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Helen Chamberlain

@HellsBellsy

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Woking & District ladies darts singles champion 2012. Metal detectorist with @LPdetecting Oh I do like to be beside the TUFC side.

Outside mostly
Joined September 2009
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@HellsBellsy
Helen Chamberlain
2 years
🧵I didn't really like the way I looked in this photo, but I was so chuffed to meet Fallon I shared it anyway. I could have easily retweeted this comment with a snark, or a put down, but here's the truth. It made me feel really low today.
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
I wasn't allowed to play football at school. I asked, and got told no, because I was a girl. Literally that was the conversation "No, you can't, because you're a girl" It's taken a while, but now, here we are. Pure joy.
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Kandy Stevenson
2 years
Ummm someone may have just been offered a position in the Aston Villa Women’s Academy 🤩🤩🤩 Forever grateful for the opportunity #dreamsreallydocometrue #dreambig #dream #believe #achieve #avwfc #rtc #avfc #hardworkpaysoff #girlsfootball #football #hergametoo
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6 years
@Brenter37 You massive gutless prick. Hope you get fucking eaten next time. #BanTrophyHunting
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Helen Chamberlain
4 years
Look at @timlovejoy here. Leaning in trying to sniff me. *Photo circa Before Tim discovered hair dye
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
So while the game is on, someone go get the cat.
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
#GarethSouthgateWould Know exactly at what angle to PIVOT when helping you upstairs with your new sofa.
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
People who queue for a right or left petrol pump when there are others free, because they have no idea the hoses stretch to the other side of their car will never succeed in life.
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
No darts on telly tonight.
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Crikey!
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Tim Lovejoy
3 years
25 years ago today was my first ever Soccer Am with @HellsBellsy 👏 Feel old? 😂
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
This is hands down the worst thing I have ever seen on Twitter. I hope @TwitterSupport remove this utter piece of shit from this platform for good.
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
I'm used to it, although personal attacks do always sting a bit. I know a bunch of lovely people will now tell me to ignore, or why didn't I just ignore. I usually do, this time I didn't - and I'm not going to apologise for that.
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
I don't know if that was he was trying to achieve by writing what he did, but I can't think of any other reason than to make another human being feel bad about themselves. Absolutely not hunting for sympathy or likes, I've been dealing with this kind shit for well over 20 years.
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
Rest easy John. ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
I’ve always stuck up for the BDO darts tournament. History, tradition, sentiment, nostalgia, whatever it was, I still watched it, and enjoyed it. This makes me so sad.
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
SHRIEK! Met my hero. ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
@Brenter37 Oh dry your fucking eyes crayon cock. Even Twitter hates you for killing animals you looked in the eye then shot in the face. Fuck off.
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Our gaffer 😭😭😭😭😭 💛💙
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Wardy
3 years
At Maidenhead away with Torquay and Gary Johnson has just stepped off the team bus to hand spare Dominos to the fans in the pub. Class. #TUFC
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Helen Chamberlain
4 years
To any of you who clapped the NHS, but also drove to @BandQ yesterday to fetch your click & collect basket of totally non essential items. You are a fucking hypocrite. And if anyone replies with "BuT ThAt'S FiNe" I'll send you list of the names of dead doctors and nurses.
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
*Opens 162g bag of Doritos* I'll just have a few & roll the bag back up *10 mins later* Fuck
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
CIRCUS TAVERN!!!!!!!
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1 month
I'm screaming about this! Met up with Tim the other day and we'd forgotten about so much of the nonsense we used to do. We were reminding each other about stuff and either laughing - or cringing 🤣 #OiFishHead #SheepUps
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Soccer A-Z
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THE GANG ARE BACK! That’s right, @timlovejoy and @HellsBellsy are reuniting to relive the Golden Era of football and tackle weekly news from the beautiful game. 🎙️ Check out the trailer and LISTEN WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS! 🎙️
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Helen Chamberlain
11 months
Have always kept in touch with Bobbie from Soccer Am. He’s still at Sky. Today he messaged me ‘Want to look after this?’ And then drove it over. They cleared out a container and he rescued it for me! #FoxInTheBox
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
Don’t be fooled. He’s a massive prick.
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
I stole it. Of course I did. Sorry @SundayBrunchC4 Take it out my fee…. Oh wait…. 😂
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Fallon Sherrock is my fucking HERO.
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
If you're not a tea cake aficionado. You will have NO idea how traumatic this is.
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
Oven chips are shit.
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Helen Chamberlain
4 years
No one wanted her because she wasn’t cute. Gammy teeth, half an ear and a boggle eye. Makes me laugh every day and gives the BEST head-butt hugs and upside down belly shows. Don’t overlook the mutts #Adopt #StreetDog ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
7 years
URGENT. These people have just sold the dog they adopted from the rescue centre I work at for £50 in Chichester. We NEED to find her!
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Helen Chamberlain
4 years
Last week my Dad delivered a card to my sister on the end of a fishing rod. He had a better idea today. Flowers from his garden on the end of a bean cane attached to the trombone slide ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Hours after a mans life was saved at a football match last night, these two shits smash up a defibrillator - at a football club. Alcohol led by the looks of it. So they'll do what everyone else does. Sober up, blame the booze, bleat how sorry they are. Not having it. Shits.
