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The saddest sight in the world - lost or discarded footballs. Honour them, send in photos. No rugby balls allowed. Also on Instagram - same name.

If only we knew...
Joined March 2013
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
The best sports film clip of all time starring Pele. “I do this, this, this, this, this, goal, easy”. #ripPele #escapetovictory
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
Saying ‘no’ to The Sun running a piece on us was one of the easiest things we’ve done - the absolute nonsense and negativity they’re stirring up against Sterling (and no doubt others to come in the build up to the World Cup) is just pure shithousery.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Well, this escalated. 10 years, 9,557 photos you’ve sent us, local/national/international press coverage, radio shows, going viral, calendars, a book and Toni Kroos. Thanks for all the support. Watch out for an imminent birthday giveaway x
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
3 years
On behalf of the club we love (sorry all the other clubs) but it’s time to get our shoddy and incompetent owners out of @BCFC - time for action #BSHLOUT
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
On Saturday @TheSun named our 2019 calendar one of the most boring of the year. We are properly made up! You can buy yours and support those affected by dementia, depression and loneliness via the @stadiumhoppers website. It’s not actually boring, it’s brilliant. @SportsMemNet
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
4 years
Six Nations is back soon. Shame Ollz, Tobes, Jools and Spencey won’t be able to get down to HQ and pretend they like sport for a few weeks.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
7 years
Blues
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@Lostfootballs
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2 years
There’s a World Cup in a matter of days and no-one seems to be actually bothered.
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@Lostfootballs
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2 years
Once in a while I just like to look at this line up and wonder how it happened.
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@Lostfootballs
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1 month
From the archives: one of the greatest ever.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Annual reminder to be careful out there. Olly, Tobes and the Shagster will be on a rare day out down HQ. Careful of any patronising comparisons between football and the gentleman’s game. This is why we are firm on our NO RUGBY BALLS ALLOWED policy.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
Yeah she's the one that always there. 'cause your the one that always cares. I love ya.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
When Robben’s move to PSV doesn’t go through and you can sign him for £6m from Groningen aged 17 @cm0102legends
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
7 years
Saw a lost ball today, beautiful location and would be a terrific photo. But rules are rules, no rugby balls allowed. Let it die alone forever.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
Wife and daughter out all night. Here’s my set up (with World Cup on tv out of shot) AND Tsigalko has just got a work permit for English league. @cm0102legends
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
7 years
Sunday morning football done. Now to settle this: two identical bacon sandwiches. RT for triangles, FAV for rectangles. Go...
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@Lostfootballs
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
Be careful out there today. There’ll be blokes called Olls, Tobes and Shagger who will be talking about rugby pretending they like sport. They’ll be gone again in a few weeks don’t worry. In the meantime, confuse them by asking which rugby club they support.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Looking forward to #MOTD tomorrow night to see which BBC presenters and pundits are Tory scabs.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
9 months
No lyrics this time. Instead we’re celebrating our 10,000th submission! And it’s a beauty. Thanks again for all your support over the last 10 or so years x
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
Update on #tsigalko1000 - now on 821 goals in 440 games. Won’t get to target in 500 games but should do it 550. @CM0102_Network @CM0102blogs @cm0102legends @cm9798
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
7 years
We will remember them.
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10 months
They should make a film of this. It’s beautiful.
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@Lostfootballs
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4 years
Two years since The S*n said ours was one of the most boring calendars of the year. Badge of honour.
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@Lostfootballs
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1 year
20 seasons and he’s finally retired. 1116 games - 2345 goals. First 1000 goals in 442 games, second 1000 in 435. Phenomenal. Love you Maxim Tsigalko @cm0102legends @CM0102_Network @cm9798 @champman0102 @CM0102blogs #cm0102 #tsigalko
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
4 years
Boris not wearing a poppy. Is he the new James McClean?
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@Lostfootballs
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1 year
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
@Lostfootballs Banbury, Oxfordshire
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
Ok this seems to have divided our followers so let’s do this - RT for ‘kick it’ or Like for ‘leave it alone’. Go.
@Conecclesia
Ecclesiastical Cones
5 years
@Lostfootballs kicked further away
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@Lostfootballs
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2 years
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
3 years
Don’t get why Conte is moaning. Levy offering me £1bn transfer budget. @CM0102_Network @CM0102blogs @cm0102legends @cm9798 @CMRob82 @MartinPlaysCM
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Up the presenters, up the pundits, up the commentators, up the refugees!
@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Looking forward to #MOTD tomorrow night to see which BBC presenters and pundits are Tory scabs.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
4 years
We all know it’s Birmingham v Villa so no need to read this.
