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@Mariacustardo
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@nightshademagia Seeing disposable lithium is almost as infuriating as thinking about all the rare earth metals and steel that goes into cyber trucks
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@AnimeSerbia They even kept the artstyle in the actual game (ice champions)
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@StellaNoxEclair I thought they were being a little overcritical when I saw the example of the villains sitting on a cliff or something but wtf is this
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@KrisWolfheart Super smash bros manages to keep otherwise dead franchises at least somewhat known and black Adam felt dated when he was added
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@KrisWolfheart Whenever I hear people talk about how gaming is worse now, half the time it's just Triple A yearly franchises being worse
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@UltimaShadowX We tried fixing apples
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@JennyENicholson People keep talking about how your experience was in the minority like even a small chance of something this expensive being ruined due to technical issues is acceptable
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@Springtick380 @KZXcellent @StellaNoxEclair @CloutStrife1st This feels like the punchline in a comedy anime where a super serious seeming scene is playing before somebody turns on the light and its revealed to be a film they're making
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@53gaDr3amca5t If you showed the ship gacha game girls to the crew of the ships they were based on they would probably irrevocably change American comics
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@CharMayCry It’s one of the best all CG shows on television, so that puts it slightly above a mediocre anime
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@StellaNoxEclair Everything would be fixed if the eroge industry was revived
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@Aeyga_X @not_weav One often does meet his destiny on the road to avoid it
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@CharMayCry What’s the competition? Not much good All CG shows
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@LobefinnedAlex It's so surreal knowing that Japanese people know about the AVGN
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@KrisWolfheart No it’s more like if they put a battleborn character in smash. Tracer was relevant for years, which is years more than black Adam
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@sphecidwasp And vocally opposed to the idea that fucking yuri on ice was gay
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@drakengard_wiki I was playing this PC game that ran at like 3 fps per second and I had to plug in a PS4 controller to fix it It didn't even let you use a controller but it somehow worked and made it run like normal
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@Zm9yZ2V0bWVub3R @headfallsoff I wonder how different critikal’s channel will look with this
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@mommilph Who would win?
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@battleguitar What character was it about
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@Biterix121 He really is using “I play popular games” as a reason his company will be a good publisher
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I know it's common to make fun of this stuff, but this is like making a list of best rappers with only white people on it
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I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator, Raptor Boyfriend: A High School Romance, Hustle Cat, Jurassic Heart, Hatoful Boyfriend, Boyfriend Dungeon, Arcade Spirits, Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, Monster Prom and Doki Doki Literature Club.
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@Mariacustardo
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@allenvonghornet Why would anyone want to remove major social aspects of the social simulator that’s insane
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@envinyon I thought it would just be a small bit and work as a sidegrade but it just goes straight to "greatly reduce"
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@StyledApe @AnimeSerbia Catfished by a 13 year old. The weak “What?” after the kid admitted to it legitimately felt painful to hear
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@viperwave He should be forced to look at memes of himself while in prison
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@Nova_Scotia_Gov Holy shit that is a cool gummy
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Moron
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@xbcellen @FriskNT We need to save this game from the 3DS
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@manglegrove I will defend this decision if all disciplinary action is done via Winston phone calls
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@viperwave Him being mocked by a pedophile is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today
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@ashsorceress2 The funniest part is I actually believe he would
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@segasaturnhime Going off of what I recall from the strategy guide as a kid it had Korean mmo item upgrading Plus it might count the time needed to get DS WiFi working
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@TriggySama They didn’t even have to jump him. That’s just how kids look after a single day of existing in the film industry
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@MNateShyamalan Incorrect. He would been in the same room before the call starts
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@KrisWolfheart He’d fit right in
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@armormodechang Same with the “what if Simpsons Porn was illegal” comic
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@UnmitigatedEvil Unfortunately for her, Ike is gay
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@Hutch2MuchOwO And getting mad at him for calling it an ARG is really splitting hairs Like it’s a website where you search for clues to find things hidden inside it. That might not be a “true” arg, but who cares
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@regularaugust Why did he put Mickey here. At least with SU I can see some logic but what is he referencing with Mickey
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@retconhhh Videogame dubs are fine The Xenoblade people have funny accents
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@Win98Tech Gaze upon Disco Elysium 2’s future
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@EllieVioletta I see people being up how you shouldn’t judge people for jokes they made 20 years ago, but that doesn’t work when they still defend the jokes
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@KrisWolfheart Thats like a -2 from normal people
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@StellaNoxEclair All good games have this
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Say what you want about Matpat, but he was spot on here
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@cloudynyxx Otherwise you might find out you were tricked into liking something you like
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@Iuciferic And her response to finding out was "that means our relationship was special since birth" and she was happy about it
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@Win98Tech It's "shut up and stop complaining about how you can understand each other"
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@AsagiKurosagi I’ve seen gayer girls end up with men
