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@Laura_L_Jensen
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1 month
@AllAboutTRH The only timeline that’s off here is Margaret’s. We can all do the math, she was 💯 in touch with her before we stopped talking in 2021. How else would I know that?
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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10 months
@MelissasOldNose Key word…obedient. I was never a good enough soldier for her. You have to follow strict orders or else she’ll cut you off. P.S….Lexi needs her, that’s why her head will remain so far up her boss’s ass that she will never be able to see the light of day!! 🤡
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@MargaretJosephs @MelissasOldNose @lsuguy31 @Realitytvguru13 You’re a disgusting animal with no boundaries. I wouldn’t be so sure your tea is hotter. Stop threatening because contrary to what you think you know, you don’t. And let’s set the record straight..my husband is not a drug addict. Clean for seven years! Retired, not unemployed.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Seven written words is proof of nothing! I’m proof that this”friend of” never existed; she was never in a photo, was never at a party, never at a dinner and her name never passed the lips of her so-called friend until she needed a S13 lackey! Keep the lies coming!
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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1 year
@bravobeez Now she believes it?? When I said it she said I was thirsty and just trying to get on the show.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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3 months
@_MANDONNA_ I spread a rumor? I’m not a cast member of RHONJ and I didn’t spread any rumor, but I will confirm that that is what Trout Mouth told me. I told two people privately. Where it went from there is not my concern, so get your facts straight. And it’s not a rumor if it’s true!!!
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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3 months
@_MANDONNA_ Lina did not bring me, nor did she invite me. Jennifer invited me and I asked Lina to go with me, but she was already going because Danielle invited her. We were invited by two different people. Danielle totally lied, not Lina! Don’t believe everything you hear on RHONJ. 🤥
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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1 year
@MelissasOldNose It’s their heating system. It’s been like that for years. It’s duct work that’s been added in so they can heat their bedroom at their luxurious estate!
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3 months
@joyrosenberg @Love88471041 Jen invited me to go, not Lina. Danielle told Jen she couldn’t bring me because she didn’t want drama. Like if ever cause drama at a charity event. Clearly she has no class so she doesn’t know how people like myself conduct themselves at charity events.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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3 months
@joyrosenberg It took a year to marinate, but as we can see, karma is very real! Sometimes it just pays to sit back and watch the show! Danielle surely has poor judgment. @JenniferAydin , do you have room in your pool house for trout mouth, her inappropriate husband and the intern?
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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1 year
@MelissasOldNose Shocking! I thought we had a real friendship. I guess even a glorified intern can disguise her raging jealousy behind a fake smile and loving text messages.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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10 months
@FayReznick Talk about misinformed. Who said I was still trying to get on the show? Nothing about any of this says anything like that and furthermore, I have no interest. In addition, I’m sitting my ass in Paris enjoying life. Seems like you’re the one sitting on a couch. Keep it moving.🤡
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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3 months
@sunny66878 I’m glad you realized that I spoke the truth back then and continue to do so.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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1 month
@palisadesgal5 @AllAboutTRH Production was too busy protecting the wrong people so of course, they wouldn’t want me to come and prove to the world who she really is.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@MauraMac3 @ngchris0 You certainly are entitled to your opinion and I respect that. I might have even shared your opinion a few years ago. I have my reasons and contrary to popular belief, it is not the picture that is being painted. Nothing to do with getting on the show!
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Jack, you’re amazing! Loved meeting you!! ❤️💗❤️💗 #RHONJ
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Tonight was fun 😉 it was great meeting you @Laura_L_Jensen ! #RHONJ
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2 years
@bravoscharge_ @Realitytvguru13 I’m sorry you feel that way. Your comments are a little harsh, but you’re entitled I suppose. I personally would never use such horrible words on someone, especially someone I didn’t know. I bet if you knew me you wouldn’t have such anger towards me. 💗
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2 years
Well, they had every opportunity to approach me about the supposed “lie”(aka the truth)! @ Valley Rock Inn & Mountain Club
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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3 months
@sunny66878 It’s not what she has on her, it’s what she doesn’t have on her! They didn’t even know each other before she bribed her into being an ally since the walls were closing in and she needed a minion to try to save her ass. In all the years, I never heard her name mentioned.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@MelissasOldNose Thank you!! ❤️
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Happy National Son’s Day to @mluda 💙 So proud to call you Son!!
