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@Maayaa_O

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part time lemon/writer/poet/baker

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@Maayaa_O
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5 years
My fave books of all time, in no particular order :
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1. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini Basically everything by Khaled Hosseini is a fave but this book made me weep for hours.
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The older I get the more I realise how important it is to show up for people. We all have a thousand things to do, busy and weighed down and so it means so much more when the people you love take time to show you they love you. I really treasure it.
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6 years
I did one squat and decided that I'd just work on my personality instead
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7 months
Ghanaians only have “strong moral values” when it comes to gay people. I hate this country so much
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1 year
A true testament to his creativity to make such a handsome man look like this
@Bra_Perucci
Braperucci Africa
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Elikem Kumordzie styled @mofedamijo for this year’s EMY Awards 🤩💯 No copyright infringement intended. All rights and credits are reserved for the rightful owner(s). Please DM for credits/content removal
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2 years
No way am I buying real crocs for someone to vomit on
@YourBabysDoctor
Ayobola Adebowale
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Doctors and fake crocs 🤝
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3 years
Maybe I'm late but I've finally really decided to enjoy my life
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3 years
National susu is taxes
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3 years
A national Susu to provide desks for suffering children like these who are all over the country, will be more Godly and rewarding
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@Maayaa_O
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6 years
Imagine the number of Ghanaian children who have dyslexia and other learning difficulties being labelled as stupid in school
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4 months
My best friend ladies and gentlemen. And he didn’t even pay for delivery
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Maayaa is going to hate me so much this morning.
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4 years
You think the coronavirus isn't deadly cos you don't hear any horror stories from Ghanaians but that's because people are afraid of being ostracized. Things are happening
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6 years
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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2 years
21k a night to stay two streets away from Godlives Kenkey boutique is wild
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11 months
Let your friend talk to you like this and you’ll never speak to her again
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7 months
I really hate that we’ve allowed public servants to use our money to buy things and say they’re “donating them”. Especially in the health and education sectors. The health minister can’t donate an ambulance. It’s quite literally his job
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2 months
Your politicians don’t want to fix the problems you have. They want to elevate themselves above those problems and then gaslight you when you complain
@Joy997FM
Joy 99.7 FM
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Road Traffic L.I: MPs, Judges and Minister should not be hindered by vehicular traffic in the performance of official duties. - Appiah Kubi #JoyNews
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@Maayaa_O
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6 years
My first graduation was over 10 years ago and I remember just a few things. I remember the colour of the kente print. I remember opening the brochure and finding out I'd been banned the Overall Best Student for my batch.
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4 years
I truly worry about the sheer number of children with special needs in our schools who aren't getting the help they deserve; who are getting beaten because they've been branded as lazy, or stupid.
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2 years
Accra married men are warning other men off their girlfriends while their pregnant wives are googling how not to gain baby weight. What a city.
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2 years
Accra is full of surprises cos why is there a camel causing traffic on my way to work
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4 years
After seeing pregnancy up close i fully agree that "I carried you for 9 months" is valid for a lifetime
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5 years
I thought this was cute until I saw the Kenkey... and now I think it's also genius
@kikiEwool
Padiki
5 years
Picnic at Aburi 💕🍃
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4 years
Life gets very real when you go shopping after you move out
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1 year
Nobody will gaslight you like a hairdresser who has done absolute rubbish on your head
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3 years
2022 I don't want to spend less. I want to have more money
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2 years
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@MichaelBlackson
Michael Blackson
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Thank you God for giving me a voice because I’m going to fight for the people in these 3rd world countries that are mistreated by their system.
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@Maayaa_O
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3 years
Accra restaurant prices are getting so obscene. Now I find the recipes and make the food myself
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6 years
YA GIRL IS A DOCTOR!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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5 years
If you guys are already getting embarrassed I dunno how you plan to survive this month because the real shame is now loading
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*Opens app* -Celebrated female athlete dies after being set on fire by her ex-boyfriend -15 year old brutally rapes a 14 yo girl in her own home -Man kills 3 women and buries the bodies in his family compound Not all men, but always a man
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@Maayaa_O
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11 months
This country would be funny as hell if I wasn’t here
@CitiSportsGHA
Citi Sports
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Alan Kyerematen shows off impressive boxing skills against Bukom Banku [VIDEO] Watch the video on YouTube here: Click here for more: #CitiSports
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6 years
❤️
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1 year
Honestly teenage boys are the worst. Even as far back as jhs. They made bets on who could fondle the most girls or look up our skirts and spread the most horrible rumours.
