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@Life_IsABanquet

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Atheist. I swear too much, and it’s never enough. Let women control their own uteruses and see what happens.

NYC & CT
Joined January 2021
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My last pinned tweet.
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Uvalde voted for Abbott. I am speechless.
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@mmpadellan They’re fine with black people entertaining them with a ball but not ok with black faces singing? I can’t keep up.
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@helisbor @nytimes @iocmedia If Vanessa Williams can be stripped of her miss America crown for posing nude (many years prior to that stupid pageant), then I think domestic terrorism should qualify him being stripped of his honors.
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@dilloncollier @NotHoodlum No more birthdays, friends, booboos that need a kiss and a band-aid.
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@radleybalko @kroltanz Someone isn’t laying down for this shit.
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A Message from University President, Dr. Tony Allen regarding the DSU Lax Team Bus Incident
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@NoLieWithBTC @NotHoodlum You sure? There were way more than 6 on that stage yelling at Beto.
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@DonLew87 I bet it’s not easy to get rid of bad cops. We should send them a thank you for making the job easier. And congrats to the formidable Ms. Jones.
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@RogerMarshallMD You have no business being a doctor. Shame on you.
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@culdesacfan Boys too. Want to be legally tied to someone who unintentionally got pregnant with your child before your adult life even gets started? Or prosecuted for exercising your rights? We should stop framing this as just a women’s issue, though they surely suffer the most from it.
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@8kulou Someone said it better than me, they love their guns more than kids. F those people, for life.
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@BlackKnight10k Trolling those m’fers.
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@DrEricDing @SpeakerPelosi And that poor woman doing 5 years for mistakenly voting in the wrong district. I guess it’s too bad she wasn’t a child murderer or corrupt politician or she might have received mercy/a pardon.
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@KariLake @Liz_Cheney Absolutely. Thank you Liz Cheney for your respect for the Constitution and loving democracy.
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@AzPetrich @GhostWilber Sounds like the judge is a “good Christian” too.
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@flexghost1 @kroltanz @davenewworld_2 He filed for bankruptcy so he could continue to avoid paying his debt. The money no doubt was kept off shore or SD (ffs). So he’s a cheat and a POS.
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@jonstewart @JesseBWatters What I want to know is wtf has been going on at the Ivys?
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@angelm0319 @SolidDeebo @lilnug_ @JawAndDough @PillarOfWamuu @MrCistoolong I don’t recall Kyle Rittenhouse being bequeathed the powers to judge & execute civilians either.
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@sandibachom @donwinslow You mean like handcuffing and pepper spraying parents to stop them from trying to save their own children? Yes, it could be worse. Worse than any of us can imagine.
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@labyrinthweaver @atrupar How low is too low for the GOP? Is there such a thing?
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@racheld @ddale8 I think you mean criminal insurrectionist who aided, abetted and provided financial support to domestic terrorists. Her life and her husband’s are about to go through some changes.
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@chefjoseandres Because you’re a good person, Chef Jose. Being Christian doesn’t make a person good, as we see every day. The decision today quoted a man who burned witches, so I guess it doesn’t make one wise either.
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@Angry_Staffer I don’t want to jinx it, but they are ceaselessly amazing.
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@SteveSchmidtSES @SouthwestAir @ProjectLincoln @TheRickWilson I fell in love with the man, listening to him tell his story on How I Built This. You’re 100% right. He would hate this.
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@RonFilipkowski Her client should welcome going under oath in that case. What an opportunity to clear the whole thing up.
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@gerryflood8 @TristanSnell Military is crawling with them I’m sure. If Charles Flynn has his latest promotion intact, is guilty of refusing back up on 1/6, and is on his way to his pension, I have zero confidence they’ve weeded out the maga freak shows.
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@abbydphillip Excellent idea - let’s investigate lying during confirmation hearings. Finally Roberts will be acting like he respects the job.
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@JawAndDough @PillarOfWamuu @MrCistoolong I keep thinking about the ages of those he terrorized and/or shot. Chances are very good they are mostly in an age group that has endured and been traumatized by many school, mall, synagogue, etc. shootings. Who can blame them for rushing him? The defense of him is repugnant.
