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Non-binary, Ace, 35, just lurking 9-5, NSFW 🚫No Minors🚫, current fixation Hazbin Hotel #radiodust , latest WIP fic: Violent Delights & Violent Ends, link below

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Making a thread here for all the amazing illustrations @raymopon has done so far for our fanfic “Violent Delights & Violent Ends” ✨✨✨
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Lucifer: So, you’re dating my daughter… Vaggie: Yes, sir. Lucifer: Then there’s only one thing I can do… Vaggie: *nervous* Okay? Lucifer: Show you Charlie’s baby pictures! *conjures stacks of albums* Charlie: Dad! #chaggie
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Charlie: Mom, this is Vaggie, my girlfriend. Vaggie: Hi, Mrs. Morningstar, nice to meet you. Lilith: … Charlie: Mom-? Lilith: Claiming one of Heaven’s treasures, Charlie? Charlie/Vaggie: *sweating* Lilith: That’s my girl! Lucifer: *thumbs up* #chaggie #lucilith
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Charlie: Hey, Vaggie? Vaggie: Yeah? Charlie: If money is the root of all evil, why do humans ask for it in church? Vaggie: Honey, it’s three am. Charlie: Okay, okay, sorry, night. Vaggie: #chaggie #HazbinHotelCharlie #hazbinhotelvaggie
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Angel: Al, did you eat my dark chocolate?! Alastor: No, I detest sweets! Angel: It ain’t sweet! It’s bitter to hide the weed in it! Alastor: …Fuck. *1 hour later* Charlie: Angel, why are you petting Al? Angel: He’s high as a kite and bites if I stop. Alastor: #radiodust
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“Giant wives are the best wives” - Lucifer probably #HazbinHotelLilith #hazbinhotellucifer #Lucilith
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A reminder that Angel can wield what looks like two Tommy guns, two Kalashnikovs, and two assault rifles with minimal accuracy diminished due to recoil TLDR that 8 foot pornstar spider is absolutely shredded and no wilting damsel, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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I mean, can’t say I blame him ❤️‍🔥 #Lucilith #HazbinHotelLilith #HazbinHotelLucifer
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Alastor: *presses face into Angel’s back* Angel: *sighs* I’m still mad at you. Alastor: *sad whine* Angel: Really, how old are you? Alastor: *sad whine* Angel: Ugh, how the fuck is this workin’ on me? Alastor: *hopeful whine* Angel: Fine! *turns to hug Al* #radiodust
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Charlie: So…Vaggie…about those wings… Vaggie: Yeah? Charlie: I just…I was wondering if…maybe… Vaggie: You want to go flying don’t you? Charlie: OHMYGODYESCANWEGORIGHTNOWPLEASE?! Vaggie: Get your coat and meet me on the roof in five. Charlie: #chaggie
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I mean, he’s not wrong 🤷‍♀️ #radiodust
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Chapter 11 is posted, dear sinners, with illustrations by the lovely @raymopon #radiodust
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Calling all #radiodust fan artists, you know what to do 🫡
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normalize intimate male friendship.
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Alastor: You don’t like me do you? Fat Nuggets: *grunt grunt* Alastor: Now, there’s no need for such language. I propose a truce, on behalf of the man we both care for, thoughts? Fat Nuggets: *squeal* Alastor: I’m glad we could reach an understanding. Angel: #radiodust
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Alastor: Here, Mon Ange, your gift. Angel: Gift? My birthday was last- Alastor: My shoemaker is a demon, not a miracle worker. Hopefully, it’s worth the wait. Angel: *opens box* Oh, wow- *lifts one boot to see his toe pattern on the sole* Hey! We match! Alastor: #radiodust
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Angel: Okay, Smiles, what’s your thing? Alastor: My thing? Angel: Yeah, your thing. That one thing about yourself you hate but can’t change because Hell. Alastor: My eyes. Angel: Eh? Why? Alastor: They were the one thing my mother left me, and I lost them. Angel: #radiodust
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Charlie: Vaggie, you awake? Vaggie: I am now. Charlie: You ever wonder if our lives are a simulation being watched by extremely invested people we’ll never know? Vaggie: Charlie, Honey, please... Charlie: Right, too much, night! Vaggie: #chaggie #vaggiejustwantstosleep
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Vaggie: What is Angel eating? Charlie: Tiramisu. He lost a bet. Vaggie: So he gets dessert? Charlie: He bet Al he couldn’t make tiramisu from scratch. Vaggie: How does Angel lose exactly? Charlie: He can’t make sex jokes around Al for a month. Angel: Worth it! #radiodust
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@psychicpains This panel hit different 😭
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Alastor: Angel, breakfast! Angel: Al, I love you, but it’s too damn early for- Alastor: So you don’t want this croissant breakfast sandwich? Angel: …You bake the croissant? Alastor: Naturally! Angel: Give it here. Alastor: *kisses Angel* Happy Birthday, My April Fool.
