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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Well, it’s official. I’m the proud new owner of a first-generation Honda Insight.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

1 month

This is the true measure of Max Verstappen. Already punctured and damaged car and *STILL* forcing Lando Norris off the track. The dirtiest driver on the 2024 grid. #F1

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@Jontys_Corner Something interesting to me is how nobody is talking about the second move. He's pushing Lando onto the grass on purpose.

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Dave Humphreys

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2 years

If ever you wanted to see just how little Sergio Perez means to Red Bull, that sprint race demonstrated it. Astonishing really. #F1

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Dave Humphreys

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5 years

You don’t need another tweet for the rest of the week. This is it.

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This is Charlie and Maverick. Charlie had his eyes removed due to glaucoma, but then Maverick came along as his little helper. Now they’re doing amazing. Both 14/10

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Dave Humphreys

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1 month

Christ, the mentality in @redbullracing is phenomenally toxic. The sooner that team implodes the better. #F1

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

REMINDER: Helmut Marko is a horrible human being and embodies much of the toxic environment that appears to exist in Red Bull (and Formula One) #F1

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

9 months

I heard you like rare hot hatches…

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

Came home to find this had been delivered. Oh my.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

5 years

FYI, when somebody waits and holds the door open for you the correct response is thank you, not silence. Silence will be met by a “you’re welcome” loud enough for everyone to know what an ungrateful asshole you are.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

1 year

Driving the new Toyota Prius PHEV today. Big improvements to the powertrain, but it’s the styling that looks spectacular now. Bravo Toyota.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

I wish Robin Williams was still here

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

A very pleasant Saturday afternoon spent with this wonderful car. Great history with it, glad it’s part of the Humphreys car family.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

8 years

Say hello to the new Lamborghini Aventador S. 740hp, 0-100km/h in 2.9 seconds, four-wheel steering and a top speed of 350km/h. Yes, please!

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

While @danielricciardo and @Max33Verstappen hightail it back to Monaco on a private jet post race, @LandoNorris is helping the @McLarenF1 mechanics strip down the race car. That’s what I call being a team player. #F1

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

5 years

The Tesla Cybertruck is now the fourth model the company has shown that the public still can’t buy.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

It’s been a while since I’ve been this excited about picking up a car! New Defender day!

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 months

Car insurance in Ireland has lost the plot. Have just been quoted €4,309 to insure the Honda Element. I’m (almost) 41 with a totally clean licence.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

8 years

@Nigel_Farage you really are a horrible cunt.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

6 years

If Trump does visit Ireland in November, I think it would be wonderful if absolutely nobody, and I mean nobody, turned out to see him. Make it the exact opposite of when the Obamas visited.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

So, I figured the Honda Insight needed a friend. Introducing my new (to me) Citroën 2CV. It’s a 1960 model that comes with an amazing history.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

You won’t find a more perfect spec car than this. Skoda Superb Combi L & K 2.0 TDI 4x4 DSG, in Amber Brown, silver wheels and a brown interior. *chef’s kiss*

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

So, I have a Citroën Ami in Dublin for the bank holiday weekend. What should I do?

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

1 year

Driving the Ora Lightning Cat today. This Chinese spec is slightly different from the European model.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

If this isn't the coolest mobile coffee unit then I don't know what is.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

1 year

I’ve been driving the new Mercedes-Benz E-Class. Thoughts on the new look?

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

8 years

Driving the new Mercedes-Benz C-Class Coupé this week. Surprised by just how much attention it gets on the street

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 months

Driving the BYD Seal this week. This is the dual-motor version, 530hp and 670Nm. Anything you’d like to know?

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Say hello to my little friend. My latest acquisition arrived today: the Honda Motocompo

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Hi @MichealMartinTD , any chance you could grow a pair and address the country as to what’s actually going on? Y’know, treat us like adults? Last time I checked you were meant to be in charge of running the country. It’s getting pretty tiring at this stage. Thanks.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

For all those who think/realise that they’ll never own their own home, what’s your plan for paying rent when you reach retirement age? Trying to figure it out here. cc @crazyhouseprice

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

1 year

@there_is_no_if @tedkravitz hit the nail on the head with this one. Sadly I don’t think Checo will ever get a proper shot at the title.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

@elonmusk Sure, Jan

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

5 years

This is one the greatest plane liveries ever.

Heathrow Airport

@HeathrowAirport

5 years

Today we welcomed another classic queen to Heathrow...the @British_Airways 747 G-BNLY repainted in the iconic Landor livery celebrating #BA100 . What a beauty! 😍 #avgeek

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Can you imagine the CEO of any other car company behaving this way and getting away with it?