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@RickGarnett @Redistrict You’re a professor? Ooph.
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@BLStrangfeld @Nemeton18 @MandyMatney @NielsenLisa Add’l info and a link to file a complaint against the judge courtesy of our wonderful tweep.
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RH Plombon - Your church is not my country.
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@Life_IsABanquet @pjcadams @MalcolmNance Judicial complaint form to the S. Carolina Commission on Judicial Conduct. Bowen Turner violated his bond conditions dozens of times while awaiting court date. His lawyers: State Sen Brad Hutto, & his father, Walt Turner, who works for Solicitor Pascoe.
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@DavidCornDC Evangelicals don’t receive nearly enough derision.
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@demelio_terri @BarbMatchey @jeffpearlman He lied and said he lost 100s of friends. He lost not one friend, did not attend a single funeral. He is a lying, loathsome POS in all circumstances. All of NYC has known this about him for decades. The religious fundamentalists and the similarly cult-minded are easily fooled.
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@elizawonders @BlackKnight10k My sympathies to his abused wives, women, and children.
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@harrylitman @BlackKnight10k It’s too much to hope that Ginni gets what’s coming to her. There are 2 tiers alright.
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@Mike33887911 Umm, TX is clearly a very fucked up and disturbing place.
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@Adams1Design @BetteMidler Don’t ever tell a woman to be quiet, son. You’re free to go elsewhere. And while you’re at it, take your own advice a step further, and mind your bizness. Her voice is appreciated.
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@BlackKnight10k @CSexton25 You’re a good neighbor.
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@MaryannGreaney @caslernoel @SenTedCruz I like adding the amount of money they accept from @NRA as well.
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@RonnyJacksonTX Way beyond pink elephants. If your family hasn’t taken away your car keys, they’re derelict.
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@Angry_Staffer What are your thoughts on Schumer?
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@RealJohnShoe @davidfrum Everyone’s lying to you but Donald. 🤡
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For the confused: can Republicans please just admit this is their kink, so the rest of us can get the fuck on with our lives?
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@SykesCharlie @RonBrownstein Listening to Rand Paul today made me think his neighbor deserves some kind of medal.
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@mikepompeo You sound guilty.
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Tough old day. I got arrested by the Ukrainian army for filming them: "Are you a Russian spy?" No etc. They were nicer than Putin. I got a cup of tea. Spent time at Ukraine Int HQ as they checked me out. Never mind. #Putin 's war is not going well. Vladimir Putin is in trouble.
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@TimothyDSnyder @ZelenskyyUa Putin is having great success at making Zelensky a hero.
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@CalltoActivism @Nemeton18 I trust in Garland. From his address to 2016 Harvard Law graduating class:
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@signalapp @ddale8 I just posted this in a review of a food court in Moscow.
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@MEPFuller @NotHoodlum The government is shutting down next week.
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@phnel @ianbremmer And prison labor is our version of enduring slavery. Let’s not forget that was the labor pool Brett Favre was interested in using. The South is and has been a fucked up place since it got that designation.
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@SteveSchmidtSES Maybe when police unions have to start paying the restitution, cops like this will no longer have their protection.
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@SenWhitehouse I shouldn’t have to say this, but we are so lucky to have you. Thank you. 💙🇺🇸❤️
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@Victorshi2020 @BlackKnight10k He’s adding at least 2 attorneys to this harem.
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@jp262 @cooltxchick My older friends were sneaking me into gay clubs when I was underage. I was safe as a kitten and had fun for the ages.
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@allfarmnocharm @ScooterCasterNY @travis_view His neighbors hate him already, and voted for Biden overwhelmingly.
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@NotHoodlum There was some funny business around tfg buying his own portrait at a charity. This is “old hat” for them. Follow the money.
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@LailaAlarian They excel at electing extremist governments so it’s hardly a surprise.
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@Lady_Star_Gem @NotHoodlum The shit on those phones must be horrific, given they had to know this day was coming and concluded being nailed for a cover up wouldn’t be as bad.
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@Angry_Staffer Look at who runs the state and it all makes sense.
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@Andruku5 @RealDianeYap Cope and seethe, loser.
