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6 months

This hun understood the assignment! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Zim44

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6 months

Shadaya buying a USED ex-jap shows that no matter how we may wish for sealed things, ultimately men will always settle for the next best second hand unit! So don’t waste your time saving that virginity my sister. 😅 PS: this tweet is purely for learning or perishing purposes. 💯

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2 years

Snitch of the Decade 😂‼️

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2 years

If you drive a Silver Benz please keep it parked until further notice. Unogona kungobatanidzirwa munyaya yacho.

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1 year

Ko Baba vanga vakaisawo mari yesangano mu eCreator? Zviri kunzi vangoti eCreator ndiye ziiiii! 😭😭😭 RIP ⚰️🕊️

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2 years

1/5 Tofamba ne speaker.. Tofamba ne speaker remakuhwa. 🔈🔉🔊 A THREAD. So in 2019 this couple (Blessing and Tafadzwa) got married after being together for about 10 years and had 3 kids (for now).

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1 month

Chidhiri che Starlink chinonetsa kuisa zino nekuti tese tiri kuziva murungu. 😝

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6 months

Professionals on here I have a question. Is it allowed to laminate qualification certificates such as degrees? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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1 year

Just as I was about to get into it I received this emotional video of Garry Mapanzure’s beautiful wife Vimbai bidding him farewell in song at his funeral. Ndarwadziwa.. 💔😭💔 Rest in Peace Garry.. 🕊️🕊️🕊️

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2 years

My personal experience today has changed how I view the Zimbabwean healthcare system. If you have no money you will most likely die! Simple! Something needs to be done!! 🙏🙏🙏

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2 years

What Mudiwa said to Mako is exactly what ZANU did to Zimbabweans. The liberation war was your idea but it’s ours now. Mudiwa is pushing it too far. Ngaapiwe kamari kake abaye. 🚮

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3 years

I honestly didn’t know that Zanu is so scared of Chamisa. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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2 years

Saka Nurse Aide zvayavharwa iwe usati wawana visa uchaita sei? 😬😬😬

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2 years

A-LEVEL is the biggest SCAM. A waste of TWO YEARS!

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1 year

Nonsense!! It takes seconds to wire $2900 to Masvingo! Better yet, you could have gone to any Mars office or bank and paid from anywhere in the country or world. If you had the money why did you wait 10 hours?? Futsek! 🚮

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2 years

Ndebele Twitter is pressed about how uBaba Dube was getting $3000 while his Shona boss was getting $30000 (x10) both per month for being corrupt. Hawu, Nkosi Yam’! 😩😩😩 Lapha eHarare sfuni abantu bali Changamu Changamu.. 🤣👻

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2 years

I’m looking for a business partner to make counterfeit Mudiwa socks and Caps & we sell them $1 for 2. Same quality. Same everything. Please be quick we need to start before he opens his store. He also wears fake Jordan Caps so he’ll understand.

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25 days

Someone please tell UZ that they made a mistake. Bro graduated already and even thanked them.. 💀💀💀

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3 years

Please stop your relatives before they leave home to go on national TV. What is this? 😂🙌🏽😂

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2 months

Zvaitwa Advocate Fadzayi Mahere na Mbudziyadhura pano nhasi hatina zera nazvo. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

How come Daddy Hopewell doesn’t attend rallies? Unfocused Senior! 😩

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3 years

I’ve noticed that ever since Ruramai went to Zim she’s been off twitter. Could it be data? Could it be zesa? Could it be hunger? It’s easy to support Zanu and push propaganda while in England huh? Welcome home! 🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

In Ukraine they said men can’t leave the country they should stay and fight but you won’t hear the feminists saying we want equal opportunities. 😂😂😂

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18 days

They fought so hard to put a small college kid in jail for a tweet but they let thugs rob banks in day light like this. Crazy business if you ask me. #VeleX25 .

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2 years

Hi @Nyaradzo_Group , please introduce a package which also caters for the tombstone. Let’s remove the financial burden of tombstones from our families after we are no more. Better kufa ndatenga dombo rangu.. Thank you for your consideration.🙏 #SahwiraMukuru

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3 months

Any woman defending Sarah utori hure! 🚮

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18 days

Frame one is @Starlink Residential Lite ($30 - Unlimited). ⚡️ Frame two is @TelOneZW Silver ($30 - 160GB) 🐢 Both are the same price. One is 51 times faster than the other.. 😞 No amount of words can express the joy @elonmusk has brought into our lives here in Zimbabwe. 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼

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2 years

Imagine your wife finding out that you died on the spot in the early hours of the morning because your “girlfriend” crashed your car at 3am coming from the club. And your girlfriend survived. I don’t wanna say men but eish.. this happened in Mutare today. 💔

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3 years

Many are celebrating beating Mwonzora. He’s was never a threat. We needed to beat Zanu or at least gain numbers. But where Zanu won, the margins are massive! If this remains, 2023 Zanu will win yet again.

