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@elfbotomy

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artist who draws way too many middle aged men 🤺 18+ she/her

Joined April 2021
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IM LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF
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I want to see a Homelander powerless arc. I want to see that man struggle to use a self serve machine. I want him to rage at Starbucks when they get his name wrong on the cup but he can’t do anything about it. I want to watch him try to use a vacuum cleaner
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Joel would shoot him and cook him and put him in a sandwich for ellie’s lunch
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the crossover we NEED
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2 years
Ashley’s phone whenever Homelander leaves the house
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kiki (astarion freak)
2 years
PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING JOEL AND ELLIE!?!?!
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kiki (astarion freak)
5 months
"they now belong to wotc"
@LarAtLarian
Swen Vincke @where?
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As for BG3 and its characters - they now belong to WOTC and I think they understand how important they are for the community. I trust that they’ll be treated with respect.
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kiki (astarion freak)
6 months
baldurs gate fans spamming the kiss prompt lines after patch 6
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kiki (astarion freak)
2 years
JOOOEEELL JOEL USE A SHIV AGAINST THE CLICKERS JOEL DON’T FISTFIGHT THEM USE YOUR SHIVS JOEEEEEELLLL
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deleting my dating apps and meeting my soulmate the old fasioned way by escaping off a nautiloid ship after having a tadpole implanted in my brain and finding a strange pale elf standing helplessly in the woods and getting a knife pulled on me
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kiki (astarion freak)
6 months
astarion when he got out of the nautiloid after 200 years of darkness
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@btstarion
kirst
6 months
i cant get this gif out of my head the one kicking literally looks like astarion if he were a pikmin
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6 months
don't make me tap the sign
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kirst
6 months
i usually dont think that astarion sounds like prince charming from shrek but i wont lie i do hear it when he says its always a pleasure to see you sauntering over
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kiki (astarion freak)
5 months
he's like sailor moon but if she was a boy and had rabies
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70s armand ceo ☆
5 months
the way astarion transforms back into himself from his bat form is soo fucking dramatic.....kinda obsessed with this clip (vid © nekomaed_ff14)
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kiki (astarion freak)
6 months
IM GOING TO FUCKING SAY IT
@zenikswife
| jelly |
6 months
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TITLES????
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7 months
I'm sorry but tav is stronger than me if astarion came out of the woods shirtless swaggering over all like "I've been waiting. Waiting to have you" in his seducer voice I would have burst out laughing
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6 months
thinking about the time I opened this up right in front of my sisters boyfriend at a family christmas party.
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7 months
WHO UP ROLLING WIT THE ASTARION HONDA CIVIC ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️
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6 months
magistrate astarion how I care you #astarion #wyll #bg3
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@AstarionsWifey
Guin || fanexpo chicago ✨
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Astarion, slamming papers on the desk: Because Wyll was 17, a minor, without a parent present, any contract he signed is not legally binding MIZORA.
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Astarion's title I'm going to cry myself within an inch of death . radiant hopeful. RADIANT HOPEFUL
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kiki (astarion freak)
6 months
more pikminstarion because I miss him
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@PyraVT
˚₊‧꒰ა pyra ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
7 months
(flirting) CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I BITE? CAN I
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6 months
DON'T WORRY #ASTARION WE'LL PROTECT YOU !!!!!!
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@btstarion
kirst
6 months
gonna get this for spawn astarion
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kiki (astarion freak)
2 years
I NEED to see him try and fail to be a regular normal person please @TheBoysTV let us see him having to use public transport because his car broke down and he can’t fly. Make him deal with the horrible no good terrible mundane reality of human existence
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6 months
ok i finally drew it #shadowheart ...
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kiki (astarion freak)
6 months
shadowheart wearing this on a t shirt
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2 years
Hughie’s back after being the heart of the boys gang for 3 seasons
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7 months
this is what happened when shadowheart dyed her hair trust me I'm bffs with larian studios [ #bg3 #BaldursGate3 #astarion #shadowheart ]
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@velsmells this is so funny im crying but I can't stop thinking about how if he believed d.vas mech is a real omnic how would he react when it shoots off and implodes itself 😭😭😭😭 he would be like NOOOO BROTHER YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY 😭😭😭
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6 months
i think i blacked out for a while and when i woke up this was on my tablet
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kiki (astarion freak)
5 months
guys I unlocked a secret hidden scene after the tiefling party how cool is this
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7 months
vampire ascendant astarion wanting to be lord-king of everything despite having the planning skills of a three year old
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6 months
didnt know what I felt like drawing next so i scribbled astarion getting stuck in a glue trap to self soothe
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EXCUSE ME??????
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6 months
EXACTLY RIGHT #astarion #bg3Tav ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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@jabbloo
KEVIN IS REAL?!?!?!?!?!????? 🍉 🍉 🍉
6 months
ship dynamic
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5 months
anyone else ? no? just me? ok ....
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7 months
fanart for my sweety
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@AstarionSkies
Astarion
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Very funny, Karlach.
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@starrsboy He just starts frowning really loudly at this 1 annoying customer and forgets he doesn’t have laser eyes anymore so he’s just staring at them until they leave
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6 months
I see a batstarion prompt I draw it
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@Novahawkk01
Nova ✨️
6 months
I desperately need an Astarion artist to make a Batstarion version of this please I'm begging you 😭 #BG3 #Astarion #Batstarion
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7 months
ascendant astarion memes my beloved
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metaphor man
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3 months
Astarion getting stuck in a glue trap 2 now in colour HD #astarion #bg3
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kiki (astarion freak)
6 months
didnt know what I felt like drawing next so i scribbled astarion getting stuck in a glue trap to self soothe
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@baldursbunbun
jess 🦇
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astarion’s new dialogue after tav sleeps with mizora:
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THIS MAN JUST WALKED INTO MY AQUARIUM AND STOLE ALL MY FISH? IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE CALL THE POLICE
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@theboyssocials
the boys as texts
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qrt this as if you were living in the "the boys" universe
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6 months
Astarion is stronger than me if the person I finally came to love and open up to after 200 years of torture and trauma cheated on me by having a one night stand with a demon I'd b34t them to d34th with hammers
@dmbakura
raven💜
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this isn't active in the game yet, will probably be patched in with proper voice later but the dialogue now exists
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6 months
put my boyfriend in it
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@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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What would you do with this space?
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6 months
magistrate #astarion my pookie ....
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ezra
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magistrate astarion
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I love headcanons of sick romantic astarion as much as the next guy but my favourite thing will always be my hc that he tries to be romantic but he's really bad at it because he's only known cringefail seduction for the last 200 yrs
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6 months
would you love astarion if he was a silly worm
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them
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mister lou
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they are best friends
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6 months
it's a miracle they haven't both died #astarion #bg3tav
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[salutes] batstarion be upon ye
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@bloodpetal
chloe 🦇 ceo of cat ears
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@elfbotomy would u u make Him salad
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@zevwardens
hope 🍉
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astarion in court
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only the mentally ill will recognise this picture
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kiki (astarion freak)
7 months
this is what those astarion mods look like to me
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7 months
tav meeting astarion in the woods after the tiefling party
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6 months
your wish is my command
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@btstarion
kirst
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astarion drinking boba but when he goes to bite down on the boba balls they get stuck on his fangs
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yall know that one scene from hotel transylvania where dracula drops his grandson from a tower to see if he'd turn into a bat well I think ascendant astarion would do that with his kid
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6 months
he's listening
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@bd3deokjiljoong
발게덕후
6 months
고화질 아스타리온 이마
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6 months
just started screaming cuz I thought this was fanart of you know who
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st. vixi of the knife 🪽
7 months
the fact we could have had marquess gaston for beauty and the beast…
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7 months
back in this place again
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8 months
HOW IT FEELS WHEN BG3 WINS GOTY
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4 months
I'm not going to lie this guy is, to me, what ascended astarion fully behaves like
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6 months
He's realised he's caught feelings #astarion #bg3tav
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@lockerith
dari 🪼
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i need to see astarion sitting like this
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he says this while he's coming third in mario kart
@Astarion_Bot
Astarion
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My consort, we are so close to our triumph, I can almost taste it.
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6 months
마우스 ⭐️....
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#astarion my favourite wifeguy
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got this blasted into my head like a vision from god [ #bg3 #BaldursGate3 #astarion ]
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#Astarion big head
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chloe 🦇 ceo of cat ears
6 months
tav tweeting this with a similar image of batstarion
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“Joel deserved what was coming for him” for what? For saving his daughter? For giving her the choice at life that the fireflies didn’t? For being so overcome with trauma that he couldn’t bear to lose another child?
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pikminstarion dot jpeg
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as soon as I saw this tweet I knew I had to jump on the redraw bandwagon [ #bg3 #BaldursGate3 #Astarion #bg3Tav ]
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chloe 🦇 ceo of cat ears
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This is how Astarion approaches you during the bite scene
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7 months
ascended astarion secret dlc unlocked
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i got that grinch in me
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@PostsOfCats
Posts Of Cats
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squishes his cheeks ruffles his hair pulls on his ears boops his nose squishes him like mochi in my hands squish squish squish
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astarion baldurs gate 3 when i get you
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@Dexerto
Dexerto
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A company is working on a device that uses AI to release scents matching your gameplay
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anything for you my sweety
@_Tonestar_
🦇 Itty Bitty Tone 🔜 Fanexpo Chicago A510🩸
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@elfbotomy Kiki assuming you used procreate to make this I humbly request you export this gif at 60fps please I need this
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Me when tlou hbo leaves the series finale on the “okay” cliffhanger and doesn’t immediately cut to ellie and joel being family and playing board games and watching old movies (I’m delusional)
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astarion back in his magistrate days
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5 months
STOP STOP LARIAN PLEASE STOP I DONT HAVE INFINITE MONEY PLEASE CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY PLEASE
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squeaky toy noise #astarion #bg3
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70s armand ceo ☆
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me to batstarion flying around in the epilogue party
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artistic rendition
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70s armand ceo ☆
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astarion's so fucking greedy no one's stealing that damn banana
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6 months
stupid (affectionate)
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me making astarion use dual wield sneak attack with legendary daggers on a 2hp enemy
@lostaffections
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say hi to god.
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2 months
Magistrate Astarion
@danghentschel
Dan Hentschel
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Y’all acting like I give a damn about anybody’s opinion but my own
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6 months
THERE IS NO SANTA THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY AND THERE IS NO OCTAVIA BG3
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“kill them with kindness” wrong. vampire attack 🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🩸
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6 months
I don't think you guys understand quite how much this game gives me the will to live
@Cromwelp
Very AFK
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644,205 average daily players in the last 7 days is still so insane to me this far from launch (just on Steam)
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kiki (astarion freak)
6 months
part 2
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@n0ttomuch
n0ttomuch
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@elfbotomy best intrepretation of this is that Astarion forgot that he dosen't need to breathe and is now sufering due to placibo effect
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gale of waterdeep gives me the vibes of the kid in school who got asked to spell icup and he did it and then he never emotionally recovered
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@gtbsesh
🕷️
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nowadays u gotta be a little fruity to pull a bad bitch
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@falinfrot
anya ☆
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moaning and turning around feverishly in bed like a dying victorian child but i'm going "wiiiifeee. .. wiifee... ouuuhhh.. wife..."
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the forward lean omg he was goingn for gold he was digging that's tongue in esophagus activity like I know there was wet slurping sounds. Shadowheart puking in the background. Gale crying in the corner. Karlach staring in abject horror
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