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@LelloMmassy

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Creative Writer | Award Winner of the Safal-Cornell Kiswahili Prize for African Literature -2019 | Logistician | Economist| Evangalist| #CuraPersonalis

Dar es Salaam, Tanzania

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Joined August 2014

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Mmassy Jr (II)

7 days

Mpango wa kumuua Rais wa Stanza unakamilika chini ya Kiongozi Mkuu wa Ulinzi wa Rais bwana Dogas Maclaurian kwa msukumo wa "Mabeberu" wanaotaka kuendelea kupusa rasilimali za Stanza. Bwana Dogas anaahidiwa donge nono kama akikamilisha mpango huu nyeti na wa hatari kupata kutokea

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Mmassy Jr (II)

7 years

These women twins are 120 yrs old and they are still alive.Guiness BWR will tell you the oldest alive twins are 98 yars old from Norway

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4 years

Wale wenyeviti wa TYCS mlionyima wenzenu vyeti mnaendeleaje na utumishi hapo Vatican? Mapendooooo......

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Dogo mmoja amegraduate kanichek jana "Bro degree secured asee" nikamwambia hongera dogo.Akaniambia "So bro tuangalizie angalizie basi sehemu ya kujishikiza hata kwa milioni 2 au 3 kwa mwezi fresh tu". Nimwambie ukweli au nimuache na ujinga wake kwa muda?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Kwa upendo na unyenyekevu mkubwa naomba tuitazame hii video mpaka mwisho. Ni dakika 2 tu 🤔🤔🤔

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1 year

Ila hawa wenzetu Mungu anawaona.Unarudi home una mawazo ya future ya watoto itakuaje yeye anakupokea na story jinsi amehangaika mjini kutafuta shuka alizonunua siku hiyo😂😂😂 Na inabidi umsikilize na kumpongeza tofauti na hapo unatafuta kununiwa.😂😂😂 Ila si ni life tu.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Ila Mzee alikuwaga straight forward kitambo😂😂😂😂😂

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Binti yangu leo anatimiza miaka miwili.Wazazi wenzangu nisaidieni kumuombea Heri, Fanaka na Baraka katika maisha yake. Kizazi kijacho cha Twitter🤣 Happy Birthday daughter.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 months

Kuanzia leo hatuhitaji kuambiwa kampuni gani ina internet ya uhakika.TUNAJUA. Kampuni za mitandao ya simu ibuni matangazo ya products zao nyingine hii ya Internet tumejionea wenyewe nani ni GOAT.😂😂

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Nasemaje...wazungu wametuweza hakiwalah.

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1 month

Nyie vijana wenzangu wa kiume mnaoendekeza tabia ya kuwatenganisha mama yako na baba yako kwa kumchukua mama na kuja kukaa nae mjini wakati baba umemwacha kijijini peke yake. Zamu yenu inakuja. Mtakuja kuonja wanachopitia wazee wenu sasa hv. It's the matter of time.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Niwachekeshe....🤣 Siku moja rafiki yangu akaniita mahali tupumzike na wine kidogo.Mimi sina hili wala lile kumbe kagombana na wife home sasa kamtoroka. Tumekaa kama nusu saa namuona shemeji na watoto hawa hapa.Walipofika nikasikia "Ulidhani unamkimbia nani?Haya tuue basi"🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Narudia Tena Huyu Baba Tumtafutie Tuzo Ya CITIZEN OF THE YEAR.Period.