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IM FINE
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Love you in every universe #radiodust #HazbinHotelFanart
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Alastor: Mon Ange… Angel: One sec, Smiles, I’m almost done with this- Alastor: But, I’m right here- Angel: And ya got my full attention when I’m done- Alastor: Angel…!😩 Angel: *laughing* For fuck’s sake, Al! Okay, okay! Alastor: #radiodust
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Alastor: I refuse to be bested by a pig! Angel: Sorry, Al, my lap is first come first served. Nuggets got here first. Alastor: Very well. One moment. *picks up Fat Nuggets* Angel: Al! Alastor: *sits on Angel’s lap then puts Nuggets on his* There. A compromise. #radiodust
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Chapter 12 is up, sinners! ✨Illustrations by @raymopon ❤️ #radiodust #radiodustfanfic
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Angel: Hey, guys! Look what Niffty left in my laundry! *spins wearing Alastor’s coat* Charlie: Angel, maybe don’t- Angel: Hey, I’m Alastor the Radio Demon! There’s a stick up my ass and not in a fun way! Charlie: Angel! Angel: He’s right behind me, isn’t he? #radiodust
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Lilith: Vaggie, a word please. Vaggie: Okay, what- Lilith: Let me be frank. My daughter loves you, but if you ever hurt- Vaggie: I’ll stop you right there. If you hurt Charlie, I will end you, Queen or no. Lilith: *smiles* Good. I’m glad we understand each other. #chaggie
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He did, but he likes making Angel sweat 🤣 #radiodust
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I commissioned @raymopon for Radiodust Gargoyles and they delivered! ✨✨👀👀 🌕🌕 #radiodust #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelangeldust
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Radio!Dust Kid: Daddy? Alastor: Hush, go back to sleep. Radio!Dust Kid: Were you checking for monsters? Alastor: Oh, Mon Faon, they wouldn’t dare come here. Radio!Dust Kid: You promise? Alastor: I promise. #radiodust
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Alastor: Charlie, I require your assistance. Charlie: Okay, what’s up? Alastor: Your courtship with Vaggie seems quite successful. I wish to pursue the same with Angel- Charlie: Al, it’s dating, not courting… Wait…Angel?! Alastor: Keep your voice down! Charlie: #radiodust
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Angel: Why do ya do that? Alastor: Do what, Mon Ange? Angel: Call me that, open doors for me, kiss my hand, all that stuff. Alastor: Would you rather I stop? Angel: What? No! I just- Alastor: I do these things because you are worthy of them. You disagree? Angel: #radiodust
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Vaggie: Alastor, why the fuck do you have a laser pointer? Alastor: Our dear Charlie asked me to look after an inebriated Angel, so that’s what I’m doing. Vaggie: How is that looking after- Oh my god. 😂 Alastor: Apparently, it works on spiders like cats- Angel: #radiodust
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Happy Pride, sinners! Chapter 13 is posted ✨ #radiodust Many thanks as always to @raymopon for their awesome art! 🥰
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Vaggie: So… Lucifer: So… Vaggie: Okay, I gotta ask, has Charlie always talked in her sleep? Lucifer: Oh, always! Just be happy she doesn’t sleepwalk anymore! Terrified her mother and I, and she’d end up in such unusual places. Vaggie: Yeah, that’s Charlie alright. #chaggie
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Alastor: Angel…a word, if you please. Angel: You want a ear rub again don’t ya- Alastor: Do keep your voice down! Angel: Ugh, fine, but you gotta pay for my time with this one, otherwise Val notices. C’mon- *5 minutes later in the Radio Tower* Alastor: *static* #radiodust
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Lucifer: Angel-? Angel: Oh, hey Short King. Lucifer: You’re too pretty to brood, what’s up? Angel: *sighs* Al and I fought. Prick won’t admit he gets jealous. Lucifer: Hm… *later* Alastor: Husk, have you seen Angel? Husk: Yeah, he’n Lucifer went out- Alastor: #radiodust