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
Don't normally tweet stuff like this, but. 2 fuck ups in the FA Cup draw and twitter reasonably meh about it (only saw three 'numpty' type tweets) Now.... If that had been a woman hosting it, there would have been hours and hours of furious mashing of keyboards. #JustSaying
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
Chesterfield equalising in the last minute against Boro in the FA Cup semi final, and John Duncan losing his glasses in the excitement, is still one of my all time favourite football moments. RIP John
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
Mandy really didn't enjoy my appearance on Sunday Brunch today.
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Helen Chamberlain
4 years
When you see someone famous trending and before you click you play the game of: Dead, racist or nonce. Turns out this time it's just Nigel Havers sat in his own cocktail bar at 8am. Phew.
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
Posted my Dad a box of stuff. Popped in some hand made soap. He thought it was cheese. Ate some. Ah well, at least he will have killed off any coronavirus.
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
Morning. And a very good morning to ⁦ @richardosman ⁩ who wisely drank in the good darts yesterday from Blackpooooool. Semis and final from noon on Ch5. Get on it.
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Helen Chamberlain
9 months
RVB. Yep, that’s him.
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
FALLON!!!!! Again!!!!! G'wan girl!
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
Hmmm. It's 25 past 10, all de childrens are in bed by now... fuck shit piss arse bollocks" #LIVBAR
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
The legend Ray Stubbs! We’re on Channel 5 at noon for some ⁦ @SeniorsDarts ⁩ arras!
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
Shut up Nutella. You have no business near pancakes #LemonAndSugar
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
A few years back on 8 out of 10 cats, just after the ice bucket challenge, Sean Lock said he was starting the cat litter challenge. He then tipped a box of litter over his head complete with ‘turds’. It was so funny, I still think about it.
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
Happy 16th birthday old man Spud. Still chugging on, still checking for meeces in the hay barn ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
Dad. 85. Looking every inch like a 1960’s rock star. ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
My heart is bursting, and breaking for Joe Cullen and his dad. ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
I really do like Gary Barlow. But this has absolutely floored me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
Fight me. I don’t care. The Cobham branch of ⁦ @Dominos_UK ⁩ know how to load up pineapple properly 👌🏻
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Happy 14th birthday old man Spud. ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
Mooching on to @SundayBrunchC4 ⁩ this week to talk metal detecting! Can’t wait to see what ⁦ @timlovejoy ⁩ ⁦ @simonrim ⁩ ‘s swinging is like 😃
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Sick of all the horrible shit on here today. So here’s Maureen the shetland turning up at the dinner table last night for pizza.
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Helen Chamberlain
9 months
What a time for a power cut. Thank feck for phone hotspots!!
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
Reason 4,856 why I have no time for people who don't like dogs.
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Helen Chamberlain
9 months
I dunno, I might have too many chickens.
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Helen Chamberlain
27 days
We’re going home ❤️ #FannysOut
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
People clearly went mad for this absolute bargain....
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Helen Chamberlain
5 months
Heartbroken that Paul Holmes has passed away. He was such a good man. His treasured wife Kate would like to thank all of Paul’s well wishers over the last few months. Please take a moment to read these beautiful words from her she wanted to share. Rest easy Paul 💔
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Helen Chamberlain
7 years
****UPDATE**** 🎉 The new owners have been traced and thankfully appear to be legit. Correct homecheck being carried out & back up support offered. Massive massive massive relief. Thank you everyone. 1000+ retweets & 10k+ FB shares in less than 24 hrs #FoundIvy
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Helen Chamberlain
4 years
I don't mind Piers Morgan. But then again, I don't watch him on TV, don't read his newspaper column and don't follow him on Twitter.
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Look, it was a good game, a very small ‘bloody hell’ may have accidentally fallen out and I apologised. This is unnecessary
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
Mensur Suljovic is like one of those random mad bastards you meet on the dance floor at someone's wedding where they spend all night doing crazy moves round you clapping & going "hey, hey, hey, hey" to everything. He'd have his tie round his head too.
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
Remembering Justin Edinburgh today. One of my favourite Soccer Am guests. Thinking of, and sending love to his family.
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Helen Chamberlain
7 years
Fostering this dopey looking bugger. Not entirely sure he'll end up going anywhere though.... #OhShitUpToFiveNow
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
Found a hammy on the ⁦ @lpdetecting #Metaldetecting dig. Yay!!!!
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
Fuck sake. I've just done the 162g Doritos bag of shame. Again. #IOnlyWantedACouple #EveryTime
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Helen Chamberlain
28 days
Update: New eyeballs Fanny 😃 She has to stay in overnight, which I knew. But she’s all good ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
4 years
Best Christmas present ever!! ❤️ If you know, you know. Thank you very very much ⁦ @awrees14
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
If you value your personal space. Don’t get a dog. If you bloody love dogs. Get a dog
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Congrats Peter Wright. Helluva fight from Fallon though. Still my fucking hero ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
I remember when the World Seniors Darts asked who should be invited into the tournament - the first reply was “Co Stompe or we riot” 😂 #PlayUpStompe
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
Nick. Thanks for the mansplain. I put the pic up, because the people that I engage with here know how much I admire Fallon. If you think that equates somehow to me hoping to boost my ego, then I don't know if you understand what social media is. Your 'maybe' line is just weird.
