Bayern Guy @TheBayernGuy_ Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Bayern Guy

2 months

Look at his face. His smile. He knows what he's going to do, the opponent knows what he's going to do, everyone knows. And it still works. I miss watching you play, Arjen

130

3K

43K

Last Seen Profiles

@abushadi1395

@akira_kosemura

@joehas

@Rateo_re

@care_hugo

@UKIMarce

@Satur_nights

@rrysh

@altera5016

@BellatrixAiden

@chiveboner

@RedLReviews

@spark546506

@PGamerdude

@FrancescoSavoia

@BrittaSigm

@xn170081944462

@BiggsAudrey

@Dax79

@pipopipo_7

@utsa_sga

@uncle_roberto

@aixiaoqing_

@Tog4Policy

@SierraNevada

@AliHazaristani

@ll_l2Ri

@virusoflust

@mohamedshia

@b7428546217110

@biia137

@Ramlalbeniwal_

@Moore33Gaming

@MadridTrc

@LePetitLillois

@veroIAQ

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

11 months

At that moment, I screamed. Jamal Musiala is definitely him

117

652

8K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

2 months

Whether Xavi Simons goes to Bayern or not, this goal will never leave my mind. Legendary.

20

93

7K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

Marcelo, about Cristiano Ronaldo's offside goal in 2017 against Bayern. 📸PodPah

163

1K

6K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

18 days

La Masia is truly special. What a beauty Aznou.

14

127

4K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

6

176

3K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

4 months

This is exactly what you've always wanted in a defender, isn't it?

13

79

3K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

The trauma is real. But certain things need to stay in the past. It's no secret to any of you that I am looking forward to the arrival of an S.A. player at Bayern. CB, from São Paulo. A raw talent to be refined In this thread, you will get to know Lucas Beraldo 🧶

265

137

2K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

"Harry Came" "Two Brazilian-style players" "Harry Kane joga bonito" "Come on Harry, we need more" Thomas Muller, I tip my hat to you (📸 @ArthurQuezada )

24

133

2K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

11 months

Ballon D Or material. Leroy Sane

25

181

2K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

7 months

Are we going to act like this is normal?

31

44

2K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

18 days

Fairs.

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

18 days

Kompany Ball wow

0

2

65

13

104

1K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

@Serendipity1781 Yeah.. ask a Brazilian 😁

4

8

1K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

2 months

This is where any hope I had for Kompany dies. Jesus Christ, what a disaster this guy is on the pitch. It's so frustrating to watch him play, my God.

82

9

1K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

7 months

Musiala in his best specialty. Needs to refine the final pass

4

72

1K

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@nonewthing Because the Goat is Neuer. And Alisson is not better than Buffon and Casillas.

42

23

954

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

4 months

Yesterday I was 100% Bayern, today I'm 200% Bayern

19

75

957

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

Marcelo on the 7-1 defeat against Germany in the 2014 World Cup: You know that dream where you know you'll wake up? You tell yourself, 'Stay calm, the ghost doesn't exist?' Well, I never woke up. It was the biggest defeat of my life. It was tough. The crowd didn't even boo. I

6

32

897

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

8 months

@iMiaSanMia Imagine someone telling you in 2021 that this would be an Thomas Muller interview.

4

5

820

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

7 months

@nonewthing Yes.

6

17

790

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

4 months

Dier really left London to live in Munich and left Tottenham for Bayern. He must be forever grateful

2

12

797

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

1 month

Always on my team. Extend.

Bayern & Germany

@iMiaSanMia

1 month

Bayern are prepared to extend Joshua Kimmich's contract, but only with a pay cut. It's unlikely that Kimmich would agree to that at his prime as a footballer. And it's difficult to justify when, compared to Kimmich - who is a regular starter for years and rarely injured - Thomas

155

102

3K

2

26

779

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

1 year

@MunichFanpage No, my friend. Please, don't compare going to Real Madrid with going to Al Ittihad. Please, don't. Delete it.

2

4

747

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

4 months

Advice for my Bayern friends here on Twitter: It's just football. Some people suffer too much because of it. It's not worth it. It's an empty pain. May you and your household be well.

35

37

706

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

8 months

I miss Cancelo

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

8 months

RB assist, LB goal. Only at Real Madrid.

136

214

4K

6

10

686

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

11 months

@iMiaSanMia He even talk like a coach.

0

1

683

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

Mathys Tel was doing that there, but the ball "went out"...

5

17

692

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

@iwillchopyou ?? 'what do you mean'? It's a video from a podcast assuming that Madrid was favored. And it's all good too, as Marcelo himself said, screw it. It just takes a bit away from the merit of your team's Champions League but who cares

8

15

662

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

I've missed this so much in the last few games... Shine, Musiala. Shine.

7

47

657

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

I find it acceptable to have an English player as the number 9 for Bayern. I see no problem with having any other type of player in other positions, with all nationalities. But GK's.. that MYTHICAL position in Bayern, needs to be German. I'm watching you, Konstantin Heide.

