@talliesinyoung
He takes you out for dinner, you have a wonderful time, he talks at the exact moments when you want him to. On the walk to the cinema, he offers you his jacket.
Once you get to the door, he goes into Oppenheimer and leaves you to watch barbie alone, as the lord intended
@Doki_thfc
Totti scoring to win Serie A
Totti lifting the Coppa Italia
Totti lifting the World Cup
Come back when Harry Kane does anything close to that
@StoolFootball
For Spurs fans calling him a traitor, he’s not
People move club in the same city all the time. Ian Wright went from Palace to Arsenal. Lampard left West Ham for Chelsea. Campbell ditched Spurs for Arsenal
Can you blame any of them for leaving a small team for pastures new?
@Leeleeshakira
People will say shit like this and then you bring up socialism and suddenly everyone goes quiet
Nobody should ever be payed millions. Nobody should ever be payed pennies. A middle ground where everyone receives a comfortable wage, why is that so hard to imagine?
@Schaffrillas
Tbf, if it was like BREAKING breaking news (ie natural disasters, local threats, missing child etc), I could kinda understand the implementation, even if it were annoying
But who wants to hear that Ron De Santis hates gay people while they’re watching fucking Euphoria
@EldritchPixel
@BasedTransPosts
She���s his friend. Their online relationship consists of them fucking with each other and generally being annoying to one another
You’ve fallen victim to an out of context clip, mio amico
@DanielPinalArts
@botdavids2
I think the two vampires meeting in the first place would be the insane part. Would they know? Would it be a surprise?
Like, must be an awkward date when you try to bite their neck, and they try to bite your neck, then you both end up embarrassed
@Abz00__
Sexism. That’s literally what it is
When men are loyal fans, it’s good and they like it
When women do it, it’s embarrassing and they hate it
Genuinely just open misogyny
@419k9
@JadenAFC
Being a presenter on a football show does not require on the ball abilities my guy, it’s a media position
And she is, by all definitions, the highest skilled presenter on that show
@greffistaf
The problem is that the newer characters were introduced in the quippy post-Joss Whedon era
Characters like Steve and Tony have heart and a back catalogue of emotional moments that kept us engaged. Doctor Strange or Captain Marvel does not
@kickagainstit
Hey, fun fact, a movie can be about a topic without saying it’s a good thing
This film, in no way, presents what happens to Elio as a good thing. It does, however, treat it as formative and impactful, which it would be.
@HAftbl
Bro I still can’t believe how scripted that UCL was
Got the hardest group of any English team, finished top, unbeaten, against PSG. If we finished first, we got Bayern. Finished second, we got Barca
Literally no hope
@WStand13
@k_neabs
@LastBlairite
1. Iraq and Afghanistan wars faced incredible backlash
2. The young adults protesting now grew up during those wars. This is an overall outrage against imperialism and genocide
@fightsleaked
Oh my god stop saying “it’s just a word”
Like yeah no shit it’s a word. The difference between this and ‘motherfucker’ is the historical context. The word has a deep rooted history of oppression and racism. While the wee lass probably doesn’t understand that, she chose to say it
@sillymango35
@Cartoonbrains
Wow you’re a wee baby aren’t you
The joke is that Goofy’s wife usually gets the milk and, presumably, is cheating on Goofy with the milkman. The joke isn’t “haha gay” the joke is “haha cheating wife”.
@shlomo96
@LordAslanThe2nd
“Try taping a second anything to a wall and see who cares” EXACTLY
There’s millions of art students around the world who could near perfectly recreate the Mona Lisa, or Starry Night. Plenty of directors could recreate Citizen Kane. The thought to do anything makes it art
@Scott4WA8
@StephenKing
Should learning about sex at all be available to kids?
Besides, I grew up in the modern age. You didn’t. So here’s a wee slice of knowledge: kids know this stuff. By the age of like 10, most have either accidentally or intentionally learned about sex. You don’t need a book
@OOCSnooker
“Why don’t you protest the oil companies” they are
“They’re just looking for attention” yes, they’re drawing attention to an important issue
“Why ruin the snooker” televised on the BBC
It’s an important issue. If snooker matters more than the environment to you, you’re mad
@419k9
@JadenAFC
Nope
Being a presenter requires certain skills like public speaking, improvisation, and being prepared. She, afaiaw, fits the criteria well.