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2 years

If anyone deserves to be trolled on the internet daily it’s Shadaya’s girlfriend. Hammer that chibage that continues to give him pussy!

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3 years

Ah. Zviri Kunzi Kwahi Hai the Zanu gang led by Ruramai and crew got a spirit medium into their space and their own svikiro told them that the young man one shall prevail? 😂😂😂

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2 years

When they say fear women they mean this one in particular. 😂😂😂 Before and after DNA results.😂

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2 years

Benz don’t roll, they said. Alas!

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1 year

Sad News coming in. The late mbinga Ginimbi’s sister Juliet Kadungure has died in a car accident in Tanzania.. Worst part is she died on his birthday.. 💔💔💔 May her soul rest in peace. 🕊️🕊️🕊️

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2 months

I never thought Nelson Chamisa would ever be ratioed on this app. The people are pissed off. Yoh! 💀💀💀

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1 year

Fadzai Mahere has been running the 5am club waking up early everyday for many years only to wake up late today and arrive at parliament at 11am to find the Speaker and Deputy speaker already elected! This life no balance! 😭 One can never be prepared for zanu! 🤣

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6 months

I have a question guys. Please help. If these touts that hang behind these Kombis fall off onto the road as you drive behind and you run them over will you be held liable in any way? 🤨🤨🤨

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6 months

My take on this Fifi issue is that parents of minor children should take active steps in monitoring what their children do on their phones. Check those gadgets randomly, know who they are talking to & remain very strict. To some extent it may bring an added layer of discipline.

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2 years

If Mudiwa’s store has no target market on twitter, if he says we’re all broke, if he says his store is accessible by appointment after he verifies your 3 months bank statement, why does he tweet amongst us? Block that account!

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8 months

Incase you’re having a bad day just know you’re better than Mudiwa who opened his Twitter and found out he’s no longer a Doctor... 😭😭😭

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1 year

Today I’m angry at ZANU. After 43 years we have a dysfunctional health system which can’t save lives! Some of these deaths can be avoided but no.. We are pushing pfumvudza and fish farming! 🚮🚮🚮😡😡😡

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3 years

If you’re seeing this directly, that means you didn’t block me. You are strong hearted, you are open minded, you are good vibes and you probably love gossip. In 2022 we continue. Happy New Year. 🎊🎈🎆

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2 years

If Mbudziyadhura dares call us unfocused for going to Village 6 and not to defend his goats takuzomuchaya!

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2 years

Yesterday I learnt that Incels are fake Alphas that will troll other people’s women but their own corn 🌽 is where they draw the line. 🤣💀

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2 years

Sometimes I don’t wanna laugh but this was actually funny! @nelsonchamisa 😂💀💯🤣🔥🚨

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6 months

Ma Nudes a Fifi wa Mai Titi anetsa heyi! 💀💀💀

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3 years

The TRUTH is that Winky D is now finished. The fake hype will soon die and you’ll realize that his time came and passed. 👊🏼💯 And don’t tell me about English if your passport doesn’t have a SIM card slot. Thank you.

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1 month

Econet SmartBiz seems to have cut their speeds to match their advertised limits. Network went down for a bit and then came back on with low speeds around the 5mbps. Those using the $45 package please check your speeds and gather here for the funeral. 😭😭😭

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2 years

Kwahi hai mukururei brugwa Ed akatsvuka mukati plus ane mark ku garo reku left.. Ngaauye ku court akurure brugwa racho. Suzeni woye…🙌🏽🙌🏽

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2 years

Those making noise about UZ fees please help me understand what your issue is because 480something thousand RTGS amounts to about $600usd for a whole semester which sounds very reasonable. When you say fees must fall please also tell us how much you want it to cost.

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1 year

Sis was bragging about being successful yet going to Prize Giving Ceremony alone with no husband in a 1996 Toyota Spacio. 😭😭😭

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2 years

In 2022 one still has to travel to Harare to physically file an Annual Return at the deeds office. Then you tell me Zimbabwe is open for business.. Nonsense!!