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5 years

“Soma Katiba ya #Tanzania Ibara ya 143 ina mpangilio wa hatua za nidhamu, kujieleza haimo.”- Profesa Mussa Assad kuhusu ushauri uliotolewa na Spika Job Ndugai kumtaka kwenda kujieleza kwa Rais Dkt @MagufuliJP

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Jumapili hii nikakumbuka kisa kimoja kati yangu na maza. I wish kingekuwa ni kati ya sister angu na maza. Nadhan tulio kwenye ndoa na wale tunaotarajia chaweza kutusaidia.Hasa watoto wa kike🤣🤣.Ma feminists story ikiwakera kunyweni juice ya limau🤣🤣 "SHIKA ADABU YAKO"👇👇👇

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3 years

Namshukuru Mungu kwa ajili yako mke wangu. A perfect woman to cover my weaknesses and to uncover my potentials.👌 I love you.😘 Happy Anniversary.😉

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Mmassy Jr (II)

2 years

Today I was born.🙏🏿

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Ila leo binti yangu kajua kunikomesha. Muda fulani hivi alifanya ujinga nikamchapa vibao akalia sana.Mimi nikatoka kidg.Vile narudi tu kanikimbilia kunikumbatia na kusema "Baba nakupenda" Nimejisikiaje hovyo.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Leo kuna mshkaji amenishtaki kwa Director kuwa mimi ni mchelewaji kazini.Director aliponiuliza kama ni kweli nikamjibu kuwa Kwanza namshukuru mshkaji kwa kunishtakia kwa sababu AMENIINUA kwa namna moja ama nyingine. Kuna nilichokosea hapo?Maana naona nadraftiwa barua hapa

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Mimi sitaki kuombwa msamaha.Shobo sipendi.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Nimemkuta binti yangu (Lynn) kakaa na mamake nikamwambia aondoke ni zamu yangu sasa kukaa na mke wangu,akaanza kulia nimwache na mamake mimi nikamwambia na yeye aniache na mke wangu.Ka ugomvi kameibuka. Namuuliza kwani kati yangu na yeye nani alianza kumjua huyo tunaemgombania?🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

TUMETIMIZA MWAKA MMOJA WA NDOA Interesting Story Of How I Met My Wife.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

2 years

How big boys chill.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Sema Amina weweeeeee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Wakati namaliza darasa la 7 mzee na mama walikuwa kwenye economic crisis ya kufa kiumbe.Bro wetu akiwa mwaka wa kwanza Mzumbe akaamua kuanza kuitegemeza familia kwa kutumia boom na vibarua vigumu. Ndiye ametusomesha mpaka chuo tena bila mkopo. Hii itabaki kuuponda moyo wangu.

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3 years

If you think you're working under pressure,hujawahi fikia hii level🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

6 years

Vijana Wenzangu Mzazi Wako Akikupigia Simu Pokea Na Usiseme Anakusumbua.Kuna Siku Hutaisikia Tena.Mimi Nina Mwaka Wa 4 Sasa Natamani Iingie Simu Niliyoisevu "MAMA" Laikini Wapi.Hayupo Tena.Nimezimiss Simu Zake Sana. Nashukuru Sikuwa Mmoja Wa Wale Wanao Ignore Simu Ya Mzazi.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Ukisikia Maneno "Straight Forward" Basi Hawa Ndio Definition Yake. Askofu Fredrick O. Shoo (PhD) Askofu Benson Bagonza (PhD) CAG Musa J. Assad (PhD) Unaweza Kuongeza Wako Mmoja.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Wale wazee ukiingia ofisi za serikali unawakuta wamevaa kile kidani chenye ramani ya Tanzania hujionaga wazalendooooo.Yan wanajihisi walipigania uhuru🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Mh.Kishimba kagonga tena🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

INTELIJENSIA YA WAZEE WETU. Ilikuwa wanapenda kula na watoto na hata kama ametengewa chakula chake lazima awaonjeshe na watoto au mtoto wake ndo aanze kula kisha ale yeye. Kama umeelewa sababu comment hapo chini. Vijana wa siku hizi hatuna mbinu zozote pumbav.😂😂😂😂

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Binti yangu kanipa home work nimsaidie mi nimempa majibu akayachek kisha akanambia "Dad, I don't think so" Nimehisi kuangukiwa na kitu kizito kichwani.😂😂😂😂

