Thando 🇿🇦🇵🇸 @thandozuma_ Twitter profile

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7 years

Guys please borrow me a two year old baby I will bring it back.. I met this really cute guy at Checkers and he had a two year old baby, I told him my son is about the same age.....now we’re invited to a 2nd birthday party n I don’t have a baby to bring

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6 years

I would rather cook rice one by one

Soldier↪

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7 years

Tables have turned 😂

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6 years

Guuuuys, I got the job 😭😭I’m employed 😭😭

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2 years

Inkinga yam is that I wouldn’t agree to get his laptop in the car

GOD'S PROMISE💫

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2 years

He asked me to get his laptop in the car then boom!!😭🥺😍

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4 years

Money is also an immune booster if we’re being honest.

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4 years

Where can I report a bottle store that’s not adhering to the law? The bottle store by my house has not opened since the unbanning of alcohol.

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4 years

Don’t forget to block your colleagues from your WhatsApp stories.

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3 years

I guess cat taxi drivers can miss me ❤️🙏🏾

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4 years

South African police even make you feel guilty for certifying too many copies of a document. Imagine trying to open a rape case.

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5 years

Do you guys know the taxi from Fourways to Bree that’s driven by a cat? 😭

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2 months

If I post this just know my friends have turned their backs on me.

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2 years

My mom tries so hard to make sure I don’t feel this unemployment period, today she asked me ukuthi icard lase truworths liyathenga yini eZara khona ngizo cosha cosha 😂❤️

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5 years

Maybe the reason my parents aren’t buying me a car is because there’s no car that sounds like my name...

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4 years

Just signed off an email ngathi “Regardless, Noluthando” 😭😭

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1 year

I asked you guys nangziba.

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4 years

Aibo Dr Nandipha got a Porsche and Range two months apart???

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3 years

A 28 year old on the 28th 🎈

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5 years

Today I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior ❤️

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11 months

You can have the best voice in the world but iyazwakala iGospel yomuntu ongasonti.

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4 years

Sbwl ukufika kwi Auction kuvele kuthiwe R1500, ngiythenge cash 😭

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7 years

To those who offered me white babies, please explain??

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4 years

They’re talking about Shona Ferguson sisi wami

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5 years

This is Mbali Hlophe, a former Wits SRC President, and now MEC of Sports, Arts and Culture in Gauteng 💛💚🖤

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4 years

If he wants to he will, don’t make excuses for him in your head.

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3 years

Umuntu uhlulwa ama taxi driver 😔

ʀᴇᴍᴢᴇʟ 💫

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3 years

They're having a moment

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3 years

Fuck the money?

~Kio

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3 years

fuck the money and fame , start investing in your happiness and love

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4 years

Rich kids applying for NSFAS when they can afford is them practicing to steal in the future like their parents qha.

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5 years

Here’s a pic for anyone running late for work tomorrow.

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5 years

I remember when I told my parents I have to go back to JHB early for something school related, two days later I bumped into my dad at Pavilion, yes I was still in Durban, he came up to me and said “Yah, sgebengu” ngavele ngakhala 😂

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5 years

Tshepi my birthday is in two weeks, may I please have the balloons when you’re done with then, I’m turning 26 so I’ll just turn the 9 around

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3 years

Ngabe ngyamposta manje iPOPI Act 😭

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3 years

Ugh let’s be honest, summer bodies are not made, people are born with them 💛

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4 years

It’s not bad yaz, I don’t have 2k but it’s not bad

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@MluDeGreat

4 years

Kanti that Rich Mnisi sweater is R2k, bengithi hlampe idonsela ko R10k.

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3 years

There’s a cat that talks in our complex

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6 years

Death penalty for rapists! Death penalty for rapists! Death penalty for rapists!

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4 years

White colleagues in the workplace when they see us:

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5 years

Anyone going from Randburg to Bryanston we’re here in the taxi waiting for you guys Aibo 😡

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4 years

Y’all have access to top of the range witchcraft and you use it for men? South African men?

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10 months

Jokes on you, asingeni ksasa.

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10 months

Sunday Vlog

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5 years

It’s true friend 💔

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@khloekardashian

5 years

Please don’t let this be True. I’m shaking 💔

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7 years

My son 😍😍

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4 years

Not MaMkhize celebrating 20 years in the construction industry when the RDP houses she built were deemed unsafe 😬

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4 years

My aunt thinks she’s uploading pics on WhatsApp stories and she’s not, she does this everyday. 😭

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3 months

Is Nara Smith not pranking us kodwa?

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11 months

The long day at work 🥰

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11 months

Long day at work today.

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11 months

Birthday lunch chats bore me so much, how are you willing to split the bill at restaurants every other Saturday with the same friends but on their birthday is where you draw the line?

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6 years

Take ARVs and set a reminder on my phone so I don’t forget 🤷🏾‍♀️

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3 months

South Africans have been so clear about why they have lost confidence in the ANC, bringing back Zizi Kodwa is a clear sign that we’re not ready to listen.