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

I didn’t realise parking in the cycle lane on a slip road off a dual carriageway and on the footpath was a thing. All so they can go kyacking in St Catherine’s Park. A**holes.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

Sometimes you need to ignore the sat nav

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

@there_is_no_if If he hasn’t learned that lesson until today then more fool him.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

6 years

Driving the new Audi RS4 this week. Looks immense. Goes like the clappers too.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

6 years

Here’s the little lightshow that the latest Audi A7 puts on when you unlock and lock the car

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Fiat has announced that its line-up is going to be entirely electric by 2030.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Driving the one-off Opel Manta GSe today. Fully electric conversion and cool as f**k

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

9 years

Sincere thanks to @GardaTraffic and the many others who helped bring my friend Aidan home today. 😞 http://t.co/1ZzhDcz9am

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

@newschambers If they’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

It was a treat to get some time to take my 2CV out for a bit today.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Coffee today with a good friend who’s lucky enough to have this. Looks mega.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Things I love about my car: aerodynamics. Nissan Ariya has a Cd of 0.29 Volkswagen ID.4 has a Cd of 0.28 My 22 year old Honda is 0.25.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

UFO spotted in Dublin

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

9 years

Dear 'professional footballers', Dave Kearney remained standing on the pitch having his dislocated finger pulled back into place. #IREvARG

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

Sorry, Volkswagen Golf, but the look of the new SEAT Leon blows you out of the water. This is a stunner! ____________ #seatleon #leonfr #newleon #leoncupra #completecar

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

I still get such a kick out of driving this little oddity.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Do you think your next car will be electric?

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

5 years

I’m sorry to say that at the great age of 91, my one and only grandmother passed away peacefully. She was a truly wonderful woman. This was taken on the day she retired, at 79. Thank you for everything, Nanny

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

500 E or 450 SEL 6.9. You can only choose one. Go.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

6 months

Got out for a drive in the Element today for the first time today since getting it. Love the design of this thing.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

@franklinleonard @jimwaterson This guy just keeps getting better and better

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Brought the Honda for its annual refuel today...

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

7 years

Just finished watching Get Me Roger Stone on Netflix. Worth a watch

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

I see @DublinAirport is making a good first impression on people stepping off a plane visiting Ireland. Not pictured: escalators not working, access doors to terminal faulty and the walk from T1 to T2 strewn with discarded surgical masks. DAA is unfit to operate Dublin Airport.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Here’s one for weird car Twitter

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

@crazyhouseprice Apologies for getting caught more like

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

The Volkswagen Golf GTI Clubsport goes straight into the lead as the most fun car I’ve driven in 2021.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

7 years

Driving what arguably must be the best-looking hybrid on sale today, the Lexus LC500h

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Some personal news. I’m very excited to announce that I’ll be taking up the role as Editor at our new website,

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

6 years

Spot of the day

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

So, today was fun

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

I guess @DublinAirport only likes when journalists say positive things about it…

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

6 years

@marieclaire Fuck off

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Happy anniversary @_melaniemay

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

5 years

@Casey Just move back and be done with it

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

Just received from a colleague in Finland re Russia.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

5 years

Honestly, what kind of special breed of asshole reclines their seat on a 40 minute flight?

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Imagine landing a machine on Mars (!) and getting this image back from it within seconds. With all the awful things happening in the world, this is an incredible thing to see. Bravo to all the engineers involved. Phenomenal.

Jon Ostrower

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MARS NOW.

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Dave Humphreys

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4 years

I’ve been able to get out in a @VolkswagenVanIE van today to help deliver a load of Easter eggs to the staff in our hospitals courtesy of Mars as part of @feedtheheroes1 . Bantry, Cork and Mallow today! Get involved and help in any way you can.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

6 years

Quite lucky to get the opportunity to drive the Skoda Vision RS Concept today.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

Driving the new eighth-generation Volkswagen Golf GTI today. The styling is dividing opinion, but I think it looks far better in the metal.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

@MichealLehane @rtenews So they’ll just buy the nine then?

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Dave Humphreys

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1 year

@newschambers

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Dave Humphreys

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4 years

Bid farewell to the BMW 2 Series Gran Coupe today. Review is coming but have you any specific questions about it? _____________ #bmw #2seriesgrancoupe

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 months

I’m driving the Toyota Yaris Cross this week. Hybrid powertrain does well in urban settings. Anything you want to know about it?

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

6 years

@daraobriain I fully agree

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Dave Humphreys

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1 year

4am start. This little electric Volkswagen e-Up is a lovely thing, we need more right-sized EVs.

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Dave Humphreys

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2 years

@TwommoF1 PDR was so boring and dull to listen to.

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Dave Humphreys

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4 years

50 years ago today, my parents tied the knot. I’m so lucky to have these wonderful people in my life. I wish I could hug them today. Happy Anniversary.

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Dave Humphreys

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1 year

Today was …. interesting

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

@OveratedLama @Vetteleclerc Isn’t that what Ferrari says every year?

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

“At top speed a Bugatti Veyron will empty its fuel tank in 19 minutes.” It’s all relative.

Sun Motors

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2 years

I spent £62,000 on an electric car but it runs out of battery in just a few hours… now BMW is refusing to fix it

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

Spotted in Tesco. Someone did something that warranted this sign.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 months

@there_is_no_if Given how little Red Bull has featured in screen this year due to various reasons, if I were one of its sponsors I’d be questioning the value for money.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

4 years

The Honda CR-Z is getting cooler with age. Discuss.

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

2 years

@gavreilly @NewstalkFM “A few hundred yards” - what reality is this guy living in? #OnTheRecordNT

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Dave Humphreys

@LordHumphreys

3 years

Here’s your timeline cleanser

CBC Sports

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3 years

A moment those kids will never forget 🥰 Third grade teacher Ms. Fitz promised her class hot chocolate if she made this shot ☕️ Way to go, Ms. Fitz! 🎥: htsgeorgetown/IG