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Neli

@MainNeli_

2 months

Wewe nyamaza na Mamako ni Polisi maybe hata hiyo Boxer alikununulia ilinunuliwa na Hongo

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18 days

Watuibie, watupige risasi, watunyanyase, wauze mali yetu ya uma, watuue na watudinye pia cha nguvu. Aaaaaaiii!!!

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18 days

Even rapists and paedophiles now are being given a chance by Oguda. Madness.

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Everyone is ready for Tuesday. Very ready for Tuesday.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Good Morning Fellas....

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Hahahahaha, Nilikuwa nimejam Leo but huyu Auntie amenichekesha because surely, why would you think like that?

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@MainNeli_

24 days

Seeing your nigga who used to struggle, jobless and almost losing hope start to flourish, living their best life, enjoying all the good things after turning things around is such a sight to behold. You feel so good.

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1 month

Y'all mad Morara might run for office. Whom do you expect to run for those elective posts we say we are determined to change in 2027? Let us be serious with life lest we return the same people in 2027.

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@MainNeli_

23 days

YY akiwa Churchill alisema Kenyans wanakuwanga na wivu even when someone is a bad person. Kama hawakupendi hata ukuwe mwizi watasema "Mwizi gani? Hakuna mwizi hapo, kuna wezi hii Kenya bwana" Just Coz they hate you even being a bad person bothers them that you ain't bad enough.

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@MainNeli_

23 days

Anyway, yule Tiktoker alisema watu wataangusha revolution ni watu wako Twitter hakukosea. He was 100% spot on. Huku kuna wivu, supremacy wars, madharau na watu who want to sound philosophical in matters revolution.

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@MainNeli_

12 days

Muthoni The Drummer Queen should give EABL a masterclass on how she does it consistently with no hiccups in ticketing or security.

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@MainNeli_

16 days

Hapo Morara amegonga nje. Hatuwezi pea mtu anareason hivo kura bwana, he needs to know better. He needs to unlearn that mentality. Underage is underage, simple.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Hii Nairobi y'all always reinventing yourselves. Conmen are innovative but let me tell you Maina, I can fight with that delivery guy to end especially if the details were sent by text.

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@MainNeli_

22 days

Kama mtu alikuwa Governor bado cannot retire in peace he has to go back to regular employment, sembuse the rest of us. We are doomed in this country and we will suffer till the day of our death I'm afraid.

Kivutha Kibwana

@ProfKibwana

22 days

I thank God for the opportunity to serve at the Daystar University Law School as Professor after a previous 25 year stint at UoN. Another New Beginning. I look forward to engagement in the Master of Laws Programme from January 2025. Where the youth are, I pray I always be there.

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@MainNeli_

14 days

Oguda is applauding Kasmuel. That tells you everything you need to know, everything.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

But Osama amekuwa mjeuri for a minute. Kuwa na followers an influence online ilifanya afure mkundu. He had constantly insulted people, had been very rude, defamatory and unnecessarily been an ass. It was about time. It was coming then on top gave a killer a platform.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Morara has been clear that he has worked for Ruto. He said clearly that he was part of his youth team for the 2022 campaigns. It is no secret. And he exposed the rot in that team and how they squandered money meant for youth.

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17 days

Kururia saying he would have loved Morara to be taken to Gatundu Police Station and places in a cell with chokoras, what exactly is he insinuating? Am I the one understanding my things here or it is giving the Mombasa what happened to Bruce vibes. These are your MPs.

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@MainNeli_

20 days

Kelis ako wapi mzee?

Hon. William Kabogo

@honkabogo

20 days

Tubonge Yaliomo, Ukweli wa mambo.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Leo ni siku ya kukula savings Monday watuekee advance tuskume mwezi iishe. Pesa si ni yako, unaogopa nini. Ungekuwa mgonjwa si hata loan ungechukua.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Na mnunue Washing Machines zinauzwa hapa. Wako na offer mzuri sana.

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@MainNeli_

18 days

Imagine kama umekuwa ukitolea mzazi wako NHIF every month and maybe a sibling in school or a jobless sibling or relative and maybe they are unwell and from today they can't access medicare because some selfish bastards want everything to themselves with some new stupid fund.