@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
4 years
What is the ‘biggest’ derby in world? The one with the longest history? Or the one with the strongest rivalry? Our writers explain why some derbies should — or shouldn't — be considered as the best.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
Just a reminder that we’ve been sent one of the best @Lostfootballs photos ever. Can’t even contemplate what happened next. Photo by @IglooRaver
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
4 years
@marthakelner @jimw1 From my very good friend Chris. He’s had enough.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Just wear the armband Harry. Take the illegal punishment. Fuck FIFA. Fuck Infantino. Reclaim the game. #fifaworldcup #onelove
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
@MatKendrick I live in Molton Keynes, anything can happen here.
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1 month
@BCFC Good luck to whoever had to tell him.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
1 year
To the king of our club. @BCFC #KRO
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
Six Nations. The time to stay strong everyone. Some weirdos you might know will mention stuff about drinking in the ground with opposing fans and diving overpaid footballers. Wink at them and say these words “bloodgate”. Walk off.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
I’ve seen Barcelona do this before. My Frankfurt team were 5-1 down to them in CL semis after first leg and then went on to win 4-0 in second leg. Tsigalko hat-trick obviously. @cm0102legends @CM0102_Network @CM0102blogs @cm9798
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
7 years
We love music, you love music. We love football, you love football. But not as much as @NavyBlueFFC @FFCSupporters @falkirkbairns who’ve made the best stickers like ever.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
This is the 7,000th lost football we’ve been sent in by you all. We’ve been going for 5.5 years now so that’s over 3 a day (we think?). Anyway, that’s also 7,000 different songs we’ve had to remember - although some have been used quite a few times! Keep on sending them in!
@joe_s_smith
Joe
5 years
@Lostfootballs 3 abandoned in a derelict building, Reading
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
Coming soon. Just in time for Christmas - the @Lostfootballs calendar. All profits going to @sportsmemnet . We’ll let you know when and where you can buy one in the next few weeks!
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@Lostfootballs
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6 years
Mike Duff back home at Cheltenham. Who knew he’d end up back here after winning 7 champions leagues in a row at Frankfurt? #findMikeDuff #cm0102 @cm9798 @cm0102legends
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
*issues a 6 month ban* please read our bio: no rugby balls allowed.
@shuffs1927
Shuffs
5 years
@Lostfootballs well it is a 6 nations day
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
7 years
Daniel's saving Grace She's out in deep water Hope he's a good swimmer @wearejames
@jaguarsearlobes
John Wratten
7 years
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
And we’re live! Our 2019 @Lostfootballs calendar is now available to buy for £11.99 delivered. What a bargain! Buy yours here now at our lovely mates @stadiumhoppers who are helping us. All profits go to the brilliant @sportsmemnet !
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
1 year
Gentle reminder that we’re fully behind #dontbuythesun no matter what is going on or not going on.
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Lost Footballs
6 years
Here comes the rain again Falling from the stars Drenched in my pain again Becoming who we are
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Ian Wright Wright Wright is right.
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Ian Wright
2 years
Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
4 years
100% the Tories will open up rugby grounds before football.
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@Lostfootballs
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4 years
Happy 8th birthday to us apparently. Here’s some early classics.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
7 years
Made it ma, top of the world!
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1 year
Haters gonna hate. Yes I am man marking the keeper. It’s on again - the Tsigalko 1000 goal challenge. How fast can he get there? No rules - just get there as fast as you can. #MT1000 #cm0102 @cm0102legends @CM0102_Network @CM0102blogs @champman0102 @cm9798
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
We love all lostfootballs even the evil looking ones.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
10 years
Birmingham City: killing footballs since 1875. http://t.co/pdXse7NRl7
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Lost Footballs
10 months
Just try not to lose so many balls next year please x
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
Here’s our 2020 @Lostfootballs calendar for you to buy here - all the profits go to @SportsMemNet charity helping those dealing with issues relating to dementia, depression and loneliness. Spread the word!
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
3 years
Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort
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Lost Footballs
5 years
He’s done it - 1001 goals in 532 games, beating our previous record of 573 games. Yes we did man mark the keeper and it’s our challenge so we allowed it! Now off for a more traditional Napoli save #tsigalko1000 @cm9798 @CM0102_Network @cm0102legends @CM0102blogs
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
5 years
Imagine being such a big sport that you have to play your World Cup final at 9am so as not to clash with MK Dons v Tranmere later. #rwcfinal
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5 years
Big match on at 9pm. A derby too. #elShopico
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3 years
Love this!
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@Lostfootballs
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2 years
Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain?
@HimInTheNorth
Neil
2 years
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@Lostfootballs
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3 years
Annual trip to HQ with Ollie, Tobes, Shagger, The Fredster, Jules, Wills and his mate Duncs from the recruitment agency he runs. #sixnations
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
6 years
Bagsy not asking for that back.