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Alastor: *drunk* Onward, my faithful steed, to the Hotel! *almost falls off Angel’s back* Angel: Al, I will drop ya if ya keep callin’ me that! Alastor: You enjoy being ridden, no? Angel: No, I ride! Not the otha way around! Alastor: Shall we switch then? Angel: #radiodust
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Vaggie: Do I wanna know why Al’s on the floor? Angel: Smiles bet me $100 I couldn’t take him on hand-to-hand with my “noodle arms.” Now where’s my money, Radio Demon?! Alastor: *raises hand with cash* Bravo, Angel, bravo. Vaggie: 🙄 You’re both idiots. *earlier* #radiodust
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Angel: Whatcha doin’ kiddo? Radiodust!Kid: *running around wearing Al’s jacket* I’m the Radio Demon! Angel: Is that so? C’mere! *scoops kid up and kisses their cheek* Radiodust!Kid: Pa! The Radio Demon is too big for kisses! Angel: Oh yeah? Radiodust!Kid: Yeah! #radiodust
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Alastor: Angel, darling, you can’t hide from your problems… Angel: #radiodust #spider
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Greetings sinners, Chapter 15 is posted ✨ #radiodust
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When your bf is busy and can’t pay attention to you so you make them pay attention 🤣 #radiodust
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Alastor: Blast, where is Niffty? Husk: Check the couch. Alastor *looks over at couch* How long have they been like that? Husk: Since Angel got back. She said “Angel feels dirty. I can’t clean it, but this helps.” Alastor: *watching Angel hug Niffty as they sleep* #radiodust
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Angel: Okay, I’m all gussied up, now tell me where you’re takin’ us. Alastor: Here, of course! Angel: …I mentioned wantin’ to eat here once like a month ago. You remembered? Alastor: My apologies, their waitlist made no exceptions and- Angel: *kisses Al hard* #radiodust
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Alastor: Angel, we’re going to be late! Angel: I thought you didn’t give a shit ‘bout these Overlord dinners? Why not be late? Alastor: There’s fashionable and there’s disresp- *sees what Angel is wearing* Alastor: Nevermind. Angel: What? But you- *Al pounces* Oh! #radiodust
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I wonder if Al’s shadow just decides it’ll stick close if it likes somebody… Alastor: Angel, have you seen- Angel: *Al’s shadow wrapped around him like a blanket* Your shadow? Yeah, I fuckin’ have. Little help?! Alastor: Alright, leave Angel alone- Al’s Shadow: #radiodust
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Charlie: Angel, I know you’re getting us free drinks, but maybe lay off the flirting a little? Al’s ready to rip this place apart- Angel: It was his idea! Charlie: Yeah, I don’t think he expected to get jealous- Angel: Oh, cmon, like Smiles would- Oh. Alastor: #radiodust
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Alastor: *ear twitches as Angel leans over the couch and traces it with a finger* Angel, I’m reading. Angel: I know. *traces other ear* Alastor: *ear twitches* You’re playing with fire, Darling. Angel: Hehe, oh yeah? *blows air on Al’s ears* Alastor: That’s it! #radiodust
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Radiodust!Kid: Pa! Help! He’s afta me! Angel: What? *sees Al round the corner on all fours* Uh-uh, sorry, kiddo, you’re on ya own! Radiodust!Kid: But Pa-! Alastor: *pounces* Gotcha! Face my wrath, spawn! Angel: *takes video* #radiodust
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Angel: Smiles, do you think I’m here ‘cause of- well- Alastor: You prefer the company of men? Angel: Yeah. Alastor: You were born to an organized crime family, Angel. I highly doubt your most grievous of sins include love. Angel: … Alastor: Oh, Mon Ange- Angel: #radiodust
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Vaggie: Oh my god. 😳 Alastor: *on the couch with a sleeping Angel’s head on his lap* Shhh! Vaggie: Alastor, what the fuck- Alastor: He won’t remember this, and *you* won’t tell him. Vaggie: But why- Alastor: We all have our soft spots, my dear, he’s mine. #radiodust
