of you.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

7 months

I was born in 1970 and raised on a council estate in the North of England. In some ways times were hard. I lived my best life in the 90's before the world turned to shit. The 90's was the best decade in history in every possible way. I feel sorry for anyone born after.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

I'm gutted for Bamford but let's stop kidding ourselves, he's made out of biscuits. No way is he playing a full season. We need a proper striker ASAP.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

My dad would’ve been 100 years old tomorrow born 1919 the same year as Leeds United. Sadly as a rugby league man he didn’t share my love of football and called footballers “Poofs with long hair” god bless you dad. 😉

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

1 month

Making Bradford the city of culture for 2025 is like making Kabul the city of women's rights. Fucking laughable.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

8 months

You have to be a special kind of simpleton to turn up at Bamford's House over a missed penalty. Radz Orta and Marsch got us relegated not Bamford. Embarrassing football club at times, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

Full lockdown by the weekend nailed on. The public in general aren’t listening to advice and as usual the minority spoil it for the majority.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

If you played Subbuteo as a kid how much would you have wanted this 😍

djchrisburford

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5 years

Subbuteo is a game to be enjoyed by any age. My stadium is almost complete. #Subbuteo

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

2 years

If you're taking any kind of pleasure from an old lady being ill and potentially dying, you really are sick in the fucking head.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

Anyone going near the ground on match days should be banned or have their season ticket voided. Seriously don’t even consider it please. But we all know some will.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

6 years

Because Leeds are doing well we’re seeing people in the game with a genuine agenda against us. Not the football leagues corrupt bollocks. Ex pros and journalists who genuinely can’t stand it. If it wasn’t so sad it’d be funny.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

7 months

I really really really want us to win the league, but I'm not overly bothered about getting promoted. If that makes sense.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

5 years

@friendofjeremy People like you make me sick. Thankfully we’ll never have to rely on you to keep us safe.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

1 month

Can anyone tell why any MP earning 91k a year is getting energy bills or anything else paid for out of taxpayers' money? My household doesn't earn 91k, and we pay our own way. How is that even a thing ?

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

6 years

Let’s put the Sacko thing to bed. True story I once got a hole in one at golf. The very next day I missed the fucking green on the same hole. That lad is not good enough to play in England’s 2nd division and that’s that. And I’m shite at golf

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

Not a lot of point in losing your shit because some mush you hadn’t heard of 4 days ago failed a medical. Bielsa will get his man and if he doesn’t he’ll work with what he has.

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Mark Harrison

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6 years

Was just in McDonald’s at the top of the M606 a homeless lass was counting a few coins and obviously didn’t have enough to buy owt. People were moaning because she smelt so the wife bought her some breakfast. What a fucking society we live in.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

I'd never normally laugh at any football club facing extinction but from the bottom of my heart fuck Derby County and everyone connected with it.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

Cooper is a better defender than Lorente by a fucking mile. Never thought I'd say that.

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Mark Harrison

@MarkBHarrison1

3 years

@BarryWhitwell Usher the divers away from the area. It's the sharks home.

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Mark Harrison

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4 years

I've slated Bamford in the past but obviously Bielsa saw something in him. I see it now and it's not just goals it's everything else he does. A lazy No9 just doesn't work in that team.

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Mark Harrison

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9 months

Our country is on it's fucking arse. Nothing works properly, the NHS is useless, the Military underfunded. To name just 2. Why is my tax money being spent on a war that's fuck all to do with us. Sort our country out.

BBC Breaking News

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9 months

UK to give Ukraine £2.5bn in military support, its largest annual commitment since Russian invasion, PM Rishi Sunak says

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Mark Harrison

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4 years

One of my pet hates is litter louts. Local beauty spot is strewn with empty beer cans. No problem with people going on the piss but if you can carry a rake load of full cans why can’t you carry the empties home. Scruffy bastards.

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Mark Harrison

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2 years

Obviously happy we're signing new but I've got one question. Last January when we were in the shit why didn't the 49rs plough money into Bielsa a man who proved he get a tune out of any player. The cynic in me things they just wanted an American coach.

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Mark Harrison

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3 years

As a fit and healthy person I chose to have an experimental vaccine that made me ill. I did it to protect others, so if those people who refused it are now ill themselves fuck them. I literally couldn't give a flying fuck.

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Mark Harrison

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2 years

Fucking bin dippers whistling and booing over the national anthem.. cut the shithole loose and let it float into the Irish Sea. Scumbags.

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@MarkBHarrison1

4 years

Sausage egg chips and beans for tea. Rake load of bread. Proper northern working class tea that. I'm going in.

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Mark Harrison

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4 years

My beautiful wife turns 55 tomorrow she was 34 when I met her. Can't say we haven't had our troubles in those 21 years and I know I take the piss out of the daft stuff she says. But I'd be absolutely nothing without her.

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Mark Harrison

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3 months

Does anyone notice a theme here. Something doesn't suit them. They carry on until they get what they want.

Antifa Public Watch official

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ROCHDALE POLICE STATION NOW: a Muslim protester tells the community outside the police station “If we don’t get justice tomorrow then these mxxtherfxxkers are gunna get it” Shocking turn of events here in UK

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