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@buddytempestv2

11 months

We're reaching the Axel Disasi is better than Konate territory very very sharpish

Chelsea FC

@ChelseaFC

11 months

Three wins on the bounce! 💪 #BurChe

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Dillon is boxing like Diego Simeone

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8 months

Player asking for the ball never seen that icl

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@teaandchips

8 months

Love this angle before Salah’s goal and how he’s signalling to Trent to pass

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Havertz more npg than Palmer

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Doku no hero academia 1/7 successful dribbles v Dan Burn

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Mudryk lowkey having a better season than Martinelli

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Phil Foden

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Moisés Caicedo has arrived at Merseyside ( @LFCApproved 🥉)

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Enzo Fernandez has arrived in London (CFCPys🥉 )

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1 year

Chelsea fans when they come 13th again but thier books are balanced

CFCDaily

@CFCDaily

1 year

For those who love to study Chelsea’s finances (mainly outsiders) which is what FFP is measured on. 📈🟢Significant profit on Havertz 📊🟡Broke even on Koulibaly 📉🔴Expected small loss on Ziyech 📈🟢Expected profit on Mendy 📈🟢Significant profit on Kovacic + Wages off.

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Chelsea fans when finish 12th again but they let every big club know not to mess with their transfer targets

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Somoene's Huawei P30 after that buzzer

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1 year

Another 3 points deya 🔥🔥

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@CFCPys

1 year

Caicedo never even wanted to discuss personal terms with Liverpool. ( @TheAthleticFC ) #CFC

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1 year

Fabrizio's Huawei P30 when Ornstien gets another exclusive and he already hit his 6000 charecter quota

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1 year

Yet again Chelsea fans (shock) fail to read between the lines and actually fathom the situation they're in. Under no circumstance does an academy player never mind the finest talent to bred the English shores since Rooney be moving to another top 6 team. Vile institution

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@CFCPys

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🚨 Mason Mount goodbye message. Via his Instagram. ( @masonmount )

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2 years

Potter’s wife when she sees a taper fade for the first time in flesh

Absolute Chelsea

@AbsoluteChelsea

2 years

Graham Potter: "I have had a haircut from somebody that cuts the lads' hair. So probably that has made a difference, I don't know. It cost a lot more than I thought it was going to." [via @BBCSport ]

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2 years

He's spent 400M? Yanited fans forcing this rags to riches gimmick for no reason

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1 year

Poor guy looks traumatised. He must feel imprisoned here at a European club. Surely we should let him go to a mid-table side to make him feel happier.

Brighton & Hove Albion

@OfficialBHAFC

1 year

Good to see you, @MoisesCaicedo55 ! 🤗

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9 months

Unemployed people complaining about a new weekday

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2 years

Me telling my kids CR7 wasn't top 5

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@avisualgame

2 years

A simple question. Who are your top 5 best footballers of all-time, in order?

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1 year

Bohely is destroying so many potential careers and Chelsea twitter mask it as a youth project 😂😂😂 Most of these transfers are pawns for profit driven sadists who don't necessarily have to care about the club but there's no need to pretend what we're doing is ethical

Pys

@CFCPys

1 year

Where does this narrative come from that Chelsea are “a bit of a mess” or “in a mess” • squad full of talented, young, hungry players • perfect manager for said squad • cleared out 10+ underperforming players and drastically reduced wage bill • Boehly realised

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

Most g/a in Europe btw, not saying he should of won but the way he gets shafted at award ceremonies and people question why he's becoming less stoic and more arrogant as time goes on

Ballon d'Or

@ballondor

2 years

Ranked at the 6th place for the 2022 Ballon d’Or! @KMbappe @PSG_inside #ballondor

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

Arsenal and Liverpool only real clubs with any sort of class left tbh. Would also explain why Chelsea have been blowing out cash like a sovereign-funded club. They should of been buried 6 foot under when we had the chance last year

James Nalton

@JDNalton

1 year

The Saudi PIF now owns majority stakes in each of these Saudi clubs and has also invested in Chelsea's majority owner Clearlake Capital. Chelsea co-owner Todd Boehly visited Saudi Arabia this month and now Chelsea are selling unwanted, high-earning players to these teams...

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

Best right winger itw at 21,yet doesn't get half the hype of other youngsters

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2 years

How good is Saka?

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@buddytempestv2

10 months

Never forgotten playing at a trial when the coach told me to tell an Italian who knew no English to be a ball playing CB. After 30 seconds of him not understanding anything, I said “Benoit Badiashile” and he immediately got what I meant

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Calm

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10 months

“Disasi clears Konate” just 2 weeks ago 😭 Chelsea fans are the masters of conjuring up fragmented storytelling. Existential delusion of the highest order

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

PR team saw the Mount news and hoodwinked the propah chels lot when he's baking off injured again for half the season

Reece James

@ReeceJames

1 year

@_ambehi I say no.

