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John_Rupert

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8 months

@jwaizen And a dark skin one. No shade to my light skin girls, but dark skin.

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@Zamikhiya_Jiki @Mpendulo_teb It should be called the subtle art of marketing. Cause how does a terrible book become a best seller

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@Hov_D1d Don't feel bad. No one knows everything in life. If you're not selling/buying cars for a living. There's no real reason why you should know the difference between 7.5s and TFrs

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9 months

@Boet_Themba There's nothing wrong with this commentary.

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5 months

@lindz_malindz Nah she must confess. Lying about knowing the cousin is a red flag. Of she doesn't come clean, leave. A person who can't live up to her past can't be trusted.

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@ujessiica And he wasn't lying

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8 months

@MsaMkhize_ The fact that they call them Amapiano. "Ama" being a South African word 🤣

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John_Rupert

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8 months

This guy ayina Genge man 💔. Who is he going to chaw all of his Jeyes fluid and handy andy money with. For his age, Sundays should be for hangover and farmers market with igenge. Emphasis on with igenge.

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10 months

@_StormHaze You smart!!

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7 months

Lord. Save my marriage from the devil

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9 months

@_mainelane He's been grinding for years though.

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11 months

@tshoaniiey_m Skomota is getting bums every weekend. SA women are not looking for looks. They are looking for bank.

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9 months

@robertmarawa Adv Dali Mpofu has entered the chat room 🤣

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11 months

@0megaBoya @ChrisExcel102 I was called a weirdo when I asked this simple question.

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8 months

@Zakhele Imagine defending people who call you broke, useless, good for nothing, fat, broke, everytime they get.

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@Malume_J_Rupert

10 months

@SizweDhlomo More like, if I fill up your cup and you fill up the next person's cup, if we continue doing that, eventually all our cups will be filled.

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9 months

History matters to men with little egoes. And if that's the majority of SA, I'm worried about the future of this country. No wonder men are not getting married and we are forced to raised other man's kids. Cause their "dad's" are little boys who are worried about their little

Vusi.Mz🦉

@YouDunnoVusi

9 months

She literally proved all those broers right 😭😭😭🤦🏾‍♂️ Your past will always matter unfortunately okes be it 2 or 20 years Oksalyo that shit sticks with you

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8 months

@jdest213 @jwaizen No one said they not 🤷‍♂️

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9 months

@Thisthat_Acadmy If the floods persist in that province, soon the government is going to aks them to leave and find refuge in other provinces. We'll see who will be called Amashangane now

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9 months

@Sicelo_11 Bookmark this. If there's no other lawyer in the family. Please ask her to study very hard cause her entire future in law depends on those first year results. In December, she must apply for vacation work in the top 5 law firms in the country. If her marks are good, she will

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7 months

@geeuniittt What has she influenced you to buy recently? Let's start there. Then we can talk about her affordability.

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John_Rupert

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9 months

@Kgopotso_Pule What is his side of the story. This thing of drawing conclusions based on allegations make by a bitter ex wife is wrong. Why would her lawyers and publicists be mad at her if these are true?

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10 months

@hlulanimanyike @cerseista Do you believe in science? If you do, let me let you in on a secret. Men, like all other mammals. Are animals. Their immidiate feelings and hormones makes them do barbaric things. Things they regret "sometimes" as soon as the hormones balance. Hunger, lust, anger, excitement,

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8 months

@clutchness216 @jwaizen I apologized before I became one. So doesn't count.

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8 months

@Bonisile_RMS @Emma_Modiko You are still defending the same people who were dragging you when you were trending. These huns you are defending did not defend you, as such we see you an abusive simp. Good for nothing fake person.

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John_Rupert

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10 months

@kwets11 It's possible. Cause rent, car, petrol, food, entertainment, black tax, dischem, Netflix, etc is covered by heists and stuff

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

6 months

@lavidaNOTA You give yourself too much credit. List the names of these people you signed. Let's compare apples with apples.

