🧵I didn't really like the way I looked in this photo, but I was so chuffed to meet Fallon I shared it anyway.
I could have easily retweeted this comment with a snark, or a put down, but here's the truth. It made me feel really low today.
I wasn't allowed to play football at school.
I asked, and got told no, because I was a girl.
Literally that was the conversation "No, you can't, because you're a girl"
It's taken a while, but now, here we are.
Pure joy.
People who queue for a right or left petrol pump when there are others free, because they have no idea the hoses stretch to the other side of their car will never succeed in life.
I'm used to it, although personal attacks do always sting a bit.
I know a bunch of lovely people will now tell me to ignore, or why didn't I just ignore.
I usually do, this time I didn't - and I'm not going to apologise for that.
I don't know if that was he was trying to achieve by writing what he did, but I can't think of any other reason than to make another human being feel bad about themselves.
Absolutely not hunting for sympathy or likes, I've been dealing with this kind shit for well over 20 years.
I’ve always stuck up for the BDO darts tournament. History, tradition, sentiment, nostalgia, whatever it was, I still watched it, and enjoyed it. This makes me so sad.
To any of you who clapped the NHS, but also drove to
@BandQ
yesterday to fetch your click & collect basket of totally non essential items.
You are a fucking hypocrite.
And if anyone replies with "BuT ThAt'S FiNe" I'll send you list of the names of dead doctors and nurses.
I'm screaming about this!
Met up with Tim the other day and we'd forgotten about so much of the nonsense we used to do. We were reminding each other about stuff and either laughing - or cringing 🤣
#OiFishHead
#SheepUps
THE GANG ARE BACK! That’s right,
@timlovejoy
and
@HellsBellsy
are reuniting to relive the Golden Era of football and tackle weekly news from the beautiful game. 🎙️ Check out the trailer and LISTEN WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS! 🎙️
Have always kept in touch with Bobbie from Soccer Am.
He’s still at Sky.
Today he messaged me ‘Want to look after this?’ And then drove it over. They cleared out a container and he rescued it for me!
#FoxInTheBox
No one wanted her because she wasn’t cute. Gammy teeth, half an ear and a boggle eye. Makes me laugh every day and gives the BEST head-butt hugs and upside down belly shows. Don’t overlook the mutts
#Adopt
#StreetDog
❤️
Last week my Dad delivered a card to my sister on the end of a fishing rod. He had a better idea today. Flowers from his garden on the end of a bean cane attached to the trombone slide ❤️
Hours after a mans life was saved at a football match last night, these two shits smash up a defibrillator - at a football club.
Alcohol led by the looks of it. So they'll do what everyone else does. Sober up, blame the booze, bleat how sorry they are.
Not having it.
Shits.
Don't normally tweet stuff like this, but.
2 fuck ups in the FA Cup draw and twitter reasonably meh about it (only saw three 'numpty' type tweets)
Now....
If that had been a woman hosting it, there would have been hours and hours of furious mashing of keyboards.
#JustSaying
Chesterfield equalising in the last minute against Boro in the FA Cup semi final, and John Duncan losing his glasses in the excitement, is still one of my all time favourite football moments.
RIP John
When you see someone famous trending and before you click you play the game of: Dead, racist or nonce.
Turns out this time it's just Nigel Havers sat in his own cocktail bar at 8am.
Phew.
Posted my Dad a box of stuff.
Popped in some hand made soap.
He thought it was cheese.
Ate some.
Ah well, at least he will have killed off any coronavirus.
Morning. And a very good morning to
@richardosman
who wisely drank in the good darts yesterday from Blackpooooool. Semis and final from noon on Ch5. Get on it.
A few years back on 8 out of 10 cats, just after the ice bucket challenge, Sean Lock said he was starting the cat litter challenge. He then tipped a box of litter over his head complete with ‘turds’. It was so funny, I still think about it.
Heartbroken that Paul Holmes has passed away.
He was such a good man.
His treasured wife Kate would like to thank all of Paul’s well wishers over the last few months.
Please take a moment to read these beautiful words from her she wanted to share.
Rest easy Paul 💔
****UPDATE**** 🎉
The new owners have been traced and thankfully appear to be legit. Correct homecheck being carried out & back up support offered. Massive massive massive relief. Thank you everyone. 1000+ retweets & 10k+ FB shares in less than 24 hrs
#FoundIvy
Mensur Suljovic is like one of those random mad bastards you meet on the dance floor at someone's wedding where they spend all night doing crazy moves round you clapping & going "hey, hey, hey, hey" to everything.
He'd have his tie round his head too.
Nick. Thanks for the mansplain.
I put the pic up, because the people that I engage with here know how much I admire Fallon.
If you think that equates somehow to me hoping to boost my ego, then I don't know if you understand what social media is. Your 'maybe' line is just weird.
****UPDATE**** 🎉
The new owners have been traced and thankfully appear to be legit. Correct homecheck being carried out & back up support offered. Massive massive massive relief. Thank you everyone. 1000+ retweets & 10k+ FB shares in less than 24 hrs
#FoundIvy
@martinsolveig
@AdaStolsmo
The ONLY good thing to have come from this is the universal middle finger you are being given for you twatness - and I don't expect your 'grasp of English' to understand that either.
@EniAlu
is right. You are indeed a nob.
This is epileptic Kenny. He'd just had a seizure and it takes him while to recover. I talk to him the whole time and maybe 10-20 minutes after the fit, he stops pacing and looks at me. I say hello, welcome him back & give him hugs. He's heading in for his hugs here...❤️
Poor decision in my opinion personally feel this is a sign that she is scared of playing at ally pally and shows a lack of confidence and character although good luck to her in her quest to once again be a fake world champ
@RealRazor
@soccerspeaker
I remember when I used to see your name on the booking list for the show and would get 50% excitement of what you brought to the show, and 50% dread of what you might say or do on the show😂
And god help us if you invited us out for a drink after the show, eh
@timlovejoy
?
Mary Earps gave her gloves to another young goalkeeper in the crowd - who immediately burst into tears of joy (And I think pops does too)
I need to lie down.
Rob Cross is such a class act. He knew gurney would be devastated & didn't celebrate. Kept talking to him until he got a smile out of him. Absolute respect 👏👏👏👏👏
Can't imagine watching tennis, snooker, golf etc when majority of crowd suddenly decide to boo someone on a crucial concentration shot. Whatever happened to 'Best of order please'?
#Darts
Oh man 😂😂😂😂 Are you seriously that fucking stupid you can't even grasp the difference between sex and sexism?
And if you don't want to keep seeing my 'double standards' I have an idea for you. Try and drag your knuckles across the unfollow button.
In M&S biscuit aisle (where else...) and a man said to his wife with great urgency "We need to check out the shortbread situation in Sainsbury's" I'm now running to Sainsbury's because if there's any situation happening with shortbread. I'M IN!