Darling, pissed off with the DM because they didn't take your plea? Haven't you understood that the trial is about to make all your dirt public? Too late for threats peasant!
Darling, what a downfall! From royal to jobless c-list actress again within a few days! And instead of money you have to pay back to the taxpayers! Haven't even got the Canada residence! You made yourself a legend again! In epic downfalls!
Darling, your husband had to vacate as you couldn't afford the rent. Peasants don't live for free. He also got you a visa with conditions but you thought you were better than that. Welcome back to your life as jobless Z-List actress in Hollywood!
Darling, from wannabe princess to peasant with middle class apartment and millions in debts. Epic! The mask was a good idea but again you missed a little detail. His RPO! Btw about time for another doll pap walk. People are wondering!
Darling, badmouthing his family won't get you sympathy anywhere. Denmark remembers how arrogant you've been to them. And Morocco? Seriously? Should we bring back some memories?
Darling, how pathetic! A miscarriage? Physically pregnant? You? And "your firstborn"? Where is he? With his legal mother who gave birth to him! Safe and living his best life!
Darling, no house, no courtiers, no return to UK. Titles not recognised in Canada. Still looking for a job in Hollywood, with no success for months already. What you gonna do?
And congrats! From penniless and jobless Z-List actress to jobless Z-List actress with millions of debts after marrying a prince! You won't get a penny from the trust. Get a job peasant!
Darling, Dr. Phil rejected you. The Oprah card doesn't help anymore in Hollywood. You are just a common peasant! Get a job! Deliveries are hiring which you recently had practice with!
Darling, his birthday is in 2 days. What you gonna do now? People wondering where the baby is. No custody. No money. All plans failed. Get a job peasant!
And the poor rest of title only as long as you don't merch! Darling, that's beyond epic! You really know how to make yourself a legend in downfalls! The crown always wins!
Darling, 3 months looking for a job in Hollywood and still nothing! Crawling your way back to Soho using old friends to try and get in. At least there you are a legend, peasant!
Darling, what you gonna do? So desperate to been seen you use old pics! No money! No helpers left! And the press bringing all the dirt of your past! But don't worry! Yachting season is coming!
Darling, what you gonna do with the Soho baby the world has never seen? Fire the child actor?! Btw no royal blood! Wasn't it called in medieval times a "bastard"?
Darling, the third party has not given birth yet. You are a bit early! How do you produce the birth certificate?
Btw do you really think people will like the idea of copyright the name?
Darling, hired the Child Actor baby, again. You have been a steady customer of the agency since South Africa. Asked for a discount yet? Btw aren't you a bit too old for couchsurfing?
Darling, haven't you understood that it's either to have a title or not? There are no maybe's. Your PR is pitiful. You lost, little pawn! The crown always wins.
Darling, congratulations peasant! You think you got what you wanted. But now you actually have to live together and you won't have any house keepers wo you could be unfaithful with.
Darling, entertaining to see how the press starts to bring the dirt about you. Never thought about public audiences in trials either right?! You never think things through. So predictable!
Darling, another moon bump show? Still haven't learned about the sizes? At least this time you probably will get the baby legally although he won't have a title, but neither will you for much longer.
Darling, you organized a prank making him bash who you called so nicely Syphilis! You think by making trouble you get security paid for you? Nice try peasant!
Darling, you charged the bakery for your appearance? Payments are going to the foundation? IRS is watching! Using foundation funds can be taxable income!
Happy Australia Day! Darling, what happened to your women empowerment stuff? Only when the camera is on? Why being rude to ex-PMs? Learn respect, peasant!
Darling, looking forward to your first annual account of the foundation. How much is your part? About 90% like your role model? Won't go down well with his family. Btw hard times for your friends in politics are coming.
Btw snide comments about the troubled son of the monarch are never a good idea and less when the monarch and the future monarch are hearing them at church. Remember your own dirt!
Btw also interesting how your helpers are getting trouble. Mummy investigated by the British police. Epstein comes huge. Not to forget Seagrams. The good is winning! It's over peasant!
Darling, others of the family you never had distanced themselves from the bank because they saw what the bank stands for. But you on the side of the evil will be exposed with your helpers and their allies.
Darling, so obsessed about Canada! You aren't loved like autumn, you are the opposite! And it became a hard winter for your political friends! Actually bad idea!
Darling, first you were fired by your PR company. Lost helpers again! And now the most powerful man you called so nicely "Syphilis" hitting you! Karma bites you in the bum!
Darling, you got cut off the money even for the baby?! They know the truth and have proof. The family you never had only pays for the blood line. Haven't known that before?
Sometimes the evil comes dressed as something we would support like women's empowerment and sometimes it wears Givenchy. Look behind the mask and be prepared to see the pure evil like you never imagined.
Darling, you must tremble with fear now that you have to fly back. Where you going to go? Back to your depressing UK that you spoke of. What about the public? They don't forget. And the family you never had are well prepared after the results!
Darling, you were late because you got your security to look for me. And you still can't look me in the eye, blinking too much. Btw nice Californian tan but your sweaty handshake was a bit disgusting! Nervous a bit today?!
Sometimes the evil comes dressed as something we would support like women's empowerment and sometimes it wears Givenchy. Look behind the mask and be prepared to see the pure evil like you never imagined.
Follow the path of the consultants and foundations. The evil is scared and meeting again. Watch them closely. Expand your thinking. The future proves our words.
Nice ego show today. We only missed the meal ticket. After the results would that have been the cherry on top! Btw are you mocking the taxpayers or the family you never had?!
Darling, not a smart move justifying your behaviour by mentioning the troubled son. The sovereign wasn't amused. You have done worse. By the way we still remember the yachts, Seagrams, Soho.
After a night long discussion we decided the following statement: the baby is an innocent victim with no choice in what he has endured. We respect that and confirm only that he is safe and in the hands of the family she never had.
Darling, your press chief is still desperately trying to convince people that you still have royal duties. We know where she came from. Sure she won't mind saying hello to Nick for us! See you in a bit darling!
Darling, so desperate that you are running back to your ex husband and his family?! They didn't deserve that shock!
He won't help you this time. Solve your mess yourself!
Darling, you are still such a legend! Men will always associate "Live out your fantasies" with you and you will always be their golden girl. You may not have a copper bath but you did have your special shower.
As the family you never had doesn't want you for Christmas, how about mom or dad? Damn we forgot they don't want to be connected to your mess either. Christmas alone then!
Epstein isn't about the prince who's present in the press. Darling, you never expected the videos coming out. You never thought they would give you up? Seriously?
So darling we are all back here for our big showdown. Trailer trash was just the beginning. Remember they have the tapes. You wanted to be a legend. You'll get it lol
Darling, very telling that you are using your old US cellphone number again lately. By the way the 9 months are over already. Are you expecting an elephant or still looking for a way out where no way out is?
Darling, was the tweet the compensation for not giving you the guest invitation and denying you the entry?! So many calls and that's all you've got. What a downfall!
9 months are over! Your husband is on his family's side! No paycheck! Your threats are making them laugh! They have more against you and you are alone! And now? Game over! Checkmate!
Darling, actions speak louder than words. A more united family than ever is exposing your lies. Your house of cards is collapsing. You will get the Tower instead of the paycheck!