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10 months

This league has acc been sold to the gulf states 😂. It’s Newcastle/man city vs the rest.

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@kIassic_kb Bro that's literally Azpi

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2 years

Lukaku is k!lling me

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1 year

Curtis Jones needs to get an attorney

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@Sxne19iv2 Mbappe v foden

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@buddytempestv2

10 months

Nah Gallagher stands out in a 300M midfield every game and people lie on his name every week 🤣 He's been a top 5 midfielder itl for 3 months now

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

He had more g/a than hazard in 15/16 and 17/18 and people were saying hazard played with bums??

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@CFCRetro

2 years

Willian - All 22 Goals + Assists for Chelsea in 2017/18

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

The aesthetics/lengness of Havertz + the kit combo oozes proper class. It has that sense of affluence you'd only feel at Real Madrid. Chelsea fans fake jubilee in the quotes but will let this guy walk bare faced in West London on his ones. You fumbled once again. Good riddance

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1 year

He’s here 🤩

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1 year

Another 3 points deya 🔥🔥

Dubois

@CFCDUBois

1 year

WE LOVE YOU 😭😭😭💙 @RomeoLavia

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11 months

Always good to remember that Ibou Konate hasn't played more than 18 league games in a season since 2019

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1 year

Enzo He's just shite ain't he

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Nunez acc plays football like how gideomatic tweets

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@buddytempestv2

10 months

Winning like this is so clear man idc. You just go on about your day whilst the rest of the neanderthals continue to yap with fake outrage like a pack of sheep

The xG Philosophy

@xGPhilosophy

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Fulham (1.17) 0-1 (0.74) Man Utd

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1 year

Villareal lacked lol, they should of put a Balon d'or clause in. Him and Jesus are the last heirs to 17/18 Firmino and if you can't see it you probably employ Hojlund/Haaland up front

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

Martinelli is a significantly greater goal threat than hazard?? Pseudo dribbles and high key passes with low xA, give me someone way more direct

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@utdcynical

2 years

How’ve the gone from having Hazard topping these charts to Martinelli

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Lewis Miley watching “mainoo” get hooked for Amrabat

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3/18 at (H) with sovereign state like funding but we nullified Arsenal last week 🔥🔥🔥

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9 months

All caps for a near enough off day Enzo performance 😂. Double standards is unreal

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@Ic3Evaa

9 months

SOMEONE DROP THE MAINOO COMP NOW!

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11 months

@DinoCFC Nah but Caicedo never even wanted to discuss personal terms with Liverpool 🔥🔥

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2 years

U gotta feel for Mudryk, he probably co-signed the move out of Love for his country and felt the pressure to accept the deal since the Money would aid his Motherland

Matt Law

@Matt_Law_DT

2 years

Shakhtar president Akhmetov has given a statement on Mudryk's Chelsea move, pledging £22m to Ukraine "soldiers, defenders and families". He said: "I am confident that we will win (the war). And we will play a friendly against Chelsea at Donbass Arena in a Ukrainian Donetsk."

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@JoseeSTM

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1 year

Chelsea fans when they finish 12th but Enzo hit the jackpot with Lavia and Caicedo

CFCDaily

@CFCDaily

1 year

He waited 6 months to hit the jackpot getting both Caicedo & Lavia 🤣

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Chelsea fans when they finish 12th again but Enzo has been just as good as Bellingham or Rice

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@Iewdawg

1 year

enzo been as good if not better than both but 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 !!!

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Manchester United

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The Erik ten Hag era has begun.

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

Klopp has to be an insane motivational speaker, if i was one of his starters from the past 5 years, i think i'd be 6ft under about 20 times over

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@HWestwoodP

2 years

it just hit me that if you changed just 5 Liverpool results from the last 5 years, they would be CL winners, then invincible centurions + CL double winners, centurions again and then quadruple winners

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@buddytempestv2

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Kenilworth road ain't for everyone eh

Liverpool FC

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10 months

It finishes level. #LUTLIV

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

No need to scare Endo anymore lad. He already left the pitch

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1 year

Botman titan

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2 years

Chelsea v Yanited at home is such a shit aesthetic even if its at night, it doesn't feel like a big six game at all

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@buddytempestv2

11 months

Is no one gonna clip that Gallagher turn or is everyone waiting for that one miss pass under pressure by 3 Fulham players. Rinse and repeat

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

If Liverpool do get Enzo (Unlikely) and an athletic RCM (probably Bellingham), i think the discourse around Fabinho being washed will go away when he's given less off the ball work

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@buddytempestv2

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I’m sat here, confused. I can understand Chelsea have been a bigger club than us since 2004. But why is Caicedo so desperate for the move? He could play a year in Europe, with a club that made him, and get better offers? He’s rushing his career for no reason. Odd decision

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

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Moises Caicedo isn't best pleased with Brighton 😬 #BBCFootball