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@HatokTalk I played league at the time, and it was even worse than it sounds He threw a massive tantrum because they refused to unban him for being popular, not even exaggerating he tried to use that as a justification
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@crescenswings People online seem to think the average adult will spontaneously combust at the sight of anything sexual
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@shinimomi They whitewashed a white guy
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@peppergamma @SpectralAurora_ He's going to send Toby fox to hell if he doesn't finish the game
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@MarcusMelatonin @Zm9yZ2V0bWVub3R @headfallsoff lol it’s completely different I get that clickbait works and you kinda have to play it but he doesn’t even try to convey what the video is about
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@HatokTalk I thought there might have been some language barrier or things taken out of context but they proudly proved the accusations were true
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@_claypot Also "He thought Trump would help America" does not make him look better
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@_claypot I wouldn’t go that far, TOTK is definitely technically impressive Even if it’s not impressive in a way a layman can appreciate and is jankier than BG3
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@ConfusedMonke10 Yuji Naka (Sonic guy who got arrested twice for insider trading) was mad at Naoto Ohshima (an old coworker who had helped make Sonic) so he photoshopped him out of this picture celebrating Nights
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@StellaNoxEclair Sorry, they heard people hate hallways so now everything will be a massive open field with a hallway's worth of content
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@ayyk92 Who made Peach Night? My bet is Kamek
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@53gaDr3amca5t That being said Palutena does have extreme lesbian energy purely because it would mean Pit would never get able to get with her and that’s funny
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@eevee Finding out Netflix bases their business decisions on what shows people fall asleep watching explains a lot
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@CocoRegardless @sphecidwasp I meant the theoretical women he was mad at
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@StellaNoxEclair Man people love breaking out the WW2 propaganda posters whenever people bring up Japan
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@StellaNoxEclair Did he just un milkshake duck himself on accident? This guy is operating on levels far beyond us
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@lumnic The only way it could get better is if it was 2024 and the Irish reunification happened
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@Lol8ball They didn’t even go “this sucks” or make any real criticism they just said they wanted Miura to suffer. Why should anyone give them the benefit of the doubt anyway
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@elfluvr9000 @HatokTalk @Josy_sunset If anything English had the easiest time with making good puns. Dungeons and Dishes was right there and they only had to change one word
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@Doofivirus My parents had a curved TV and I had to tell them that the edges of the screen were getting cropped off because of the shitty default setting
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@viperwave “How did you meet her?” “Online” “And am I supposed to know that?” “Yeah?”
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@_claypot And no allegations either
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@mouseofthestars @CharMayCry Valve being lazy is probably much better in the long run, even if it means no Half Life 3
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@MegaMaster1021 I like to think he was trying to say “killed” but couldn’t bring himself to say it out loud
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@TheNCSmaster Senseless cruelty will always be the funniest thing in cartoons
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@topherflorence That and Azumanga Daioh rewrote the minds of so many teenagers
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@Win98Tech Star Fox They have done it twice already, three times if you count the 3DS version Just make a new game with the same style as 64 without some stupid gimmick for the love of god
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@Lol8ball @KrisWolfheart The best part about modern YouTube reviews is how you can look at how they play and realize when they just suck at it
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@Lord_Mandalore Is the entire game like this or is it just a short segment with the entire joke being "look at how horrible this is"
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@notsoy25 @KrisWolfheart And while it didn’t always handle LGBT stuff the best, it’s significantly improved recently
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@davemakes In the same video where he specifically praised Hollow Knight, another Unity engine game
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@StellaNoxEclair This is the second time online I've seen somebody pull "this you?" with the sex offender registry
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@Lol8ball People act like it’s fine to insult people for liking a random rom com and it’s actually the fan’s fault for getting annoyed
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@KZXcellent @envinyon To be fair he had Tall in his name
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@KrisWolfheart @yuri_ordeste People meme about how nobody has heard of Oscar winners and how out of touch critics are, but that's a good thing You don't need an award show to say "movie everyone has seen is liked by a lot of people" It should be for highlighting good but relatively obscure stuff
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@Win98Tech It wasn't produced by a tiny team, it was produced by one guy with no money and 2003 technology
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@Theswweet The same as when they called sonic frontiers the worst 2022 game and the devs lazy hacks Bad faith
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@MadMuumagi @KrisWolfheart That should give them a baseline of competence in making games function. Combine that with Ryukishi on the creative side, they might make a pretty good game.
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@ploicky Wait a second, why is Mr. beast in the thumbnails instead of Scott…
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He seems to think schumps sell poorly due to time loop elements, like games in that genre with them that are extremely popular for the genre would explode in popularity without it
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@regularaugust This is the greatest profile ever made
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Left is a game he said sold poorly, right is his game. Notice something?
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@Lol8ball Finding out she isn’t some random nobody but theoretically has clout made the tweet so much worse like wtf does someone so fundamentally anti art have worthy of judging things
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@KrisWolfheart I thank him for making it 100 percent ethical to pirate everything he ever makes from now on
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@HazelMonforton The problem is finding one who won't approve it anyway
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@Lol8ball I love telling people where the Carameldansen dance is from
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