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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

Emphasis on the unrelentingly wicked.

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2 years

Babe. We two years into the panny. At what point do we acknowledge that humans are simply unsmart and unrelentingly wicked?

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Lele Elizabeth

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2 months

He’s right. Micheal K. Williams might still be with us if he’d had emotional stunt pay and therapy during the filming of the last show he worked on.

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Billy Zane says "actors should get emotional stunt pay" after transforming into Sarah Lawrence sex cult leader Larry Ray for a new Lifetime movie. “The secondary experience encroaches on the primary. It really does. You’re recreating much weird trauma. We’re putting coursing

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Leaving because I’m old enough to know that the “with you” part of “hates going on dates” is silent.

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5 months

Ladies, if you’re a date night girlie and your partner essentially hates going on dates, wyd?

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

Because posting her location in real time IS stalking and dangerous. It would be dangerous for ANY woman but suddenly it’s confusing when it’s a woman you don’t like. He could make the same points about her carbon emissions by posting them 48 hours later.

Yves 🍉🍉🍉

@yvesandthemoon

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Taylor Swift suing the college student who is using public domain info to track her private jet flights that let off metric tons of carbon emissions by saying it’s stalking… Celebrity white women have one trick and it is victimizing themselves where they are not the victim

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

5 years

@JamesMullally_ They’re $13. The correct answer is “get both.”

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

Fun fact: the American Southern accent is the closest remaining accent to Shakespeare’s English.

MS. OMBRÉ BROWS

@thekimshadey

6 months

I’m sorry, you will never make me hate the poetic, complex simplicity of Southern dialect. I mean never. My folks are the most clever mfs you’ll meet. What Southern folks did for English is still being felt for generations.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

7 months

@d_la_reina Gen X is this kind of terrible too in my experience. 😬 I prefer the Boomers who just hate you up front. 🤣

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@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@estherolu @jackieaina I run them through a metadata stripping app first.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 months

That show ruined his mental state and knocked him off his sobriety. The toxic work environment literally killed him. That’s also what happened to Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@lingerie_addict @Hlengsssss The ✨ is functioning like a “” mark here.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 years

My ex cracked my rib cage and showed up at school with flowers the next day. 😐 Everyone thought it was the sweetest. Meanwhile, I just felt fucking trapped. STFU.

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6 years

If YOUR man showed up to YOUR 9-5 job with 1000 roses & a public apology.... you would commend his efforts. But I get it, Twitter.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

7 months

@d_la_reina They might not care if she USES it but they definitely care about if she HAS one.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@Jack_shane2 @RohitaKadambi I… I just realized that that’s literally the age difference between me and my first child and I’m even more grossed out than I was before.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

8 months

The problem with celebrities wanting to go the “mind the business that pays you” route is that WE, the general public, are the business that pays THEM and that means they need to tread carefully with what they put out.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@chvrryism @BLUELlLLYS Because she’s old enough to be his mom.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 years

@Lucky_Leftovers My daddy STILL doesn’t like the little girl that used to pick on me. It’s been like 25 years. 🤣

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

9 months

@Karnythia My great grandmother was adamant I learn how to cook in case I needed to have an accident one day.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

11 months

@d_la_reina Boy math is having four baby mamas but calling your ex ran through because she had a kid…who is also your kid.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

7 months

“Where were you radicalized?” Mary Poppins 🙃 RIP Mrs. Banks

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

3 years

@stalkmytweetsyo @Luckyinka @Naija_PR Also, a mother will never ever forget your face.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@hanisdumb @ladydee2013 @colbiechristian I once was gonna go to the ER looking crazy cause I felt like I was dying and my Nana was like that what you gone look like as a ghost then. I got myself together first. 🤣

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@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

@BienSur_JeTaime @RaesAura EVER! I hope she keeps him a bail fund on deck cause they’re gonna need it.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@niklafdahc @ArielleIvy_ They understand. That’s why they do it.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

5 years

@ElyZeigler Man do I have news for you about laws, how they’re written, and how differently they’re applied based on race. 😬

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 years

@_ElizabethMay @ElleOnWords My ex boyfriend wanted to kill me one time. I was skipping class that day because I was scared he was going to try to kill me. He killed his most recent ex that same day. At school. I was a junior.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@ehs06702 @shesinscrubs Nurses or elementary school teachers