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Nani alipopewa mkataba wake wa kwanza wa ajira kweli alienda nao home kuusoma kwa makini kabla ya kuusaini?🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ukweli mimi sikuchukua zaidi ya sekunde 7 nikaurudisha already signed🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Kitu nitawafanya huko sokoni hakuna rangi mtaacha ona😀😀

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

The shirt. 19 years. All weather. Symbol of Love,Affection and Intimacy.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Jumapili hii Mungu akijalia nitavaa shati aliloninunulia Mke wangu mwaka 2004 nikiwa form 2 yeye akiwa form 1. Alipewa hela na aunt yake aishie USA alikua amekuja bongo kwa holiday. Shati lina miaka 19 sasa,ajabu bado linanienea japo limepauka kidogo. Nalihifadhi kama Uganga😂

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5 years

Ok, kama Mapadre walikuwa hawaruhusiwi kuoa na sisi waumini tukaruhusiwa mke mmoja tu.Baada ya mapadre kuruhusiwa kuoa sasa kwanini na sisi waumini tusiruhusiwe hata wawili?Hatuwezi kufanana na watumishi wa Mungu jamani.Kuwe na utofauti kidogo.

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4 years

Nasikia mpaka kutetemeka kama ni kweli hii kitu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Huyu mtu aliaga huku kwamba anakwenda kusimamia maslahi ya taifa lakini the best answer he managed to provide ni "I did not wake up well today"....pathetic. Ndo maana mi katika hili sakata la sasa nimechukua upande wa wanaokataa.Bora nikatae kwanza nijifunze polepole.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Tulizaliwa watatu.Namshukuru Mungu bado wote tu hai na wazima wa Afya. Kaka yangu na mdogo wetu wa mwisho.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Hivi nikiwaza kuwa ile siku ya 7 tunayoambiwa Sir God alikuwa mapumzikoni ni kuwa alikuwa akifanya kazi exceptional kama hizi nitakuwa nakosea? Embu tusaidiane kuimba tenzi namba 114 "Bwana Mungu Nashangaa kabisa" Mh @jokateM hakika umependeza.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Appreciation tweet. Wacha niseme... Mke wangu amekuwa sehemu muhimu katika safari yangu ya uandishi.Yeye ndiye aliyegharamia uchapaji wa nakala za mwanzo za @MimiNaRais kwa fedha zake. Hakika apataye mke amechagua fungu jema🙏🏿 Kulia: Siku ya Uzinduzi Kushoto: Siku ya Ushindi

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1 year

Ukweli MAREHEMU alikuwa na mapungufu yake ila angalau yeye maamuzi yake aliwawazia VIZAZI na si KIZAZI. Waliosoma Cuba wanyooshe vidole.

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4 years

Mzee Ben alianzisha ka utaratibu ka kuongea na wananchi mwisho wa mwezi.Mzee Kikwete akakarithi.Sijui kalipotea kwenye mazingira yapi wakati ule,ila kakapotea. Nikiri,ule utaratibu nilikuwa naupenda sana.Pale Rais anazungumzia MASUALA. #RIPMzeeMkapa

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1 month

Kijana anaambiwa na mama yake "Hizi hela unamtumiaga baba yako anaishia kulewea tu" ....na hapo kijana anakata kabisa kumtumia mzee wake pesa kwa madai kuwa anaywea pombe na kumtumia mama tu. OLE! SIKU YAKO INAKUJA.

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5 years

Hivi Hakuna Tuzo Ya CITIZEN OF THE YEAR Tukamkabidhi CAG Assad?

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5 years

Huyu sister yupo on fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣 Nimempenda kwa kweli.🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Kuna homework anakuja nayo mtoto home unajua kabisa hapa Mwalimu alini target mimi. Si bure🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Nilijua ni mimi tu nakumbana na haya hakiyawalai😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Wabongo wanapenda vyeo jamani.Yan kuna mtu anajiita Mkulungwa Mfawidhi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Wale mnaokaaga Bar na Laptop huwa mnajionaga mna "Degree 4" eti.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Wale mliotunyima vyeti vya TYCS,UKWATA na CASFETA ninyi hivyo vyeti vimewafikisha wapi?Vimewafikisha wapi nawauliza?