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Angel: Smiles, where’s my guns? Alastor: Oh no! We are going out! Angel: Cherri’s in danger! Alastor: My evening’s in danger! Angel: It’s for the greater good! Alastor: Greater good? I’m your husband, I’m the greatest good you are ever going to get! #radiodust #incredibles
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I say go for it 😂 #radiodust
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Vaggie: So, you’re actually secure enough to be okay with other guys flirting with Angel? Alastor: Of course! It’s frivolous fun after all! Vaggie: Oh? Because there’s another deer demon offering to buy him a drink at the bar… Alastor: #radiodust
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Angel: Al, ya know it’s okay to ask for help… Alastor: *trying to reach something on a very tall shelf* I. Would. Rather. Die! Angel: #radiodust
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Alastor: Alright, Mon Faon, charge when you’re ready- Angel: Al- Alastor: They asked for training. You know I can’t deny them anything. RD!Kid: Yeah, Pa, I wanna get stronger like you and Daddy! Angel: *sigh* Fine *watches* Omfg 🤣 Alastor & RD!Kid: #radiodust #radiodustkid
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Alastor: If anyone sees us, you will pay. Angel: *carrying Al upstairs* Pfft, I’m not the one drinkin’ too much at the Grand Reopenin’. Not my fault you’re as steady on ya feet as a baby deer! Alastor: That’s it! Let me go! Angel: Fine, have at it! 😏 Alastor: #radiodust
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Alastor: *appears from the bathroom soaked* Bath time is now your responsibility! Angel: Rough bath night? 🤣 Alastor: Go ask your spawn! *earlier with Radiodust!Kid* #radiodust
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Angel: Where’dya learn to play piano anyways? Alastor: My mother. Angel: Shit, sorry- Alastor: It’s alright. She played for the church. I wasn’t enamored with the place, imagine that, but when she played? Magic. Angel: Must run in the family. Alastor: Perhaps. #radiodust
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Charlie: Angel! Where’ve you been?! Angel: Huh? I told ya I had to help Cherri today. Charlie: Shit, I forgot. Why didn’t you tell Al?! Angel: I thought I- Shit. This is why he needs a phone! Where is he? Vaggie: Rampaging toward the Vees’ Tower looking for you. #Radiodust
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Angel: There you are! Why the fuc- Alastor: *yanks Angel inside closet* Keep your voice down! Angel: Haven’t been inna closet in decades. Wanna mess around? 😏 Alastor: I hide snacks from our spawn in here. Angel: You got licorice? Alastor: Yes…😒 Angel: Gimme! #radiodust
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*bellowing roar in the hotel* Angel: WHAT THE FUCK?! Husk: Heh, I forgot, he does that this time of year. Angel: What?! Who?! Why?! Husk: You playin’ fuckin’ Clue? I mean, Alastor. Angel: 🤨 Husk: It’s a matin’ call. Guess his deer side gets horny. Angel: 😳 #radiodust
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Alastor: Don’t worry, Mon Ange, we’ll work on their aim! Angel: 😳😑 #radiodust #radiodustkid
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Radiodust!Kid: Pa, did you fall in love with Daddy first? Angel: I did kiddo, but ya know what? Radiodust!Kid: What? Angel: Your Daddy fell harder. Right, Smiles? Alastor: Any interesting way of saying you bewitched me, Mon Ange. #radiodust
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Angel: *sees his mate and kid making faces in a mirror* Do I even wanna know? Radio!Dust Kid: Daddy’s showin’ me howtah growl like him! Angel: Really, Al? They’re five! Alastor: No time like the present! Go on, Mon Faon, show Pa what you’ve learned. Radiodust!Kid: #radiodust
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Angel: Psst, Smiles, I need your help with a prank! Alastor: And why would I help? Angel: Because I’m pranking Husker. Alastor: I’m in. Angel: Great! Can your shadow pick me up? *later* Husker: *hungover* #radiodust #spider