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

5 months

@lindz_malindz Take ur kid to uGogo, and deal with ur wife. Confess to fraud, and take a plea deal to be a state witness. Testify against her. She will get at least 6 years. Take her job, clearly you can do it if you wrote all of those for her. After, fetch ur daughter. This is a 2 year plan

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

8 months

@PostiveImpact89 @ThisIsColbert There are three things you can't burn no matter how angry you are. 1. Money, 2. The RSA flag, 3. Someone's home.

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9 months

@blythlie @sanelenkosix Tuu. It's as if this guy is holding a firearm to her head

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8 months

@hlovo_ Cook brother cook There's four days left

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9 months

@ohyessratii @iluvhotnoodles She's just dancing though. How can someone expressing happiness and joy be seen as dumb. Hay bafethu niyathakatha.

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

8 months

Heman, I can't be the only one who always asks myself ukuba Nina niythathaphi imali? Cause you cannot buy these with a salary of R25k p/m, but on the same breath, a salary of R25k per month is 8% of top earners in South Africa.

DON SOH✨

@ndinguSonke

8 months

my best one yet ♥️✨

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10 months

@_slickwench @SilumaKhanya You're smart... You can't as a brand with a marketing budget use Sis Maria's content for free. It's the right thing to do. We didn't say legal thing to do. If they like the content, at least give him something. Even Nando's for Christmas would do.

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7 months

@bysosa_ What if I don't want her from the start. You can't time love. Chicks must he respectful and know that men have feelings too. You can't be a great person and expect me to be a robot.

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9 months

@PortiaMoemedi @Boet_Themba I was waiting for the M word. Or the K word. Nix. They kept referring to them as people.

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10 months

@luvlesedi @hlulanimanyike @cerseista I didn't trust you to understand the use of men vs man in my statement.

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6 months

@ponalo_ Nah fam. Not the vessel of Christ.

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8 months

@TwaRSA26 @KingNema_Jnr You didn't ask these questions to Mr Mangosuthu Buthelezi

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@Malume_J_Rupert

9 months

@mr_sxllo @yomgqashiyo On what grounds?

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9 months

@PortiaMoemedi @Boet_Themba I hate slow drivers. I can't imagine slow drivers saying, Black people hate us. This was rediculing people were willing to stand on long lines, congested places, etc, while paying a premium price. It happened to be a few white people, and a lot of blacks, and some Indians in a

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@Malume_J_Rupert

11 months

@Motherboarddoc1 @Gert_LeNinja Work hard mfanaka. You will collect the ones that like things.

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10 months

@LungelwaPuzi If there was a body competition, you'd take 1st prize 🏆

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8 months

At every opportunity presented, trust our huns to bash us.

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8 months

@BLLW78 You can't post things to the public, and be mad when the public forms and opinion. You twitter people is where the plot dribbles you. If it's in public, it's my business. If you don't like my comment. Block me!

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9 months

@ohyessratii @iluvhotnoodles That's called racism. But I'm not God, so I won't judge you.

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9 months

@DKNMOHAMMED Bathini? Cause Ramaphosa is saying the truth. The DA has been saying for years that our Sassa bill is unsustainable. I'm sure they can't wait to scrap it.

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6 months

@MzwaneleManyi Port Alfred. Should I send you my bank account so that you can deposit that 50 marks?

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

8 months

Get yourself a beautiful teacher and settle down gents.

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8 months

A tired hun.🥺

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10 months

@DonMasakala @Sigujana_ZA You think she has a stinky attitude? I doubt. She has friends moss, they wouldn't tolerate her stinky attitude. I don't know her so its hard to judge, but I'm guessing she's trying to find a guy that earns close to what she makes or better. If she's already in the 1%, which is

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10 months

@DALiii_Danger Takes 3 to 4 business days 🤣

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10 months

@yongy094 U meet inyoni while drunk, and they keep you drunk as long as they can so that you don't notice ubunyoni.

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6 months

I can do a poll right now, there's no straight guy that appreciates flowers. Never. Never. Never. This guy is gay.

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1 year

@mihletshemese When it comes to type, I didn't think men who pref slim chicks hate on thick women. It's not competition. Thick chicks just need to live with it. We not saying you are ugly or we won't fuck you. We just fetish slim chicks.

