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@badmashlawyer
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Such a sweet family man. Such a nice man to have adopted two specially abled children. Love that pose. It almost looks like a Bharat Natyam Mudra. My little birdie tells me that all this could be just as deceptive as Wisteria Lane!🤪😎
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@badmashlawyer
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A second generation lawyer being feted by his parents after his first appearance before an uncle judge😉
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@badmashlawyer
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Doesn’t Justice Hrishikesh Roy remind you of that endearing judge from Jolly LLB 🥰
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@badmashlawyer
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Not every one grows up in dad judge’s Lutyens Bungalow to have time to pursue hobbies. Most first generation lawyers are struggling to make ends meet with the meagre salaries our profession prescribes for entrants.
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@badmashlawyer
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A son of a retired judge who was heading a tribunal was put on retainer by a company which had major cases before that tribunal. The son was innocently heard in the HC canteen lamenting “they pay so much fees but I wonder why they never ask me to appear in any case”. 😂😂😂
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@badmashlawyer
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IPS standards have gone to the dogs since coaching classes took over. Koi isko samajye ki Nadaun Lapid is not claiming to be “indian” and neither is he talking about “india”. As a lead juror he is sharing the evaluation of a competing film at a film festival!
@pranavmahajan
Pranav Mahajan
2 years
The hypocrisy of "Intellectuals": #AkshayKumar can't speak on India. #NadavLapid can even lie about India. Those who are supporting the adversaries of Bharat are also the adversaries of Bharat.
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@badmashlawyer
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Lawyers training to join practice in Delhi District Courts!
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@badmashlawyer
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Non collegium system gave us troublemakers like: Vivian Bose, Chinappa Reddy, Desai, Hidayatullah, Gajendragadkar, Krishna Iyer JJ Collegium system gave us gems like: Gogoi, Arun Mishra, Bobde, Khanwilkar, Nasir, MR Shah JJ So you decide ☺️ Happy Constitution Day!
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@badmashlawyer
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Examine any HC’s list of the persons appointed as local commissioners yearly. Now check out how many of them are first generation lawyers, with no mom or dad or uncle or aunty as a senior lawyer or a Judge. 😂☺️
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@badmashlawyer
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Lawyer-brawl will soon be declared an Olympic Sports!
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@badmashlawyer
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When u make so much shit loads of dosh that you actually need a van to collect your daily fees! 😎🤪😝
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@badmashlawyer
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Next year’s IFFI Jury 🤪.
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@badmashlawyer
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Do u think time has come for judges & constitutional functionaries such as the Speaker not to require people to pull their chairs for them?
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@badmashlawyer
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First Generation Lawyers looking at how the lawyer-son of a bureaucrat or a judge is getting panel after panel and local commissions into just 2-3 years of practice 😜
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@badmashlawyer
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2 years
Today is know how your tax money is wasted day. Gogoi who wangled the RS membership and a Lutyens Bungalow to “foster better understanding between the executive and the judiciary” has till date not asked a single question in the House.
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@badmashlawyer
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Post Lunch Final Hearing 😜🤪
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@badmashlawyer
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They should simply amend the constitution and provide that whichever state votes out India’s largest political party shall be automatically converted into a Union Territory without a legislature! 😂😂
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@badmashlawyer
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Ok. Now I have seen every thing. Hey Prabhu. Utha lo🫣
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@badmashlawyer
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Oh God! It’s a Saturday! 😬😬😬🫣🤐
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@badmashlawyer
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This Republic Day paying homage to the wonderful defence of the Constitution by these retired justices! 🙏
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@badmashlawyer
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Don’t give TV interviews to justify the Saturday Hearing you facilitated. No perfume of Arabia will come to your rescue. It is a shame you will have to live with Sirji. 😜
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@badmashlawyer
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Rijuju’s best argument against the Collegium system is, as follows:
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As long as there is no Delhj High Court order restraining me from mimicking Amit ji’s lawyer Salve, I am fine. I shall shout out from the rooftops “Heavens will not fall! Heavens will not fall!”
