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@LukeTambiti

7 months

😁😁😁Mpozzi who's this MP? I wish he had added "Komanyoko" at the end.

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1 year

We're hungry and angry!

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1 year

Another person to be scared of in Uganda is this ka Man @Odrek_Rwabwogo ! He never fought; his only claim to fame is being M7's son in law. But he's lethal! If he wants you gone, you're gone. No wonder even Muhoozi called him Satan! Akasajja ako katemu nnyo!

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Guys, we have to say enough is enough! The will of the people cannot be overwhelmed by Madam AAA Zex Birangirangi. If she kidnaps @SpireJim , we also grab @MosesMagogo . Every torture inflicted on Spire, we triple it on Magogo. Let's see if she won't succumb!

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1 year

Thank you @Thomas_Tayebwa for this strong message 🙏!

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11 months

RIP AIGP Felix Kaweesa and ASP Kirumira! While you're in the ground, this ka man is roaming around freely yet he should be serving a life sentence.

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7 months

@PoliceUg @FredEnanga1 But it's true! You can bribe a Ugandan Traffic cop with anything. During my days, I used to bribe them with condoms, waragi, beer, kikalaayi and sometimes Mulondo.

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7 months

@SpireJim There is your answer!

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7 months

@harderHB Leeta bwiino ggwe ffe tusimbule! We're fixing the nation.

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9 months

Apparently, we were warned but didn't LISTEN! It has come to pass!

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1 year

@Winnie_Byanyima Come back to Nangabo, Kasangati. KB needs some TLC!

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1 year

#Rukira aka @KakwenzaRukira in #SouthAfrica for a book signing! Show him some love!

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7 months

@AnitahAmong @KCCAUG We're still on the money that you and your strip dancer stole for a bonking holiday in Nairobi. Don't divert us, AAA! Kakazi ggwe oli kabbi!

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@KakwenzaRukira @KakwenzasBooks @AAgather @GodwinTOKO @SpireJim @Kalinaki @RonaldMuhinda @KamazimaAine @JustineLumumba @SimonKaggwaNjal @CanaryMugume A friend of mine, a welder and his colleagues were told to pick what they deemed enough for the work they did for 5 days. Money was in sacks. Out of fear, each picked 3m 😁. They were then bundled in a van, blindfolded and dumped in Mengo Kisenyi at Total.

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1 year

From the USA to Germany to South Africa to the Witch's Broom to Rukungiri! Willkommen zurück bwana Rukira! Haza oyerinde!

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1 year

@UNBSug Wapi, these positions have already been filled by relatives and cronies of those in charge. Don't dupe us! This is showmanship at its best.

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7 months

@AnitahAmong @NRMOnline Ha! Are you sure you didn't steal the register? You seem to have a knack for stealing everything within your reach.

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7 months

@KakwenzaRukira Does this look like sleeping to you? 🥸🥸🥸

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7 months

@harderHB @millybabalanda All will be well, Ndugu! We all know that it's the Vampire from Bukedea that came for your blood. Anyway, her time will come and we will go back to her original colour.

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1 year

@Mukulaa Our economy would be able to sustain the increasing population if you hadn't STOLEN the GAVI funds with your buddy Jim Muhwezi! Agashuma!

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@MbaziiraKazibwe Tojjazina!

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1 year

@BiancaNaom1 Wewe ni Kondoo kabisa!

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9 months

@KakwenzaRukira He put the money to good use, unlike the bigger thieves he stole it from. He should be released, compensated and hired at Operation Wealth Creation. Oh, and he should be allowed to retain his property.

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1 year

@bonifacemwangi Na akiwachiliwa mimi nitamkula. Si ameiva jo! Mboga nzuri kabisa! 😋😋

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7 months

@KakwenzaRukira @AnitahAmong @hon_mpaka I am disappointed in @hon_mpaka ! I thought he was an upright man! This is sad!

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1 year

@CanaryMugume 70 percent of those pledges won't come through. Mark my words!

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1 year

@harderHB Omwaana akukutte ewaluma!

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9 months

@PoliceUg @FredEnanga1 He deserves a Medal 🏅 on Heroes Day. He stole from the NRM thieves and invested wisely. He should be given a job in OWC or Uganda Police and promoted to ASP. He MUST also be released with immediate effect.

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1 year

@SpireJim Flawless, smart, honest, humble, devoid of any dirt dealings. A real gentleman! He should be PRESIDENT!

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7 months

@emeka_ug Not boots, but amatako, just say it! Where we've reached, we no longer need to be politically correct! We're tired!

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1 year

@KakwenzaRukira @KakwenzasBooks Man, these people are disgusting! With all the stolen money, why can't she just stay home and rest? Kale bantama!

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1 year

@rigathi We don't care! We want you to work for Kenyans. We surely don't care about your visit to your loyal driver!

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2 years

@harderHB Sometimes I wonder how some of you people think! So you want Ukraine, a sovereign country to surrender to an invader? Imagine a man coming to your home and telling you to vacate, will you?

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1 year

@Mbidde OK, byonna obiwandiise. But what exactly have you just written?

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11 months

@KakwenzaRukira Utterly disgusting! Imagine an old man running around begging, while plunging us in more debt yet he and his cronies are busy filling their bellies.

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1 year

@rigathi That's true! You're a villager and will always be one.

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7 months

@KagutaMuseveni General Sir, with all due respect, you've now lost your marbles! That lady you're shielding is a THIEF! Anyway, what do I know! You're all thieves!

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1 year

@che_otafiire @otafiire_k In other words okaruga omumagosi ge, nari ebigosi!

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7 months

@AnitahAmong Iroko nobushuma bwaawe! Abasiramu tibarikwenda wishes zomushuma. Orikeitwe ekinyampo! Weiba sente zoona wazimara omwihanga. Aimah!

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7 months

@OfwonoOpondo @JoelSsenyonyi @UG_Parliament @pwatchug @AAgather @GodwinTOKO What if, and am just saying "what if", he requested a leave of five days but only needed one day facilitation to visit Ssegirinya? But the other people interpreted it as if he needed all the days for the Nai trip. This is a valid argument btw. Ndi mugezi! 🕶️🕶️

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1 year

@ntvuganda To reduce death from water accidents we need to get rid of the Ministry of Health and everything associated with it!

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1 year

The promoters of the #Muhoozi presidency have tactically done one thing smartly; not to allow him talk for more than 10 mins. And in most cases, not talk at all. Otherwise......! All they do is rally masses, dance, gyrate and chant Muhoozi oye! We're a gullible population!

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1 year

Ho, @KakwenzaRukira aka #Rukira is back! Can't wait to get my copy!

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1 year

@BiancaNaom1 Hehehe, utalia machozi peke yako! Now look at you lamenting. Ruto didn't even notice your futile attempts to get a gava job.

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7 months

@harderHB @EriasLukwago @AnitahAmong Sabula Sabula! Muwe ebibye! No time to waste!

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7 months

@KakwenzaRukira @KagutaMuseveni @AnitahAmong You're only thinking? Ask those in the know, they will confirm your suspicions. There was even an attempt on her life orchestrated by the MoE nemesis. This is a true story!

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1 year

@JKabuleta It's from the same money that he gets what to give them behind the curtains. Those greedy sobs!

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1 year

@OgwangOgwang A combination of you and Namwamba smells of theft! The only honourable member there is the Tz minister. As a country, we're going to lose more money to theft and eventually embarrass ourselves!

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1 year

@eddykenzoficial Ani yawandiise akazungu kano?

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1 year

@KakwenzaRukira Send me some also @KakwenzaRukira . Obworo buri heihi kuneisa, musheija we!

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1 year

@BiancaNaom1 Shenzi wewe! Bure kabisa!

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6 months

The resilience of Honourable Mohammad Ssegirinya is unmatched. We pray for his recovery and condemn those who poisoned him. Get well Mr. Update. May the Lord see you through!

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7 months

@harderHB @Parliament_Ug But you said on TV last time that it was your last time to call her Rt. Hon. Please let's stick to that promise. I was loving the "Dishonourable" title, it befits her. Twende kazi!

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1 year

@kizzabesigye1 @akbesigye Hari Anthropology nibashoma ki?

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1 year

@ZuenaKirema1 You mean not yet? Zuena olimba!

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7 months

This absolutely true 💯! I personally know some pple who have been taken to different houses around town to fumigate rooms full of money. And I know welders who have been making safes while others have cleaned rooms, all full of money. And they're always transported in blindfold.

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Dear fellow Ugandans, this might sound like fiction but it’s a true story and the name of the minister is Wilson Mururi Mukasa! #UgandaParliamentExhibition

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7 months

@harderHB @AnitahAmong The Speaker and Deputy Speaker plus all the affected parties should all step aside, be charged and sent to Kitalya!

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1 year

@mugishamuntu Hihihi. I didn't know the General was once picked up.

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1 year

@kasujja Curse on them! Naye Dr. KB also, let him cry ko a little. He should've backed General Mugisha Muntu.

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1 year

@Mukulaa @OfficialFUFA @Tanfootball Now what kind of crappy thinking is this? This is GAVI funds speaking!

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7 months

@GalaxyFMUg Yatulaze akasolo?

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2 years

@mkainerugaba Iwe Muhoozi, do you realise that's a picture of an actor?

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7 months

@MargaretMuhanga Just sell one of your goats and we will have enough money for the roads.

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1 year

@Mukulaa It's because the likes of you stole monies meant for ordinary mwananchi like me! That's the cause of hate! When you were stealing, you were breeding hate!

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2 years

General #SalimSaleh was once asked how many businesses he had and he said he didn't know! If he didn't have a lot of money at his disposal, which he dishes out anyhow, he would be broke! But he knows how to make deals, that I give it to him!

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@LukeTambiti

6 years

Dear @nwscug , it would be unfair if I didn't thank you for your timely response after my tweet. Munange, I received a call from one of your techs and I believe my water was reconnected though I wasn't there. You guys deserve a Nobel 🏆!

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8 months

@AAgather @AnitahAmong 30 days in Turkey, 30 days in Nairobi, 14 days in UAE. When does she work?

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7 months

@SDdembe Omuweerawo ebibye!

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7 months

@OmuhimaGd Hati nkeimwe, ahabwenki timukuruga aha X? Mugaruke aha Facebook reero mugume mugambe busha.

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1 year

@DianaAtwine @KagutaMuseveni @StateHouseUg I can see Atwiine coining a way to fleece more money from the taxpayers. She probably has a building that needs finishing!

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1 year

@OfwonoOpondo Yours too!

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1 year

@muyangalutaaya @RugyendoQuotes @GenMKmovement @mkainerugaba @AndrewMwenda @adam_kungu @BalaamAteenyiDr @MKatungi @BebeCoolUG @FrankGashumba @sml_and @DaudiKabanda Debts paid off! Scheme away, eno Uganda yakulya!

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1 year

Praying for our boys of the #UPDF in #Somalia ! 🙏🙏

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2 years

@BalaamAteenyi @mkainerugaba The biggest problem of this whole MK movement is the fact that it's revolving around one ethnicity. You're repeating the mistakes of M7. Also, appoint new people, fresh blood and ideas, don't recycle from NRM and other failures looking for a comeback!

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2 years

@SpireJim Arts and Crafts. Students can earn from these even when they're still studying. And by crafts I mean any form of technical study, like carpentry, mechanics, etc.

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1 year

@AnitahAmong Is it true you told him that you're pregnant? Not my words! Found that info in various WhatsApp groups am in!

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7 months

@KagutaMuseveni How will those novices fight corruption when you the veteran failed? Anyway, lemme give you a hint on where to start from. Does the name Bukedea and Jik ring any bells?

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1 year

@LillianAber Back off! NRM is even worse!

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1 year

My guy! Humble and straight like an arrow!

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1 year

@WChebukati We can see the fruits of that hefty payoff you got from Ruto to rig the elections. Punda wewe!

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7 months

@emeka_ug Tasobola! Omutwe gumuli munnyuma!

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2 years

@Nambooze_B_B You were in USA for six months receiving treatment funded by the same government you slander. Naye Nambooze oli mbuzi!

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@KakwenzaRukira @mkainerugaba @KakwenzasBooks You mean if it had a been one and one wandimuwadde ebibye? 😁😁

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5 months

@norbertmao Mbu Bae! Ono omukazi wabba mubbe! Better still, wanyaga munyage!

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7 months

@933kfm So, who's in charge of coming up with these made up stories? Should we also blame it on AI?

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1 year

@FrankTumwebazek Does he know that you've culminated into a massive thief? Stealing government funds for your own use.

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10 months

They used him, dumbed him, set him up and finally eliminated him! He was about to drop a bombshell, they got a whiff of it and they went to work! That's our Uganda, the Mafia state!

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1 year

@OfwonoOpondo @UgandaMediaCent Of course they could be of use, konka you steal all the money.

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5 years

The speed at which @nwscug responds to cries for help. One may think it's not a Ugandan corporation. @NWSCMD , I thank you and your entire staff. Pliz stay at the helm for as long as God can grant you. Happy New Year @nwscug .

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1 year

@FGaitho237 I met him recently in the Netherlands in a supermarket and none of the wazungu knew who he was. While I was there excited to meet him. I tried explaining to them who he was and they didn't seem to know. Humble dude, we took photos and we as so humble. The GOAT!

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1 year

But where is this man #KakaBagyenda , the former Director of #ISO ? People were tortured, imprisoned and enslaved during his reign. Last I heard, he was to head the Ugandan Embassy in #Angola but he refused to appear for vetting. Kaka should be arrested for crimes against humanity.

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1 year

@DCI_Kenya Meanwhile is Donkey 🫏, Camel 🐪 and Horse 🐎 meat edible?

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1 year

@KBonimtetezi Khalwale wewe ni kondoo 🐑 kabisa!

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@LukeTambiti

7 months

@PoliceUg @FredEnanga1 @CID1_UG Give me advance payment nnumbe. I need the money to run Ops. Send on my MM at least a ka 5m. You know, the same way Police tells a suspect to first bring fuel and airtime. Yamba Police ekuyambe!

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@LukeTambiti

2 years

So it's now clear that General @mkainerugaba won't be standing in 2026 in favour of his father @KagutaMuseveni . So what happens to the #MKmovement ? I can see people have started detecting back to @NRMOnline .

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1 year

@Japsank What? He failed miserably? The man served for almost 10 years in that capacity at a very tender age and his achievements were immense! Mpozzi ggwe what did you achieve at that age? Bruh!

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1 year

@marthak_arua But knowing your history, maybe you want to "EAT" him in your car like you did to that man of God years ago. Remind me, was it a RAV4?

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