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7 months

Ok I finally sort of did it. Here's my official Azorah-lore playlist. Will eventually order it 'chronologically' but for now just enjoy the drow vibes.

Azorah (Good For Her)

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Neil Newbon being shooed off stage recognizing SA survivors to welcome Matthew fucking McConaughey doing a game teaser is emotional whiplash lol

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One thing that is remarkable about the bg3 fandom is that you can find stans and debate for a all 3 of the main villains, Minthara, every “bad” version of the origin characters, and yet we all as a fandom agree that for these two it’s on sight. 😂

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@GRIFTSH0P Wild that you’re in Patton Oswalt’s Tweeter sphere. And that I learned this from Facebook.

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social experiment: if you come across this tweet, comment a war criminal that comes to mind. DO NOT read the replies before you do.

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@_SJPeace_ @alecia_noelle My facebook is popping off because apparently I have mutuals who have mutuals with her. It got worse...

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@symfloraphilia So I grew up on a farm when it was considered poor instead of classy and it’s wild to me how much it’s fetishized bc you know a rooster is still going to try and attack you and you gotta separate your pigs unless you want to have 20? And your ass is getting up at 6 bc they loud

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@theymerSophie Sometimes the real gender is the great big titties you grew on the way?

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Gortash is a literal fascist but we’re all trying to kill that dog lady if we can get away with it.

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Our man’s fucking what and maybe got less than 3 minutes lol

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@Winter_XIV I disagree with Larian on that one. I liked how they made him a freak barely able to control his creepiness lol

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@choidaehoons He’s so aunt coded it’s insane

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@AstarionsWifey I found it interesting then when I asked people if they returned scratch on an evil run, I don’t think a single person said they did

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@aceforspinaltap What’s wild is you could tell Neil was trying to be respectful of the time crunch. The whole sequence is like an anxiety metaphor that I tell my friends isn’t reflective of reality.

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Y’all since I’m popular now, I don’t have a SoundCloud but please consider being kind to each other

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Lowkey it’s kinda wild how Gortash stole Guy Fieri’s fit and made it goth

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@phrenic31 @petercoffin I’m betting it’s Sonic’s massive knockers

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@bastila_ss Can’t keep a good bitch down

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@lwiann Create chaos, sell yourself as the solution

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@wizardsexual I think it’s crazy how the same game that goes to show the nuances of Astarion’s journey will also be like “I’m the narrator and Gale’s actually super into it so it’s cool” It’s also wild how Gale will be straight up offended at the idea of Tav also dating Halsin but “is fine”

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@Winter_XIV That is very interesting. I actually took the opposite - AA is the one hiding and SpA is the one not I see AA as someone doing a performance of someone powerful and SpA allowing himself to exist. Granted an actor’s performance sometimes runs counter to the story the

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A hat for @TonyBeast1957

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@feyrunes If I understand correctly, Volo was a character before Bard was a class so they made him a wizard.

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@slooterman I like this one because it’s dual sided for hot and cold temps and it’s all one piece that’s machine washable. I’ve been using it in FL going on 2 years now. Cooling Weighted Blanket Queen...

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What I love about the Gort stans is that no one has argued with this. His haters hate him and his fans hate him lmao

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@orcrists Like he’s a “feminist ally” in that he believes trans women also deserve to be paid 75 cents on the dollar

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@sisterlelianas Lolth ain’t the goddess of lust for nothing 👉👉

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Here’s the real Astarion discourse we should fight about Does he like ear touches or head scritches more?

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@drphilth_ Nothing some primer and some sage can’t fix

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@AvionetcaArt I’m assuming the production has a very tight schedule to adhere to. And maybe they were wary bc of Chris judge from last year. I just wish they budgeted more time to Neil.

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@kmzahos Bruh how the fuck is one a leftist but not a feminist? Patriarchy is intertwined into capitalism. Opposing one without the other is a half measure.