The idea that a presenter needs to be talented at the sport they talk about is ludicrous. Should all war correspondents be soldiers?
@lancelotbryan
I don’t think you know what “sold us dreams” means mate. Raya didn’t sell us dreams cause he’s been class all season
Willian, with his brilliant debut against Fulham before turning shite, sold us dreams
@paddysroyco
Okay but you guys didn’t watch Malcom and it shows
It’s not a show about poverty, it’s the everyday lives of the lower middle class in late 90s/2000s America. It looks dumb, but it’s brilliant I promise
@Arsenal
@Aubameyang7
Worst season in 25 years. As many managers this season as in the last 26 years. Still more trophies than Ole, Poch or Super Franky Lampard could dream of. Number 14, unrivalled. We move...
@MondalRishav12
@mariEscobarPAWG
“A minimum of six additional minutes.”
Then, during those 6 minutes, Bournemouth’s goalkeeper wasted time for more than a minute. That added minute was when the goal went in.
Don’t be salty, we didn’t break any rules
@gothspiderbitch
It’s super funny because by being exclusionary of who gets to take part in what they enjoy, they are literally just as bad as the bullies they hate so much
Nerd culture is meant for anyone, don’t gatekeep a safe space for many people
@Barrysta2k
@SkySportsNews
Because in last 12 months, Smith Rowe has been 2x better??? That’s how form works. Nobody gives a shit if CHO is “mature”, he’s also not playing as well as ESR
@aamethyst19
I shat mine out in like 2 hours at midnight, and apparently it was good
The trick is to hate yourself and channel all that hatred into bragging
@fightsleaked
So no, it’s not “just” a word. It holds a weight that almost no other insult can for a black person. She didn’t ‘deserve’ to be beaten, but the other girls didn’t deserve to hear that.
While I believe nobody should ever say it, it certainly shouldn’t be used as an insult. Ever.
@ThatBmanGuy
I really liked the movie. I thought the 30 minute, uninterrupted sex scene between Bowser and Donkey Kong was quite strange at first but by the time it was over I was so emotionally invested, I can’t imagine the film without it
Thank you disney
@nocontextfm1
FM need to acknowledge that players older than say 23 can greatly progress their career
For example, Lewandowski is 10x the player he was at 25. As is a player like Salah or De Gea. Players can change very quickly and show real improvement even up into their late 20s, alla Vardy
@BigLeagueBro
@StoolFootball
We’ve had our national flag and colours since 1385
France got theirs in 1790.
France looks like Scotland, don’t get it twisted
@Newoah_
@wokeydpronouns
I’ve never seen hate towards someone for the sole reason that they are an Israeli citizen
I have, however, seen hate for people who actively support the genocide being committed by the Israeli government, and rightfully so
@Jpotter180293
@Spider_Devil7
Good thing this is not racist, sexist, misogynistic, transphobic or offensive
It’s the equivalent of someone sending a really unfunny knock knock joke and then deleting it
Does that makes the person unfunny? No, just means they made an unfunny joke
@nocontextfm1
@Manny_Official
Old meme, he isn’t the issue anymore. Haaland at Man City and Mbappe at Man U 😭
They both get 50 goals a season stg. Montero and Romera (newgens) don’t stand a chance 😭
@katniss_gray
“Ummm actually Haymitch was an alcoholic so he’s actually problematic”
Anyone who went through what he did would go insane, alcoholism was the good ending
@nocontextfm1
Not because of football manager but I still support Wolfsburg because an Instagram filter gave it to me as a Bundesliga team after lockdown was lifted
2 and a half years of Die Wölfe
@Lukathfc
Difference is, Saka won’t be remembered as a bottler
Kane has the FA Cup or Champions League this season and that’s it
His career is slowly dwindling and suddenly he’ll be remembered as the guy who lost many finals and bottled the WC for England
@Cyberbloke_7266
I have a massive poster of abbey road up in my room and even I think this is a decent effort
What else are they really meant to do? The cars are (basically) in the right place, the only real issue is the lighting and colour of the sky