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3 years

Nhai CCC regalia inotengeswa kupi? And how much? Can we get distribution points around the country and beyond?

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2 years

As Zimbabweans we really need to come together and challenge this 4% Tax on USD transactions.

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2 years

Ndauya naro speaker renyu vabereki.. Ndinaro speaker remakuhwa!! 🔈🔉🔊 Kune vaya vaifunga kuti Linc ndiye muridzi aiwa kwete!! Nyika iri kuvakwa nevene vayo! 💀✊🏿

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3 years

Zvamaita Madzibaba veShanduko tazviona and hazvina kunaka. Mind you this is only before a small small by election. What more ahead of the 2023 General Election? No mhen.🚮

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3 years

If Zimbabweans are not busy forcing things in SA, we are busy blowing up Zambian leadership tweets with our problems. But when it’s time to turn up in numbers to vote it’s such a low turn out. Zimbabweans need to do better. For our own damn sake! 🚮

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3 years

People who say “Noted.” annoy the hell out of me!

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18 days

Oh my God! I can’t believe @TelOneZW has blocked me for this. 😱😱😱

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18 days

Frame one is @Starlink Residential Lite ($30 - Unlimited). ⚡️ Frame two is @TelOneZW Silver ($30 - 160GB) 🐢 Both are the same price. One is 51 times faster than the other.. 😞 No amount of words can express the joy @elonmusk has brought into our lives here in Zimbabwe. 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼

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2 years

Munotaurisa henyu pa internet muri ku diaspora but the truth is there is no electricity in Zimbabwe. Load shedding in most areas runs for 18 hours daily. The CBD will have no power during business hours. It’s a messed up country. 🚮

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3 years

Chero tikaswera pa twitter 24/7 haufi wakandiona mu Zupco! Handiperi! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

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4 months

So they called her ugly and in a bid to prove them wrong she posted her picture. Sis, never try to prove Twitter people right or wrong. Coz now look.. 😭😭😭

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2 years

I’m waiting for the day Nelson Chamisa says “as a government in waiting we sourced a cancer machine and zanu pf blocked us from bringing it in.” Not their minions telling a Tourist YouTuber nonsense. Rubbish!

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2 years

A Honda Fit is a good vehicle but it’s not fit for a party VP to use on official party business trips. @nelsonchamisa please see to it that the VP uses better vehicles next time. ☝️🙏☝️

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2 years

There’s a notable increase in Female Blessers in Zimbabwe. What’s going on? And they have long money! 🤯

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2 years

I found this funny for a minute but it eventually made sense after I zoomed in.💀💀💀

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25 days

People in the UK are having a space about “empty shelves” in our Zim supermarkets but I am in Pick n Pay right now and the shelves are full!! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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3 years

There’s nothing fancy about starting from scratch. Work hard for your children!!

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2 months

There’s a funeral in my hood. A friend lost 5 of his kids in a car accident. 5 coffins. Including his 2 year old grand daughter. I have no worlds. I don’t know how he’s even still walking. God but musadaro.. it’s not fair. 😭😭😭

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8 days

Tanaka on Graduation day.. 💀💀💀

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2 years

TL hoes are hunting for Faffie’s blesser all over harare tonight. 😂😂😂

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2 years

Today zesa went off at 02:50. The whole city. It’s been going off at 04:30 coming back on between 8-10pm daily. Today the situation has reached another level. 🙌🙌🙌 Hameno kwamuri ikoko but haaa Zimbabwe yaora. 🚮🚮🚮

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3 years

While I am happy that the CCC has bounced back, the overall victory in this election is clearly for ZANU. This is a sign that with the little time left, work must be done to turn tables come 2023 otherwise Zanu will win again. Iwe neni tine basa!✌🏽

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1 year

If you’ve seen this chair on the TL today just cry with me. 😭😭😭

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1 year

The fact that you see Munhuwashe moving on with her life doing well and getting engaged and you now trying to bring up her past video which wasn’t even a sextape, from many years ago just shows how much of an idiot you are! Msatanyoko! 🚮

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2 years

The Zimbabwean economy is so messed up to the point that when the mafias slow down or stop operating the impact and effects are felt immediately. There is no money in circulation right now. People are crying. Hakuna mari. Hazvina kumira mushe. 😭😭😭

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3 years

ZveMoyo Ndezvedu.. Chero Tikambokonana Ndezvedu..❤️💯

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4 months

Someone came here and said Zimbabwe is the GBV capital of the world yet munhu was getting backshots zvake ku sleep over na Jah Man vaakanhonga mubhawa. Y’all owe the country and NRZ Twitter two apologies. 😤😤😤

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3 years

ZEC is quick to issue a statement regarding pics of ballots on Social Media but can’t tell issue a statement on polling stations being moved around. 🤷‍♂️🚮

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2 years

Pane rimwe hure pano rinongoti God answers prayers, God this God that knowing very well that riri kusvirwa nemadhara kuti ma “prayers” awane ma answers. Don’t mislead people. Give people the correct answers, they also want an iPhone sis.

