Whoz Dean Lyyyyk @CptnPubWatch Twitter profile

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

@CptnPubWatch

10 months

Ref: “It’s only a friendly lads take it easy” Trai Hume: “Hold my deer” @hume_trai #SAFC 🔴⚪️

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8 months

Hands down. THEE best “Can’t park there m8” I’ve ever seen. Prove me wrong 😂

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Hahahahahahaha

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8 months

WHO’S THAT JUMPIN OUT THE SKY R-E-Y #619 @reymysterio

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2 years

When the Kets a bit stronger than you expected #KettereyDahmer

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10 months

Xmas dinner prep day 👌🏻

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4 months

Must think I was born yesterda these scammers

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1 year

29 years old until i found this out. My mind is completely blown WTF 🤯🤯🤯

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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1 year

Weve all been there

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11 months

Hats off to single fathers everywhere, seen this absolute gent, pushing hes babies up a hill in the pissing down rain for 5 minutes. Woulda offered him a lift, but i was smoking in the van so thought of the kids health 💙

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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7 months

All fun and games til ya bump into ya mar in Asda, and she’s got 2 ribeyes, a Bottle of Wine and a pack of throat lozenges

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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1 year

RIP DJ Casper, this video is from 2018, 2g of the finest Auntie Mandddyyy. I will pay tribute and do a remake next weekend…… With K, pray for Rhysie #ChaChaSlide #DJCasper

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1 year

Lad who made the Cha Cha Slide just died, anyone got the vid of @CptnPubWatch doing a load of gear to it? Account that had it got deleted ffs man 😂😭

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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10 months

Stay safe everyone, lots of love from me nd big Harv

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

@CptnPubWatch

2 years

Anyone lost a German Shepherd in Gateshead?

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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1 year

Absolutely buzzing with it, thank you mate !!!! @__Bullfrog for ya ink folks, cracking job my pal 😎 #TheExtraTesticle

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1 year

It was only on an A4 sheet of paper it just took him fuckin ages

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1 year

Katie Price's son Harvey Price has set a world record for the longest drawing of a train.

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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1 year

My mate Joshy Gee, doing Zante in style, looked like he’d been kicked to fk after #SplattamaWhitbread

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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2 years

If you prefer the winter and dark miserable nights, over the long beautiful summer nights, you’re either a burglar or a rapist

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1 year

When the punters asking too many questions so ya tell him to gan have a look himself

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5 months

Love finding old baby pics of me 🥰

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1 year

Canny one from the vault 😂😂😂😂

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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3 months

Funniest thing av heard in ages, Me pals just been for a massage and a happy ending reet, nd he reckons. “Mate it was the best rub n tug av had, she looked is dead in the eye and just spat allowa it, honest me toes were throwing gang signs up behind her back” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

@CptnPubWatch

2 years

Just found this video from my stay in Dublin last summer, i must say the room service was canny 🍽 #MyDebtBillJustKeepsDublin

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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9 months

So some local lad from SR5 was after a Thai massage, and my pal told him. “Theres one in town, and if ya want a happy ending ya wait til the end and roll over and tak ya boxers off” Hes arnly rolled owa at the end with a raging hard on and the bird rang the bizzies hahahahahahah

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

@CptnPubWatch

2 years

Aye, til that one beer the kind lady decided to give you, leads you to get a packet. Next thing yanar, its Sunda, ya in the same clothes, ya owe £500 out, ya sitting skint, texting the missus to try get back in the gaff, and West Ham got beat… Cheers love, but i’ll av an orange

Football Away Days

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2 years

As West Ham fans collected their tickets for tonight’s game against Silkeborg, staff from the club came out and handed out free beers. That is top class! 🍻👏 #WHUFC

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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1 year

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@carlyjohnson123

1 year

Only bad thing about this weather is have the windows open and end up with the cast of bugs life chillin in my front room

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1 year

Strim Shady

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2 years

Her Instagram photos VS her in the local boozer on a weekend

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

@CptnPubWatch

11 months

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha

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@Danny39098934

11 months

@EllandRoad Biggest stadium in the league and only offer 2k tickets. Absolute wet wipes

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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2 years

This is far too funny not share with the twitter world by the way. Worse drug experience of my life 😂😂😂 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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1 year

As if the undercover Bizzies are cutting about as if they’re dropping Half Qs of StarDawg off on Surrons 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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2 years

One video, two life hacks

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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10 months

Happy New Year everyone ! Just tried to shoot a firework out me mouth, must be a dud

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1 year

@petercrann79 Might wanna pass back to your keeper

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1 year

Bet shes got a sore head today, with her 9 kids running about #DisgustinTimberlake #DisgustinBeiber

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1 year

Got diabetes

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1 year

Why he got one Nike trainer and one timberland boot?