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Alastor: Mon Ange, time for bed- Angel: Mmm, 5 more minutes- Alastor: Angel, my neck will get a crink if we sleep on this couch. Angel: Al, you can rotate ya head 180 degrees. Alastor: Fine, Lucifer made this couch and I refuse to sleep on it. Angel: There it is. #radiodust
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Angel: I’m goin’ to the store, need anythin’? Alastor: I’m fine, Mon Ange. *Later* Angel: Here, hon, got you those lady fingers you like- Alastor: But I didn’t need- Angel: I know, I wanted to get ya somethin’ anyways. *smooches Al’s head* Alastor: #radiodust
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Husker: Long night? Angel: You talkin’ to me or Smiles? Husker: Both of ya. Since I assume you were together- Alastor: Ha! Husker, my good fellow, we were not- Husker: You’re wearin’ each other’s bow ties. Angel/Alastor: #radiodust
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Angel: *holding Demon!Alastor’s face and smooshing it with hands* Bloopbloopbloopbloop! Charlie: Angel! Angel: What?! Charlie: That is a- That is a predator! Angel: He’s not a predator! Charlie: What are you-? Angel: We’re bloopin’! Bloopbloopbloopbloop! #meme #radiodust
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All spiders can spin webs, so sometimes I think what if Angel can and uses it to make a point like a Rated-R “Charlotte’s Web” 🤣 Husker: You piss off Angel lately? Alastor: Perhaps, why? Husker: *points up to above the bar to the webbing reading: “AL FUCK U” #radiodust
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Hope you don’t mind Scratch, I was inspired 🥰 Angel: Smiles, it’s hotter than Satan’s ballsack out here, just take the damn popsicle- Alastor: No, thank you. Angel: 🙄 *sits* Fine, dibs then! *takes a bite* Alastor: Dibs as well- Angel: On wha-? Alastor: #radiodust
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Angel: Ya ever notice that Smiles never runs anywhere? He always does that shadow thing if he’s in a hurry. Niffty: Hehe! I know why! Husker: Niffty… Niffty: Veegle search a deer running on your phone! Angel: *searches* Oh my god- 🤣🤣🤣 #radiodust
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Don’t try him when it comes to Smiles #radiodust
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Angel knows what he’s getting into 😂 #radiodust
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Alastor: Niffty, by chance do you know where Angel buys his makeup? Niffty; Of course! But why, sir? Alastor: I…might have been borrowing some, permanently, and I think he’s starting to noti- Angel: *upstairs* WHO THE FUCK KEEPS STEALIN’ MY MAKEUP?! Alastor: #radiodust
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Husker: Alastor do the tongue thing around you yet? Angel: Tongue thing? Smiles has a tongue thing? I wanna know about the tongue thing! Husker: 😏 Oh, you’ll see it eventually. *later Angel walks into the kitchen and spots Al making dinner* Angel: 😳 Alastor: #radiodust
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Uno Follow Up 🤣 Angel: You still not gonna talk to me? Alastor: … Angel: Oh c’mon Al, it was a game! Alastor: … Angel: What’s it gonna take, 10 minutes of ear scratches? Alastor: 30 or no deal. Angel: 20 final offer. Alastor: Done. #radiodust
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Angel: They asked about your ma, again. Alastor: Was that a question? Angel: Nope. Last time they asked ya got all moody and watched over’um sleepin’ too. Come to bed, Smiles. Alastor: I will, one moment. *nuzzles spawn’s head* I wish you could know her, Mon Faon. #radiodust
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Alastor: Angel, Mon Ange, Anthony, love of my afterlife, if you do not stop putting your cold feet on my back in bed, I will stab you. Angel: Not my fault you’re so warm! Alastor: But it’s your fault I’m cold! #radiodust
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Post the 5/10 Drink Night #radiodust Angel: Mornin’ sleepyhead, time to get that fine ass outta bed! Alastor: No. Angel: What? You rememberin’ tryin’ to strip at the bar? Alastor: Please tell me you’re joking. Angel: Nope. You were gonna prove how you “pulled” me. Alastor:
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Niffty made the write-in cards 🤣 #radiodust