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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3 months
@heyyarnolddd @JaysRealityBlog Why would she care if I was there? She should have been glad I was invited. It was a charity event that I was planning on donating to. Margaret wasn’t going so no issue there. Never had any interaction with her so there was no reason for her bad behavior!
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@Harshan_94 Thank you. You’re very sweet. I’m flattered. ❤️🥰❤️🥰
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2 years
@TheRealDanny30 @MargaretJosephs @MelissasOldNose @bedofroses2001 @Realitytvguru13 @lsuguy31 Why does she keep saying Dave? My husband is sitting right next to me driving with hands on the wheel.
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1 month
@klmillion73725 @AllAboutTRH Oh, is this Lexi or Margaret? The only thing that’s boring and weird is your obsession with people who would have zero to do with you, who wouldn’t give you the time of day unless, of course, you’re Margaret or Lexi.
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2 years
@MelissasOldNose Haha! It’s been said before.
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3 months
@joyrosenberg @Fivestar1013 Definitely even sounds like how she speaks.
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1 month
@SJMomResistance @AllAboutTRH Coming from someone who has no idea what you’re even talking about!!
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@LoreeBaehr @MargaretJosephs @ngchris0 @MelissasOldNose @lsuguy31 @Realitytvguru13 I’m so sorry for your loss and that you even had to read something like this. It’s a serious disease that does not discriminate and no one should ever take for granted that it can’t happen to them! Thank you for speaking up. ❤️
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4 months
@trefab2022 @theandysofbravo No one ever promised me they’d get me on the show. No cast or attorney can promise such a thing. Furthermore, I’ve never spoken to “Jimbo” ever. Who told you that?
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@bedofroses2001 You’re amazing. TY for the shoutout!! ❤️
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Happy Valentine’s Day to my one and only. I can always count on you! ❤️❤️❤️ #loveofmylife #valentine #love
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1 month
@XoBreannab @AllAboutTRH I’ve said it numerous times. We were friends, I don’t screenshot DMs when someone shows me them, nor did I record our conversations.
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1 year
@georgiefox23 @nosmokenomore @AllAboutTRH Totally untrue. I never told any podcast anything like that. I have not even hinted at what it is.
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1 year
@georgiefox23 @nosmokenomore @AllAboutTRH Please listen to the podcast again, as I said absolutely nothing about Dolores except that I’m not talking about her.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Great evening hanging with you, Jack! ❤️ #rhonj @ Car Lofts
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3 months
@sunny66878 😂 😝 😆
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3 months
@SonjaBon1 @sunny66878 If I am remembering right, around February of 2023.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@lsuguy31 @MargaretJosephs @MelissasOldNose @Realitytvguru13 I never said I had info on any fraud. I speak the truth. I don’t stoop to the level of this one. I said she’s a fraud, but that’s the only context I’ve associated fraud and her with.