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@TheMattFG You find her in the yard by the sword coast couriers. She was Scratch’s original owner and Scratch was afraid to go back to her. She beats the dogs ;-;

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@MuellerDad69 I’m genuinely concerned for anyone who read that post and didn’t consider the possibility of sarcasm

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@ghoulbrainz If bg3 didn’t want us killing npcs, they wouldn’t give them such sweet loot

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Let’s normalize not having to disclose your survivor status in order to be able to make a point. If the only reason someone wouldn’t disagree with my point is bc they had info related to that, I’d feel incredibly condescended to.

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@mrjohncorcoran Ok but what’s the excuse for the Lady Jannath letter? 😂 For casting Jason Isaacs? For giving him a lesbian manicure gauntlet? Larian knew what it was doing lol

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@ghoulbrainz The undead never stop growing their toenails. He’s perch coded.

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@LizagnaNoodles There’s at least one person in bg3twt who’s got it bad for Withers, at least

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@choidaehoons 100% he wants to make Tav a spawn so that Tav can be his project manager

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@sisterlelianas Us Astarion girlies find the flavors of cringe delectable

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@kmzahos Radical feminism (the kind that is leftist and not recuperated by capitalism) that does not accept trans women misunderstands either intersectionality, a systematic critique of patriarchy, or both. That’s a lot of words for being transphobic means you’re not really a leftist.

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@ghoulbrainz Well you should have thought about that before you decided to not set the orphanage on fire.

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RIP Enver Gortash you would have loved sending unsolicited dick pics

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@AstarionsWifey Gortash is the quintessential “I took a calculated risk but man I’m bad at math” guy

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@lumalangoy_ Petting scratch?

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@gaydotgov Allergic to sincerity lol

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@Riparian_Reids Agreed. There’s no way he’s restoring the shadowlands lol. Imo the point of an astarion origin is for something not in the game. To romance Minthara To ascend To start doing the tumblr daddy dom shit To take an immediate axe to the face from Minthara

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@deannagmcdonald @tacticalchancla Wish there was this much energy into shaming voter suppression than shaming voting. If a candidate was weak enough that her vote coulda thrown the election, then the candidate was already weak. I’m old enough to remember when we ran campaigns based on voting for something.

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@tired_bimbo I agree a lot! I ran into a lot of tension in dating because while I was perfectly fine with a casual (low commitment, non monogamous) relationship, but wanted to value and be valued by the other party. The idea I wanted to know them as a human being was a big no no lol

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@AkilahObviously Napping in style: How to make the most out of your depression cave.

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@SadOtter1 Hopefully Neil expounds more on his stream

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Consumerist feminism ads are always funny to me

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@HalldorKiljan @joboriken Yea Fidel has prisons for people that oppose him politically so that’s kinda dictatory.

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@AshBCoffin Legit when I was younger, my first exposure to "academic" feminism was TERFs. I don't understand the preoccupation with what other people are doing so much.

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@choidaehoons What would AA be the god of? Not thought through plans? Failchildren?

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@Lelalyo Gortash ghost wrote that space bards song lol

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@skarsghardy I hc that Astarion went for Wyll right away and confused/annoyed when Wyll wanted to get to know Astarion as a person and not immediately sleep together, so only then did Astarion go for Tav lol

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@dyingnome Oh god what about dark justiciar Shadowheart and ascended Astarion and god Gale Worst blunt rotation

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@sisterlelianas Not the bear head 😭

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@_michaelbrooks @scrowder @SamSeder That would mean he has integrity. Anyone who’s seen his comedy knows better.

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@AstarionsWifey Omg Caz is a Q poster

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@feyspeaker Either wyllstarion or whatever we call the nice illithid with his hobgoblin life partner

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@choidaehoons Astarion is forcing Gale to learn to code to make the Instagram filter mods lol

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@jvdeanton Sexualize 👏 That 👏 Old 👏 Man 👏

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@Carrion_Crawl The fact that I fully understand this means that I've spent too much time online.

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@deannagmcdonald @tacticalchancla And before people jump into my menchies, I voted for Obama and then Hilary. But it’s not your friends fault that Hilary didn’t even campaign in states, or that she didn’t reckon with her record on economic issues (her husbands admin gutted unemployment/food stamp assistance).