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1 year

People make Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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6 months

What a beautiful, kitchen utensil, I have just had delivered 👍🏻 18g metal piece of cowie, gonna be serving slugs up like LineArdo Da Vinci at the weekend🤺

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

@CptnPubWatch

2 years

This guy is called Mousey, he came to hes first rave with me at the age of 18. He was (and still is), my little apprentice, just came across this video from a few months back of me giving him hes 21st birthday card. He earned it 😎 🐭 💙

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

@CptnPubWatch

2 years

Well, just received my Dads ashes back there. Rather than scatter them, im gonna put them in a chicken vindaloo, cos i want him to dribble out my arse one last time #RestEasyPappadom

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

@CptnPubWatch

6 months

Imagine tho, stood in a kitchen at 4 o’clock in the morning, and Ryan Garcia is fulla sniff , skitzed off he’s heed talking about conspiracy theories and hoying body shots every time ya walk past him or lean down for a line, fk that for a laugh, taxi, there’s away, tra 👋🏻

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6 months

Ryan Garcia x Colby Covington 💪🔥 🎥 @RyanGarcia #UFC #Boxing #MMA

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1 year

Yazzy Dee was realun

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1 year

People always talk about French Snapchat…. UK Snapchat is just as funny

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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9 months

Morning Twitter, just put half of it in my Weetabix, the rest of the banana has dragged its self down to the GUM clinic, to get its self checked out in case I’ve gave it out 😂😂😂

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2 years

Anyone for some Cowie fried rice and trips? #EggFriedRights

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2 years

Taking it back to the days when i was giving out free haircuts during lockdown, off my very barnacle, looking fresh boss man 💈 #TheRealStrimShady #OsamaStrimLaden #StrimmySaville #StrimdlersList #StrimstonChurchill #MenBehavingBaldly #BartStrimpson

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10 months

Might as well gan all out and get Sam Fender on at half time

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2 years

Wash the windows with sand paper in downhill

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1 year

BANG. EXPLOSION. EVERYBODIES DEAD.

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1 year

Gun to your head, what song can you recite word for word without messing up?

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Whoz Dean Lyyyyk

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9 months

Never in my life , have i walked out of the stadium after a loss, never mind a 3-0 loss, also against Newcastle, and everyone was still smiling (90%anyway). Had a class day, we lost, but we lost with pride. Still singing after the final whistle. All in all, good day 🔴⚪️

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9 months

FTM

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1 year

Luton Town have just won promotion to the premier league, this is the away entrance to their ground 🤯🤯

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11 months

As if the Borrussi Dortmund page have posted this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … Theres away , tra tra 👋🏻

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11 months

Hope Germany was a rag time, Scotty 😉

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1 year

Sitting in Turkey and my pal has just sent me this from North Hylton Road… This is what happens when ya try nick legs of lamb from Lidl, Oh god how ive missed SR5 #CanHeDoItOnAColdRainyNightInSR5

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1 year

🔴⚪️ @Amaddiallo_19 #SAFC

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11 months

No words 😡😡😡😡😡

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1 year

Just been told, the lad is only 16. WTF 😳 no way, well played son hahaha

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1 year

What’s the country coming to?😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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2 years

Put Santas goodies out last night, for him and hes reindeer. Woke up this morning and the lot was gone, so happy I contributed towards the delivery of all the kids presents 🥰. I just hope Santa didnt get pulled on the A19 off the coppers #RudolfsPawWillBeSwingingAllowa