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4 years

Mimi kama mkristo mkatoliki nasemaje Akili za kuambiwa nimechanganya na zangu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Yani ni hivi I don't care🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dada @JideJaydee upo hapo?🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Jioni hii nimeona niwape hiki kisa. Soma tu kwa utulivu🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Alitofautiana na Rais Costa.Rais akamfukuza serikalini na kumuwekea vizuizi lukuki lakini baadae Rais Costa akamuhitaji tena aje kumsaidia masuala fulani ya ki diplomasia na huo ndio ukawa mwisho wa Rais Costa Ni Joseph Kaduma almaarufu kama Joe ndani ya simulizi ya @MimiNaRais

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Asante Meja Jenerali (rtd) Samwel Kitundu kwa kunipa imani yako nikuandike. Hakika nitakuandika hasa. Visa na mikasa,misheni za wazi na za siri nitazinyoosha barabara.Historia itakukumbuka. Upele umepata mkunaji🤣 #HiiHaijapataKutokea

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1 year

Kaka Maulid Kitenge a.k.a @mshambuliaji 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

"Mama Tanzania" kule vunjo akaage kabisaaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

6 years

Asanteni sana ndugu zangu familia ya Twitter.Hakika ilikuwa siku ya furaha kubwa katika maisha yangu.Asanteni kwa salamu zenu za kunitakia mema.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Nyie Injili iliimbwa bwana. Wale tunaijua hii album tuanze kuandaa mirathi sasa.Umri ushatutupa mkono🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Moyo wangu unalemewa na bubujiko la furaha na shukrani kubwa kwa riwaya yangu ya @MimiNaRais kuingia kwenye orodha ya kuwania tuzo za fasihi ya kiswahili Afrika.Kati ya miswada 96 imepenya🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

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3 years

MAISHA HUBADILIKA,KUWA MPOLE. Funzo kutoka familia ya rafiki yangu Frank. Tusome👇👇👇

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5 years

Nimepokea Nakala Ya Kwanza Usiku Huu.Sikuweza Kulala. It's Such An Incredible Feeling.Siwezi Kuelezea.Finally, What Was Initially Seen As Impossible Become Possible. It's Now The Reality.Comeon! #MimiNaRaisBookLaunch #JamhuriYaWatuWaStanza

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5 years

Nimetazama show ya @diamondplatnumz ile ya Kahama amesimama jukwaani kwa masaa 5 with the same energy mwanzo mwisho, performance na mpangilio ulio sawia. He didn't take anything for granted. Twende mbele turudi nyuma Diamond ni msanii asiesogeleka wala kulinganishwa.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Kuna jamaa kaniuliza hapa eti kama anaweza pata Vanguard kwa sh 4.7m?yan ananikazania kabisa kama nina connection yoyote. Nisaidieni jibu mujarabu la kumjibu huyu mbwa.Upuuzi si intertain siku hizi🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

WADAU KAMA KUNA ANAYEHITAJI GROUP LA MICHANGO YA HARUSI ASEME NIMUUNGANISHE

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 months

After 10 years of working in the Logistics discipline, trusted to head the operations of one of the top transport companies in the country, and managing over 600 fleets. Today in Dubai, I was honored with an MBA in Supply Chain and Logistics Management. The ball keeps rolling🙏

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Hilda si huku tunapambana na DP kumbe wewe unaendelea na mambo yako huko. Hii nchi hakuna wa kumwamini asee.😂😂😂

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Tunamshukuru Mungu wa mbinguni kwa kutujalia mtoto wa kike.🙏❤️

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1 year

Mkitaka Mke alipwe kila mwisho wa mwaka wanauke tutatoa tuzo za mfanyakazi bora kati ya huyo mke na dada wa kazi.Tusilaumiane. Salary increase pia ina base on perfomance na hatutataka kuona mmoja anakua juu ya mwingine sisi "waajiri" tutaamua. Twende sawa.

