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@ayascestmoi

11 months

When I worked in a magazine I was done w/ her & her manager/mum when she refused to attend an event where a "lesser celeb" (sinetron actor) was also a guest. & she wanted to be on the front cover when we had a dual-cover issue. The other cover star? Widyawati. Have some shame.

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11 months

Tiap kali Maudy Ayunda jadi kontroversi w selalu kembali ke post Reddit legendaris ini

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

I NEED YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. Saya di Senayan hari ini. Setelah mengalami di lapangan, saya kira ada bbrp hal yg sangat perlu dibawa dan diperhatikan tapi masih sangat minim di lokasi [UTAS]

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@ayascestmoi

2 years

Imagine entering Mako Brimob Kelapa Dua, knocking twice on Ferdy Sambo's cell while sipping a cup of Kapal Api asking him, "how does it feel to be dragged down to hell by the lowest ranked officer you thought you had in your pocket?" God that must be satisfying

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@ayascestmoi

1 year

Did someone say Very Long Boi club??

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

1 year

Yes hello welcome to the hall. This is where I practice being very long

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@ayascestmoi

3 years

As you get older you keep remembering this New Year message from one and only @neilhimself

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@ayascestmoi

2 years

Yes, also everybody knows that a very good cat means an "ungovernable and irresistibly mischievous brat"

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

2 years

I don’t mind being scolded, bc I know I’m actually a very good cat

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@ayascestmoi

1 year

@axios Life must be devastatingly traumatic when somebody other than you has the slightest access to privileges.

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@ayascestmoi

4 years

Now that we live in the times where we can't even hold each other, @neilhimself one-shooter for Hellblazer "Hold Me" feels even more suffocating

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Satu suara, tujuh tuntutan. Jangan geser

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5 years

Working closely with crazy rich people, I know at least two things: honest jobs never make you super-rich and the super-rich never do honest things with their money. Omong Kosong Citra 'Hollywood' Livi Zheng via @tirtoid

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

TERMASUK TNI YA TOLONG GA USAH DISAMBUT-SAMBUT. They're playing good cop bad cop.

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2 years

@cursedkidd Ngasianin org yg gajinya €26jt per tahun apa ga dikasianin balik

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@ayascestmoi

1 year

All-time classic

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1 year

kata kata hari ini

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Selalu waspada. Ibu2 tadi bersaksi di antara mahasiswa pada duduk2 (ga lagi aksi) dilempar gas air mata sama silop berbaju preman. Pakai almamater, atau penanda atribut subtle yg disepakati bersama untuk ngenalin mana kawan mana lawan

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Dan juga optimisasi energi. Lebih baik giliran tapi berlanjut terus daripada massa besar kemudian tumbang semua di hari kesekian (di Hong Kong sudah berlangsung ratusan hari!). Silakan saja masing-masing kelompok punya shift sendiri

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Siapkan goggle dan atau kacamata renang. Kacamata biasa, odol, dan masker biasa nggak cukup buat imun dari gas air mata

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@ayascestmoi

3 years

@DoraemonHariIni Dengan bobot segitu, apakah logis bila cerpelai itu dapat tidur di rak lemari kayu tanpa meluluhlantakkan lemari tsb

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5 years

Handuk basah, sarung tangan tahan panas/sarung tangan basah untuk matiin gas air mata di tanah. Terutama untuk yg di garda depan.

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Jangan sembunyi di tempat yang sangat tertebak (TVRI, Kemenpora). Kalo bisa, buka kamar sekalian di Mulia hEhE

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

AIRRRR. INI ESENSIAL BGTTT. Kalo bisa stok galon di dalem bus/pos. Bawa trs dalam tumbler besi. Tumbler besi (bkn plastik krn gampang terbakar) bisa ngedapin bom gas, terus siram.

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Laser. Selain jadi penanda titik kumpul efektif buat yg in charge, ini juga bisa dipake jaga-jaga buat pertahanan diri jarak dekat/sedang. Bisa laser kecil (merah) atau sedang (hijau/biru)

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Do shift and keep yourself and your loved ones safe and sound. Setujui titik aman masing-masing. Akan sulit untuk gunakan ponsel, terutama yg mengandalkan internet.

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Payung. Sangat fleksibel untuk water cannon/hujan/panas/peluru karet/dijadiin satu buat tenda anti gas.

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@ayascestmoi

11 months

@depthsofwiki Don't expose Piers Morgan like that

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Karena humor adalah satu-satunya cara tetap tampak terlihat seperti manusia bagi para akademisi

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@KuntoAjiW

5 years

Orang-orang pinter, cerdas beneran di sekeliling saya kesehariannya bercanda. Di sosial media maupun di dunia nyata. Ketika saya tanya, “Mbut statusmu tidak mencerminkan kapasitas dan pendidikanmu sama sekali lho wasu” jawabannya “Capek, Aku kalo serius nanti dibayar”

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5 years

P3K dan tim medis masing-masing. Bawa makanan kecil buat makan sedikit-sedikit biar ga ngoyo

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@ayascestmoi

4 years

The way I laughed at this didn't sound normal

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@ayascestmoi

8 years

This is weirdly deep

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@ayascestmoi

4 years

Menyayat hati bocah kerdil yang belum sepenuhnya memahami konsep kematian

Doraemon Hari Ini

@DoraemonHariIni

4 years

Saat-saat cergam apa yang sampai sekarang belum bisa Anda usir dari pikiran?

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@ayascestmoi

1 year

Also the right to make a judging face like this

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

1 year

I support your right to have a bad opinion, and I also support my right to make fun of it

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5 years

cultural impact: ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ______________ Love you for Love you 3,000 10,000 years

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@ayascestmoi

6 years

As you age you learn that you don't spend the rest of your life with whom you're madly in love with or whom you can't live without, but with whom you thought you'd never bear with but you do, anyway.

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1 year

@Rahim_souza @hilmanrizaldi @akuluthfi @aimrod Kalo logika gini sih, dulu perbudakan juga ga masalah

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@ayascestmoi

1 year

@cursedkidd Yha rokonya siknatur jg psti km suka disangka kang parkir kusus mio y

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@ayascestmoi

9 years

Socrates: know thyself. Kierkegaard: love yourself. Sartre: invent yourself. Wittgenstein: ok just quit being pretentious.

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@ayascestmoi

1 year

@Wimbledon @atptour @DjokerNole Pls drop the pic of Hubi-Nole embracing each other right after this scene 'cus I'm sure it will bring smiles to our faces 😆

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@ayascestmoi

8 months

Nn. Minamoto saat mengecek gaji dan menemukan uang lembur tidak kunjung cair

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@DoraemonHariIni

8 months

Ketika membincangkan hobi apapun dan percakapan Internet melulu berbunyi “apakah ___ mid, 10 besar, atau kambing?”

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@ayascestmoi

4 years

Gara-gara terjemahan ini w sama Abang w hobi ngeledek Mamak yg gempal dgn kalimat identik. Durhaka sejak dini, disponsori oleh Elex Media Komputindo.

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@DoraemonHariIni

4 years

#DoraemonHariIni : Alangkah tidak sopannya, memfitnah orang yang jujur. (Vol. 7, 1975/DHI Oktober 2014)

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Kecuali dilengkapi pertahanan diri yang cukup memadai (goggle, helm, laser, handuk) atau sudah tau apa yg mesti dilakukan, atau memang jumlah massanya sangat banyak, hindari sebisa mungkin kontak jarak dekat dgn aparat. Mari minimalisasi korban.

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@ayascestmoi

3 years

He didn't design them tho. He picked his likings from dozens of designs created by the underpaid junior designers and make them his own design for marketing purposes-Red.

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3 years

Brad Pitt is adding designer to his resume.

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Students are dead, people are captured for being different, lands are burned - people and animals can hardly breathe, journalists are assaulted, some people of our own are treated as animals while they steal their natural resources, information is blocked and misled.

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@ayascestmoi

2 years

Did he just humble brag abt Monza 08 and China 09 👀

F1 To Rule Them All

@F1RulesMedia

2 years

Sebastian Vettel post-race interview #MonacoGP #F1

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5 years

Jangan bawa kendaraan pribadi atau parkir di dekat sana (kemungkinan akan disisir). Common sense tapi masih cukup banyak kemarin. Alhasil salah satu rekan merelakan motor terdampar di kerumunan

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3 years

@200mgedible "Tribal Village is a regenerative permaculture and spiritual education eco-village" Ok enough whiteness for today

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@ayascestmoi

2 years

Orang2 pada lanjut sekolah, nika, nyicil mubil, nyicil ruma. Pake gaji sekarang jg dapet si, dapet hikmahnya 🙃

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2 years

“Kak, mama minta 300 ribu dong buat bayar listrik.” “Kak, tolong isiin kuota internet adek dong.” “Kak, papa boleh pinjem uangnya dulu nggak? Mobil papa perlu dibawa ke bengkel.” “Kak…” “Kak…” “Kak…” 😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

ART itu digaji jauh di bawah UMR, musti stand by 24/7, suka diperlakukan kyk bkn manusia juga sama middle class norak macam gini. Sebelum accuse mereka bohong dan malas, ngaca dulu lah knp ART ngga ada yg betah, knp mereka bohong. Ya krn mereka ga pny ruang buat bersuara juga.

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3 years

@Paul_Agusta Padahal X dan Y itu kromosom, bukan gen. Kromosom juga ada 23 pasang bukan X dan Y doang, kecuali otak lo isinya selangkangan doang. Sad

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@ayascestmoi

11 months

Kata sya mending pakei akal2an Parisian it girls: pake barang fasyunable yg ga ketauan belinya/bikinnya di mana. Waktu kerja di dunia silat fasyun, praise paling tinggi tuh kalo klien/stylist/org brand nanya "keren bgt ini beli di mana?" Pdahal tas lungsuran made in Bandung

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@smekdoncat

11 months

Ada-ada aja akal-akalan orang Jakarta 😂😂

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4 years

There is depth in physical relatedness in which our intellectual capacity cannot fathom; not even with prosthetic minds we call "technology". May we all be able to hold each other again.

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@ayascestmoi

11 months

From my experience, people who SCREAM pop luxury brands from Apple to bags to outfits, I perceive them as boring, surface level, desperate to impress. If you have "class", YOU raise the value of the stuff you wear/use, not the other way around.

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@ayascestmoi

7 years

👩Bapak uber: Maaf ya neng kembaliannya jelek, ga cantik kayak neng ａｌｕｓ bnr Pak kek abis contouring sm Ryan Ogilvy

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6 years

Di kasur ga merem2 di ojek gampang bgt ketiduran apaka ada baiknya ku ngekos di ojek

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6 years

Reminds me of Nietzsche's famous line "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages". Best marriage advice ever from a hopeless romantic

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11 months

@ciptanirembulan @mengsimeow @jalaninajagasih Dari pengalaman sya sendiri?

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@ayascestmoi

7 years

"Oh anak psiko? Berati lu bisa menilai org gt dong?" "Bisa. Semua org bisa. Menilai org mah gampang. Yg susah memahami org." Gaya lu Yasa

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4 years

Men be like "harta, tahta, Chef Renatta" but srsly if u get to know her upclose she's totally a gay material. Cool girl indeed. Here's a nice footage from my magazine as an illustration lol

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10 months

Dgr cerita pegawai2 salon pas pandemi lg parah2nya banyak yg serabutan jd kuli koq becandaannya jd kureng lucu y 😭 congs be mastering both fine & gross motor skills while u only use ur hands for typing pertanyaan jelek ✨️

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2 years

@F1 @LewisHamilton The awkwardness of Alonso being kinda in the middle of them tho

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2 years

@cursedkidd Put "Charly n Keits" in the dictionary rn ✍️

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Photographer Zsolt Hlinka reinvented "urban symmetry" by capturing buildings in Budapest. You're welcome

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8 months

@vanillaopinions Except James May, Richard Hammond, and Jeremy Clarkson have been doing that for two decades

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6 years

Bayar grab pake duit receh, ngepas pula 🙎"Maaf ya Mas... Receh..." 👨 "Iya gpp Mba lucu kok" Iya

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Kelupaan. Tinggalkan kontak beberapa rekan sejawat, narahubung BEM/LBH/Organisasi yg bertanggung jawab ke keluarga/orang terdekat di rumah untuk bisa saling bantu cari kabar kamu dan kawan-kawanmu.

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11 months

Bourdain's interesting point of argument is the utter importance reproductive work, how it sustains and gives you more to live than the glorified "productive work"; the joy of "doing" as a mode of existence that offers you actual independence, not "having" the living off others.

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@zei_squirrel

11 months

Anthony Bourdain: "Listening to you people makes me want to go join the communist party. You're living off the labor of a repressed underclass."

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1 year

Perusahaan media banyak nih kayak gini. ((Freelance professional)) perpanjang 3-6 bulan sekali sampe 30 tahun jg ga diangkat jadi tetap. Ownernya ongkang-ongkang kaki jadi 0,0001 orang terkaya negara 😂

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1 year

Ini apalagi status kerja ((FRELANCE PROFESIONAL)) Status kontrak/PKWT itu hanya untuk pekerjaan yg sifatnya sementara, dan selesai dalam jangka waktu tertentu. Ngeliat posisinya, beberapa ini mestinya pekerjaan tetap🤔 Sekelas @hariankompas lho ini bikin lowongan begini. 😩

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7 years

Semoga ciwi2 sok cakep beriphone yg ke galeri seni cm buat foto di dpn karya2 seni demi feed ig artsy smp ganggu pengunjung lain masuk surga

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6 years

Mo bilang this world is totally fucked up tapi ga bisa ngapa-ngapain juga, tipikal kelas menengah muda yg taraf idupnya masi bisa dibilang cukup

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6 years

Zayn Malik ngaku murtad aja pada kaget. Itu mah udah keliatan bgt. Kalo dia ngaku ikutan Manajemen Qolbu Aa Gym apa liqo di mesjid UI gitu baru wa kaget

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7 years

Menghitungi kata "basically" dan "which is" yg dilontarkan oleh pengisi acara-acara sosialita dgn seksama guna mengasah kemampuan apa

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8 years

Terinspirasyen dari asefemnya @lokal_osh hhe hhe

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3 years

Accidentally made my mum a big fan of Lee Hi. Now I gotta help her spell Hayi's name at least seven times a day, but ok.

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7 years

Gausah same-sex marriage deh, nikah beda agama dilegalin aja dulu di negara ini bisa ga kira2

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5 years

Dikit-dikit toxic dikit-dikit toxic, situ Britney Spears?

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6 years

Haven't seen any prewed photo with cinematic chemistry levels to Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg in any of their random photo

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6 years

Kadang suka roaming pas org liat muda-mudi cinta monyet terus komentar "Jadi inget jaman SMA dulu..." yallah ai waktu SMA roboro mikirin cowok, baru bel masuk aja bawaannya udah pengen pulang....

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@ayascestmoi

8 years

. @existentialcoms we understand why Sartre wasn't there but here's some pics of Lacan not giving a single fuck glamorously

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Timothee Chalamet can wear whatever fuck he wants that's what I mean

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5 years

Ooh, sorry to bother your cumlauded, ultimately privileged, white-washed arse, bih

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3 years

(Living up to Neil's advice by getting my Mum reviewing some of my vocal takes on New Year's Eve)

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7 years

Indonesian man gini indonesian men gitu paan lu kelayaban di jabodetabek doang

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6 years

When I was little I saw 25-year old as a fully grown adult who is ready to tackle real life problems. Now I see 25 is the age where you're both too old and too young for basically everything

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2 years

Don't give Wong Kar-Wai the idea

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2 years

@Calvinn_Hobbes Well, guess what Calvin. When you grow up, sleep genuinely becomes one of the most fun things to do...

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5 years

Congratulations! You just win a behaviourist to regulate the education system because gamification is the buzzword!

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1 year

@slankdotcom This must be sarcasm, right

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10 months

@gegerriy Tuan ❌️ Tidak netral gender ❌️ Malas, hanya terjemah langsung dari "mister" ❌️ Otomatis membuat lawan bicara terdengar seperti bapack2 berkumis klimis Baginda ✅️ Lebih netral gender ✅️ Terdengar fasih ✅️ Membuat lawan bicara terdengar seperti keturunan raja2 mulia

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11 months

It's 2023 and we're still stuck with the anglocentric "foreign language film" pseudogenre

All The Right Movies

@ATRightMovies

11 months

What is your favourite foreign language film?

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@ayascestmoi

8 years

Mengapa kamu begitu dekat di hati apaka kamu semacam pankreas

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Where do u think the money go when u buy the people-of-color tokenism in Hollywood movies? If u want to support Asians, support Asian cinema - and so on. Believing—perhaps subconsciously—in validation from US hegemonic market doesn't make you less racist.

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Lagu "Cinta Mati III" itu aslinya lagu favorit Maia "Do You Believe in Love" sampe dibeli oleh Ahmad Dhani tapi yg nyanyi jadinya Mulan Jameela

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5 years

Tweet your most random music fact.

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@ayascestmoi

4 years

Have I told you something about Vogue Portugal

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@ayascestmoi

2 years

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, a writer how's the manuscript going

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@ayascestmoi

3 years

Kerja di kafe: ✔️ Bayar ✔️ Internet blm tentu stabil ✔️ Berisik, banyak distraksi ✔️ Ga bisa rebahan ✔️ Risiko tertular Covid Genuinely asking those who prefer to work in a cafe when you have the privilege to work from home

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Perhaps our problem with love lies on our lack of imagination in seeing love as something completely separated from the work of fiction. That way love will only be experienced as individual, dramatic, and irrational.

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@ayascestmoi

6 years

Wadimor X Victoria's Secret

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@ayascestmoi

6 years

Ada salepgram mo lahiran aja makeupnya niat wow sungguh sebuah standar kecantikan yang menginspirasi buapakmu

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@ayascestmoi

4 years

Iyah Bu salam dari karyawan-karyawan layoff demi efisiensi supaya Ibu ga perlu jual istana Ibu di Paris

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@ayascestmoi

2 years

Just woke up

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@ayascestmoi

6 years

@phoerange Oh, and insecure attachment is not "mental illness", if that happens to burden you. Attachment is a unique life-long pattern & can be a bitch sometime, but you'll eventually learn to live with it as long as you're not afraid of accepting yourself.

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@ayascestmoi

5 years

Yang belum kita punya: gerakan terkoordinasi dan kemampuan memadamkan gas air mata.

Umar Idris

@umaridriss

5 years

Jakarta today where the protester push back by the police, the demand 7 reform agenda *videotakenbysomeone

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