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Mother. College Grad. Blogger.

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9 years
I wanted to gain weight but not this much. 🤔
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6 years
I knew Twitter was full of savages when that girl posted her flight confirmation number and someone called and canceled her flight. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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6 years
He paid my phone bill on the first date and now we have an 8 year old that I raise alone.
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Ladies, tell us your worst date you ever been on?
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6 years
Dating men in their 30s really the wave. They want to go to dinner at 8 and be sleep at 10.
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3 years
The men don’t beg you anymore. They just ignore you and block you when they wrong now. I don’t like that. Bring begging back.
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5 years
@Hail_Zel We need more black males teachers in elementary schools.
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6 years
My favorite thanksgiving memory is my little cousins booing my great grandmother when she caught the Holy Ghost while praying for the food. 😩😩
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6 years
I met a guy last night. He told me he had a newborn, I asked if he’s still with the mom he said “yeah, is that going to be a problem for you?”
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4 years
Can’t believe I’ll have a 10 year old in a month. 😍
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6 years
@Flight8 Lol someone cancelled some girls flight. She didn’t know until she got to the airport. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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6 years
I was on date with my bf And I found out he was cheating on me. I was crying in the movie and he told me to be quiet, ain’t no body trying to hear all of that.😭😭
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Ladies, tell us your worst date you ever been on?
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8 years
Here's my son compared to another 6 year old.
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8 years
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11 years
Pray for Atlanta http://t.co/yqeqktPsS2
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4 years
Call me old fashioned but I like my men without a purse.
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7 years
Do you have a girlfriend? Is there a girl who thinks she is your girlfriend? Are two questions you have to ask because men find loopholes.
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5 years
Kids are so innocent and pure. Ethan’s favorite gift was NBA2k14 because it was the last 2K game his dad was on.
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5 years
Stop letting these IG credit specialist play with your credit. You can fix your credit yourself. Call your collection agency and ask what amount can you pay for them to consider the debt paid. It will normally be 40% less than the original amount.
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3 years
I grounded ethan and then I checked his phone. He stopped sharing his location with me, changed my name from “Best Mom Ever” to just “mom” & put my picture as the clown 🤡 emoji 😂😂😂😂
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3 years
@JonnyDelrico I need you outside my house with a boom box playing Please Return my call by Trey Songz 10 minutes after an argument.
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6 years
Maryland was willing to give Amazon 8.5 billion in incentives but said we didn’t have funding for heat in Baltimore schools last year. 🙂🙂🙂
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4 years
Gucci the GOAT off this song alone.
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6 years
Love stinks. I never wanna be in love again cause you really don’t stop thinking about them when it’s over. 😩
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7 years
Believe the hype. 🌚
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11 months
Nah, papa you gon’ have to do me proper. 😮‍💨
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6 years
I met a guy last night who told me he 3 kids. I asked by how many women.!He said he loved his kids so much he gave them all their own momma. He didn’t want them to share. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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5 years
@OneSixSlime @BarkyBoogz Lmfao this entire thread was wild.
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7 years
My mom family hasn't spoken to her since 1989 because she was pregnant by a black man & wouldn't get an abortion. She was pregnant with me.
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6 years
I brought my NYE in fine tho 😏
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Sun kissed 🌞
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6 years
Work. 🤭
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4 months
Drake, push the button. 😭
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5 years
Bye 2019 ❤️
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6 years
I need all eyes on me. 👀
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4 years
Hi.
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2 years
🌸🦋
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1 month
My girl ate these braids 😮‍💨
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4 years
“Plays WAP intro.”
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7 years
@MrGoodBeard_ Same happened to my friend...he got her pregnant tho. Now the girls won't let him see the kid. 😭😭😭
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4 years
I really took being outside for granted. I use to get dressed and get out then I stopped. 😩
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@traytrayolay Lol reminds me of when my son signed himself up to play flag football at school. No one told me & he didn’t ask me. 😭
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Vacation 🏝️
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4 years
I just accepted an offer for my new job after being unemployed since April due to COVID. 🥳🤩
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6 years
I’m not letting Ethan win anything ever. He gotta earn it. 😭
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8 years
Ladies, The Limited is going out of business & having a 80% off sale today. 🤗 I got over $1000 in clothes for about $250.
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7 years
While in Atlanta 💚
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6 years
Last night I came out of hiding. 😏
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Hi.
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Hi 🌚
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3 years
Thick & fine is my lane.
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4 years
Who do you love? 😍
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6 years
Brought the braids back. 🔥
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3 years
Hi. 👋🏽
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4 years
Might give you the time of your life, might stress you out. You just never know with me. 😈🤫
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Sunday Funday 💕
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2 years
When my dad passed in 2000, my grandad gave me his sweatshirt. It’s my most favorite thing. I love it so much.
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6 years
I’m the one you wanna know. 🤭
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4 years
Get me out this car.
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7 years
This is the kitchen in a house My realtor showed me today. It's beautiful.
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5 years
Hey Boo.
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3 years
I’m who they can’t wait to see. 😛
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5 years
These people on House Hunters be professional bubble blowers and can afford million dollar houses. How? 😭
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6 years
Okuuuuurrrrr 🌚
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3 years
Miami nights. 🤍
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4 years
He might hit 6ft before turning 11. Also, I’m the hot mom, know me. 😍
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My son told me I look pretty today. 🥰
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4 years
Hi. 💛
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7 years
Facts.
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6 years
This year I learned, you not asking for too much you just asking the wrong one.
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8 years
He'll be taller than me by 7. 😭
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4 years
I’m so pale. I need some sun. Baecation me please. 🤗
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7 years
"I group dm my exes. I will them they belong to me." 🙃
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5 years
Momma gotta have a life too 😭
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6 years
Life too short to be miserable at your job.
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9 years
It looks fake but she ain't never had a shot like Jenny from the block. 😌
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4 years
My therapist suggested I invite a guy over & we order pizza and watch my favorite movie. 😒 Ma’am these men not coming over for pizza & Mean Girls.
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3 years
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. 🐮
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6 years
You should come and get some. 💚
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3 years
He was telling me how he’s looking to date with intentions and find his wife. Whole time he got a wife. I really just want all men to leave me alone.
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8 years
Lmfao I call my friend & she doesn't answer. I get this text:
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8 years
@ChefWaites lol 7'3.
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4 years
Idc what I use to accept, I won’t accept it anymore. Never accepting the bare minimum as a form of love again.
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4 years
🗣slim
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7 years
The bigger the hoop the bigger the heart. ❣️
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3 years
My baby has always wanted to go to Miami to a Heat game. 🤍
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2 years
One thing Devin is going to do is side eye me when I tell him no. 😂
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3 years
Discipline got me here. 🤍
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3 years
Hi 🏋🏽‍♀️
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6 years
💚
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6 years
Bro, we soulmates. Why you have to switch up? 😭
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6 years
Snow bae. ⛄️
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3 years
Met a guy last night who kept asking to take me out, I gave him my number. Last night he told me to follow his business page. I found. His personal page & he’s married. I went through and liked all his pictures with his wife.
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