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1 year

Ilianzaje? Fuatilia uzi huu wenye slides 10 nilizojaribu kueleza haya yote yalipoanzia.Kimsingi hata haya tuyaonayo sasa ni maandalizi mahsusi ya yajayo. Siku nyingine nitakueleza tunaandaliwa kwa lipi. Fuatilia👇👇

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5 years

Leo nimeandika barua ya kujivua ukuu wa nyumba wife KAICHANACHANA. So nakomaa na majukumu yangu ya ukuu wa kaya sina namna🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Ninaandika kwa panic kubwa @NBCTanzania naomba mrudishe hiyo hela yangu mmekata bila utaratibu wowote with immediate effect. Tutafikishana mbali msinitanie.Tuheshimiane. My case number ni 20604817.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Huyu jamaa amemaster self control.Walah tena.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

"Nini hujaelewa sasa?Nini yani?Si kama mlivyoona. Sa unataka nini?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Bro @zittokabwe I respect your Humbleness,Resilience and Perseverance in so many ways👏👏

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Nina ka ujumbe kenu hapa kutoka kwa Dr. Eli VD Waminian.Mwenzao na waleeeee wenye "Degree 4" sema huyu anazo 6.Haya twende kazi👇👇👇

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Iran imeniangusha sana.Bado sijaona ikifanya jambo nililotarajia asee.Salamu zangu ziwafikie.🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

6 years

Mshkaji ulibanana nae gheto kwake ulipokuja mjini wakati ukitafuta cha kufanya,yule alikuwa anakusaidia nauli za kuhudhuria intereview.Sometimes hata nguo zake ukavaa. Leo umetusua ajira ama biashara zako zipo poa lakini ukiona simu yake una i mute kuwa anakusumbua.Mungu anakuona

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Ukipata nafasi ya kuzungumza na maafisa wa ngazi za juu wa Jeshi utagundua jeshi ni kazi ya weledi sana na wana uzalendo wa kweli. They know things In and Out and 're very inteligent.Wakiwa kimya they do it purposely.Wana limit yao ya kuvumilia "ujinga".Ukiivuka wanaruka na wewe.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 months

First frame taken 28th April 2018. Second taken today 28th April 2024 Notice the similarity....The smile is intact.😀 Happy 6th Anniversary.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Nilipata wasaa wa kuzungumza mawili matatu na Ayo TV @ayotv_ juu ya uandishi wa kitabu cha @MimiNaRais na swali kubwa likawa Ni wapi nilikuwa nikiyatoa mawazo ya matukio niliyoandika. Nawaalika tuyasikilize mahojiano hayo hapa》》

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Capt.yupo na Kina Bishop Begere.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #MimiNaRais if you know you know.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Ukiwa huna hela hata ukisema ujichemshie zako maharage yanaungua.Dah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Hivi nyie wenyeviti wa Jumuiya na ma Katekista mnaozuia wenzenu kuzikwa na Padre kwa sababu hawakuwa wanakuja Jumuiya,hivi mkiwakuta hao ndo walinzi wa geti la kuingilia Mbinguni mtawaambia nini?Nyie jidaini ndo wenye haki tu.Tutanyooshana nawaambia🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Leo nimebarikiwa kupata wasaa wa kukutana na kaka @JMakamba .Pamoja na nia yake ya kutaka kujua yaliyomo kwenye riwaya zangu nimetambua karama zake nyingine mbili.Unyenyekevu hata kwa wasiostahili kunyenyekewa na Utunzi. Inshalah siku zijazo lipo jambo letu.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Mzee Ndugai alijisemea mwenyewe.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

8 months

Is Roman Catholic Church now officially confused? Unawezaje kusema ndoa ya mke zaidi ya mmoja hairuhusiwi ila Kuwabariki wapenzi wa jinsia moja imeruhusiwa? What is the rationale here?