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
1 year
I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Book news! There’s a @Lostfootballs collection coming out in the autumn. Let us know if you’re interested with a like or RT. If your photo has made the final cut and we can track you down then you’ll get a freebie. Every penny from proceeds go to @SportsMemNet !
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
1 year
The Lord's my Shepherd, I'll not want; he makes me down to lie in pastures green; he leadeth me the quiet waters by
@Retrowolves1
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1 year
@Lostfootballs - the wrong side of the tracks
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@Lostfootballs
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2 years
I took her to a supermarket I don't know why But I had to start it somewhere So it started there
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David
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@Lostfootballs
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2 years
What a whopper.
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6 years
Our most popular photo of 2018 over on Instagram is this beauty in Venice.
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@Lostfootballs
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3 years
@JakeFCohen Embarrassed for you here mate.
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@Lostfootballs
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4 years
So one of my best mates couldn’t go see his mum who was dying of Covid at the QE hospital 10 miles away but Cummings could go see his mum while he and his wife had symptoms. That can fuck off. #thatcanfuckoff
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Lost Footballs
2 years
She's electric She's in a family full of eccentrics
@norfolkanorak
Norfolk Anorak
2 years
Can’t beat the old sub station one-two first thing in the morning! @Lostfootballs
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4 years
8 (eight) years since someone sent us this absolute classic from Stockholm harbour.
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@Lostfootballs
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9 months
Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
@niallsmith1970
Niall Smith
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@Lostfootballs
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9 months
We'll live and die We'll live and die in these towns Don't let it drag you down Don't let it drag you down now
@B25dave
David Farrell
9 months
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@Lostfootballs
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3 years
We’ve been together so many years in Scotland and Holland. And he’s finally made it to 1000 games. And quite a few more goals (1838). #tsigalko #cm0102 @cm0102legends @cm9798 @CM0102_Network @champman0102 @CM0102blogs @CMontheRocks
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@Lostfootballs
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6 years
And @TranmereRovers win their first ever Champions League smashing @ASRomaEN in the final. @cm0102legends #cm0102
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@Lostfootballs
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6 years
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6 years
@Lostfootballs Do basketballs count? Saw this poor lost soul near Coney Island, NYC.
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5 years
That’s a fossil of an Adidas Tango. Also, Platyceratid definitely played for Arsenal in the late 90s.
@BryozoanNhm
NHM_Bryozoa
5 years
#MolluscMonday Platyceratid gastropod attached to the cup of a crinoid, among the best examples of symbiosis in the fossil record
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@Lostfootballs
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1 year
You saw it, you claimed it You touched it, you saved it
@davestanleylfc
Dave Stanley
1 year
@Lostfootballs Leith, Edinburgh
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8 years
In non-lostfootballs news this has devastated us more than it should. The greatest CM01/02 player has retired #Duff
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
8 months
Well it's too late for turning back, And I pray for the heart and nerve (Repeat) I relied upon the moon, I relied upon the moon I relied upon the moon and St. Christopher to be my guide.
@lloydymp
Lloyd Phillips
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@Lostfootballs
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7 years
Wife home from Christmas shopping. Had to shut down CM01/02 to eat dinner. Last game was a loss. Not sure I’ll ever sleep again.
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@Lostfootballs
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1 year
Spotted today. Have you ever seen anything more rugby in your life?
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too Thursday I don't care about you It's Friday, I'm in love
@theconman04
Conor Hynes
2 years
@Lostfootballs when you hit it right in the sweet spot #Aveit !
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@Lostfootballs
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2 years
Here they stand, brothers them all All the sons, divided they'd fall Here await the birth of the son The seventh, the heavenly, the chosen one
@nocontextfooty
Out Of Context Football
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@Lostfootballs
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4 years
This is how you do it. My mate Chris (a legacy fan) has emailed @ManUtd to tell them what he thinks.
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7 years
Suddenly a 5.5hr train journey doesn't seem so bad @cm0102legends
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
A brilliant day launching our book at @FootballMuseum and thanks to @Guymowbray @ABevington11 for coming along to support. And to @tSHandJ for having us on their show to promote the event. Every penny from sales go to @SportsMemNet so we’d love you to buy a copy!
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@Lostfootballs
Lost Footballs
2 years
Que sera, sera, Whatever will be, will be, We're going to Wembley, Que sera sera...
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Tim Fowler
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2 years
Happy 21st birthday to one of our oldest and dearest friends x
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@Lostfootballs
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4 years
It was an absolute privilege for our calendar to feature in one of the tasks on #Taskmaster @AlexHorne @gdavies @jamalimaddix #WeAreMassive
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