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2 years

There was a terrible bus accident along the Nyanga road yesterday. Supa Mandiwanzira et al (Zanu PF) are on the ground assisting families. CCC is on social media posting condolence messages to their fans. What you do with this information is entirely up to you. 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼

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3 years

I have a genuine question. After your bf proposes and you say yes do you actually go home wearing the ring and keep it on in your parents house? Do you actually tell them that you are now a whole fiancé? How do you do it? This question is for the average Zimbabwean girl.

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1 year

This is what the soldiers at state house do. Not the things that never happened that you’re lying to each other here..😅

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1 month

Starlink managed to negotiate a Destination Duty Paid (DDP) arrangement with Zimra allowing customers in Zimbabwe to buy their kits directly from Starlink in the USA yet Apple still won’t directly supply its products into similar markets. Wait till the xPhone is launched. 😤😤😤

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2 years

Dear CCC and Loudmouths sitting abroad, instead of shutting down Zimbabwe tomorrow, why not use the day to set up a trust in which you contribute money and take advantage of the duty free regime to import buses and set up a strong transport system. Show us that you are serious.

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1 year

Ndakambosekwa pano a few years ago kuti Benz yangu ya 2014 yaimuka ne key. A whole Mercedes Benz! I had to sell it! Then you want to tell me not to cook someone with a 1996 Toyota Spacio with a key that looks like a flathead screwdriver??🪛 Munonyepa imi!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Breaking News‼️ THE PEOPLE’s PRESIDENT is in MY DM! It’s been a long road getting here, but guys, the day has finally come and thank you to everyone who fought on my side! #GodIsInIt Thank you @NelsonChamisa ! 💛💛💛

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1 year

A year ago, Nigeria’s former president Olusegun Obasanjo congratulated his secretary and her husband for their new baby boy. Take a deep breath and Fear Women! 💀💀💀

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3 years

If you wanna see how Zim awards are not about talent but a popularity contest just look at how our favorite printer Hatiperi bagged fashion designer of the year. Always do your best to be a fave when in business. It pays more. A good name is better than gold. A lesson for all.👊🏼

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4 months

“Mhata yako iwe” to someone you’re accusing of rape on social media is crazy business if you ask me. 🤡🤡🤡

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1 year

I know y’all busy with Winky vs JP but chikwambo chiya struck again! 💔💔 “Ndanzwa mhere kurira.. Ndaziva pane watava kunofushira!” 🕊️🕊️🕊️

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2 years

Eastgate yazviita zvekare. This time girls are fighting for a man. 😂😂😂 Nhai @hatiperi_wacho what’s going on? 👀

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3 months

Makatuka henyu mukomana last week but haaaa guys rate raenda.. Nhasi ndanzi 1us is 24zig. 😭😭😭

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2 years

Ok, Winky D anorema. 🔥💯

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1 year

Ladies and Gentlemen whenever you are feeling angry or dejected don’t forget there is Tendai Biti who was ejected from running as MP on a guaranteed promise of a very senior government position in the New Great Zimbabwe! 😭😭😭

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1 year

This woman is insulting me because she thinks I organize hoes for her husband and provide a “base”that’s why he’s always at my house. If she knew that he’s a bottom she’d faint everyday na 2 masikati! 🤣💀

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3 years

Y’all really canceled that Zanu Badvibes sis huh? 1 hour 8 likes. Yaaah, y’all hate zanu for real. 😂

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2 years

Vamwe venyu pano munenge muchitoda vanhu vedu but problem hamuna mari dzeku beater ma levels edu. Unomuisa mu zupco here munhu ajaira kufamba achirohwa ne climate control mu Benz? 😂😂😂

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3 years

Ko Mai Ona mavaona here? Ah! This app! Caught riding it. 😭😂

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13 days

People in Harare found ways to overload the starlink network by using nearby addresses and using their kits in the areas that are full. Now they’re crying about poor service. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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