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Helen Chamberlain
7 years
****UPDATE**** 🎉 The new owners have been traced and thankfully appear to be legit. Correct homecheck being carried out & back up support offered. Massive massive massive relief. Thank you everyone. 1000+ retweets & 10k+ FB shares in less than 24 hrs #FoundIvy
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Helen Chamberlain
7 years
URGENT. These people have just sold the dog they adopted from the rescue centre I work at for £50 in Chichester. We NEED to find her!
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
@martinsolveig @AdaStolsmo The ONLY good thing to have come from this is the universal middle finger you are being given for you twatness - and I don't expect your 'grasp of English' to understand that either. @EniAlu is right. You are indeed a nob.
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Two years ago today. One of the nicest people you would ever meet. I think of him often. #JustinEdinburgh
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Helen Chamberlain
9 months
First leg 9 darter? Filth. #Littler
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Helen Chamberlain
7 years
People who announce themselves as however many "years of age". Just stop at the number you twats. We know what you mean.
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
This is epileptic Kenny. He'd just had a seizure and it takes him while to recover. I talk to him the whole time and maybe 10-20 minutes after the fit, he stops pacing and looks at me. I say hello, welcome him back & give him hugs. He's heading in for his hugs here...❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
Beau Greaves is scared of fuck all. Including your shitty opinion David.
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David turnbull
1 year
Poor decision in my opinion personally feel this is a sign that she is scared of playing at ally pally and shows a lack of confidence and character although good luck to her in her quest to once again be a fake world champ
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
This might seem a little petty ⁦ @Ocado ⁩ But if you deliver my Tunnocks Tea Cakes like this again. You and I will fall out.
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
Fully expecting Price to come back out like this for the next set
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Helen Chamberlain
10 months
Who the fuck is spotting on the ITV darts? Would have been nice to have seen the D12 land for the 9 darter 🙄
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
@RealRazor @soccerspeaker I remember when I used to see your name on the booking list for the show and would get 50% excitement of what you brought to the show, and 50% dread of what you might say or do on the show😂 And god help us if you invited us out for a drink after the show, eh @timlovejoy ?
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
Mary Earps gave her gloves to another young goalkeeper in the crowd - who immediately burst into tears of joy (And I think pops does too) I need to lie down.
@SotonWomensFC
Southampton Women's FC
2 years
Amazing moment for our under-13 Yellows goalkeeper Gracie who got Mary Earps’ Euros winning gloves yesterday! 🥹😍 @Lionesses #Lionesses #WEURO2022
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
Rob Cross is such a class act. He knew gurney would be devastated & didn't celebrate. Kept talking to him until he got a smile out of him. Absolute respect 👏👏👏👏👏
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Helen Chamberlain
4 years
Bugger 😐
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
As tragic as the BDO reduction in prize money is... I laughed my ass off at this.
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kevin gray
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@HellsBellsy someone edited the BDO 2020 world championship wiki page earlier
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
If you know, you know. ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
1 year
Room 101.
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Jack Russells. Best dogs. Fact. ❤️
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Helen Chamberlain
7 years
Christmas. Nailed.
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Helen Chamberlain
6 months
@robbopalmer Dear Rob. You forgot, funny, warm, kind, friendly, enthusiastic, and damn good company. Say hi to Ellis for me 😙
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Helen Chamberlain
7 years
Can't imagine watching tennis, snooker, golf etc when majority of crowd suddenly decide to boo someone on a crucial concentration shot. Whatever happened to 'Best of order please'? #Darts
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
@GalwayGirlV You are bang on. I see people call out trolls and there's a wave of 'ignore it' You can't! you've seen it! Thanks for the hug
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Helen Chamberlain
3 years
Just saw Dec and Ant and I'm not sure how I feel about that...
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
Oh man 😂😂😂😂 Are you seriously that fucking stupid you can't even grasp the difference between sex and sexism? And if you don't want to keep seeing my 'double standards' I have an idea for you. Try and drag your knuckles across the unfollow button.
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Helen Chamberlain
2 years
Was just getting a pic of the lovely sunset, when, oh, hello!
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Helen Chamberlain
5 years
Couple of right twats at the darts 😂😂😂😂😂 ⁦ @Wayne501Mardle ⁩ ⁦ @Rod_Studd #CallSecurity
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Helen Chamberlain
28 days
Fanny is going in for cataract surgery at ⁦ @Optivet ⁩ in Portsmouth today. My chin is wobbly already 🥺 #PrayForFanny
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Helen Chamberlain
6 years
In M&S biscuit aisle (where else...) and a man said to his wife with great urgency "We need to check out the shortbread situation in Sainsbury's" I'm now running to Sainsbury's because if there's any situation happening with shortbread. I'M IN!
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