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2 years
@mamadunn6 @MauraMac3 @ngchris0 Of course, I can answer that I did not film. 🥰
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2 years
@JamesG9913 You must be Dave too! 😳
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Happy New Year! 🍾🎉🥂🎆 “The best is yet to come." —Frank Sinatra 🤞🏻❤️✌🏻 #2023 #memories #newyear #love #peace #hope #page1of365 @ Gore Mountain Ski Resort
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@klmillion73725 @AllAboutTRH Like I’d take an ounce of advice from an ignoramus like you. Dream on! You know nothing about me and you never will.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Chin Up, Heels Down! 🏇🐎🏇🐎🏇🐎🏇🐎🏇🐎 🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲🧲 #travers2022 #funtimeswithfriends #saratogaracetrack #horseracing @ Saratoga Racetrack
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2 years
All You Need Is Love! 💕 @ Harvey Cedars, New Jersey
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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6 years
Me and the one and only Odin!! ❤️ @DaveJensen4 #summer2018 #boatingseason #greenwoodlake #theresonlyoneyou @ Greenwood Lake, New York
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@MelissasOldNose ❤️❤️❤️
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4 months
@trefab2022 @theandysofbravo Maybe he does, but you said he promised me that and my only point is, no, he didn’t promise me anything because I don’t know him and I have never spoken with him or communicated with him in any way.
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2 years
@MelissasOldNose ❤️❤️❤️
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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1 year
@MelissasOldNose You’re very welcome. You deserve all things beautiful! Happy Birthday! 🎂🎈🎁🎉
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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10 years
Fun at the workplace!!! Love these girls!! http://t.co/3RQ8yGXbGG
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2 years
@joyrosenberg Gorgeous!! 💗
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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6 years
Great night celebrating the premiere of therealhousewivesofnewjersey Season 9 premier and @MargaretJosephs in her second season. She’s amazing!! #proud @ Montammy Golf Club
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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6 years
So honored to be at such a truly beautiful and unforgettable event for hospital_heroes sponsored by the one and only @MargaretJosephs . Plus I had the added bonus of catching up with my…
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
@MelissasOldNose Just to clarify, I NEVER mentioned traveling or shopping and who paid for it. I like to keep it HONEST and I will speak up if I see something that is not true.
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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7 years
We are out of here!!! 🌴 😎 👙 👰 🤵 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏼‍♂️ #turksandcaicos #harkinslofarowedding #sunandfun
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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6 years
Happy Pride!! 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️ #pride2018 🏳️‍🌈
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1 month
@XoBreannab @Lifeintheozone @AllAboutTRH So do you think I should have snapped a photo of the DMs she was showing me? I assume that’s what you do when a friend is showing you something!! Stop!!
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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10 years
Bring me summer!!! I miss it. http://t.co/KvAXalOUCF
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2 years
Cheers to another year around the sun with the love of my life! 🥂☀️❤️ You’re the coolest husband and soulmate..the missing piece to my puzzle!!🧩 Happy Birthday @mrjenstar 🎉🎂🥳 🎈
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2 years
@jenner_tracey TY! Hope you are too! ❤️
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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6 years
If only I could freeze time and keep summer forever!! #montauk #favoriteplaceonearth #withmybestfriend #hesthebest @ Montauk, New York
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2 years
@bedofroses2001 TY!! ❤️❤️❤️
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Chillin’ With Some Old Friends! #polarbears 🐻🐻🐻 @ The Sagamore Resort
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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10 years
Just when I think I might be getting good at this, he humbles me and kicks my ass!!! Best class ever!! @soulcycle @akin87 #7am #26
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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2 years
Happy National Sons Day to my very special son @mluda ! So proud to call you mine. 💙
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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6 years
Long overdue night out with two of our favorite people! #friends #missedthem #doubledate #neverenoughtime @ Harvest On Hudson
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2 years
@bravojolie_ @Andy @MargaretJosephs @GaryJanetti @bravojolie_ @Andy I can answer both questions with firsthand knowledge: Yes and Yes!!
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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6 years
Two Friends and a Hubby!! Love this hot trio!! 🔥 Missing ortizarty!! @DaveJensen4 @JuliusMichael therealsuperjoe #weekendgetaway #summer2018 #friendswhoarefamily #arturoismissing @…
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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7 years
Thor and dinner city_perch with the OG Thor!! @ City Perch
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@Laura_L_Jensen
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8 months
@MelissasOldNose You’re the best. TY for all your support. 🥰🩷🥰🩷
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