Husk: *very drunk at 7am*
Vaggie: why are you trashed
Husk: I’m drinking for two
Vaggie: you’re not pregnant and can’t drink when pregnant anyway??
Husk: I know, but Angel is pregnant and can’t drink so he’s sad about it. I’m taking one for the team.
Vaggie: way to go champ
Angel: I’m breaking up with you
Husk: nah
Angel: what do you mean nah?!
Husk: aye I’m making you a drink, what kind do you -
Angel: how does it feel to not have a boyfriend?
Husk: I wouldn’t know. Now what kind of drink you want?
@CrispyHawks
Hawks leaves the house tarred and feathered, a DUNCE cap glued to his head and Touya smiling brightly with a lollipop in his hand that his dad gave him bc he has a bag of candy stored specifically for Touya to make him stop crying in any given situation.
Shigaraki is always flipping through the Dabi’s sketchbook. It makes Enji jealous. Why can’t he see his eldest sons drawings? What’s so bad about them? Dabi never lets Enji see his sketches.
He finally swallows enough pride to ask Shigaraki what’s in that book since Dabi won’t.
My husband surprised me with the paperfeel screen protector for my iPad and I pumped out a quick
#huskerdust
doodle (you can’t tell me they wouldn’t go bar hopping as a date until one of em pukes, it’s just not canon to me)
@H0NEYFANGS
antis be like “I HATE U FUK U KYS” and I’m like “nah I just paired your favorite character w/their sibling and seeing you meltdown over it is hilarious”
Shigaraki doesn’t get along with his father in law, that’s obvious. They’re always staring each other down and establish dominance, which Tomura feels is ridiculous since Dabi is HIS husband, for fucks sake.
So today, he took it to a whole new level.
Open palm swat to Dabis butt+
@harpothemarx
you are a absolutely amazing human and mother and as a mother myself, I applaud and adore you. Fantastic job, so responsible with how you’re handling this.
Husk: Im headed out for your snacks. Call me for any emergencies.
Angel: ok husky, love you
Husk: love you too babe
Angel: *calls back 30 minutes later* you just seemed really off when you said that so are you gonna leave me or?
Husk: *standing in the ice cream isle sighing*
@ovo_crow
AFO: he was manipulative and conniving, I swear
5th: bro I literally saw a flashback of him saving like 4 kids you were trying to murder
AFO: *sobbing, remembering the ice cream he dropped when those kids bumped into him* nobody understands me
As deadpanned as ever, he looks up at his father in law and says “porn. and a lot of studies of my dick.”
Enji doesn’t leave his office that night, instead nursing a bottle of whisky and crying :,)
+when the white haired man brought him tea and a cookie he’d asked him to bake for him.
Enji had stood up immediately in tune with Dabi’s yelp of surprise.
“DONT YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON HIM” his father in law bellowed.
“HOW DO YOU THINK WE FUCK YOU STUPID OLD MAN? I TOUCH HIM.”
Dabi would be the one to cheat in order to get back at his partner and Overhaul would be the one who murders the poor piece of meat Dabi used before brutally fucking his stupid little slut of a arsonist face down in the mess he caused
Dabi: Kai can I have a gaging ring?
Overhaul: what?
Dabi: *flashes naked finger* I want a gaging ring
Overhaul, fully erect, advancing: okay, I can get you an engagement ring
@nonconskye
being able to separate fiction from reality is the difference between being a functional human being rather than being a Chris-Chan who legitimately thinks fiction is real😭😂🤷🏼♀️
getting told I deserved what I got in my childhood bc I’m writing a ValAngel fanfiction to cope with my own issues is pretty fucked up but it’s sad to say this isn’t the first time it’s happened lmao
Ex pro hero Touya AU where he was pressured into quitting his hero job to be Chisaki’s house husband/sugar baby so in order to get some excitement, he breaks out of the Yakuza base every once in a while and makes Kai chase him down for fun.
Apologies for uploading, deleting and reuploading this, but I did that thing where I added more and fixed things up a bit after posting 🤷🏼♀️
shout out to
@Laura19190444
for the Vox/Val comic that inspired this
I am drowning in
#huskerdust
and no one touch me, I love it here
I’m not gonna keep quiet about this. It’s crazy. Unfollow me if you support this because I’m furious about it. Minor or not: you are going to be held accountable for your actions. Your parents will also be getting involved.
I literally cannot actually understand how 20k people just randomly believed a 15yo illegally accessing porn art and claiming, BASED ON EVENTS THAT WERE DEPICTED IN A *DRAWING*, that the artist had ACTUALLY DONE THOSE THINGS. That HE DREW. THAT WERE DRAWINGS. THAT HE DREW.
Around the dinner table, Fuyumi was trying to make small talk with her brother in law. She asked Shigaraki, “so, when did you and Touya become a item?”
Tomura glances up and says “when I saw him and decided so.”
Fuyumi laughs nervously as Dabi nods and continues eating.
@skyebatungbakal
oh they’re doing something right, for sure. destroying their futures, any kind of self respect or respect for them in general, being a absolute embarrassment to their families and being overgrown bitch babies lmao they’re killing it when it comes to that
nobody talk to me bc I’m on cloud 9 living a dream
this gorgeous soft beautiful masterpiece is done by none other than the amazing artist herself
@RevonTheSimp
FOLLOW HER PAGE IMMEDIATELY FOR MORE
Shouto gives his big brother Dabi all the plushies and Dabi always complains he hates it but whenever Sho walks into his big bros room they’re all over his bed so neatly arranged 😭🙏❤️
@GojiraSpouse
This is exactly what’s wrong with all the antis. These kids are living in fiction and that’s why they truly believe it’s reality. They need help. They need serious help and behavioral assistance.
@lovegood_may
they aren’t even dating or sleeping together, Dabis been crashing there for like two weeks when he’s too fked up to walk back to the league
Shouto: I love my niisan, I’ll take care of him forever, he’s not dangerous but only I understand him 🥰
Dabi, three years into recovery, biting aggressively into the arm Shouto hugs him in: *homicidal growling noises*
Shouto: heeheehee my niisan is so sweet 🥰
@todosbakugou
Hawks is holding him down, spearing the trembling mess on his cock by the waist, his golden eyes sparkling as he’s smiling warmly and chuckling “well firefly, if you’d open your own eyes, you’d see mine have been glued to you since day one.”