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@MainNeli_

27 days

Mtu alikuwa anatuomba pesa za studio na RTs za iPhone anaongea hivi about someone fighting for their liberation ndo asikuwe ombaomba forever. Huwa mnasahau haraka sana.

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@MainNeli_

16 days

Hanifa bothers so much of you for nothing. Hiyo 30M huwa hamuamini hamkuonja. Because she is not problematic, just fights for everyone but so many of you especially men always try to bring her down. It is embarassing and very vile and personal..

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Kenya ni Germany.

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@MainNeli_

15 days

Unafikiria kuniambia siku hizi nimekuwa kama mwanamke ni kunitusi. Actually yes I have. Women are amazing and beautiful if that is what you think I am.. If you use that term as an insult, just know you are not worthy a seat at the table. Women must be part of the revolution.

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@MainNeli_

20 days

Fucking Hell! Guys, watch this Documentary as a matter of urgency. This is what we are being put through right now. Damn!!!

Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

20 days

I want you guys to try and watch a documentary called 'inside Job' because what happened in Iceland is exactly what is happening in Kenya

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Muwekee Kasmuel za Kupeleka suti Dobi na kununua angalau maji na Kiwi bwana. This man gives his all for free,

TL Elder

@mwabilimwagodi

1 month

Kenyans who asked for Kasmuel McOure's number for lunch and fare here it is. 0705642337 ASALIMIWE!!!

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@MainNeli_

18 days

Kenya is not even a movie anymore. This has surpassed any production script now. This is a rogue rogue establishment. We don't have any country left to live.

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@MainNeli_

2 months

@Quiisque Asitukule Kichwa kama hataki kutoa pesa hakuna mtu anamlazimisha

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@MainNeli_

23 days

@ItsChanzu Hivi ndo maandamano iko. Kuna watu hawataki kuskia wengine wako streets

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@MainNeli_

2 months

For those not privy to the new University Funding model, here it is. Don't let that anger subside, let it simmer, boil, let the smoke rise. Tell me who the hell is affording this please.

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@MainNeli_

29 days

@MungasPitz Nyinyi mnakuwanga normal kweli?

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Hakuna ukora kubwa that is being peddled in this country right now kama Ex-UK. Bro, this is proper Mutumba and they are selling those things exorbitantly. They think that neo-colonial reference will make the products more attractive and sound more authentic.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Hahaha Kasmuel moves like a ghost, like air. Jana alikuwa JKIA Leo ako Endarasha. Jamaa ako na energy na zeal unmatched goddamnit. Na mzee hakosi suti kila wakati. Leo ni danger.

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@MainNeli_

29 days

@iam__wambui Don't be silly

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@MainNeli_

1 month

I want to know the lawyers who were in charge of that Adani agreement because those are grounds to be disbarred. We need to be serious coz that is tantamount to treason.

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@MainNeli_

18 days

Usifanye tutusi huyo Mamako tuone what you can do. Tuone uko na makende ngapi ya kutufira sisi wote. Matusi are a way of life, they happen all the time. Hii mentality ya utoto ndo mtaacha. Kama hautaki matusi behave.

Allano™🍉

@papaallano_

18 days

Lakini pia from a clear point of View Bruce the Mombasa blogger deserved the worst. I'm sure hata wewe mtu akitusi mamako you won't hesitate to work on him.Hii ndio huitwa fvck around and see.Jamaa alitusi mama ya huyo jamaa hata kama..Kwa mzazi no he went too far he deserve that

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Mnauliza Kalasinga atatoa wapi rent ya Jela. Ni kama hamjui huyo jamaa ametoka wapi. Hata miaka kumi wanaweza Lipa. Hii kuchezacheza na watu juu mna Keke hapa is dangerous.

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@MainNeli_

2 months

I asked. Where do we draw the line when Bills that are tabled in Parliament clearly contravene the 2010 Constitution. Where is the line Coz some of these Bills sound like a referendum that we ain't involved in.

Bunge La Mayut- Kenya

@BungeLaMayut

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🫵🏾Ebu see this bill… they want to stop reggae for maandamano!! we have broken it down section by section so it’s easier for us to understand the very wild implications if it sails through as is.