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@Lele_Elizabeth

5 years

@_DamnGina_ @HoodSocialism @spamira @iHearA_Symphony @lolameup @raetheforce I mean she surrounds herself with rapists and pedophiles. The moral high ground is not a place she’s familiar with.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

@farahtweete @REDSEASHAWTY There’s that, but also, they DIDNT used to SHOW and TELL us that they’re insufferable assholes themselves. You had to put together blind items and trust the tabloids. 😬😳

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

7 months

@MyESpirit @bigsnugga Partly because his family wouldn’t take her in and that’s WHY she lived with Danny and Rhea.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

5 years

@rec_dougs @JamesMullally_

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@Lele_Elizabeth

6 years

@arsenicandlac3 @melpillard Cause they just got divorced. 😬

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

8 months

@boyzie95 @KimberlyNFoster Black women are 5x more likely to be killed by an intimate partner.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

I know everyone loves to hate her but let’s be serious for 5 seconds. Her and 🐝 are the closest anyone is ever going to get to being MJ famous ever again. We all understand how MJ flying commercial or having his flights tracked would be dangerous. Same thing w/ her.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@TatiMonet6891 @_Zeets Taylor, Adele, and Lizzo had better albums than Harry so it’s extra wtf for me.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

5 months

Her mom is from Galveston like my grandpa. Black folks in this area are BIG on Americana imagery bc as my grandpa said “they showed up with the American flag on the beach and it burned them people up to see us with it.” So it IS resistance but y’all aren’t Texans so you missed it

Camonghne Felix 🇬🇩 🇻🇮

@CAMONGHNE

5 months

I feel folks on the anti-Texan hate, but there’s some a-historicity. I have much love and respect for Texans, the resistance of black and brown Texans especially borderland folks, but why are we acting like the TX flag is a celebration of resistance? It’s an American flag

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@Lele_Elizabeth

2 months

@remembrancermx You’re such a nice person because I’d have immediately said “I just had a c-section and a baby after being pregnant for almost a year but you wouldn’t know anything about that.”

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@LegsandBread @SlimHeroics 3 things. 1. He didn’t actually address the disrespect. 2. He pushed the actual parenting off on to mom AFTER they’d already dropped the ball with making sure she was up on time. 3. Your kids will mostly get their disrespectful shit from you or the other parent.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

@SisAuntie @GlamazonJay Because a lot of culture is passed down through mothers since they do most of the child rearing.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@IWriteAllDay_ I was coming to say they would’ve had to give me the Ben Affleck edit and you beat me to it. 🤣

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

3 years

@bardicblogger @IvyKungu Counterpoint: is it not ableist to assume that being neurodiverse automatically means a person isn’t likable?

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

3 years

If I only bathed my Black children once a week and sent them to school, I’d be expecting a CPS visit around week 5 so yes, it’s absolutely political.

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@tressiemcphd So we're in the throes of massive drought. I hope everyone has heard. Communities in the west are running out of water. No one here should be bathing daily, that's insane. My kids are 1x week, I'm 2-3x w/ birdbaths in between. My showers are ~2 minutes. Is this somehow political?

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@Lele_Elizabeth

6 years

@_ElizabethMay @ElleOnWords That’s exactly what I screamed into the phone hysterically when I had to call my mom so she could give the police consent to talk to me.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@MakeupWhoreder High key

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@Lele_Elizabeth

8 months

@myonnaslibrary @dorithoeeleaf I have two girls and most of it is hard because you have to teach them to navigate how to survive boys/men while no one raise them to be better.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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And sure there’s caveats but EYE have never met an “I hate dates” ass man who kept that same energy “I hate going out” energy for his boys. 😒🙄

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

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@d_la_reina The aversion is to effort not holidays and holidays require more effort than most of them are willing to put into a woman who won’t leave them even if they fuck up the holidays.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

3 years

@Julehhlehh @SlimReaper95 @AlexThaGreat12 That’s the answer right there. He expects his son to be a deadbeat like his daddy.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

4 years

@yoginibellini After flat out killing people, their 2nd most common form of violence is sexual assault so you’re definitely correct.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