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@badmashlawyer
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Shit. Phas gaye. Now even I have to do or say something about Manipur😩
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@badmashlawyer
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That “Senior advocate walking around the court corridor with a paltan of juniors as a show of strength” wala feel! 😂😂
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@badmashlawyer
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A lawyer who primarily had only the NHRC panel and no high court practice and for that too usually briefed Soli to argue became a High Court judge with Sorabjee’s blessings. Now he is giving interviews about how there is no criteria to select judges 😂
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@badmashlawyer
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I know of a Salve joke but heavens will not fall if I refrain from sharing it with you! 😜
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@badmashlawyer
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What “heavens will not fall” is to Salve, “if this doesn’t shock the conscience of the court nothing will” is to Tushar Mehta. He tried it on Rastogi J in a sensitive chattisgarh matter with success and shut him up weeks ago only to be told by Joseph J “no it does not” yesterday!
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If the Supreme Court is wrong about the Collegium, could it also be wrong about the Ayodhya Case as well? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@badmashlawyer
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Bar Council of India Chief in a few years-now that Mannan Saar has allowed in goras😂😂
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@badmashlawyer
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One naughty boy long before Kartavya Kaal set in had ghost written an essay on how important the Places of Worship Act was!
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@badmashlawyer
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Dekha Hum Indic wale Jeet gaye!
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@badmashlawyer
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Dapper CJI’s first collegium decisions have got two state bar associations up in arms. Not the kind of debut he must have been expecting 😂
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@badmashlawyer
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I have the video. Wouldn’t be right to share. The fight was over reserving tables in canteen for senior lawyers & making young lawyers get up and give way. One lady lawyer slapped another, the other retaliated by pouring daal over her. Happy now. You peeps are such gossips! 🫢
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@badmashlawyer
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“PM Modi is our most popular, loved, vibrant and visionary leader”. -The Saturday Hearing Man
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@badmashlawyer
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Senior Counsel’s son posing with dad after winning his first case before Uncle Judge 🤓
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@badmashlawyer
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This Apple has fallen so far from the tree that there is grave risk for it being mistaken for a banana 🍌
@JethmalaniM
Mahesh Jethmalani
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I’ve no claims to being a psephologist but here are some predictions based on feedback from grassroot political workers, several pollsters who’ve got it right in the past and some reputed objective political persona with little axe to grind. First the #ExitPolls to be released
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@badmashlawyer
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The petitioner’s side in the Same Sex Marriage Case until Justice Bhat started asking questions……😂😂🤪😜
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@badmashlawyer
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I am contemplating filing PIL to bar lawyers from appearing in indian courts sitting outside india. After all if the court wants to initiate contempt against such lawyers or the Bar Council seeks to take disciplinary measures how will they be available within their reach ? 🤷🏾‍♀️
@barandbench
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I am contemplating filing PIL to bar Constitutional functionaries from engaging in debates, arguments on social media: Harish Salve to Supreme Court report by @DebayonRoy
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@badmashlawyer
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This govt tried very hard to oppose Navlakha’s house arrest in a library. Can’t blame them given their fear of anything remotely related to reading & learning. When the Court laughed him off Tushar should have insisted that at least the library should stock “Exam Warriors” 😇
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Retired non “anti-india” judges with a very clever and smart non retired CJI 🤪
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This is the executive-judiciary bonhomie that Gogoi has been quietly working for behind the scenes. God bless him. ☺️
@KirenRijiju
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I'm sure, nobody will dispute about the genuinely youthful looks of the Chief Justice of India, Justice D.Y. Chandrachud !!
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Made in Heavens will not Fall!
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I wish the opposition had named their alliance “income tax” 🫣😂🤪
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@badmashlawyer
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A delhi senior lawyer had years ago wangled police protection as a govt lawyer. Now it’s been years since he left the post. The guards still continue as he seems to enjoy the “stature” the police in toe brings. Things our tax money goes into funding I tell u!
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@badmashlawyer
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How item 40 on the mentioning list looks to the CJI. 🤪
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@badmashlawyer
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Came superseding many. He has proved himself worthy and has brought glory to himself by being part of historical judgments such as Ayodhya, Demonitisation and Hate Speech by Ministers! His hard work & compassion has made him surpass legendary jurists like Chagla & Hidayatullah!
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@badmashlawyer
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The court room no 2 has the portrait of the Great Dissenter-Justice HR Khanna. Whosoever retires from that court room gets a little rebellious 😜
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@badmashlawyer
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The Bharatiya Sakshya Adhiniyam (2023) trying to make it work with the Code of Civil Procedure (1908)!