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@ejeancarroll 🥳🥳🥳🍾 Thank you for being willing to go through what must have been the 2nd most unpleasant experience of your life. I hope you’re treating yourself to an A+ girls’ trip. Sending you continued strength and gratitude.
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@realjoserodr @sandibachom @PeterAlexander @peterbakernyt I’ve seen no one appear before the committee to give a conflicting account of her testimony.
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@MegaMayflwrDNA @itsJeffTiedrich The freak-out seems so out of proportion to me. As per usual Dems with their knickers in a twist. Cuomo is not a predator. He lacks self-awareness, is insensitive, has a big ego and needed to get checked for it. Done. Move the f @ck on.
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@ADifferentCat @Angry_Staffer Yeah, what happened Kush? I thought you solved the whole conflict in the Middle East thing.
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@daveofbrooklyn @schwarz And the competition is coming from all sides. Did you see that fugly truck he thought someone would want to buy? Talk about a stinker.
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@UCAFT_UCLA @kroltanz @UCLA But how can they possibly afford to compensate people for their work?
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@StrictlyChristo @Nemeton18 Yep. Listen to this week’s @alfranken podcast. He brings the receipts (for a change ;).
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@caslernoel Kanye stans are as bad as Elon’s.
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@tired_left @1CrownofJules @ejeancarroll They’re hypocrites, all day, every day. They also think you and I and billions of others should burn in hell so they’re mental as well.
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@JeffClarkUS @MomCat1260 @JackPosobiec Which part of Jesus’ teachings made you fall in love with tfg, traitor?
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@KellyannePolls It’s so funny when you talk about money grubbing. Amazing how a person without a single redeeming quality will continue on social media as if everyone isn’t aware of it.
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@megynkelly Isn’t your party busy burning books? Haven’t heard much about that from you. And BTW, your objection to the reaction to Rogan and people choosing not to use Spotify is called a free market.
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@JessMcMasterKC @KSHB41 When does the judge get removed from the bench and lose their law license, if they even have one?
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@sandibachom He will cause as much pain and destruction as he is allowed to.
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@MeachamDr @DrPaulGosar He’s beyond help.
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@Dahlialithwick Women to Alito: 🖕
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@ofctimallen Despite the low unemployment rate, some remain unemployable. This is evergreen.
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@caslernoel @GOP I hate seeing that traitor’s name in the same sentence as the great patriot, Dr. Fauci.
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@mhdksafa Truckers too. They have been some seriously unsung heroes throughout this mess.
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@biannagolodryga F**king heroes. 😇😇😇💛💛💛
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@DivaCalypso I wish thse poor parents had better neighbors.
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@cooltxchick The women who run MI are so fucking great.
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@delacruz_angel_ @duty2warn The biggest shift toward Dem in the demographics is fathers. This is a family issue. It always has been.
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@lindyli Excuse me, but isn’t it we, the people of the US, who are bringing this case? We were the victims. If televising it isn’t in the people’s interest, nothing is.
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@MollyJongFast Yeesh. I miss the Dave that would walk away from $ that compromised his work as an artist.
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@lindyli @NotHoodlum Betsy’s brother, Erik Prince’s BFF is Peter Thiel.
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@itsJeffTiedrich It does seem like there should be 2 defendants in this case.
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@PoeBrianL @thehill Jimmy Carter put solar panels on the WH, and the first thing corrupt dummy Reagan did was have them removed. It’s been downhill ever since.
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@NormOrnstein I can think of a third and I’ve seen it in boxes in a particularly tacky bathroom.
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@antifaoperative @TristanSnell From what I understand it doesn’t much matter in that setting. But if she’s brought before the committee and DOJ and tries it that’s a different story.
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@NoLieWithBTC @NotHoodlum You’d think they’d know by now not to mess with Fetterman. KO’ed every time.
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The “born alive act,” is the funniest thing I’ve heard yet from the dumbasses. Things you should know: murder is already illegal.
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@itsJeffTiedrich A day that ends in Y in America.
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@demelio_terri @jeffpearlman She would’ve been such a badass President. To torture myself sometimes I think about what it would’ve been like had she been prez during Covid. 😢
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