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@torontopaper1
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5 years
Darling, aren't you much too old to walk around with a doll?
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4 years
Darling, pissed off with the DM because they didn't take your plea? Haven't you understood that the trial is about to make all your dirt public? Too late for threats peasant!
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5 years
Darling, what a downfall! From royal to jobless c-list actress again within a few days! And instead of money you have to pay back to the taxpayers! Haven't even got the Canada residence! You made yourself a legend again! In epic downfalls!
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Darling, your husband had to vacate as you couldn't afford the rent. Peasants don't live for free. He also got you a visa with conditions but you thought you were better than that. Welcome back to your life as jobless Z-List actress in Hollywood!
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5 years
Darling, you tried merching the baby carrier? And then you call it pap pics and want to sue? Gan Gan isn't amused!
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4 years
Darling, so furious nobody bowed or curtsied to you! And caused a fuss until they mentioned your title. Pathetic! Welcome to your new life peasant!
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4 years
Darling, it wouldn't be so ridiculous if you didn't name the foundation after a baby which isn't even legally yours.
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4 years
Darling, from wannabe princess to peasant with middle class apartment and millions in debts. Epic! The mask was a good idea but again you missed a little detail. His RPO! Btw about time for another doll pap walk. People are wondering!
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4 years
Darling, badmouthing his family won't get you sympathy anywhere. Denmark remembers how arrogant you've been to them. And Morocco? Seriously? Should we bring back some memories?
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4 years
Darling, how pathetic! A miscarriage? Physically pregnant? You? And "your firstborn"? Where is he? With his legal mother who gave birth to him! Safe and living his best life!
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5 years
Darling, no house, no courtiers, no return to UK. Titles not recognised in Canada. Still looking for a job in Hollywood, with no success for months already. What you gonna do?
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4 years
And congrats! From penniless and jobless Z-List actress to jobless Z-List actress with millions of debts after marrying a prince! You won't get a penny from the trust. Get a job peasant!
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4 years
Darling, Dr. Phil rejected you. The Oprah card doesn't help anymore in Hollywood. You are just a common peasant! Get a job! Deliveries are hiring which you recently had practice with!
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5 years
Darling, paparazzi camping outside your home? What home? Fantasy overdose! Btw your debts are no longer paid. Get a job! Peasant!
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4 years
Darling, his birthday is in 2 days. What you gonna do now? People wondering where the baby is. No custody. No money. All plans failed. Get a job peasant!
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5 years
And the poor rest of title only as long as you don't merch! Darling, that's beyond epic! You really know how to make yourself a legend in downfalls! The crown always wins!
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5 years
Darling, 3 months looking for a job in Hollywood and still nothing! Crawling your way back to Soho using old friends to try and get in. At least there you are a legend, peasant!
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5 years
Darling, what you gonna do? So desperate to been seen you use old pics! No money! No helpers left! And the press bringing all the dirt of your past! But don't worry! Yachting season is coming!
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4 years
Darling, you are asking for a private jet because of the corona virus?! You did the dirtiest things without fear. Remember peasant!
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4 years
Darling, changed your mind? Now you want to go back to UK to save your patronage and try to get the citizenship for your title?! Good luck peasant!
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4 years
Darling, what you gonna do with the Soho baby the world has never seen? Fire the child actor?! Btw no royal blood! Wasn't it called in medieval times a "bastard"?
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Darling, the third party has not given birth yet. You are a bit early! How do you produce the birth certificate? Btw do you really think people will like the idea of copyright the name?
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4 years
Darling, hired the Child Actor baby, again. You have been a steady customer of the agency since South Africa. Asked for a discount yet? Btw aren't you a bit too old for couchsurfing?
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5 years
Darling, haven't you understood that it's either to have a title or not? There are no maybe's. Your PR is pitiful. You lost, little pawn! The crown always wins.
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Darling, remember the garden party? Couldn't fool the future king! This time it's bigger. It's over!
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Darling, congratulations peasant! You think you got what you wanted. But now you actually have to live together and you won't have any house keepers wo you could be unfaithful with.
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5 years
Darling, entertaining to see how the press starts to bring the dirt about you. Never thought about public audiences in trials either right?! You never think things through. So predictable!
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Darling, maybe people would dislike you less if you wouldn't close a school for kids without ID with them. Kids aren't dangerous!
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Darling, another moon bump show? Still haven't learned about the sizes? At least this time you probably will get the baby legally although he won't have a title, but neither will you for much longer.
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4 years
Darling, you are seriously trying to get contact to other royal families? You could only get through their staff. Remember your place, peasant!
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Darling, using your "trademark" after transition would leave you both without his income. Your only income. Will you resist the temptation?
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Darling, you organized a prank making him bash who you called so nicely Syphilis! You think by making trouble you get security paid for you? Nice try peasant!
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5 years
Darling, you charged the bakery for your appearance? Payments are going to the foundation? IRS is watching! Using foundation funds can be taxable income!
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Darling, how is life in the US? So unable to leave home. Scared by all the arrests going on in Hollywood?
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Darling, trying to cause friction with instagram pics because your husband asked his stepmother for advice? Your father in law in not amused!
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5 years
Happy Australia Day! Darling, what happened to your women empowerment stuff? Only when the camera is on? Why being rude to ex-PMs? Learn respect, peasant!
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Darling, looking forward to your first annual account of the foundation. How much is your part? About 90% like your role model? Won't go down well with his family. Btw hard times for your friends in politics are coming.
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4 years
Btw snide comments about the troubled son of the monarch are never a good idea and less when the monarch and the future monarch are hearing them at church. Remember your own dirt!
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5 years
Btw also interesting how your helpers are getting trouble. Mummy investigated by the British police. Epstein comes huge. Not to forget Seagrams. The good is winning! It's over peasant!
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Darling, others of the family you never had distanced themselves from the bank because they saw what the bank stands for. But you on the side of the evil will be exposed with your helpers and their allies.
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4 years
Darling, left LA fleeing from the isolation? You can run but you can't hide. The storm is coming over you!
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Darling, so obsessed about Canada! You aren't loved like autumn, you are the opposite! And it became a hard winter for your political friends! Actually bad idea!
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Darling, first you were fired by your PR company. Lost helpers again! And now the most powerful man you called so nicely "Syphilis" hitting you! Karma bites you in the bum!
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5 years
Darling, the family you never had has not forgotten your particular liking of polygamy!
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4 years
Btw people are wondering where the "first" is! Time to hire the child actor again!
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4 years
Btw Harvey was just the beginning. Spring is getting hot. Summer may burn you. Epstein is coming huge!
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Darling, Epstein is coming huge and fast. The deals are made. The big fish get grilled, the pawns fried.
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Darling, you got cut off the money even for the baby?! They know the truth and have proof. The family you never had only pays for the blood line. Haven't known that before?
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5 years
Darling, Merry Christmas! Alone! Are you showing humour by using a pic from a previous Christmas party at Soho for your photoshopped Christmas card?
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Darling, how is life in your Soho-touched living "commune", now with less titles and title expectations?
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5 years
Darling, btw little reminder: April 1st is transition date. They are waiting for you in London! You will be the fool, peasant!
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Sometimes the evil comes dressed as something we would support like women's empowerment and sometimes it wears Givenchy. Look behind the mask and be prepared to see the pure evil like you never imagined.
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Darling, you must tremble with fear now that you have to fly back. Where you going to go? Back to your depressing UK that you spoke of. What about the public? They don't forget. And the family you never had are well prepared after the results!
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Darling, you were late because you got your security to look for me. And you still can't look me in the eye, blinking too much. Btw nice Californian tan but your sweaty handshake was a bit disgusting! Nervous a bit today?!
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Darling, you are well known by the owner of the Hollydale. Have you tried their famous cheese pizza?
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Darling, so desperate that you try to see Harvey at the last minute before jail dedicated to get you a job?! Not even on knees!
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The storm is sending them back to where they belong.
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Sometimes the evil comes dressed as something we would support like women's empowerment and sometimes it wears Givenchy. Look behind the mask and be prepared to see the pure evil like you never imagined.
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Follow the path of the consultants and foundations. The evil is scared and meeting again. Watch them closely. Expand your thinking. The future proves our words.
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Darling, got called into Buckingham and no Christmas invitation for you. Not welcome anymore.
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Nice ego show today. We only missed the meal ticket. After the results would that have been the cherry on top! Btw are you mocking the taxpayers or the family you never had?!
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Darling, your meal ticket is no longer valid. They have the proof now.
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Darling, you are ending the year ALONE because of what you do best. Lie. Nice to see your husband enjoying time with his old friends! Happy New Year!
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Darling, not a smart move justifying your behaviour by mentioning the troubled son. The sovereign wasn't amused. You have done worse. By the way we still remember the yachts, Seagrams, Soho.
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After a night long discussion we decided the following statement: the baby is an innocent victim with no choice in what he has endured. We respect that and confirm only that he is safe and in the hands of the family she never had.
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Darling, your press chief is still desperately trying to convince people that you still have royal duties. We know where she came from. Sure she won't mind saying hello to Nick for us! See you in a bit darling!
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Darling, so desperate that you are running back to your ex husband and his family?! They didn't deserve that shock! He won't help you this time. Solve your mess yourself!
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Reminder: Seagrams. Epstein. Expand your thinking!
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Darling, things don't look good in Hollywood. And what about the IRS?! We are sure someone has a place you could hide in Mexico!
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Darling, did you really think you could get into Canada again?! You were already informed that you wouldn't pass border control. But nice try!
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Darling, you are still such a legend! Men will always associate "Live out your fantasies" with you and you will always be their golden girl. You may not have a copper bath but you did have your special shower.
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As the family you never had doesn't want you for Christmas, how about mom or dad? Damn we forgot they don't want to be connected to your mess either. Christmas alone then!
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Darling, looking desperately for a settlement with the newspapers. Doesn't look good for you. Even the doxxing would come up in a public trial.
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Epstein isn't about the prince who's present in the press. Darling, you never expected the videos coming out. You never thought they would give you up? Seriously?
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Darling, your lies don't become truth just by repeating them. One of us will see you tomorrow!
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Btw we are wondering why you so desperately needed to go to that clinic in Vancouver?! You don't have any left yourself? Too old?
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And by the way your dad in law isn't happy either after getting confirmed your behaviour in NZ in the meeting with the PM. Will be seeking answers.
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Darling, couldn't get to the clinic in Vancouver. But welcome back to LA! At least better than what waits for you in UK after the testing results!
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Darling, no place to stay?! What happened with Soho?!
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So darling we are all back here for our big showdown. Trailer trash was just the beginning. Remember they have the tapes. You wanted to be a legend. You'll get it lol
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Running to your helpers to get you out of the mess you have got yourself into. Too late darling!
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Justice takes time but the truth always wins. A strong family is never defeated. Powerful helpers joined their side. Karma knows no mercy.
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Darling, after being rejected in Canada going to meet your BFF in NYC?! Remember the closest have sold you out! You've nobody to trust left!
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Darling, you are in the eye of the storm! Syphilis brought it to the end. It's fulfilled. Fin! By the way how is Darren?
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Darling, very telling that you are using your old US cellphone number again lately. By the way the 9 months are over already. Are you expecting an elephant or still looking for a way out where no way out is?
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BOOM! The end.
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Darling, trying to be unfaithful again? Do you think that helps you in the negotiations? Didn't you learn from before?
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As this is much bigger than a fake pregnancy we keep you informed about all other developments and background information.
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Darling, it wasn't clever to make disappear Grandpa on law's letter to your husband. The troubled son was first. You might be next.
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Darling, was the tweet the compensation for not giving you the guest invitation and denying you the entry?! So many calls and that's all you've got. What a downfall!
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Darling, so you see yourself doing a reality show? Pitiful but not surprising. There were always parallels to the Kardashians.
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Darling, we hit your nerve?! Christmas alone sucks but that's karma! Your husband has his family, you not!
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9 months are over! Your husband is on his family's side! No paycheck! Your threats are making them laugh! They have more against you and you are alone! And now? Game over! Checkmate!
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Silence was a veil. The truth surfaces.
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Darling, William is home. Press are ready. Tick tock boom
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Darling, actions speak louder than words. A more united family than ever is exposing your lies. Your house of cards is collapsing. You will get the Tower instead of the paycheck!
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Bon voyage darling!
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Darling, all predictions are coming true.
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DNA never lies! Checkmate!
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And your visits to Harvey? Haven't you learnt?
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