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@MainNeli_

18 days

So that you get motivation to go get that bread.

Jabez

@Jabali_Jr

19 days

Marketers pia mnafaa kua serious mkifanya promotions. Why would you give me a loaf of bread for fueling at Rubis? Bread na fuel, correlation ni gani?

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@MainNeli_

29 days

Ukikosea Auntie mmeanza kudate huwa anakupiga lecture unaskia kulia ndani "Ulinipata tu nikiwa single living my life, si ungeachana tu na mimi haki badala ya kunikatia then unitese, I was happy alone just living my life. Haunifanyii vizuri"

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@MainNeli_

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24-27 Karibu nikufe. Life did a number on me. Kwanza 27, climax.

Kiki

@Njoki_Njanja

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23-27 were my depressing years…😭😭😭 yho

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@MainNeli_

24 days

Looks like the aspect of working in counties is to take exorbitant loans.. Reason why banks deny some of us monies because they know they are getting loads of County Staff as customers so private sector employees can go die.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

You deserve each other wewe na huyo Bibi yako. Can't be a family sanitizing corrupt individuals and think you are onto something.

Leon Kiarie Ndekei

@LeonKiarieN

1 month

@Mwihakiwanganga So you don’t know her and you therefore couldn’t possibly know that she had that information. And also sanitizing how exactly? Raising funds for a friend’s father that passed away? Oh I am also not your brother.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Nikipatana na link ya Pulse ya Willie na Kasmuel lazima niweke kura every single time. Lazima wabebe Okombe bwana kazi wanafanya pamba.

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@MainNeli_

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Ati we all do. Bro, I have never thought about shooting anyone. In fact, you cannot compare forgetting your girl's birthday to shooting someone. One is a mistake the other is attempted murder. Sainthood is not measured by how you used a gun

Milky way

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@ianmbunde The truth is Babu made a mistake. We all do. He is trying to redeem himself. Stop acting as if you are a saint.

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@_ClassicBooks_ Lol. Professor ni akina Kindiki?

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Y'all remember when they said Whistle Blowers will even be compensated. When they encouraged it. Looks like they wanted to identify them and eliminate and intimidate them every day. This Government is a scam.

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@MainNeli_

18 days

@amenaceandmore He is worse

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@MainNeli_

2 months

@mash_sir Jamaa anajaribu kuwa mjinga wacha tumuonyeshe sasa ile Ujinga original si hii ya China

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Kiambu Hospital you go visit a sick person and first thing anakusalimia na prescription ukamnunulie huko nje before hata mkae muongee

Bill™

@PJ36_

1 month

Kiambu Level 5 hospital hainanga machine ya CT scan. Huwa unatumwa nje kwa private radiographers who have shops directly opposite to the hospital.

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@MainNeli_

22 days

The story of those 21 kids in Endarasha who'll never experience what having a job is, having our own family, your own place, will never drive a car, fly on a plane, graduate, buy themselves something nice, get that first paycheck will be told for years. The country failed them.

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@MainNeli_

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Or they deliberately gave her the Chief Justice docket Coz they knew she is weak. She probably had been handpicked as weak historically and they knew giving her the position puts them in control of the whole system. Some of these things just don't happen.

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@MainNeli_

21 days

Ruto got an award, Rachel got an award now abductors get an award. We know exactly what is happening, we can see it. Keep lobbying but we know the truth.

National Police Service-Kenya

@NPSOfficial_KE

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DCI RANKED TOP INVESTIGATIVE AGENCY IN AFRICA The Directorate of Criminal Investigation (DCI) has been ranked the top investigative agency in Africa, following a recent survey conducted by Kenya Trak, a research and survey firm

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@MainNeli_

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@itsberyl Lack of emotional intelligence is a disaster. Kuna vitu you should never bother discussing coz you will score an own goal

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@MainNeli_

2 months

Kuna Murima Babe huko TikTok who has dedicated a account to insulting her Baby Daddy. Every single post ni matusi na picha yake. Bro, it is bad bad. Ogopa wamama

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@MainNeli_

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That Morara tweet has brought out alot of pedos yoooh! It's crazy.

