Sandanezwe 🌻 @LondekaM_ Twitter profile

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

I can't get over ukuthi uLaC wabuka uBaba wabona iOe 😂 Ayi bandla!

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 month

Guys??? 😳

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

10 months

Also, boy child = they're only just kids, they don't know the magnitude of this. Girl child = they know exactly what they're doing, they're old enough.

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@Smaangele

10 months

Boy child we blame social media.. Girl child we blame parents. Or am I not understanding this correctly?

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Sandanezwe 🌻

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11 months

Ibhabhalaz plus ingane encane ehluphayo Hawe Jesu ngaze ngafa

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

What febe mean? 👇🏽

Sambrella

@Smaangele

2 years

Yaz umjolo kphela kwento engingay’rhaleli elyfin. Kwala noma sengikuwo ngithandwa serious ngvele ngkhumbule abanye abafana bam base stradeni 😭

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@LondekaM_

3 years

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

7 months

"One day we need to be honest about this cult."

Serendipity💞

@Ndoni_ZN

7 months

😭😭😭😭Ngehlise bhoza yami

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

Ngibone ngo "dawg" ukuthi weeeeh!

Coup de grâce 🇿🇦

@OlwayJr

2 years

@thandozuma_ Membeso is a wedding dawg.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 months

I wonder what number album came after his wife stopped him in the middle of his sermon, to tell the congregation about his cheating ways 😭

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

@MpumeM_ 😂 But akaze athi uyamshiya. She was just overwhelmed by ukuFind out'a

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

@Bibo_George "cc" would make me sick 😭

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

Nithanda kanjani kanti nina guys?

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

6 months

Happy still suffers from embarrassment for how her late husband died. She doesn't want anyone else to be in a happy & healthy relationship. #TheMommyClub

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

Abafana base PMB

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

Trigga 🍫

@FillzIAm

1 year

@_Bonga You literally are hating on the concept. You don’t just distrust it. You don’t understand it at all, but so opinionated How about you don’t speak about concepts you know very little off? Talking about the mere fact that you must apply as your stance is insane to say the least.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

6 months

We need a 'Reunion' type episode yazi. It would be interesting 😂 #UthandoNesthembu

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

@SbahleN_ When you've said that silent 'fuck', kuvele ufike omunye 'mommy' ohambisana neHug. Uvele uphele amandla 😂

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

6 months

Thobile uyawazi uDelusional ukuthi usho ukuthini? #uthandonesthembu

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 months

Grew up together. Together 40 odd years, married 36. Their Saturday mornings are my fave. Mom wakes up to make tea, which they have in bed till late morning. The chats & giggles? Priceless. Principals at neighboring schools so they're ALWAYS together. Call each other mngani wami.

Mse: 4ever.

@_BoobieJohnson

5 months

If you have parents who are still in love to this day quote this I'm tryna see something 🤔.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

Aibo laba bayahleka when their son's fiancé is talking about losing their baby??? Baze bangcola abantu bakaMkhonto! #nganele

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

@manzimalanga @nosi____ Ayi ngeke. We need to be realistic, it's gonna drain your energy at some point. You obviously don't cut them off on the first incident. It happens over & over, bese uyakhathala.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

Umuntu ushadisile this weekend.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 month

Not Donga dodging Sbusiso like he’s a 2 year old child 😭😭😭 #MyBrothersKeeper

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

6 months

@KgalzBodigelo @Kerotse_K When you have a child early, your mom (& dad) is literally the co parent. They feel responsible for them. It's not really them refusing you your child, but they also consider the stability they've created. Others will want you to find your feet then you can take the child ke.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

@_STARGIIIRL_ @Gooner77m Tragically futhi 💔

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 months

Christall being unable to hold in her laugh when she said Londie is 80kgs 😭 #ultimategirlstrip

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

4 years

@just_kanyaa Then he plants a soft kiss on your back ☺️

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 years

@LekohD_ "Senza njena ngoba siyan'thanda"

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 months

Bophani wonke umuntu kuleya video yabo!

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@AfricaFactsZone

2 months

South Africa's Home Affairs Department says fraud was committed by Chidimma Vanessa Adetshina's mother. Her mother has been accused of stealing a South African woman's identity to register Chidimma's birth. Chidimma was an infant then. Home Affairs is taking legal steps.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 months

@nosi____ Ngelosi yokulunga!

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

4 months

Mamezala kaPinky is a problem. #Nganele

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

😂 I've always wanted to say that

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 years

@Nalzee101 Or "ngiyezwa nkosazane"

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

I couldn't pick one. Last few days of 🎈23 😂

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 years

@__Starring__ @wakhile_zondi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fok! Umhluzi uzowukhipha kanjani uCream? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

Ngayibhubhudla iFigure nginganakile 😩

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

@Nosipho_Pkt Shuthi uhleka, uphaphame late 😂

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

😊

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@lifeofa_g01

1 year

How did you dress to the last wedding you attended?

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

🥺🥺🥺

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

10 months

@ItsAthee_ @uSthe_Simelane As he laughs, and puts them under the seat 💔

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 months

Ukhohlakele ugogo waNhlanhla! Even the mom who stepped up too. Toxic. #Nganele

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

11 months

This girl will be miserable. He treats her like a child. Uyezwa from how he speaks to her that he doesn't see her as an adult with a functioning brain. #ForeverThina

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

Saze sazula isdumbu sagogo wase England.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

@BossMatriach I never understand that yazi. Ngoba phela it's food you eat on the regular, now why on that day do you want all 3 starches and all 3 meats at the same time?