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@kae1enftbl_ @Sup3rbobb industrial revolution limbs

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No idea why Bellingham's agents aren't in concrete talks with Arsenal. No bust potential in the Xhaka role as opposed to this saviour complex he has with Liverpool

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

Chelsea fans still yet to clock Colwill aint changed his Insta dp. He don't rate you man 😂😂😂

Pys

@CFCPys

1 year

De Zerbi: “I would like to play with Colwill and Caicedo together” ( @NizaarKinsella )

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@ReeceJames always knew trent was better

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“Dembouz will cook Dan Burn fam”

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@buddytempestv2

9 months

Laughed out loud Liverpool fans think they’ll still be part of the title race around Feb/March

LFCJ

@Ifcj__

9 months

I’m relaxed icl we’re still winning the league, just annoying that Arsenal will still consider themselves contenders for now

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@idoxvi he didn't do nutting wrong, it was more on timber losing the ball

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@ewan10i

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Wow

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No one clocked that today was part of a black mirror ep...

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

Open Play xG : Liverpool - 24.39 Arsenal - 24.11 City - 23.49 Man United - 21.48 Newcastle - 20.99 Spurs - 19.01 Chelsea - 13.56 (UnderStat)

The xG Philosophy

@xGPhilosophy

2 years

🔥 Most xG created this season: ◎ Arsenal - 29.61 ◎ Man City - 29.16 ◎ Tottenham - 27.36

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

Vlahovic at Fiorentina was literally better than Dortmund Haaland let's not rewrite history

Alex Goldberg

@AlexGoldberg_

1 year

Nicolas Jackson > Dušan Vlahović

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@buddytempestv2

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Enzo get a g/a jalenj 😭😭😭 you’re a 120M player brav

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

Odegaard aint got the tenacity of Mount which is why he'll always be a tier below him

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Funniest avi oat

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This Newcastle win

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

This just goes to show the main difference between Foden and Saka is people travel from around the world to watch/study Saka. With Foden, the TV will suffice.

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@buddytempestv2

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Jorginho got Arsenal in a top 4 race in less than 3 games 😂😂😂😂😂

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@skengteta Reguilon

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@chiddyafc we're shameless we just spent the gdp of sudan in the past 6 months and we can't hang with relegation candidates

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@buddytempestv2

11 months

Liverpool fans think they can just slap a CAM->DM card on Mcallister and they’re sweet 😂

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@buddytempestv2

9 months

Caicedo seems to be a late bloomer for contention of signing of the summer. Reckon narratives on him will shift sharply positive by Feb/March. LFC fans are running out of milk

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@buddytempestv2

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🌪️¹⁰

@zu_riel0

2 years

When Jesus gets elite ball striking dlc its over for the league

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

If the Butcher asks for a fade you shut up and take it 🔪🩸

utdreport

@utdreport

1 year

Licha 🥶💈

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

Crossing aside, Bruno low-key has a better final ball than KDB.

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@fuadyabz23

1 year

Bruno Fernandes ~ 22/23

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

Chelsea fans abusing both of them like Madeuke and Enzo won't be failing upwards at Madrid and United in 2025 when we're still midtable. Until we drop the chavy gimmick and start having a bit of regalness and elegance about the club this cycle will continue.

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1 year

We’re ready @mateokovacic8

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

Yeah Newcastle have deffo taken our spot in the big six

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

@Sxne19iv2 Your trolling post tucheliban

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Foden aint catching enough heat on the timeline for my liking

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“Sterling needs to be benched” twitter

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2 years

@Sxne19iv2 Ur hit rate since Tuchel went India

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

I think Man yoo fans overlooked the gravity of Weghorst during the run in and why he was vital to them finishing 3rd He faced backlash for lack of g/a but anyone who did Military/Geopolitics irl knew how much of a family man he was on the pitch but a warrior in the dressing room

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@UtdPlug

1 year

Manchester United lost 3-0 to Burnley in a behind closed doors match today at Carrington. 🔴

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@buddytempestv2

1 year

You can't name me one club that's spent almost £1bn in 3 transfer cycles and still having to harbour the most uncertainty for their future. You're all relying on hope when it's contradictory to how incessantly reactionary most of the fanbase is to one slight turmoil

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@buddytempestv2

2 years

Only like 5 players itw can genuinely execute that pass at 3.28

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@buddytempestv2

4 months

I know a guy who knows a guy at Cambridge doing their dissertation on relations between coaching and indoctrination and he brought up how Arne slot once asked a group of youth, "If anyone here believes in telekinesis, raise my hand" and the rest was history

Chelsea FC

@ChelseaFC

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Full-time. #CFC | #ArsChe

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@buddytempestv2

11 months

The privilege that Isak has playing for a small club lol. He gets bullied and marked out in games like this so easily but no one cares about Newcastle so no one bats an eye

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