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@badmashlawyer
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3 NLS passouts in the fray to be ASGs. 2 in the SC and 1 in DHC. While one is a “sangathan” lawyer, the other two are desperate for a saffron makeover. While one has started appearing for RSS in cases to the shock of judges, the other is distancing from problematic cases!
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One late lawyer politician’s son who is a lawyer turned sports Mogul is in the thick of a sexual harassment scandal! A birdie tells me the party has told him to lie low and agreed to manage the police and media for him. 😎
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@badmashlawyer
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Heavens would not have fallen if the journalist had named this third time lucky “top legal brain” of India who has besties in India and the UK. 🤪🤷🏾‍♀️
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@badmashlawyer
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Many are saying that Modiji has done nothing to get the Ram Temple built. I disagree. 🧛🏾‍♂️
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@badmashlawyer
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Most lawyers in the Top Court are nowadays scared if their matters get listed before one particular bench! It’s good for lawyers to be scared. 😜
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@badmashlawyer
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Just like “Gogoi knows what it means to ensure a safe workplace for women employees” or “Arun Mishra knows what it means to fight for Human Rights”. 😂
@ndtv
NDTV
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"Britain Knows What It Means To Fight For Freedom": Rishi Sunak In Ukraine
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Litigant leaving the Supreme Court after getting a stay as the caveator’s counsel looks on….
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Just saying we are “gender neutral” will not make u cool Milords especially when in the next breath you devalue women members of the Bar by suggesting, even in jest, that they join chambers depending on the looks of the senior. Not commenting on poor Gopal’s sex appeal! 🙈🙈🤪
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noscitur a sociis
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With friends like these… Gogoi is better with his enemies. 😂😂😂😂
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@badmashlawyer
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Mummy mummy mujhe bhi ek chahiye 🫣
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@badmashlawyer
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Second Generation Lawyer’s first appearance in Court before Uncle Judge 😜
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@badmashlawyer
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Has no resemblance whatsoever to a recent spat between a Bar President and the Chief. 🤣🤣😂😂
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This lady has been set up by the media house to run a godi utube channel. Just witness her level of understanding of geo-politics. As long as it meets the base levels of bulandshahar 😂😂
@palkisu
Palki Sharma
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Why doesn't India issue an advisory on the gun terror in the US? America has more guns than people. It saw 89 mass shootings in the last 3 months! Had India or any "third world" country seen even 9 shootings in 3 months, the US would've issued travel advisories & lectured them.
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There will be a multi chaptered treatise on constitutional law related to the role of the Governor and the Speaker. Then in the operative part it will be said that as the CM had resigned the Court cannot do anything.😆😆😆
@barandbench
Bar and Bench
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CJI: What happens if we come to the conclusion to say that excercise of power by governor was not correct? Singhvi: everything falls CJI: That is easy to say.. but what happens Uddhav Thackeray becomes CM. But he resigned no? It is like court being told that reinstate a govt
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The wrong person is wearing the wig 🤪
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@badmashlawyer
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Now in the appearance slip other than stating the ‘pronoun’ the lawyer wishes to be identified as, she/he/it/they must also state what his/her/it’s/their hobby is😜
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See how sweet Australia is. Without caring for the security of their own PM they have protected Modiji with a bullet proof shield in front of his face. ☺️
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@badmashlawyer
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DYC V Gautam Patel 🤪
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@badmashlawyer
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Photo #1 Amritkaal Photo #2 . India after June 4? #scbaelections
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@badmashlawyer
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Supreme Court when a party has straight away filed an Art 32 petition 😸
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At the early morning International Law -1 Class after having partied all night 😃😃
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@badmashlawyer
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Hey Bhagwan. Now brace for 10 chapters on gender justice. 350 pages on Violence against women at the workplace. Need for greater representation of women in the judiciary. Many footnotes & a para stating that as suicide is not a prohibited action no permission is required.