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@iluvgamedilfs I don’t think the orifices they are utilizing/creating correspond with top/bottom

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@rhinosoros If I’m being charitable, it’s because they’re warning of the danger of a spill on the gulf

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@orcrists Like he’s a “feminist ally” in that he believes trans women also deserve to be paid 75 cents on the dollar

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@ThoughtSlime Anarchists are the only true centrists since they’re hated by everyone

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@heapsidestrand He wants the slutty clothes so that people simultaneously see how beautiful he is and feel bad that’s he’s cold and offer to cuddle. 8 int galaxy brain 😂

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@LilySimpson1312 This is up there with the study that demonstrated a link between feeding children and academic performance

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@ghoulbrainz Is that the child he has with Octavia? Or a different one?

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@galeism Yea but he doesn’t even have political influence or a jewel encrusted jacket

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@storb0t I did barrelmancy while he was in the Shar temple. High key recommend unless you want something specific.

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@Ravenbeanz This is genius because they just have to shut the fuck up to avoid but their narcissistic persecution complex will refuse to allow them and they’ll announce themselves haha

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@SimplySouthernT Fire your graphic designer lol

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What is lady drows actually give mid-to-bad blowjobs bc no one was brave enough to give critical feedback

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@springasta If Caz and Astarion were both bards this is how the confrontation would look

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@ghoulbrainz I hope this discourse gives way to people investing more into the characterization of their pookie rather than just their appearance. Like play how you want, but the Tavs I like the most are the ones with something interesting going on outside of how they look.

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@AstarionsWifey I think it’s really informative of -why- AA treats Tav the way he does. He thinks of Tav the way he thinks of those servants. That’s why he is treating Tav “so much better” and gets so angry when Tav “complains” about wanting freedom.

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@skarsghardy This always made me cackle

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@skarsghardy “Just so you know I have everything I wanted” makes me want to through a grease bottle at him 🤣

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@Winter_XIV Yea I think a lot of people woobify him in both paths a lot. Not that it’s perfect, but I view it as SpA chooses honesty an AA chooses power

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Ok did Armie Hammer actually eat someone or are we just meming it into existence?

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@curiorambles @Hbomberguy @shaun_jen @the1janitor In an abusive relationship? Just leave. Have too much depression to move? Just go on a hike. Don’t have enough money to pay for your health needs and survive? Have you thought about dying needlessly?

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@SongbirdN7 It’s hot when it’s a lady and cringe when it’s Astarion 🤷‍♀️

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@morphingmache @dalyrias why does AA always look like he’s about to ask for the manager lol

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Ok guys, here’s the screenshots for Araj talking about Gortash’s blood in a totally normal way.

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@astarionsrose I think that’s a smart thing that Larian’s writing team. I see a lot of parallels between Gortash and Astarion, for instance. On an unascended route, Astarion differs bc he allows himself to be vulnerable enough to forge authentic meaningful relationships.

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@mageofancunin It’s the “shit” on my first pt that sealed the deal for me. Such girlfailure. (Thankfully my Tav was a wizard and could think through both of their actions and “collective” poor impulse control)

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@Spainst8ofmind Dadstarion is out. Faginstarion is in. Controlling a horde of child pickpockets (both ascended and non ascended lol)

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@ThoughtSlime Cyberbulling a blue check is the same as a person dying from lack of insulin

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@jvdeanton Did you murder the wrong person or rizz too hard?

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@mattyglesias No his platform is also a problem. I need healthcare; Biden is on record saying he’d veto a M4A bill

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@elfbotomy I like to think that he steals things that remind him of Tav or that Tav likes lol

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@VILLANEUE This was the weirdest controversy to me bc I think it’d be odd to be into Minthara and not want poison kisses

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@ShiraiRyuZee Yet

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@dmbakura I put this choice up there in the "return scratch to mariah" tier bc there's no benefit mechanically or anything redeemable about the decision.

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@nuckpang He’s not a details guy 😂

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@EmericanJohnson @marysuewriter If you get this joke, you have back pain

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