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6 years
Gary Neville doesn't want any nephews
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Quite an allegation from Souness
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6 years
Moment of the World Cup for me. Proper shithouse, I'm absolutely in love with him.
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Aubameyang when he sees Patino has as many goals as him since October
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3 years
No Roy Keane? Instead they give us...Jermain Defoe!!?
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6 years
This still absolutely kills me. Incredible stuff from @WeahsCousin
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6 years
@sterling7 Mail: Raheem Sterling meets inspirational young man in FLIP FLOPS
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7 years
Let's get something clear @MrDtAFC . Hector Bellerin isnt disrespecting the fanbase by saying what he did about Arsenal Fan TV. He's calling out 15/20 people hungry for fame who make success off of us being shit. He's absolutely spot on and how defensive you are over it proves it.
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@BBCSport As someone who genuinely hates Jose Mourinho, the FA need to drop this personal agenda against him. Others do similar things and go unpunished. Embarrassing.
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@Jdickinson108 @HipsterManager I truly believe Emerson Royal doesn’t know his own name
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4 years
@Carra23 You lost your head here. G Nev set out clear reasons why Walker and Trippier offer better defensive cover, and are also good in the system we play, but you saw it as an attack on a Liverpool player clearly.
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6 years
Pedro is so good.
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4 years
Best thing about this is Keane saying they've been soft for the last 40 years, knowing full well some of those teams included Jamie Redknapp and were managed by his Dad. Elite rustler, our Roy.
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🗣 "When Mourinho leaves there will still be a softness to this Spurs team, they've been soft for the last 40 years." The Tottenham debate has begun, Roy Keane vs Jamie Redknapp 🍿
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Barnet "double" cheeseburger. One patty and half a bun. £6. Shocking. @FootyScran
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5 years
Hahahaha could there be a more British piece of punditry than this. "We don't know him" "He must be good, all Watford players are good"
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@JamesMilner Cheers for the info James
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6 years
@_AndyHa "It's not trouser snakes, that was snakes on a plane".
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6 years
Fucking hell 😭😭😭😭 @CelebrityRefs
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9 years
@WayneRooney Wonder how you came up with that name. Did you literally just say the first thing you saw in your house.
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@CptnPubWatch Hands on the wheel is killing me
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4 years
Mark David Chapman in December 1980
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5 years
Feel like pure shit, just want crime-free 2011 London back
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6 years
@goulcher @_csmithx Oh my word. A little look at that hashtag on Instagram and I'm horrified. I don't think these people have quite captured the appropriate mood.
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9 years
Remember when United fans thought they'd win the treble under Van Gaal because he subbed Tim Krul on at the World Cup.
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7 years
This is the most aids opinion in the country. You actually have to be incredibly fucking dense to think it's true.
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@SteveDawson0972 you're a better dribbler than most of our squad mate
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6 years
@ronniel8 @BBCSport Klopp regularly swears at officials, Wenger did it a lot, Conte never behaved himself and they were rarely charged.
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Incredible @CelebrityRefs
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5 years
@OwenJones84 To those piling on this in outrage: Use that outrage for Boris Johnson's Islamophobia, misogyny, racism, sexism and lies.
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3 years
@SkySportsNews Trent right now
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7 years
Ainsley Maitland-Niles v West Brom (Home) | 720p.
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@GNev2 Stick to politics Gary
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9 years
@Pele I had 3 wanks yesterday
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6 years
Was gonna watch Goals on Sunday to see what insight Big Sam could give me on the games yesterday. Then he said this about Jorginho so I decided to switch off.
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4 years
*Chefs kiss*
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The Palace: There isn't a problem with racism in the Royal Family Also the Palace:
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Prince Charles announces Katy Perry as British Asian Trust ambassador
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@CptnPubWatch “That’s one a them bananas off twittah” definitely my favourite sentence of the year so far.
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@_andrewkerr_ Obsessed with how he says Hamas
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@SkySportsPL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
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@BriannaTGJ @Oloni You fucking suck Brianna, have a shit day x
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8 years
Watching 2003/04 Invincibles season and found Ty @ArsenalFanTV
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@brimble_steve @sallynugent Who let yer da on the WiFi
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@NewsForAllUK Touchwood
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4 years
As paying customers we deserve so much more than watching some of these amazing matches with the likes of Steve McManaman, Robbie Savage, Jermaine Jenas and Martin Keown. Quarter Finals of the Champions League and that's what we were given. State of this channel.