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@MainNeli_

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Culinary Misfit

@MjombaMinion

23 days

Let me see y'all September food dump.

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@MainNeli_

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Martha Karua might be many things but one thing for sure, she stands on business, proper business.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Must Go has already bagged billions in Bribes from Adani and there is a simple explanation. JKIA went when Murkomen was CS and KETRACO when Chirchir was CS. What did he do, take Chirchir to Transport to continue the takeover Coz KETRACO was a done deal. Games of the City!!

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@MainNeli_

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Unafikiria Mamako ametukanwa mara ngapi in her lifetime? Matusi ni ya kila siku. We insult politicians hapa daily na haujawahi fanyiwa any. Insults are normal, mtu anaresult to violence over insults ni mtu mjinga sana.

Ezra

@EZRAwaCHELSKI

18 days

Mtu akitukana mama yako unaweza fanya nini?

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@MainNeli_

27 days

Mniombee sana everywhere all of you are because City Boys tumekuwa tukikamata L daily bwana. Things are not looking good bruv, they are winning.

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@MainNeli_

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Huko Walker Town lazima kuna Tapeli alikula float ya security, lazima someone greedy ate money meant for security. Kasarani is not a place for such shenanigans..

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@MainNeli_

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@Nyamisa_Chela Everyone knows this, it was said here he just chooses to ignore it for an agenda. Don't waste your breath.

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@MainNeli_

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@Waaanjiku It is even embarassing. Unaweza kuwa hata hauna any na Mtu anakusikilia jealousy

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@MigundaJohn Topics za rape wachana nazo kabsaaa

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@MainNeli_

2 months

@kinjeketile Lynn Ngugi has done a profound interview with two former Conservation Experts and it is mind blowing.

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@MainNeli_

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Sidhani 2027 a single MP should go back to that Parliament. All of them should be thrown outside.

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@MainNeli_

2 months

@KMahliq Sindio

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@MainNeli_

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Muse 🖤

@Njanelarian

22 days

Je, umetandika kitanda na ukaanika suruali nje na kuacha dirisha open?

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@MainNeli_

1 month

No wonder walilipa stupid influencers huku kusafisha rada

Maria Sarungi Tsehai

@MariaSTsehai

1 month

‼️MORE BODIES FOUND IN UNUNIO‼️🚨 #Tanzania The body of Mzee Ali Mohammed Kibao was found with the bodies of three other men - their faces were also disfigured! This is beyond EVIL @SuluhuSamia is directly responible for this! NB: Kindly let all praisesingers of Samia know and

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@MainNeli_

3 months

I know I have been mean to ladies but there are levels I see here and I am like "Who are these men you people deal with?"

Tott🧙‍♀️

@pkemuntoo

3 months

LITERALLY PUKING eii!!!🤮

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@MainNeli_

2 months

Have they tried Water Canons? Tear Gassing the pipes? Maybe assaulting then Pipes maybe they will give something.

Cyprian, Is Nyakundi

@C_NyaKundiH

2 months

Police officers residing in Harambee Estate Police Lines have reportedly been without water for the past four months. They have called on the government to settle the Ksh 6 million arrears owed to restore the supply.

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@MainNeli_

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Keep injecting fellas, weka kwa Drip bwana.

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@MainNeli_

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Kumbe kugusa Bonde La Ufa and not murima would be the straw the broke the camel's back for Morara. Well, I wonder what he will be accused of.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Committees for Fucking what man? To just eat money and say the same thing we keep saying. These people are mad mad. What don't they know surely?

Nation Africa

@NationAfrica

1 month

EDUCATION CS Migos forms two working committees to review execution of new varsity funding model; urges student leaders to call off protests planned for September 9.

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@MainNeli_

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Na wamama si mnakaa maridadi hii CBD. Mtu hawezi sema Ruto ndo President wenu na hamna kakitu kwa hizo handbags. Smart tupu.