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6 months

@just_unothiii Not suprised. Siyacela sisishumane that should have never gotten married

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John_Rupert

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10 months

@mckobola Did it start out as non-attraction, then moved to attraction? I'm trying to figure out whether women reject us bec they are not attracted to us or due to other reasons.

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9 months

@Hoehannesburg @Boet_Themba Look, I'm not saying they are not rediculing them. They are. But it's not based on the colour of their skin.

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@Malume_J_Rupert

8 months

@itsjustabulele @KeletsoMss I hope you took his number, and please tell him to take time off cricket. This man is the best fast bowler in the world. But they over play him, so when it's time to perform at his best, he is tired. He needs at least a year off cricket, just chilling and doing yoga.

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@Malume_J_Rupert

10 months

@lightupastate Look I'm not saying this guy will eventually be found not guilty or he did not do it. But as a sound minded human being, when a loved one is "accused" emphasis on accused. You ask them privately, did you do it? Depending on their answer, you decide how to support them. You don't

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

10 months

Niyam xakekisa uGod kodwa. Now he must be busy finding you a rich boyfriend while people need his help in Gaza

insizwa nsi

@AdvKindness

10 months

Whatever Sithelo Shozi said in her prayers, copy and paste, Amen. 😭🙏🏿

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10 months

@mckobola Askies awsi. Just that I'm a student of attraction

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8 months

@like_confettii @ElsaAngel19 Who did Queen B do this to now?

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8 months

@LOZAAH Njani? He started fat shaming strangers he runs past. Why can't they fat shame his wife we see on the internet. Tit for tat.

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9 months

@mbalimhlng Why are people laughing, Alex is in Sandton moss. 🤷‍♂️

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@Malume_J_Rupert

1 year

@ZaPremium @ChreezyRay Women's value depends on what men place it at. Meaning it's based on affordability. With her, she doesn't have the prettiest face, but her body fire. So I'd pay a good 1k for 39 minutes of her time. 8 hours would be 8k per pay. R176k per month, she's definitely over valued., 💔

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@Malume_J_Rupert

6 months

Professionals like to think that Unions are for government employees and mine workers. Unionize bafethu. Be the sacrificial lamb and raise that conversation in your next staff meeting.

Madima

@MaanoMadima

6 months

Random thought. Who told private companies (employers) that Discovery is the best medical aid company for its employees? The possibility that 9/10 of companies who make Discovery mandatory in Sandton are as high as Prasa’s Dr Mthimkhulu’s and Swifambo’s Chinese locomotives.

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11 months

The government doesn't build bridges. Engineers do. Engineers have no patriotism. Instead they defrauded the Government for the FIFA world cup stadiums. Did not build a single thing for free thereafter to say I'm sorry. I hate that unethical profession.

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@Malume_J_Rupert

9 months

@pamella_dexhosa @Boet_Themba What's up? Cause I ask myself that question everytime there's a long que. And it's usually from a place of interest than I bet it's cheap

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

8 months

@nuevothato I was going to say fortunately for us, SA law is all in writing. And I was going to ask you to please quote the law you are referring to. Which I'm sure doesn't exist. But ke you've been corrected.

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@Malume_J_Rupert

7 months

@hlovo_ On Tuesday, some tsotsi stole my garmin watch from the locker room at @virginactiveSA Humewood. I'm still very annoyed, and I remember the times I've handed over airpods to lost and found. Now, in retaliation, I may turn criminal as well. Due to being a victim of crime.

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@Malume_J_Rupert

10 months

@minenhlebt If you don't have a portfolio. Go make one urgently. You are sitting on your money.

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@Malume_J_Rupert

7 months

@hlovo_ He's not gay because he looks like a chick, he's gay because he agreed to do this thing and post it for the world to see. That's super gay.

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@Malume_J_Rupert

1 year

@DarkBerry_101 @thandek39443369 It's content when there is a camera. Hook up when there is no camera. Noted

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6 months

@zarmaaaaa @__iiamprecious That's being a good parent thou

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10 months

@LebogangMolema3 How do you deal with problems then?