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4 years

It’s me finally getting a job this year and Wits taking me for postgrad next year. Restoration sana 🕯

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6 years

Ngicela iVerse yomkhaba

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3 years

So we must sleep with paramedics and fire fighters?

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3 years

Stop having sex with people you can't call when you have an emergency...value your private parts 😂

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4 years

Ngise sontweni

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11 months

Im telling my kids I was in France 💚🇿🇦

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2 years

Just saw a lady on TikTok who spent 78k for her baby’s delivery at a private maternity clinic, umuntu kumele aphuthume indaba yama Kota before 30.

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7 years

Honestly don’t care about the difference between “borrow” and “lend”....I’m just tryna get my man

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7 years

This morning I was worried about finding a 2 year old son, now that I’ve found him I’m worried that my man may have already seen that tweet 😩

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4 years

Smokers watching joggers sharpen the curve.

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2 years

Without spoiling the fun, can we try as a generation to not reverse how far we’ve come as a country on the war against HIV/AIDS.

Wow, He’s Tsonga!

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2 years

Sloppy kisses in missionary while going raw... 🥹

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2 years

Ay angzwani nengane ephaphayo.

✨ Otsile_MMM 💫♎️

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2 years

Ma2000 neh😹😹🥺

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4 years

SA celebs when MaMkhize was breaking the law

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2 years

Ey thina sashonelwa guys, and we haven’t healed.

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10 months

Sok’linda kanjani unengane?

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10 months

Hawu nawe umule una 30, shuthi I still have time - don't rush me 😂👍🏽

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8 months

Aibo what did she think was underneath?

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8 months

Kefilwe Mabote celebrates purchasing a new Bentley..❤🔥

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4 years

She walked so Shudu could run 🥰

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5 years

Waiting for our taxi....

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7 months

How dare the new baby be sick when the first one has been sick before.

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7 months

Naledi Chirwa uses the same excuse. Nangu 5 years ago.

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8 months

Can’t they call Primos dad?

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6 years

We all have the same 24hours

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4 years

So? Ntweni.

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3 years

Sunday photo dump kwi Baby shower ✨

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3 years

What freedom is this where same sex couples cannot even hold hands in public?

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1 year

If you see me in a fake Bokke Tshirt on Saturday ignore me like it’s 2010.

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4 years

Welcome to the phadi 😍

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4 years

Congratulations to Omuhle Gela ♥️.

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4 years

INDIAN PEOPLE DO NOT SAY “NIGGA” IN SOUTH AFRICA.

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3 years

Umemulo wakwaZuma 💛

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8 months

Yoh 😭

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8 months

I need a Flying Dutchman.

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3 years

Just because you’re pregnant today doesn’t mean you have to be tomorrow. ✊🏾✊🏾

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Izolo I bought my uncle a crate of Black Label, it was only R170 but wow, he told everyone how useless they are and how they’re nothing like me ❤️

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6 months

Gods Fave 🖤🤍

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3 years

I know you guys are joking about punching your stomachs and jumping down the stairs. But we’re also followed by young women who need to know safe ways of terminating pregnancies and that is not with stametta. Let’s be safe 💛

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4 years

Someone felt sorry for me after Valentines and they’re taking me out for dinner tonight. I will post pictures later ngfuna nina nithi “Sbwl” “nka screamer gore” and all those nice things I said on y’all’s pictures on Sunday.

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4 years

If we’re discussing Influencer athentiticity then you’re saying we must believe that you use Eucerin, Nivea, Ponds, Johnson’s, Lamer, Elizabeth Arden all at once? Coz that’s what your posts imply.....no man, we like and comment on your posts so you can get your coins.

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3 years

ThandoTheWife 🖤

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5 years

My friend knows it too, and we always say we’ll check out the number plate so we never take it again.

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3 years

Day 1 of #UmemuloKaLwazi 🖤

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4 years

Sicela nisilumise oChocolate ngeValentines guys 🥺

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2 years

The other day she bought me alcohol to destress, please look at the alleged alcohol

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3 months

The Ultimate Girls Trip 💛

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10 months

Is crying the new mukbang?

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10 months

Miss XO is unfortunately one of the woman complaining about NOT finding a soul mate 💔😭I just thought of what these it girls go through in terms of looking oh soo perfect in order to attract the opposite sex but then @ the end come out empty handed 💔Kuzolunga ke Kodwa babes

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4 years

I’m being told to wash curtains, it’s 06:00. Can someone give me a lift to JHB.

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7 years

@aieshajanay We have a winner 😍

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5 years

@mfazomnyama_ The driver is a cat I don’t know how to explain coz I also don’t understand

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@thandozuma_

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I got off in Braam and that’s not even where I was going, I wanna go report this at the Association but I feel like they’ll just laugh at me, that’s why I need more people, should’ve take that lady’s number 💔

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5 years

What you’re saying is that there’s nothing that’s 100% when it comes to trying to not get pregnant?

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1 year

Izimpelesi zami ❤️🖤

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2 years

The other problem is people who aren’t Zulu think umembeso is a wedding, Nanas dress was perfect for uMembeso, Kefi on the other hand thought she was going to a wedding.