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@MainNeli_

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@Wa_ingooo Account ni yake, Akili ni yake, TL ni yake. She can do what she pleases. Hakuna mtu ako na monopoly ya opinions. She can engage with whatever she pleases

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@MainNeli_

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@osoroKE Yeah nimeona handle

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@MainNeli_

1 month

@ckungu Hehehe kuwa conned unajuanga ukikuwa victim

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@MainNeli_

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That guy who hosted the killer always trying a comeback in different ways, even paying friends to defend him here but never ever allow him to. You cannot dine and wine with killers, get paid millions and expect to be accepted back. Naaah! Deplatform him forever.

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@MainNeli_

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You need to vet these people. They declare their wealth and what they do. Transparency is very important in this journey coz now people in this group are being accused of being cons.

Morara Kebaso

@MoraraKebasoSnr

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At our headquarters in Kahawa Sukari. Here are some of those who made it to show up for our mount kenya civic education tour. Ladies what is happening? ☺️i thought its time for women to rise into leadership. Anyway if you couldnt make it i understand. Every big river starts as a

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@MainNeli_

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Dryspell and kiburi go hand in hand. Go together like traffic and weather.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Huyu jamaa anahitaji kutandikwa hata kama mamake ni Polisi. Mshenzi sana takataka ya mtu.

TL Elder

@mwabilimwagodi

1 month

Oduk came to discredit Morara Kebaso in my DMs on Wednesday. After I refused to entertain his nonsense he blocked me.

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The fact that George Kinoti was sentenced and defied the court order and now Masengeli. Matiang'i too defied courts summons. It is something with our security agencies no wonder cops know they can do anything and face no reprimand. Fish rots from the head.

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It is all about the money. Hanifa was fought coz she was entrusted with millions, same with Morara. Those millions are irking people so much. The greed is tearing them from inside. They are salivating but can't access it.

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@MainNeli_

18 days

Tupee namba ya huyo rafiki yako wa Mombasa. Tupe number yake tumsalimie mwenyewe huyo mbakaji

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐟𝐢

@JamalGaddafi

18 days

Tumsalimie P Diddy

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@MainNeli_

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@JILLKUI Heh! Huwa wanaumwa na huyo mdada sana. Hawaaminingi a Lady from a minority group can have all that attention and be loved by many for free

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@MainNeli_

1 month

You cannot condemn Kenya's Governance and defend Samia's. Like condemning deaths in Congo and Sudan but still supporting Israel. Hypocrisy and madness of the highest order.

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Kaos are never beating the allegations because Mutuse surely, how did you get all that wrong if what he is saying is true.

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@MainNeli_

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Okay, mbona hamsemi conman ni nani kwa hiyo picha ya Morara? Mnaogopa nani bana. Aaaah, muboanagia!!

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@MainNeli_

17 days

Aaaah, pia wewe finally on that bandwagon. Was about time.

MJ🥰

@itsMJ_Ke

17 days

Kupiga osama vita kila siku, huwa tu ni juu alihost president ama kuna kitu hatujui? Some of you have baseless allegations,if he was paid wapi receipt? Tuonyesheni evidence alilipwa pesa ngapi so that we can finally move on from this issue Na kwani wakati kuna maandamano ndio

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Hahahaha ukiwa umekamata makende kama Wine Glass. Women are more dangerous than acid.

Jumuiyan

@Mkenyanese

1 month

"Are you still coming over?"

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Eeeerm, if you lack understanding of how something works kindly research first or keep off the conversation lest you embarass yourself. Are you aware how much they sell a KG for?

GK Nyambura

@NOTNYAMBURA

1 month

I don’t think you understand how many leaves you need to get to a kg just to only get 13 bob. 13 bob?😭 an egg is 15 bob.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

In that Town Hall Session about University Funding Model done by Citizen TV, JKUAT Vice Chancellor was so clueless. How doesn't she have figures of her own institution. What does she do there then? Numbers should be at your finger tips.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

Watu wa Thika Road ni kama tungetoka jana bana.

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@MainNeli_

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@RebeccaMai29140 There is another one alisema ukienda kwa hotel ukule ushibe ukitoka unaonanga watu wanaingia wakiwa wajinga sana. Like kwani hawana Akili, wanaenda kula na Vile umeshiba.

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@MainNeli_

1 month

The issue with life is we equate ourselves with others. Our level of tolerance and pettiness vary. People have suffered even more for less. People kill each other for 10 shillings and food, this is nothing