@barandbench
Bar and Bench
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A civil judge in Banda district of Uttar Pradesh has asked for permission from the Chief Justice of India DY Chandrachud to end her life, following the “abuse” and “harassment” she had endured in her career". The judge says she was sexually harassed by a district judge
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When the Senior Advocate’s junior sidelines the poor briefing advocate at the time of the case hearing ☠️
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One lady Judge of a prominent High Court is being compared with a lady justice of the Supreme Court for their marked similarities and steadfast devotion to the nation state. 😜
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@badmashlawyer
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Within a few weeks the Collegium has completely altered its recommendations! In the process a decent senior like Vishwanathan stands embarrassed to no end. Maybe Rijuju is right after all. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Law and Literature Elective Course No 1: Q: Explain the demerits of the Collegium System in poetic form. [5 marks] Ans:
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@badmashlawyer
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Major physical clash between lawyers involving a lady senior advocate in the Delhi High Court Canteen today. Parties are not done fighting. Matter likely mentioned before Court 1. 🫣
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@badmashlawyer
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@narendramodi
Narendra Modi
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Today, @imVkohli has not just scored his 50th ODI century but has also exemplified the spirit of excellence and perseverance that defines the best of sportsmanship. This remarkable milestone is a testament to his enduring dedication and exceptional talent. I extend heartfelt
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@badmashlawyer
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Litigants who do google search before approaching Lawyers might just land up at the Patna HC Bar Room and ask “Arrey SirJi U-tube famous gutkawale vakil sahab kaha milega?” 😂😂😜😜😜
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@badmashlawyer
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I woke up and wanted to wish India’s most visionary Prime Minister a very happy birthday…. But then I realised that I have to wait a couple of more months to be able to do so….
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@badmashlawyer
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When a judge son is elevated and is allotted his own spacious sarkari bungalow 😺
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Senior designation interview of a lawyer who is only prominent on social media would sound like….
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CJI winning the hearts of people by speaking in Gujarati. Under his visionary leadership the court today also gave justice to a Gujarati lady.
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Look who just got appointed as Expeller General of Bharat 😂😂😂😂😂
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@badmashlawyer
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For Ms Gobarmouth’s sake I hope your unsolicited legal advice is not of the same quality as your solicited legal inputs which went behind the atrocious new criminal laws. Poor Ram must be turning in his grave.
@JethmalaniM
Mahesh Jethmalani
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I dare him too. And I offer my pro bono service in your defence
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It is fabled that clients were billed even for the tea and biscuits consumed at his conferences. 😂🤣🙈 Poor chap. God bless his soul. #ShantiBhushan
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One Leader, One Party, One Election!
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You know u are doing something right when you have Manan Darling defending you 😊
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Impressive given that during her legal career poor thing never had to run from court to court and spent hours in the high court canteen. 🤣🤣🤣
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Bhakt from Bengal explaining to Bhakt from Manipur why President’s Rule should be imposed because of uncontrolled violence!
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A cruel & insecure ruler put innocents in jail and used all means foul and fair to perpetuate his reign. He thought he would rule forever and he was wrong as he had forgotten his Raj Dharma. On Janmashtami we remember that Our Lord has in every age delivered us from tyranny!
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Is Bindal a career judge or was he ever in the Bar when every Diwali he would be chased by the court staff for baksish? Modiji dreams of a Digital India. So what is wrong with these poor fellows resorting to PaytM?
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Rumour is that seven names from the Bar have been recommended by the Delhi High Court for judgeship. Includes Kavita Kha, Harish Vaidyanathan, Shwetasree Mazumdar, Ajay Digpaul and Tejas Karia!
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A senior’s clerk before the conference 🕺🏼
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Just when he stopped being the voice of the Indian South🤪
@amitmalviya
Amit Malviya
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Prime Minister Modi has emerged as the voice of the Global South…
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“Strange as it may appear, Savarkar & Jinnah instead of being opposed to each other on the one nation versus two nations issue are in complete agreement about it. Both agree, not only agree but insist that there are two nations in India” -Ambedkar
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@badmashlawyer
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Heartiest Congratulations to Hemant Gupta Ji. Sri Krishna has said don’t think about the fruits but toil away. Your hard work has been recognised. 🙏
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When the intern ends up asking whether there would be a stipend at the end of her training instead of waiting for her senior to approach the topic 😼
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Who anonymously wrote the judgement in Ayodhya with seven pages on Places of Worship Act only to show the green flag to Kashi and Mathura? If you know the answer you won’t be surprised about today’s somersault after reams on “cooperative federalism” 🤡😹
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@badmashlawyer
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CLAT Question: What is common to Dipak Mishra, Ranjan Gogoi, SA Bobde and DY Chandrachud? Answer: They have all been Masters of the Roster! 😎
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