Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti Twitter profile

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The fly is on Watch What Happens Live tonight.

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Guys, we need to get something really nice for Pennsylvania.

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Planning on using Coronavirus to cancel all plans well into 2021.

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Just waiting for the fly.

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Who knew North was going to be the normal name.

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‘The Prince’ Animated Comedy Series Satirizing British Royals Ordered By HBO Max From Gary Janetti – Deadline

‘The Prince’ Animated Comedy Series Satirizing British Royals Ordered By HBO Max From Gary Janetti

HBO Max has greenlit The Prince, a satirical animated comedy series from Family Guy producer Gary Janetti, who also stars

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It’s still nice to see Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin in the news again.

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Kim and Pete announced they have decided to amicably end their storyline.

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We would’ve been better off with him on the Supreme Court.

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Doesn’t God want to save anything for 2021?

‘Murder Hornets’ in the U.S.: The Rush to Stop the Asian Giant Hornet (Published 2020)

Sightings of the Asian giant hornet have prompted fears that the vicious insect could establish itself in the United States and devastate bee populations.

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5 years

Bitch please.

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Does she know she only won for song?

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She was his firth wife.

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Colin Firth and his wife, Livia, split after 22 years of marriage

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On the plus side her next album is going to be amazing.

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Adele and husband Simon Konecki have separated

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Please let RuPaul be next.

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Just sitting here trying not to touch my face.

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Last night’s episode should’ve just been people thanking Arya.

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I can’t wait until Twitter tells me if I liked the halftime show.

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I have no more skin on my hands.

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What a fucking surprise.

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NEW: Conversion therapy crusader has something to say: He's gay

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Siri, what is the travel time between Winterfell and King’s Landing?

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Thanks, Stewie.

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This is neat. Thanks everyone.

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@billyeichner Well, we do.

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Julia Roberts, someone I recognize.

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I wrote a book.

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But Alabama will allow abortion in cases where fetus shows gay tendencies.

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Alabama Public Television says it won't air an episode of the children's show "Arthur" that featured a same-sex marriage

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@billyeichner @JacobTremblay Just Room, dear.

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Best thing to come out of self-isolation!

Family recreates ‘One Day More’ from Les Misérables in hilarious quarantine spoof

“One more day of online school (will we get a change of clothes?)...”

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How soon can it be ready?

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I.M. Sad

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I.M. Pei, an architect whose museums have become international landmarks, has died

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This answered a lot of my questions. Also, I love Adam Rippon.

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5 years

My official statement about TikTok. I haven’t ruled out doing @tiktok_us in the future but at this time I need to focus on myself

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I’m honoured.

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@georgehahn Gosh, this sure looks familiar.

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5 years

Come say hello. Unless you have a cold.

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@Bethenny Succession, Bethenny.

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My book is out. Yay.

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The Prince streaming on @hbomax !

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@billyeichner He really should have.

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6 years

@thesulk No, thank you. I don’t need to see airplane people in bright light.

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I didn’t think this could get worse.

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Threads doesn’t seem like such a stupid name any more.

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2 years

If there’s anything worse than receiving an invitation to a destination wedding I haven't experienced it. From my new book Start Without Me Order here. Like if you want.

Start Without Me

The New York Times Bestseller!Named one of Vulture's “10 Best Comedy Books of 2022”From New York Times bestselling author, and Family Guy writer Gary Jan...

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@billyeichner And I wouldn’t change it for the world.

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@hbomax And he’s super excited to be bringing it to HBOMax too!

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Lisa.

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Yes, it is.

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HBO's #Succession is getting a royal makeover

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@billyeichner What’s wrong with people?

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@mrbradgoreski I don’t know if 6 likes is sweeping the nation.

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I’m still watching this, Adam. (Please see original on Anne’s Instagram)

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I feel the same way about being in Miami today with @GaryJanetti as Anne Hathaway did when she posted this on Instagram

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@lisarinna I’ll totally write one!

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I have a feeling they’ll be returning to the show, Frank.

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5 years

ICYMI, thanks to @GaryJanetti we cast Meghan, Harry, & Archie in #Succession last summer.

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If you want to buy my book.