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@Maayaa_O
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4 years
For anyone who needs it 🙏🏽
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3 years
Ghanaians seem to be under the impression that being tested for an illness will give them the illness.
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3 months
You can’t have middle class establishments without a middle class
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Bright Simons
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In the US, you see Starbucks, Panera, Waffle House etc. In Europe, Costa, Pret, Caffè Nero etc. In Kenya & South Africa, you see Mugg & Bean, Java House etc. Why are breakfast chains so rare in West Africa? Why is breakfast so spurned? Koko King tried paa & learnt the hard way🤦🏽‍♂️
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I don’t think high schools take the responsibility they have to children seriously enough imo. When a child in your care comes to tell you they’re sick you should even be scared
@Citi973
CITI FM 97.3
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Achimota School held liable for negligently causing death of student #CitiNewsroom
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5 years
💎
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3 years
I'm not sure why Ghanaians hate the idea of people being held accountable for their actions but I hope it changes soon
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2 years
Omg Casper converted?
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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The official FIFA World Cup mascot! 🏆
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5 years
It's 4pm and her office boyfriend notices she's quiet. She tells him and he reassures her she's beautiful just the way she is and her stomach is fine. He's taking her ci gusta after work to cheer her up. But there's nothing to worry about of course
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Your girlfriend hasn't spoken to her office boyfriend today because you told her she should work on her big tummy and that's made her moody. Keep up the good work young king.
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5 years
If you live in accra I dunno why you're fighting for entry into these same places you've been visiting with ease. The same bloom? What at all?
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2 years
The truth is the health system has no design
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Our health system is designed in a way that if you don’t have money, you’ll die.
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3 years
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5 years
💗
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3 years
The healthcare system can't even be called a system. It's a mass of underpaid, overworked and unmotivated staff using outdated and insufficient equipment to treat patients who don't understand what's going on half the time
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2 years
It's only Ghana that patients will look down on you for seeking the opinion of someone more experienced regarding treatment. They prefer the ones who are confidently killing them. I see it everyday
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2 years
“I like my male friends cos they’re so honest 🥺” meanwhile when your girl friend tells you the truth you call her a hater
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4 years
"We need affordable therapy" *is shown affordable therapy * "ew no"
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1 year
The legal counsel to the president is mocking citizens (and not spectators) for voicing their displeasure at the worst president in the fourth republic, his boss. He’s a true example of the nature of this administration. A bunch of arrogant and wicked
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6 months
This culture where everyone is a critic is exhausting. Just enjoy it man, or don't. You don't have to dissect it 20 different ways
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6 years
I burn all the letters I write you
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3 years
What is this bondage with intellectual conversations? I use my brain enough at work, let's talk about ass pls
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1 year
No amount of tourism can compensate for making this country a terrible place to do business.
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1 year
People are being so weird under this tweet. You’re telling your story about your supportive husband recognising that he’s the exception yet you disagree with the tweet
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Marriage is really one of the biggest setbacks for women and I wish they’d see that. Woah
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🥳🥳🥳
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1 year
In all things, remember we share this app with teenagers.
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3 years
Y'all are acting like the news is actually going to make you stay home
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1 year
I really can’t imagine how the waiters feel seeing people pay that much for one meal when it’s their whole salary.
@MarilynMill_
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Restaurants in GH prices are almost as expensive as the uk yet they have the audacity to only pay their employees 400cedis a month. £30 a month? How can anyone survive on that in this expensive Ghana #OccupJulorbiHouse
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If you find yourself wanting to help people medical conditions but can't afford to donate money rn one of the best things to do is to become a regular voluntary blood donor. Donation drives are so poorly patronised in Ghana
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Showing up and being showed up for
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Being an adult is realising no one will make holidays special for you. You have to do it yourself
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1 year
Don’t piss me off. Ambulance that you have to negotiate for a fare before they even consider coming to pick the patient up?