15

9

619

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

I have no doubt that every time Palhinha lies down to sleep, he thinks about Bayern and what could have been

8

13

619

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

7 months

Was Coman supposed to pass like that? Because for the love of God, what was that pass?

18

5

613

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@iMiaSanMia @BILD The Stanisic deal getting better and better every day!!

0

2

584

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

2 months

Just pay, Bayern. Whatever it takes

2

36

583

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

Seriously, I can't believe it. Laimer's positioning, Tel's pass, and Laimer's lack of awareness in the pass to Kane. The lack of quality and intelligence is alarming

25

16

583

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

Beraldo plays for São Paulo. He is a LCB who doesn't lack positive adjectives. With 1.86m, the 19y has already left his mark in the history of the biggest club in Brazil. He joined the club at 16 and went straight to the U20. In just two years, he made his debut in the 1st team.

11

21

573

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@iMiaSanMia National football is simple. 4-3-3, pass the ball to your best player, makes the midfield run and pray. That's what we learned with Scaloni.

8

545

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

This was one of the things I really wanted to see in Musiala. The correct timing for finishing. Before? He would dribble past 6 and miss the right window to shoot. He already has 7 goals, starting the season injured. Last season he finished with 12.

15

22

551

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia Unserious award.

2

1

541

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

8 months

Ok, Alphonso Davies Ok, Goretzka Same old Kane

5

22

531

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@iMiaSanMia And Bild and Sky didn't have a clue. I'm still impressed that no one knows.

4

0

522

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

They are better than Bayern now. The team is stronger, the chemistry is perfect. But sorry, brother. The day I'm afraid of Arsenal, you can institutionalize me. I lived through 2013, 2014, and 2017 Get to the semis.

8

21

513

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

1 month

Can I say it? Can I? Irankunda has a bit of Cristiano Ronaldo in him

5

6

506

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

4 months

This one not even Real Madrid gets their hands on. Things that cannot be bought with money. Pavlovic has the most beautiful story in this Bayern squad.

Neal 🇦🇺

@NealGardner_

4 months

In an ideal world, if we could sign just one Bayern midfielder, I’d go for Aleksandar Pavlović. I’m being deadly serious.

79

90

3K

0

23

504

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

If your eyes aren't shining, you're watching football wrong.

4

28

480

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

"Pavlovic, Rapha Guerreiro, and Kimmich in a 4-3-3 isn't possible."

7

23

483

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

2 months

Imagine that: Palhinha can play like Stones, Simons can play like Foden Olise like Bernardo Silva Musiala like KDB Kane plays better than Haaland and Pavlovic takes on Rodri's role. Pep would be very happy if he managed this squad at Bayern.

29

12

481

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia "Right now" but lets see.

0

2

463

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

18 days

Kompany's Bayern will score more goals than Tuchel's Bayern. I'm sure of it. And they'll concede more goals too.

19

11

465

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

7 months

I miss his football

5

24

439

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia @altobelli13 @cfbayern Imagine Twitter if we had signed Guirassy instead of Harry Kane.

3

0

443

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

I can't understand any negative comments towards Min Jae. He is by far the best defender that Bayern has had since Hummels

𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙨𝙞 🇩🇪🇦🇱

@shemsifcb

6 months

Thoughts on Kim so far?

99

2

536

18

9

438

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia Respect all of them.

0

1

416

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

Champagne Football. Well done, Bayern.

2

13

414

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia Take the L, Lothar.

0

414

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia "The club is unhappy wit the game time the defender is getting" have some shame. At least say that you NEED him back.

2

422

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

His qualities include: Strength Composure Precision Interceptions But what makes him special is his calmness. The way he handles the ball is reminiscent of midfielders, and his passing is another standout feature (Credit to @CanalCotia )

3

9

416

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

Goat for a reason.

7

42

402

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

3 months

We lost a coach whom: The fans petitioned to keep Almost the entire squad wanted to stay Bayern Munich is burning from the inside.

12

18

403

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

Ter Stegen what the hell is wrong with you my brother

9

17

396

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia He is here to stay.

0

387

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@Plettigoal @picturealliance Bayern open your eyes.

5

2

391

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@iMiaSanMia Please, rest this guy.

0

392

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@iMiaSanMia 120m for Wirtz is a new level of madness.

6

0

378

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

7 months

You can be lucky once. You can be lucky twice. But if you're lucky every time, maybe it's not luck. Thank you for making this league exciting again, @XabiAlonso

8

9

384

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia Ok, i need a Thomas Muller doc.

0

385

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

8 months

Day 16 of January The only signing was Eric Dier on loan

Bayern & Germany

@iMiaSanMia

9 months

Freund on the January transfer window: "It certainly won't be boring. A lot will happen" [ @SPORT1_Dopa ]

97

103

3K

7

11

379

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

For real

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

Serge Gnabry scores an absolute clinical goal and the camera focus on Sane Cinema

0

30

2

11

373

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

As amusing as it may sound, there's a concerning issue with Sule experiencing nipple bleeding. Hope he's fine.