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

@KaXhangane Ukunuka kamnandi ngiyakubona, kodwa ukuzibona nenza izimanga naye???

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 months

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 months

I need to book myself into a cosy hotel. Solo Netflix, drink & chill.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

Mangikunika uR800 wami, uzobe usuyu R10k next week?

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

27 days

“My social life clashes with my family life” 😭 kusho umyeni/ubaba womuntu njalo 😂

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@PhilMphela

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NEW SHOW: "AmaGrootman" A new reality show that dives deep into the lives of Port Shepstone’s men, ‘Omalume be soft life', who have tasted the sweet fruits of newfound wealth, basking in a lifestyle of luxury, financially rewarding business ventures, and dynamic romantic

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

7 months

@BossMatriach And you need to relax for a few minutes on your bed usambathe ithawula 😂

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

4 months

I went outside this weekend. Cha bekumnandi!

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

November ❤️

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

@MpumeM_ @Nessi50923220 Lol and ke there isn't much substance to the video vele bakithi.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

7 months

Sne doesn't meet uMaCele halfway naye. Uyangicika. #Uthandonesthembu

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

A dress must be short, pls 🥺

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

@mwandie_ngcobo @SonicVilah

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

5 months

Yey izinceku ziyahlupha!

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

A mom to a whole teenager 🥺

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

What do you guys have against letting people be cheated on in peace?

Salty Entertainment Juice🧂🎬🧃

@SaltyEntJuice

1 year

Forever yena in bed with his other main chick either than our fave @kay .yarms & there’s more & sleeps with them without protection! @flacko why? 💔 yaphela content ka “my boyfriend”🤡 but ke we know sis will cover up for her mans track record

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

Wangibamba!

Sinethemba.

@cnehshuga

1 year

nimithi nina

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

Lol someone said its not only the grade 4s of our country who have a problem with reading & comprehension. We see it everyday on the TL 😂

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

Fuzzy, but LEGS!

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

4 months

Checked out the Hilton Night Market with my bestie

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

8 months

Abafana bayazihlonipha. Uyacabanga nje esecela umbhaki abhale loyomsangano emakhekheni 😩

Dusty Mbelle

@Dus_Tee_

8 months

I have never seen "Best p***y ever" cupcakes.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

6 months

@nomy_mashego Aibo, did you see Owami's reaction when she got the phone? MaCele did well. Wayefuna kwenziwani kanti nge phone uOwami?

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

I survived 😂🥵 It's a beautiful morning in Howick.

Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

Getting ready for a race I didn't train for 😂😂😂

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 months

Tirelo suppresses her emotions. Happiness yomfana over hers. #IzinganeZesthembu

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

@Mthigo_ Ikhaya eliwile 🚩🚩🚩

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

6 months

Second wife is always subbing the 1st & 3rd wives on her IG stories 😭

Musa Khawula

@Musa_Khawula

6 months

Smanga Mabaso with his 3 wives.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

Lmao 😂 rewatching the #RHODurban episodes where 'Petal' sends flowers kaJojo 😂😭

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

16 days

People in this clip lack comprehension skills. All Tyla is saying is that not all African music is afrobeats.

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@Chatnigga101

16 days

The cast on the joe budden podcast defending South African artist Tyla after joe criticises her acceptance speech for winning best Afro beats act .over other artist like Wizkid

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

11 months

Le text eyomuntu owayesekhathele ukuchaza into eyodwa.

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@LondekaM_

2 months

Saturday 💛

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 months

Ukulunga kakhulu kubuye kukwenze ujwayelekekabi.

Noma

@CheriFlavour

3 months

Nozipho’s husband is so lucky. That woman is such a great mom to her stepkids. Asile amadoda

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@LondekaM_

3 years

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

Indoda ayibe njengoNkulunkulu. Sibone imsebenzi yayo, nesandla somusa!

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

And iSeason yabo yokubukisa le 😭 Last week someone had to sit and watch umthungi cut the material and start their dress, the day before her event, when he had received the material over a month ago 😭

Momom

@BossMatriach

2 years

After God, fear abantu abathungayo/seamstresses 😩😩😩😩🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠…

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

2022 was for gains ke sana!

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

1 year

'wokeness' loves victim mentality. You're taught about stranger danger all your pre school/primary life but suddenly it's an issue?

Lethabo Shai

@shai_lethabo

1 year

Not to be judgmental but I honestly don’t understand why y’all meet up with strangers in exchange for money & s*x, it’s not safe and my friend has been saying this is a fake account but ladies entertain this guy till they get robbed then decide to text her real acc,pls stop ❗️

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

3 years

@nel_ngubane @MpumeM_ 😂 I hate that uhleka kwi video call uze uthi "I love you" ngephutha 😔

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

2 years

Le ifuna ngathi ungazithanda, uphume kumuntu if he's acting like. Uyeke futhi ukubuza why he's doing it.

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Sandanezwe 🌻

@LondekaM_

6 months

Lmao khona umngani onomona ngale love back, because why iphuma manje lendaba after so long 😂

Musa Khawula

@Musa_Khawula

6 months

Newcastle stand up: Fafa Kubheka married to Thabo Cele hoed her ass with Thabo Cele's best friend Ray Gama. Fafa Kubheka also hoed her ass with Gino. Thabo Cele caught his wife Fafa Kubheka in bed fucking his bosom friend Ray Gama. As a result Fafa and Thabo have separated,