9 months

@APrideDesigns @Denita_fit I know like three different people who have IUD babies and that was enough for me to decide against it. 🤣

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

10 months

@xm_muva It’s that he’s undesirable to Black women specifically that really burns him up.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

7 months

@d_la_reina I was a SAHM with a degree and that’s why it was a little easier to bounce back after I got divorced.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@estherolu @jackieaina Idk if they have it for Android but this is the iPhone link.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 months

I had a baby in 2019 and masks and gowns were mandatory in the NICU/PICU. I had a baby this year and the only PPE was wash your hands with chlorhexadine.

just a cow's opinion

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I don't understand why masks aren't mandatory in NICU 🤷🏽‍♀️ We were asked why we were wearing N95s and we said we want to protect others and ourselves and the nurse said ok you're doing the right thing... And walked away unmasked. Go figure.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@kemimarie @WithLoveTee333 Every business has an organizational structure commonly called org charts. Once gangs establish hierarchies they’re legally considered unincorporated organizations aka a business.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

4 years

There’s a pandemic disproportionately effecting “the culture” and North Texas’ largest hospital system just announced they’ll be out of ICU beds next week, meanwhile, you’re hosting packed ass trap brunches but twerking is a bit too much? 😒 Boy, fuck you.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

4 years

@RaychJackson First of all, if you’re hitting her cervix then she’s not aroused enough because the cervix retracts when you’re aroused. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Lele_Elizabeth

4 years

@eggboyq @ikcirfitz @NASTYYMEG @ouijney That man leads a gospel choir. He absolutely knows what the fuck it means. 🤣

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

8 months

@d_la_reina I have the kid that leaves and tbh, working out that schedule between families is annoying as fuck. I wouldn’t want to do it for a man’s kid with someone else bc I barely want to do it for my kid who I love more than life itself.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

4 months

Sodexo got the school to prison pipeline on lock.

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid

@Felonious_munk

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I went to prison 18 months after i graduated high school and the cafeterias and food were the same.

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@OhThatsAT @TechtualChatter They’re staggered over a 4-5 year period before school starts. My kiddo was up to date when school started because she got her shots on time.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

5 years

@simsimmaaa @YourGymCrush All of this, but also, don’t fucking touch me.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@Icveclub Counterpoint, Matthew is his grandfather and well…. 🥴😬😒

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@Chaantellie It can be a little pricey but she also had a baby with Da Baby so we already know her decision making skills are questionable.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

5 months

@LeslieStreeter It also helps sanitize the North’s active involvement in slavery and no.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

3 months

Because often times the first act of physical violence is committed when you try to leave. And a lot of times it’s a murder.

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@nhoodpublicist

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To add to this, a lot of divorce attorneys advise women not to break up with men in person and to leave when he’s not home, even if your relationship wasn’t abusive. Because leaving a relationship with a man period can be that dangerous

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@Lele_Elizabeth

10 months

@_tinaisalive_ @earringdealer1 That’s biracial not nonbinary. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Lele_Elizabeth

3 years

@KimiKouture @versacles We can see that they forget to take the Gildan tags out and they don’t wash well so the blanks definitely aren’t $25. 😒

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@jiggyjayy2 They don’t know what dramatization or hyperbole are, babes. 🙃

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

8 months

@d_la_reina The only real flex is having adult children that still LIKE you. Everything else is just 🤷🏽‍♀️.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

7 months

@d_la_reina Getting a job after the gap was a little hard, but I didn’t take nearly as much of a financial hit as people claimed I would.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@RileyWritts @_lexaholic3 @PrincessPharynx Lot of people use classism to mask their racism.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

7 months

@naima @d_la_reina There’s directness and there’s rudeness and a lot of Gen X makes it seem like Heathers was a documentary.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

@_benjvmins_ Emphasis on the biracial moreso than the light skinned tbh. They have meltdowns when they find out they’re not particularly pretty just biracial and that stops working for them.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

3 years

@ThaRegalOne @MusicTaryn I have two kids and she ain’t lying. It’s super easy to not get pregnant.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

9 months

@naima @lawsforwords Exactly this. It’s ok to collaborate with people and do great things. And she could’ve done more than one great thing if she was willing to collaborate (see: Mariah and Beyoncé) but she has too much ego for that.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