8

1

350

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

The way Upamecano bullied Saka. The moment he's not the most nervous player in the world, he's very good.

🌪️

@whrlpooll

5 months

This goal didn’t even make any sense man…

220

2K

32K

5

7

352

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

The scenes if we sold Gravenberch for 45m just to get Palhinha for 50m. Absolute cinema.

9

11

343

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@iMiaSanMia @BILD Davies 4? Unfair.

3

0

347

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

Leroy fight. Can't lie, I kinda like it.

10

9

339

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia If there is a possibility, just bring it.

1

339

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

8 months

Man, every time I think I might like Lewandowski again, I remember this interview. I'll never be able to like this guy again.

Bayern & Germany

@iMiaSanMia

2 years

Robert Lewandowski to @OnetSport : "I am leaving because I want more emotions in my life. They didn't want to listen to me until the end. Something died inside me - and it's impossible to get over that. Even if you want to be professional, you can't make up for it."

216

188

2K

12

7

332

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

I can't work with football, because if I were the sporting director in these times, I would cut ties with Madrid and have Davies train and play with the B team for the entire 24-25 season. Real Madrid can fuck themselves with those offers. Lose him for free.

Marcel Moeller

@mmarcelandreas

5 months

🚨 Real Madrid are not willing to pay more than €20-25M for Davies. ➡️ Higher offer from Madrid is ruled out. ➡️ Davies has to show his commitment. #fcbayern [ @elchiringuitotv , @jpedrerol ]

95

12

291

30

13

332

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

11 months

Jamal Musiala. Magician. 🪄

11

41

328

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

4 months

He's him.

1

12

330

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

Juventus Chelsea United Save me

6

15

333

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

Mazraoui. Thank you. Thank you

6

46

323

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

2 months

asdlasdlas

3

29

324

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

Manuel Neuer 🐐

4

34

309

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

@iMiaSanMia Bayern indeed needs to buy another defensive midfielder in January, but to serve as Pavlovic's backup.

2

298

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia @AZ_Strasser Could be worse. Thank God it's not serious.

0

295

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

Stanisic makes the search for a CB/RB more complicated than it seems. Whoever comes, Stanisic comes back next season, and this new signing, whether it's Geertruida or anyone else, could become obsolete. Become a player with few minutes and unhappy. What a grotesque mistake it

Bayern & Germany

@iMiaSanMia

9 months

Lutsharel Geertruida was a topic at Bayern last summer. The Dutchman can play right-back and centre-back and therefore fits into the profile the club is looking for, however there are doubts internally on whether Geertruida is Bayern quality. Price tag is €30m plus add-ons.

48

33

956

17

2

288

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia If we get some injuries due to THIS pitch I will lose it.

3

284

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

@iMiaSanMia This arc of redemption, man. How incredible.

2

282

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

There hasn't been any rumor from Bayern for Beraldo, but he is certainly being discussed. 18/20m for such talent is indeed an opportunity. As I always emphasize: the most challenging part for an S.A player is adaptation. New language, culture, and climate.

11

8

281

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

6 months

@shemsifcb It's hard to believe Robben didn't leave in 2012. There was the aggression case, the Champions League final, the penalty against BVB, and then there was the fateful friendly between Bayern and the NETHERLANDS where Robben was booed from all sides. And yet, he didn't leave

2

8

282

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

5 months

They made it They made a mini compilation What joy

FC Bayern München

@FCBayern

5 months

Jamal war einfach ÜBERRAGEND gegen Darmstadt. 🤯 #MiaSanMia @JamalMusiala

17

120

1K

0

7

281

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

2 months

Out of nowhere, we again spammed another Toni Kroos. And this time, he won't leave Bayern

3

8

284

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

7 months

This is the change Bryan Zaragoza will experience.

5

4

272

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

Marcelo on the 7-1 defeat. Full quote 📹

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

9 months

Marcelo on the 7-1 defeat against Germany in the 2014 World Cup: You know that dream where you know you'll wake up? You tell yourself, 'Stay calm, the ghost doesn't exist?' Well, I never woke up. It was the biggest defeat of my life. It was tough. The crowd didn't even boo. I

6

32

897

4

25

271

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

8 months

If you crash the car, you'll have to make a 65m offer to Fulham for João Palhinha. Dressen:

4

11

269

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

7 months

What a SIN for Tel's shot to hit the post. Beautiful pass from Sané

2

6

269

Bayern Guy

@TheBayernGuy_

10 months

We come to the end of our Thread. Thank you for your attention, and if you liked it, please engage 😉🤝. I am indeed happy with the reports that Bayern is interested in South American players. Image for illustrative purposes only.