Do You Mind If I Cancel?

From the well-known screenwriter, a collection of humorous essays chronicling the pains and hilarious indignities of modern life in the tradition of David Sedaris.

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Hey, pre-order my book here if you want.

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Do You Mind If I Cancel? Sweepstakes

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1 year

Please send Nicole Kidman to pick me up at the airport.

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1 year

ON SALE NOW 📣 An Evening(ish) with @GaryJanetti Spend an evening with Janetti as he reads essays from his bestselling books "Do You Mind If I Cancel?" and "Start Without Me" and answers questions from the audience. 🎫 On Sale Now

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Ticket link in bio! I’m so excited and totally not regretting doing this!

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5 years

It’s like it happened yesterday.

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The image of @GaryJanetti as a waiter at Bennigan’s, crying as he struggled to open a bottle of wine tableside, had me laughing out loud.

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@thesulk This is the nicest message with a typo I’ve ever received.

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Thanks, Stephen!!

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Thanks, Seth!

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Thanks, Sara! I haven’t even read it twice!

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Second time through this perfection by @GaryJanetti

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@Andy @mrbradgoreski @Capt_Kerry Andy, can you ask Brad if any of The Real Friends of WeHo surprise him with a Les Miz flash mob?

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@juliussharpe @thesulk Can a spec script lead to a podcast?

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5 years

Looking forward to it!

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Join hosts @mrbradgoreski and @GaryJanetti on Sunday at #GLAADtidings , our holiday celebration in Los Angeles. Get your tickets now and help support our work to accelerate acceptance for LGBTQ people:

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Thanks, Goldy!!!

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Thanks, Tanya!

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I am so excited to announce the next book in the 𝘛𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘢 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 cyber 𝘉𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣 is "𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐋: 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲 𝐦𝐞" by @GaryJanetti ⁣⁣Perfect read to keep us 🤣😁 #garyjanetti

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5 years

Aw, thanks Alec!!

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4 years

Last chance to support Stacey! Donate here:

Stacey's Drama Club – Georgia Fundraiser

Join your fellow theatre nerds and donate today!

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Calling all current and former theatre kids! #StaceysDramaClub is about to hit their $$ goal– can we get this trending & flip the Senate? QT this tweet with ‘Last chance to support Stacey!’ to show how powerful our community is!

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My new book “We Are Experiencing A Slight Delay” is out today! Order here:

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@benrimalower Me too.

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Thanks!

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Happy book birthday to Do You Mind If I Cancel? by @GaryJanetti ! You won't want to miss this hilarious and witty essay collection.

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@mollymcnearney I think it’s already closed, Molly.

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@GrantGinder I just saw this. I was washing my hands.

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@JenAshleyWright @GettyMuseum Love.

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@BCDreyer @MaryHenely She and Maggie Smith! And Nancy Walker!

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@GayCrossfit Yes.

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Thanks, Jonathan! This is kind of like Oprah’s book club, right?

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An excerpt from @GaryJanetti 's new book :)

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@gidglick I would send her flowers just to be safe.

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@AmberTozer Also tearing paper.

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@Variety @mrbradgoreski I like this picture of me, Variety.

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@guybranum @billyeichner @hbomax Agree. Watch each episode followed by its companion show Banana. It’s genius. And then Years and Years.

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@arinsegal @torani @mrbradgoreski I KNOW!

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@THRMattBelloni Thanks, Matthew! Would it have killed you to put my name in the headline?

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@kmelkhat @nronharris @Grindr @quicunquevult Thanks, Khalid!

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@EmAndEmz7 Thanks. It took 8 months to write.

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@alexwyse Ditto.

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@VDOOZER I love this show.

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@AirMailWeekly That is correct.

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@mischabreslin I’m flattered, Michael. I’m still tired from that and it was 8 years ago.

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@BCDreyer @MaryHenely Eileen was brilliant in everything. I adored her.

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4 months

Can’t wait! Come see me a Chicago! (Ok, Naperville)

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4 months

TICKETS GOING FAST! Grab a ticket to meet Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti on July 12th, before we sell out! Gary will give a talk, take Q&A, and have a signing/photo line! TICKETS HERE: