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Presidential Candidate 2021-2026 #Uganda #PresidentJosephKabuleta #ROCKUg

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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
This morning I handed in my sworn affidavit in support of @HEBobiwine case in the Supreme Court. Now let's see how this pans out
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
I am finally free. Thanks to everybody who stood with me. God bless y’all.
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1 year
“Whatever I said Whatever I did I didn’t mean it, I just want you back for good..” From the song: ‘Back For Good’ by Take That. A special dedication from Kampala City to Jennifer Musisi
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
While a part of me is sad that @HEBobiwine has withdrawn his petition (bse a very fraudulent election goes unchallenged) the other part of me knows that top Judges, thru their words, deeds and blatant double standards, clearly showed us that there was never going to be justice
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
A team that sends Bukayo Saka to take their most important penalty is not ready to win a major tournament. Period!
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
Now that chits are in fashion
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
When @kizzabesigye1 is allowed to talk without much interruption he can unload tons of knowledge and wisdom. I super enjoyed @ntvuganda On The Spot tonight, I easily chose it over watching Spurs vs Chelsea
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
1. Dr Chris Baryomunsi says Muhoozi is not part of NRM and his politicking is illegal since he’s still a serving member of the military 2. Dr Baryomunsi faints in Kanungu and is airlifted for treatment in Kampala Join the two sentences starting with: “No sooner…(10 marks)
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
If I had a gun, I'd be tempted to shoot any writer/editor who uses the phrase "alleged torture" when describing @KakwenzaRukira ordeal under Muhoozi. He shows you a body ridden with wounds and you still use "alleged". If he'd died some papers wld say "alleged" death". Sad!
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
The Ebola pandemic started to end the moment America and EU decided to channel their Ebola funds through NGOs and not through Ministry of Health. Almost instantly, the numbers started reducing.
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
If you’re next to a Cristiano Ronaldo fan, please give them a hug. After believing a lie for decades, they have finally had to encounter hard truth that their idol is just the Instagram GOAT. Bambi offer them some comfort
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
From now onwards, if you hear anything about me -- I am a night dancer, a serial killer, I hide dead bodies under my bed, I fart five times every minute and shit in my pants, anything --- please BELIEVE IT. I have neither the time nor the will to defend myself. I'm on a journey
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
A man who indulges in the boisterous world of social media messaging but seeks to legislate against "abuse" is no different from one who walks into a discotheque and complains about loud music & wants to pass a law to control noise in discos. That's the definition of narcissism.
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 years
I thank freedom activists @norbertmao @kizzabesigye1 @HEBobiwine @EriasLukwagoo @SemujjuNganda who stood with me as I walked a path they've trodden. @ug_lawsociety . Media colleagues @cobbo3 @Kalinaki @nsengoba and several others who showed their support. God bless you all!
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
It is more foolish for the West to set social/society change as a condition for their loans. Imagine if you went to a local bank for a loan and they said: “Sorry, you don’t qualify because you’re cheating on your wife.” That’s how crazy the World Bank sounds right now.
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
To many pple on Social Media, Lumbuye, was a beacon of courage/outspokenness...until he was caught. Now the very people who quoted & shared his content are spitting on him, saying he's a reckless baron of fake news. Loyalty is a commodity in very short supply on these streets
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
THE FIVE MINUTES THAT SAVED MY LIFE By Joseph Kabuleta I woke up on that Tuesday morning and immediately called Kenneth Matovu to inform him that I was running a bit late but would be at office in a few minutes. 1/17
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
If Ronaldo starts, Arsenal will win
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
Today I met my brother @HEBobiwine and we spoke about the struggle to bring freedom to this country. I can confirm that the forces for change are far stronger than the waning powers of the Museveni dictatorship. #EndgameForTheJunta
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 months
Me watching traders walking out on their meeting with Museveni at Kololo
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
I gave the Electoral Commission two days to respond. They didn't. Today I filed our miscellaneous cause at the High Court Civil Division through my lawyers Walyemera & Co advocates. We're also seeking an interim order to stop electoral process until all stakeholders are consulted
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
But what really happened to Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 which went missing more than 9 years ago? I want some serious conspiracy theories here
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
Why don't you tell us about choppers which fly out of Karamoja so often carrying gold and marble; national resources which your family has personalized. Those are the facts that matter. How you've nationalised (and skyrocketed) Uganda's debt while personalizing all our resources
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Yoweri K Museveni
4 years
I feel embarrassed on behalf of the opposition. I was in Karamoja sub-region, opened a good hotel, commissioned the road from Soroti to Moroto, and the internet linking Moroto to New York by underground cable. I feel sorry people are there talking but not appreciating facts.
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
At least they stole just cattle 🐄 which cost just 1.5m each. What if — God forbid — they had stolen the rats 🐀 which she bought at 9m each?
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
Donald Trump was reinstated to Twitter only yesterday and in one day he already has 85 million followers. More than twice Joe Biden’s followers. Just saying
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
Now that the Muhoozi Project (for which I was imprisoned and tortured) is official, and the general is advising youth to pursue the path of peace, I guess now is a good time to remind him never to use brute force in response to intellectual rhetoric.
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Muhoozi Kainerugaba
4 years
Alot of my supporters are telling me to sit down and talk to my brother Bobi Wine. I have no problem talking to him, we talked in the past and were friends. I just advise all the youth never to seek war over peace
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
1. Fuel prices go up (bse of border trucks) but stay up after border is open 2. Muhoozi tortures someone to near death 3. MP Nsereko introduces cyber bullying bill 4. Mao attacks opposition 5. Nobody remembers items 1&2 Attention span of Ugandan political activists is so short
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
Have you ever wondered where the Karamajong warriors get their bullets from?
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
So employers can transport workers in buses (big numbers) but workers can't drive private cars (one person). How does that make sense? Social distancing??? This whole thing has nothing to do with COVID. The banene are just enjoying driving in Kampala without traffic jam. FACT!!
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
The French Revolution
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
The day @RebeccaKadagaUG said that @KagutaMuseveni is on 2021 ballot bse of her, her fate within NRM was sealed. M7 hates to be beholden to anyone. But if she wins without NRM backing, then another centre of power will have emerged to challenge M7 stranglehold on all institutions
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 months
Dear Head Teachers, parental consent is 💯 necessary for the Bill Gates Yellow Fever vaccination. If you force it on learners, and adverse side effects start (as they surely will) you will face the wrath of legal fees alone. Be warned!!
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 years
"Nobody shd be arrested for annoying me but police shd focus on lies and sedition," says M7. He gives with one hand and takes with two. Sedition law is even more ambiguous. Who decides what's truth or lies? What if the 'Fountain of Honor' tells lies? Or is he infallible?
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
So what happens if — when — it turns out that the state has zero evidence linking these guys to the Masaka murders and discontinues prosecution? Do we just celebrate vindication and forget about the 18 months? Do they get compensated for wasted time?
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
So saddened to wake up to news of the passing of one of the funniest men I ever met, a born comedian. The first time I met Kato Lubwama, nearly 25 years ago, I was interviewing him about a play. He was making a serious point but I was laughing so hard. I remember thinking to 1/2
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
Now look at this clown. The govt you shamelessly protect does this (thru its militarized police) even to MPs. If @kizzabesigye1 or @ZaakeFrancis or @HEBobiwine hadn't been hardcore they might've already been killed by Ugandan police. Is it only wrong when it happens in America?
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
Last week I met veteran freedom fighter, the world's most arrested politician @kizzabesigye1 and we spoke about @KagutaMuseveni 's plan to hide behind the cover of COVID to snatch our democratic rights thru a 'scientific' election. Together we stand to oppose these (s)elections
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
The amount of loans cut off by World Bank 6.7 trillion Money lost to corruption in Uganda every year (according to IGG); 9.14 trillion Enough said!
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Joseph Kabuleta
10 months
Museveni says “Amin should be forgotten”. My guess is Amin — a true nationalist —will be remembered long after parochial Museveni has been forgotten.
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
This country is rotten to the core
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
Oh yes, we can develop without loans, but especially without you
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1 year
"I want to inform everybody, starting with Ugandans, that Uganda will develop with or without loans," President Museveni tells the World Bank which has suspended offering new loans to Uganda demanding that the anti-gay law is struck down. #MonitorUpdates
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
First they’ll deny, and deny some more, then eventually sell it. But whoever is stupid enough to buy it should be ready to give it up when we get rid of these greedy barbarians….soon
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
Museveni may give a thousand speeches bashing homosexuality, but he still won’t sign the bill into law. He’s only holding Bazungu at ransom so that they ‘convince’ him with $$$ not to sign. In Luganda they call it ‘kwetega’
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
Let's face it; Museveni is Uganda's leading epidemiologist (a true COVID hero as enthroned by Parliament) He consults himself before making decisions on science. Here's a picture from Poland Presidential campaigns👇 I suppose their scientists aren't as brilliant as our old man
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 years
It's nice to see that Muhoozi's bevy of well-paid promoters are finally earning their dimes. They must be on a mega payroll to believe that someone as dull and lifeless as him can be president. Museveni would have to put us all to sleep before that happens. Mutubalemu ku magezi.
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
The outing of an old scandal at Prime Minister's office involving First Lady & trips to Israel proves pple are getting bolder. There's a time they cldnt even mention her name, as if they'd be struck by lightning. Now they calling for her to explain. Financial liberarion loading..
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
And yet you will find armchair political clean-ups like @AndrewMwenda trying to analyse the election, different demographics, voting patterns and --- his pet subject--- 'what the opposition did wrong'... all based on Justice Byabakama's fictional results.
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BOBI WINE
3 years
At many polling stations across the country, my votes were 'donated' to other candidates in order to cut my percentage. At this station, I polled 256 votes against Museveni's 47, but in their tally () all my votes went to John Katumba. I was given 0.0!
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
In Uganda it’s only the numbers that increase, 3G, 4G, 5G…. but internet speeds remain the same. We shall even get to 10G but still struggle to make a WhatsApp call without skipping
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
Police deploys heavily to stop people from going to pray (!). Now even holding prayers gets bloody. These are the last kicks of a dying horse. It’s darkest just before dawn. They’re surely going down. Welcome 2023
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
He led Uganda to Independence. If he still lived, he would be 97 today. RIP Dr Apollo Milton Obote
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
A document by UNAIDS describes pedophilia (sex with minors) as a sexual orientation and it’s now included among list of human rights. Governments have been advised to decriminalize “consensual” sex between adults and children, and remove ‘age of consent’. Satan resides at UN
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
He takes a supplementary (!!!) budget of 3.5trillion this financial year under classified expenditure (to be used at his discretion) then gives 1.4m of his salary and we cheer his generosity. Tyranny is never fully actualized until slaves start cheering their oppressor
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
@stillgray The look on the face of the little girl behind her is priceless. Priceless
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 months
Aggrieved traders are pushing for a meeting with Museveni thinking it will yield solutions. He’ll meet them and openly blast URA for being insensitive (and the traders will cheer). Then he will quietly meet URA officials and urge them to use any means to maximize tax collection
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
All those grandstanding weisenheimers castigating Africans for “abandoning”their own football and embracing the English Premiership…. Ask them how many Ugandan league matches they’ve watched this season. Then ignore them. Football, like music and art, is a universal language
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Mr @KagutaMuseveni , are you also going to sue @DailyMonitor for quoting a story in International media saying you got a bribe of $500k and U were named Exhibit 1510 in the bribery case -- and eventual conviction --- of Patrick Ho? Or you can explain!
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Daily Monitor
3 years
In the meantime, I am going to make some money from Daily Monitor. They lied that I had been vaccinated together with my wife. I am going to make them bankrupt unless they apologize and lie down. I've already filed a case in court," ~ President @KagutaMuseveni #MonitorUpdates
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
First it’s Ruto, then Raila, then Ruto, then Raila. Let me chill it before I get kamunguluze
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
Well, then I blame my ex-girlfriend for failure to have an erection 36 years after we separated. Only in Uganda!!
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
With all the state-perpetuated torture going on in this country, it’s a young 18 year-old school girl who gets charged with aggravated torture. Her future is in jeopardy over a simple love spat bse it was caught on camera. It’s very sad.
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
When I saw William Ruto coming out of his closet to meet the AU-COMESA election observers I realized that he is now confident that he has won. The latest tally seems to suggest so.
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
I am sure this video was meant to be inhouse. "Our job is to convince Africans that it's their fault that they are poor...that's what universities do..." Take a moment and watch this
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
A 12yr-old kid sends racial slurs to Wilfried Zaha. He cld have ignored it (like most adults wld), drove his $400k SUV to Crystal Palace, scored a wonder goal (like only he can). But he went crying to police. Kid was arrested! How can a 27 yr-old man play victim to a kid? Silly!
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
Dear Ugandans If you want Dr Jane Ruth Aceng to keep her job as the Minister of Health, stop praising her on social media. STOP!! Yours truly The Patriot
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
So @KagutaMuseveni said he'll open economy in January, and we all as fools sat back to wait for 2 months. But he also said that he'd retire in 2006, and he'd not be president after 75. His words are worthless. He will open up when we he feels pressure from us, not when he said
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
When indigenous Ugandans are gruesomely murdered, police investigations are sluggish and lackluster even as Museveni flippantly blames pigs. But when an Indian was killed, the same police, under extreme pressure from the president, moved with the swiftness of the FBI to track
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Regional soccer club champions Express FC back to The Pearl and I had the pleasure of flying with them. The Captain shared a trophy moment with me
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
Does anyone still take this man’s words seriously? Well, in 1986, Uganda exported more than it imported. For example, until the early 90s, most Ugandan garments were produced here; the entire chain, from cotton in farms to the spinning mills to NYTIL then to our bedsheets, school
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Daily Monitor
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"We are here buying furniture from the Arabs who stay in the desert. How can we sit on imported furniture here? We can not make a plane, a computer, or medicine, we can’t even make furniture, what sort of experts are we? Experts of ignorance?" President @KagutaMuseveni
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
What if this border holdup was a deliberate ploy to keep us locked down. With fuel at 10k a litre, 80% of motorists wld ground their cars and bodas would be too expensive. So we wld just "stay home & stay sane" 😂😂 Sounds far fetched? It's a mafia state. Anything is possible
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
What if solution to Entebbe extortion is replacing airport staff with ‘disciplined’ UPDF soldiers? What if that’s what THEY wanted in the first place, so THEY kicked up the whole social media storm to justify militarization of airport? What if we fell into THEIR trap? What if….
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Why don't we just sell the Chinese our President? I wonder how much they would be willing to pay for him.
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Joseph Kabuleta
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10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MALARIA ‘VACCINE’ 1. It’s mRNA just like the COVID shot 2. Children require 4 shots spaced out monthly to get a paltry 30% protection. And even that small protection reduces to near zero after 18 months. It’s the lowest efficacy ever
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
The Presidential, Parliamentary and LC Elections Act do not allow for 'scientific' elections. For the EC to consult with Museveni then seek to dictate to other candidates is mockery of an election process. Candidate M7 has to be equal to all other candidates. We off to court.
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
We can no longer claim to be surprised by such infantile Tweets. We are now used to them. What surprises me, however, is that there are some (would-be) intelligent people who are convinced that he is the next president of Uganda.
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
And I thought the first thing they say after arrest is: "Toa viato" I kinda know this place!! But I didn't have the privilege of keeping a shirt, trousers or a chair to sit on. And of course no shoes. But I guess; we leave issues of General to Generals #TumukundeArrest
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Fake arrests for fake investors on the orders of a fake president who has just won a fake election. Don't expect anyone to be arrested. It's all fake
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
I was in Kireka SIU today with lawyers Isaac Walukaga and Livingstone Sewanyana and I am glad to report that comedians Bizonto and musician Kiwewa have been released on police bond. Unfortunately, we couldn't secure release, yet, of Basajja Mivule. But he will be out soon, too
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Has anyone noticed that the number of COFIT deaths in Uganda stalled at around 342 after World Bank cash stopped flowing? Well, we just requested IMF for more $900m for COFIT. Now expect a new wave of sijui which variant and some more deaths. Uganda's COFIT waves respond to cash
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Ugandan MPs returning from Tanzania test positive for Omicron, while UPDF soldiers returning from Congo test positive for gold. I think this virus is scared of guns, that's why it never infects soldiers coming into the country.
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Bse there's a NEED
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Your employer does not own your body. YOU DO! So no one shd force you to take a trial vaccine for which you'll sign as a volunteer (you can't claim damages in case of side effects). MOH guidelines forbid mandatory or coerced vaccination. Know your rights. Share if you care
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Joseph Kabuleta
7 months
In sport, when a player gains such legendary status, his club may decide to retire his number and no one else can ever don it. For instance Napoli retired Diego Maradona’s #10 jersey. Today, Jan 23 is exactly two years since Tumusiime Mutebile died and we still don’t have a
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Joseph Kabuleta
6 years
No sooner had Kayihura been granted bail than Affande Kirumira was shot dead. I am just practicing my primary school English, that's all. #RIPKirumira
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
And I know that God spared me for a reason. And I determined on that day to spent the rest of my life discovering what that reason is and pursuing it to the best of my abilities. Join me as we remember a lad whose race ended before it had started in earnest. 17/17
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 years
I just read that Kenya was to import 11m bags of maize from Mexico and my heart bled. Meanwhile Museveni has concluded his wealth creation tour where he told villagers in rags to take advantage of opportunities in the ICT industry. What made your 💓 bleed this past weeks?
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Joseph Kabuleta
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In 2020, while you were frothing at your mouths over COVID, and locked up in your sunbaked homes, Uganda exported $3.47b of gold (making it the 28th largest exporter in world), and imported $1.97b (18th largest in the world). So we were $1.5b net exporters of gold that year.. 1/3
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 years
By the way, I just realized that in the Godfather movie, the old man Vito Corleone died before he could install his son as the new Don. Don't you just love movies!
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 years
Alternative headline: "How can a govt which can't ensure toilets for it's citizens commission a satellite city" It seems pple with no toilets shd have no opinions until next election. Wow! Kaheru is talking like a real cadre. They shd give him that vacant New Vision job already
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
Most of the charcoal used in urban areas (esp Kampala) comes from North/East Uganda. By decree Museveni has banned that trade. At the same time, tax on a kilo of cooking gas is being hiked by Sh200. Electricity prices are even more prohibitive. Kwegamba…. food is best eaten raw
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 years
This is a good way of fighting police brutality. Single them out and we archive them. The day of reckoning will surely come, and no one should claim mbu "orders from above". Great journalism.
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
Today, June 23, Malawi goes to polls to elect President. Full blown campaigns, no scientific BS. And M7 wants to use COVID as an excuse to ruin a 2021 election when other African countries are doing open rallies in 2020. Dictatorship is a bigger threat to our lives than COVID.
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Joseph Kabuleta
4 years
The 7pm curfew time is not enforceable with the jam situation around Kla. And that's before taxis join the mix. Just END the pointless curfew, we are tired of living like boarding school kids. This lockdown (every aspect of it) has overstayed its welcome
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Joseph Kabuleta
1 year
On this day, March 17 in 2021, Tanzania President John Magufuli was pronounced dead. Everything he said about COVID and fake PCR tests has been proven right. Bse of his bold stand, TZ never locked down and they became middle income in July 2020, when Uganda was drowning in debt…
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 years
Over the weekend I was in the Hoima area and I preached in two churches. One is pastored by a man called Bishop Besigye while the other is led by Pastor Museveni (true story). Besigye has a much bigger congregation. MORAL OF THE STORY: Always preach the gospel 😎😎
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Joseph Kabuleta
2 years
As thugs raided my office premises, traumatized my workers, arrested one media person and attempted to break into my private office, I was somewhere in a serene environment enjoying my cappuccino and reading a book. Stop the loot. Protect your children from the Ministry of Death
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Joseph Kabuleta
5 years
I am tired of hearing people say "Museveni is not Uganda's problem". So whose problem is he?
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Joseph Kabuleta
3 months
1. Did Christianity originate from Europe? 2. Was Christianity introduced to Africa by Europeans? 3. Did Christianity arrive in Europe long before it came to Africa? What if I told you that the answer to all those questions is NO! READ ON All monotheistic religions;
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