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1 year

Smoking crack as a pre workout is on another level

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2 years

DJ Mandy Whitby #VinylRitchie

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Jewiiiiiii 🔴⚪️😎😎😎🔴⚪️ @Jewisonoficial9 #SAFC

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1 year

One year gone, her memory lives on

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8 months

I see Mo Salah is still carrying that injury, nightmare for Liverpool fans

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9 months

Imagine a rubber dinghy washing up on the South Coast of the Channel in France, full of foreign women, going back to all the war and hunger, cos they are fleeing the UK from Joey Barton hahahahahahahahaha

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Eni Aluko says she has fled the country in fear for her safety after Joey Barton's vile comments about her

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2 years

Too funny not to share with Twitter this, my Facebook is full of complete gold hahahaha #MarkWheely

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#JustStickThatPacketOnMeBillMate

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Hashahahaha

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This lil GEM 💎 popped up on my memories , Cant remember writing it, well played Rhys lad 👏🏻

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Aye Adam nee bother pal

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#CharlieAndTheChocKetFactory #DoubleWrecker #SillyWonka #AugustusScoop #VioletYaTurningViolent #CharlieBuckKet

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11 months

The face, the club.

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11 months

the face vs the club <3

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6 months

Sunderland Glass Centre 🤯 Wtf

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10 months

“Sunderland turned out, the place was red and white, I could hear them singing Wise men from the changing rooms” 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ “You know the names I want, Eubank, Benn, get any of them down ere” @ChrisEubankJr Yessss @JOSHPBK 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

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2 years

At one point i even brayed me arn mar #ShesAssualtOfTheEarthHerMind #AssaultAndPepperChips #AssaultBae #CrimdamDene #ViolenceOfTheMams

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1 year

@RH_1872 Peter Enkleman, blackburn goalie at one point, let a throw in, gonin hes own net, but it rolled over hes foot i think 😂😂😂

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11 months

My lass, whos from Pennywell, asked why I didnt do this for her ???

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Secretly learning Korean for a year, just so you can surprise your wife with it on her wedding day, is stuff made from movies.

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2 years

£50 for whoever can guess what he said. Its amazing what a fat bomb of mandy can do #MDMAmazing

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1 year

Never a dull moment in Redhouse #PhetCadet #YoureAWhizHeadHarry

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1 year

FA cup semi finals should never be played at Wembley simple as that

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1 year

This atmosphere and amount of empty seats for an FA Cup SEMI FINAL is sad to see…

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1 year

1 more corner either team. Bags, Slags, Fuck The Mags.

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1 year

9 minutes in 🤣

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1 year

He looks familiar

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

1 year

Burnley fans to Manchester City fans at Turf Moor tonight.. “We support, we support, we support our local team…” 😬 #TwitterClarets #MCFC

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5 months

Good set of kids right there, parents should be proud 🥰

Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️⚪️

@AdamP1242

5 months

Appreciate the warm hospitality tonight 👏🏻

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1 year

Absolute unreal fighting tackle, specially when ya in Spain, and its uncut, unlike the 5% and 4.6% bashed gear ya see in the UK 5.4%, wallop, tellys owa the balcony the lot, tra tra tra 👋🏻

Pints Of Beauty

@PintsBeauty

1 year

Honest opinions on San Miguel please 👇🏻

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11 months

Merry Xmas, from, SR5 🎅🏻

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11 months

The greatest boxer of my generation, RIP , absolutely shocked at this like 🥊 💙 🪽

Boxer’ Floyd Mayweather found dead in LA home

www.sanfranchronicle.com

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2 years

Benjamin Mendy has had more attempts at rape this season (7), than Callum Wilson has had attempts on goal (4) 💩

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1 year

No words for this one 🤣🤣🤣

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@Ctsthtat01 If by Benidorm ya mean Blackpool aye

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KJ🪐

@K0ll3X

2 years

what’s the worse you’ve seen someone get cooked on twitter? 🤔

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Avin a pint down the Quayside and some lads from down south recognised me from twitter… The Only had a spare ticket for me for the match, fkn rights was we chanting Sunderland songs in the Gallowgate end 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🔴⚪️ FTM, cheers for a wicked night lads 👍🏻 #RhysiesssNotComingggHome