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6 years
Jez went way too far when he killed Hans' goldfish.
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Unpopular opinion: peep show edition
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@aaronramsey I will personally sort this out if you stay.
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Arsenal players in for a gym session at 9pm this evening. That's my club ❤️❤️
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@NewsForAllUK Quite literally the worst banter I have ever heard in my life.
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@Carra23 Klopp in for Klavan
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@OwenJones84 And he hacked a dead girls phone. Don't forget that bit.
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@BeardedGenius It's this family from Eastenders isn't it?
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@thegrandtour The May After Tomorrow #GrandTourAFilm
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@markwhlte Always makes me chuckle that Dave had to tell him to stop rapping his verses, and just do AJ Traceys.
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@trenzsofficial_ @Xhakaed Might as well have said "Harry Kane type skin" and just be done with it.
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Has got it going on
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Watkins MOM
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@SkySportsNews Manchester United and Liverpool after rival fans thought they'd sunk as low as they possibly could
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@brightwest269 it didn't happen anyway, you made it up for retweets. Bit weird really
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@chiddyafc @LacazetteAlex You made it bro 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 UP THE CHELS KTBFFH
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@igdevsam @ecomarxi @UNRWA Following your superb point about nazis, when will Israel be completing their re-education?
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@NewsForAllUK Not if you don't pay for tickets
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@thatguysjokes Oi instagram
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@SkySportsPL @LFC How's Jamie Redknapp getting on with his assignment?
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@premierleague OMG hahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
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@DannyTaylorDT @WeahsCousin A supreme piece of work.
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@Arsenal @aaronramsey @FAWales Hope his curse kills Stan Kroenke
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@SkySportsPL Because he'll win fuck all else at Spurs?
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Was just telling my mate about @Coldwar_Steve and he said he'd never heard of him. Made him have a look and the last half an hour has been spent watching him crying with laughter.
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I fucking despise what AFTV has turned this fanbase into. Young, arrogant dickheads who think they have a divine right to decide who manages or plays for Arsenal Football Club. Get a job and don't ever go near our stadium again you utter wastes of life.
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Been waiting for Richard Bransons downfall for nearly 2 decades.
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BREAKING: Court documents allege sex tapes taken of Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton and Sir Richard Branson by Jeffrey Epstein Read more ⬇️
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@AndyHa_ Rickarldilshun.
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@GNev2 Please get Carra on the phone and record it 😭😭😂😂
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@_DHOTYA This is all we ever got in our dentists waiting room
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Emi Martinez. That's it. That's the tweet.
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Currys, Game, John Lewis, Tesco and Asda all sold out. Down to Amazon
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@GNev2 @RishiSunak A Tory announcing good policies. Are we dreaming Gary?
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The amount of shit opinions on Sky is unbelievable. Graeme Souness on Sarri: "High pressing isn't anything new, he isn't gonna win trophies in OUR league if he isn't more pragmatic". Jamie Redknapp: "Listen, he's from Italy so he don't care about style, he cares about winning"
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@4949_Undefeated @OzilThings No he's not, he's German.
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@Jlloyd100 @NewsForAllUK Why should someone who is exempt have to wear a mask?
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@BillyNellisV2 @AndyHa_ @DanielGBatch YEAH I NO RIGHT EE JUST WANTS THE GROOMIN GANGS OFF ARE STREETS N HE'S JUST SAYIN WOT WE ALL FINK ANYWAY. CANT EVEN SAY UR BRITISH THESE DAYS OR THEY THROW U IN JAIL 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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@AndyHa_ I reckon they're susceptible to counter attacks Jeff
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@SkySportsMNF @Arsenal @GNev2 @Carra23 @SkySportsPL @CPFC @LFC What Gary said 🙌🏼 People need to have patience and give him 3 or 4 windows to get rid of some of the shit we have.
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@robhull83 @cdavison_afc What's going on here then
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Arteta could win 5 leagues, multiple cups and a CL and he wouldn't have a greater legacy than Arsene Wenger. Wenger was a trailblazer, changed the entire game of football. It's not a criticism of Arteta that he'll never be that, it's just a compliment to the genius of Wenger.
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Arteta will have a greater legacy at Arsenal than Wenger
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@GNev2 Still not as good as this
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Gary Neville doesn't want any nephews
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Roy Keane during Manchester United's pre-season tour (2004).
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