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10 months

@Johankunkemur @AdvoBarryRoux Even if you manage to trace them, they have a solid alibi. Yho siphila ekakeni shem

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@Malume_J_Rupert

9 months

@Vhoyde Nigga they saying you have a missing finger. Is that true?

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

6 months

Is there anything Asians can't do better than anyone else?.. Don't say opening their eyes wide you imbecile 🤣

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6 months

Just came across this video and ???😭

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@Malume_J_Rupert

7 months

I understand why there are foot millionaires. God was in his bag when he designed a female foot.

Minister of Music (Slang Forever)📏

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7 months

let me see your feet 🫠

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@Malume_J_Rupert

10 months

Could it be that white people are all racist but they don't know it? My broda starts off by saying he is not racist, then goes on a racist rant 🤣

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9 months

@MMadayile @Boet_Themba There's no undertone here. It's your own insecurities playing games with your way of thinking.

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8 months

@sipheshezie @frwontou Sounds like umona to me

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@Malume_J_Rupert

1 year

@jah_vinny_23 Learn to also post the queen doing the mpepho. She looks promising

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@Malume_J_Rupert

9 months

@__hazelr @Boet_Themba Cause they knew u guys would over react. That's a smart lady there. It's called situational awareness.

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8 months

@Cindyswa_m If it's not rape, then let people be. If you don't want to twerk for money, you won't.

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

10 months

@Jabu_Macdonald If you respect your time. Don't!

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@Malume_J_Rupert

1 year

Humans love money. It has no gender or loyalty. Just like u resign from your job when a company with a bigger bag comes. Just that women are broke, hence they don't impress us with money. Otherwise if they were in their bag, and we were the broke ones, you'd see our true colors

ᴠ ɪ ɴ ᴄ ᴇ

@VinDollar016

1 year

Bro, If it takes gifts to impress her, it simply means she will be loyal to gifts, not you.

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10 months

@TsongaBoii Legitimately one of the funniest skits on the internet 🤣

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

9 months

Not for sale to person's under the age of 18

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9 months

By that time is your last money 😂😂

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10 months

@EdwardthembaSa Its for their own good, unfortunately.

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10 months

@tshoaniiey_m Ezinye I reconciliation shem zidinga abantwana qha

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8 months

@Ntsundu_ Your dad's a Dr neh?

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10 months

@hlovo_ Why would she even make it to the trials if there's such videos of her

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7 months

@Shupi_Kay @Ntombi_KaNdaba It's simple. Head start and a parent that's already a CA.

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

7 months

Yho nkosi yam 🙆‍♂️ You guys can have Nelson Makamo, Cromwell Ngobeni and others. Thina we are going with Siphosethu Mtshali

Siphosethu Mtshali

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7 months

Come paint with me 🫶🏾

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1 year

@Vhoyde At varsity, they started fucking when they thought I was asleep. I woke up and asked the chick if I can join. She said I must ask my friend who was busy fucking doggy. I looked at this guy straight into his eyes. Nigga said no. I realised later that I should have just joined.

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John_Rupert

@Malume_J_Rupert

9 months

Sol could have just said tsek. Cause no where in his tweet is he dimming her light. He is raising important issues that yall don't want to talk about or admit.

Anele Mdoda

@Anele

9 months

Friend. Let’s not dim this girl’s achievements. I had exactly what you are listing here and didn’t achieve half of what this little girl did. Not every thing has to be a battle ground. Please let’s play fair.

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7 months

I believe this. USA knows that Russia is our political ally. But they do this with our neighbors. If Naledi is clear about foreign policy as you guys say she is, I would say a letter must go out to Lesotho ASAP. Why are they dancing with the devil within our geographical borders

♣☆»🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦«☆♣

@Phislash

7 months

Zama Zamas are gonna rise up as rebels in the next 5 years. Watch the space.

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7 months

@hlovo_ You can't teach accounting to a philosopher.

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6 months

@hlovo_ It's practically free money cause the more money you have, the more leverage you have on getting low interest rates. Things get tricky though when that cash runs out. Now you have to move out cause you can no longer afford mortgage.

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