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4 months
Angel: Why are rolled up shirt sleeves so sexy?! Look at this guy! *shows Vaggie his phone* Vaggie: The arm muscles are emphasized while showing they’re ready to work hard or fight. Angel: Fuck. Yes! *later* Angel: Hey, Smiles… *sees Al- no coat, sleeves rolled* #radiodust
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Angel: Hey, babe. I met a guy today. He was really handsome and I think I’m in love with him. His name is Rodger. Alastor: *sigh* Show me the pig. Angel: *excitedly shows pictures of a new friend for Fat Nuggets* #radiodust #meme #couplesmeme
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Angel: Alright, two truths and a lie! Let’s hear yours, Smiles! Alastor: Hm. I actually considered your offer when we first met, I prefer venison, and I like modern jazz. Angel: Oh that’s easy! The first one! Alastor: Ha! Then you’d be wrong. Angel: Wait…what?! 😳 #radiodust
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Angel: Hey handsome, come here often? Alastor: To our room? Angel: We really gotta work on your role-playin’, Smiles, c’mere- *pulls him close for a deep kiss* Radiodust!Kid: *from their room* Pa! Pa! Alastor: *groans* Now I know why lions eat their young. Angel: #radiodust
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Alastor: Mon Ange, how much have you had to drink? Angel: I’m really nice! Please don’t squish me! Alastor: Alright, time for bed. *picks up Angel* Angel: So you’re not gonna squish me? Alastor *sigh* No, Angel. Angel: Thanks, Smiles, you’re the best. 🥺 #radiodust
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Angel: Smiles! There ya are! I’ve been lookin’ everywhere for ya, babe! *pulls Al close and whispers* Please play a long, this asshole won’t take a hint! Alastor: My apologies, Mon Ange. And it seems you have a tag along. Go on, shoo- Demon: But I was-! Alastor: #radiodust
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If you live around deer, you know, they can/will eat any kind of plant. Angel: Al, ya know I saw ya- Alastor: I don’t know what- Angel: You ate Charlie’s flowers. I got video. Alastor: …And your price? Angel: Dinner, at 8, my choice. Alastor: Done. The video: #radiodust
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Angel: Al, c’mon, at least act excited. We only got to come here ‘cause’uh Charlie and- Alastor: Her father. 😒 Angel: Alastor Orville, enough. Alastor: Fine, Anthony Giuseppe. Radiodust!Kid: Let’s go on the devil duck ride next! Angel: *elbows Al* Alastor: #radiodust
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Alastor: Angel, a little help, please! Angel: Al, what’s wrong?- Ohmygod! 🥹 *takes pic* Alastor: *stuck with a sleeping Nuggets on his lap* Not helping, Angel! Angel: Just get up! Alastor: But that would wake him! Angel: Oh, Al, ya big softie. Alastor: I am not! #radiodust
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Angel: *walks in a bloody mess with two barbed wire wrapped bats in hand* Phew! Traffic’s murder! Alastor: Marry me. Angel: Huh? Alastor: Dear me, you’re a mess! Angel: The blood ain’t mine! Alastor: Even better. Angel: Eh? Alastor: You’d better bathe! Angel: #radiodust
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Angel: Ya really had no idea that guy was flirtin’ with ya? Alastor: Why would I? Angel: Jesus Harold Christ on a crutch, Al! Alastor: How is that biblical accura- *Angel kisses him* Angel: Dunno how I got the dumb, pretty one, but I’ll take it. Alastor: Pardon?! #radiodust
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Alastor: Unhand me, you wretch! Angel: Smiles, you grabbed me! How many have you had?! Alastor: 5? No, 10? None of your concern! I’ll have you know my lover will not appreciate you harassing me! Angel: Al, I’m your lover. Alastor: Angel! There you are! Angel: #radiodust
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Angel: Hey, Smiles, I found these necklaces for us. They’re antlers that make a heart when you put them together. Alastor: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person... Angel: You don’t have to wear it. Alastor: No, I’m going wear it. Forever. Back off. #radiodust #bobsburgers
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