@DMSonolum The FAA publishing flight info and a person posting a real time tracking on Instagram is two very different things. The FAA isn’t sending out SM blasts of her location. They’re tracking flights so it’s safe to fly.

|bruna| 🪶

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@prettycritical @Lele_Elizabeth yeah after he got banned here and moved to instagram and posted shit like this

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

@d_la_reina @tylanmalik @Bflott_7 @kaseyonnuh And said artist just released a memoir that’s a NYT bestseller.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@garnetwaters @missmayn I mean my grandpa is Black and his story isn’t much different other than their house was in a very nice neighborhood in the city and he was able to do all that WHILE having to deal with racism in the Jim Crow South.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

8 months

@nhoodpublicist @KissMyGrits_22 Exactly this bc we can see he clearly decided he’s adding three extra kids and fuck her thoughts on it.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@twdfanfics @YumiiYokoo When Hilary pulled up on Lindsey at the Freaky Friday premiere 🤣🤣🤣

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@Lele_Elizabeth

7 months

@d_la_reina I detest them. 😒 They’ve a unique brand of passive aggressive, aggressive aggressive, and woe is I the feral forgotten child generation. Like the very worst of each gen BUT I’M also an older Millennial so I’m closer to the younger ones in age and those have been my bosses.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@SirCoach He’s the same age as Barbara Walters who only died a year ago.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

6 months

@twilitaries @XandraaaD @Uri_Mercury And the Megan the law is named after had a bday that’s the day before yours. 😬

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@Lele_Elizabeth

7 years

@peacebang @mahrohj News flash: they're also racists. 💡💡💡

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@Lele_Elizabeth

11 months

@SomaKazima @XianzaiwoyoubBC And there’s no excuse. It was so loud I missed the cue entirely and still shut up.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

8 months

@d_la_reina @hempseedheaux There’s this, but also, it works irl like 95% of the time. Twitter is about the only place you find single women who ACTUALLY don’t give a damn about being single. I’d say it all the time when I was married, not because I cared but bc it shuts people up quickly.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@dremilyportermd @McDaniel69 @WFKARS My OB does this except it’s black and green.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@damnnncass @TheBaddestMitch He absolutely did because they always know which of your friends are really the opps.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@Mali_mal8 @MJFINESSELOVER @HelloKennedi They made SLR’s life hell. She’s done interviews about it.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@LunarLarkspur Yep.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

3 years

@oluseyi_emdin @KimberlyNFoster She said on CBS Good Morning that she was just shocked that they told her about it on the record.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

5 months

I can help her but the people we pay to tutor her at Sylvan are better equipped to make sure she’s hitting the metrics required by the State BOR…and because EYE am not stupid, I understand the importance of hiring professionals to achieve my intended results.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@XoxoApril3 I have an English degree. 🤣🙃I’m full of random Shakespeare facts

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

5 months

And that’s also the problem with divorcing Juneteenth from it’s distinctly and specifically Texan roots. Y’all don’t understand shit about our culture but want to tell us what it means. Poorly.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@itsmanniebaby @Epithymia__ Destiny’s Child used the Knowles’ actual house.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

2 years

@Phydeaux_ @TraciGrrl @anna_grothaus @kristabellerina In my hometown, it’s a funeral home but it’s probably a cemetery in hers.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

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@justfomimi @LaJefaJuju @gayNslutty @venusianmillf @yaebadasss @kravepepsii BOA will run you your money back but a lot of banks won’t.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

5 years

@Gabzy_93 @AlexBaybee__ Let me just add that she JUST died. I don’t think it’s even been 3 months yet.

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@Lele_Elizabeth

1 year

@Payasa1 @WickedNFine @TheWitchMilitia Michel’le ALSO has a kid with Suge and said he was less abusive and scary which was wild to me.

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Lele Elizabeth

@Lele_Elizabeth

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@irishgouda111 @farahtweete @REDSEASHAWTY They had to get arrested or get mentioned in a memoir for us to know they’re awful. Now they just volunteer the information.

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@nhoodpublicist Not only that but they keep talking about the new acts having bad shows, and part of learning to put on a good one is opening on a stadium tour for an artist who can sell out stadiums (and help pay for your show).

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