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Mwaka 2010 niligombania u Rais wa Serikali ya wanafunzi chuoni."Niliporwa" ushindi kwa sababu ya itikadi ya vyama🤣🤣🤣 nikaelekea Ujerumani. My next short story loading......👋

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Uharibifu ulianzia tulipoanza kuhubiri kuwa mwanaume na mwanamke ni sawa. Tulianza kupigwa chenga pale. Nipo nimekaa pale kwa yeyote mwenye neno na mimi juu ya hili.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Leo nimekumbuka sehemu ndogo sana ya maisha ya mama yangu na rafiki yake. Ninaendelea kujifunza kwa maisha yao yale. Embu jiulize wewe umezungukwa na Marafiki au "Washkaji"? Tusome👇👇👇👇👇

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Kuna wimbo wa Ambassadors of Christ unaitwa Twapaswa Kushukuru.Moja ya mistari mule inasema.... "Usiku unapofika twalala kama wafu.Asubuhi kunapokucha twajikuta wazima. Ni ratiba zake mwenyewe, yatupasa kumsifu......." ✍✍🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

One of the TV Series inayonipa ufikirisho mwaka huu na kunifanya nijifunze zaidi kuhusu Israel vs Palestina. Ni genre ya ujasusi, my number one and favorite genre. I can recomend.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 months

Sitasahau. It was right infront of my naked eyes😭😭

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Mmassy Jr (II)

4 years

Ila hakuna watu walikuwa wanaonekana ni waenda motoni direct kama TYCS. Maana unakuta wanaanda Joint Mass then ikiisha tu wanajigeuza kuwa Disco hapo hapo na kuanza kubambiana🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ila bado tupo na mbinguni tutaingia. YCS Mapendoooooo👋👋

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Hivi nani anakumbuka ile topic shule ya msingi tulifundishwa kuwa dunia hapo mwanzo ilikuwa ni pande moja linaitwa "Pangea"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Kama taifa tulipitia makubwa. Lisu alitaka kupimwa uchochezi kwa kutumia mkojo wake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ikawa ni battle ya: "toa mkojo" "sitoi" "toa tunasema" "nimesema sitoi" Nyie🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Asian People Fuatilia slides hizi chache labda zitatusaidia sisi kizazi cha mtu mweusi "tunaojitafuta"😂😂😂😂 Nini nimejifunza kutoka kwa watu wa asili ya Asia?

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Mmassy Jr (II)

3 years

Wakati fulani wife aliona nguo za watoto zipo on sale mtandaoni UK nadhani.Akaniomba hela nikampa akanunua,zikatumwa. Zilipofika akazifata kuchukua.Siku narudi job jioni Lynn akanipokea kwa bashasha ndani akaniletea lile furushi akaniambia "Ona mama kaninunulia" Dah🤣🤣

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Ukiomba Mungu akakubariki basi usikimbie watu.Baraka huvuta watu,yani kuna watu tutatakiwa kula kupitia wewe sasa usitukimbie ulitaka mwenyewe. Wiki njema.

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Mmassy Jr (II)

5 years

Ndugu Zangu Na Jamaa Zangu Wa Jamii Hii Ya Twitter.Nakosa Maneno Mazuri Ya Kueleza Jinsi Gani Nimeelemewa Na Salamu Za Shukrani Kwenu Kwa Kuniunga Mkono Katika Uzinduzi Wa Kitabu Changu Cha @MimiNaRais Mwanasiasa Mmoja Hupenda Kusema "Haya Si Mapenzi... Ni Mahaba" Thread👇👇👇

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Mmassy Jr (II)

1 year

Yeyote alievujisha lile kabrasha kutusanua wana STANZA chukua maua yako.

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