Today i walked into a grocery store & then saw that a smoothie cost $19 & then cried a little bit & then left the grocery store to go help my friends film tiktoks & then bumped into phoebe bridgers on my way out the door in case anyone was wondering what living in LA is like
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Literally what do i look like to you? A victoria secret angel?? Get this unflattering garbage as far away from me as scientifically feasible
Me every single morning after I hit snooze nine times refusing to do basic mathematics & ending up with 5 minutes to get my class that’s 10 minutes away
Alright now that i’ve got you angry let’s arrest Jonathan Mattingly, Brett Hankison, and Myles Cosgrove for murdering Breonna Taylor. This petition is almost to its goal of 10.5 million ‼️
I’m so glad UNL finally took its students’ safety into consideration & cancelled school it seriously would‘ve been so hazardous for me to walk to class!!!! ♥️
Snapchat be like 1 year ago today u loved this person and then 3 years ago today u loved this other person and then 4 years ago u were hideous and had no friends , enjoy xx have a good rest of ur day girl ! :)
Getting banned from tinder bc of guys who reported my account after getting mad that I didn’t respond to their messages is giving me war flashbacks to getting reported on club penguin for telling a guy I didn’t want to go back to his igloo :/ hard life out here for a woman!
Hi it’s National Eating Disorder Week and i wanted to drop in & say that eating disorders don’t have a size or shape or “look”. More ppl are struggling than you may realize. And if you’re struggling - give this week to yourself to eat without guilt. You deserve at least a week.
“All I want for christmas are FUZZY SOCKS!!!! <3” twitter has been awfully silent this season, they usually come out of hibernation right after halloween .... what are they planning this year .............
Holy shit my graphic is going viral on a completely different twitter acc maybe graphic design really is my passion .. hey guys it costs $0 to rt an artist 🙏🏼❤️
every middle school girl:
yeah?! WELL a bitch is
a female dog and dogs
bark and bark is on
trees and trees are in random
nature and nature is boy who
beautiful so THX for called them
calling me beautiful :-) a bitch:
An angel loses its wings every time a student on a field trip orders a frappucino & proceeds to hand me the $20 bill that their parents gave them to buy a meal with vitamins in it
We’ve been almost a year in this panny and y’all still have not learned how to increase your volume when ordering food ... speak up or starve i‘m tired
Fine I’ll say it... my dedication to the straw-less movement is motivated 90% by genuine environmental regard and 10% by my master plan to hide 1 plastic straw in my room until the day that all plastic straws are eradicated so I can make the ultimate “this is the last straw” joke
In this life, all i want is to find a love as strong as the sexual tension between all the popular kids from high school who still hang out all the time despite having nothing in common anymore
The number of steps involved in changing the time on non-clock appliances makes it feel like ur doing something illegal like why am i jailbreaking my microwave rn
The sexual tension between me & the person at the covid spit-test site telling me my spit is perfect ..... like um ok now my hands are sweating are we about to kiss rn
Male authors writing blonde women: she was golden & delicate .. stunning ... the type of beauty that’s almost too ethereal to look at ....
Male authors writing brunette women: she was mean & smart & no other men were interested in her but i’m not shallow so yeah i’d hit
Imitation isn’t the greatest form of flattery, the greatest form of flattery is nearly not being allowed to enter a country because u glowed up so hard that the border patrol officer thought u were using a fake passport
Trying to communicate with men feels exactly like when ur parent calls u from the other room and u repeatedly yell YEAH??? as u sit there short-circuiting in silence while they say absolutely nothing back