@AbdulRaufIbra20
Abdul Rauf Ibrahim
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In January 2019, President Nana Addo commissioned and presented 307 new, state-of-the-art ambulances to the National Ambulance Service, in fulfillment of his 2016 campaign pledge. These ambulances were fitted with advanced life support equipment and tracking devices, to be
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11 months
(A company should not send out unscheduled calls to prospective employees)
@VacanciesGh
Vacancies in Ghana
11 months
You had applied for a position. The company tried reaching out to you between 10am to 2pm but couldn't get through. In response to their email, you explain, "I had my phone on 'Do Not Disturb' mode." Are you really looking for a job?
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4 years
I've said this before but people don't have sense just because they're in a certain profession. Stupid doesn't discriminate
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5 years
It's so hard trying to find clothes in this country. Someone is always trying to sell you boohoo for 300 cedis
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2 years
Imagine your lover waking you up at 7am on a Sunday to wash his clothes lmaoooo. I can't understand why people don't wish softness on those they're supposed to care about
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People are inviting fortune 500 CEOs to lecture students and you're getting Lapaz Bonnie and Clyde. This country erh
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5 years
Christmas 2019:
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4 years
Some of you swear golddiggers are after you like you haven't seen your own account balance
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1 year
The thing about sexually transmitted diseases is everyone thinks it can’t be them. People refuse to accept they are at risk. Partly that’s a failure of health education tbh. But also it’s really how Ghanaians view illnesses altogether
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6 years
It's so unfortunate when you want someone but you're just a convenient option for them
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2 years
If you lot hated the people robbing you in broad daylight like you hated gay people minding their own business we'd get a lot done in this country
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No disrespect but some of you just aren't thinking. If a disease is infectious then protecting yourself against that disease is not only for your benefit but for the benefit of others. Imagine your child getting polio cos another parent decided
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Bundle prices are getting out of hand
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1 year
People are so afraid to call out their pastors or even think critically about the church because “respect the man of God” as if Jesus did not provide multiple examples of exposing the wrong things religious leaders do
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Married people in Accra act more single than the single ones. What a city
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Religious rules are for women and the poor.
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Ghanaians want the country to get better but are unwilling to do the right thing.
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11 months
Posterity will not judge any politician. We must start judging them now
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2 years
We've gone far beyond living within our means here. Now we're trying to live by any means
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8 months
If his salary can be globally competitive then let’s do it for everyone
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3 years
You really want us to believe bad bitches are getting pregnant for bigger boobs when padded bras and surgery exists. What do you take us for?
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Babe wake up a new useless scenario just dropped
@dii_imma
Ada Owerri 🤍
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If your friend got shot and your wife is having a baby,who are you going to see in the hospital ?
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Because I’m tired of seeing the look on my patients’ faces when they need healthcare they cannot dream of affording. I’m tired of not having the basic tools I need to do my job. I’m tired of watching everything get worse #OccupyJulorbiHouse
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Hi Ghana Twitter, why are you protesting? What’s your reason? 🇬🇭 Quote/reply & use the hashtag #OccupyJulorbiHouse
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A government that isn't committed to research isn't committed making any lasting improvements
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2 years
I find it interesting that men know that younger women want them for their money and are still so offended when the girls make it clear. You’re 35 chasing a 20 yo Legon girl and you’re annoyed she’s bringing her friends to eat pinkberry
@KatimaMoo
Ghetto Gold
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Who is giving these men the idea that there is an abundance of young, beautiful 20 yr olds waiting to be mounted by old ,balding, men? We show our friends your pictures and laugh when you DM us. Respect your wife.
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4 years
When I ask for age and they say "yɛwoo me '79"
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4 years
Do the medical facilities know?
@tv3_ghana
#TV3GH
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“All senior high schools have been mapped to medical facilities across the country.” - @NAkufoAddo #3NewsGH
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1 year
Imagine complaining that a babe is too sexy to protest. Twitter is insane
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4 years
Nothing is funnier than the "guys the ICUs are filling up " tweets. The ICU ankasa some no dey nana
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2 months
Nothing worse than a patient who wants to show you they know people. What will I gain from speaking to a GHS accountant my good sir?
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The way restaurants and bars treat you in December is crazy man. The waiter that was almost bowing in March is now spitting in your face. Ei Akwasi they’ll leave oh
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4 years
You check the price of carpets and decide you're a minimalist anyway
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4 years
Your man say "I have seen corruption but this one is a discovery "
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African Americans basically built that country and have lived there for generations and your suggestion for their betterment is to move to a strange foreign country? I dunno for some of you
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