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Still have an answering machine | Don't call me

Alcova, Wyoming
Joined October 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Enormous, almost unreported problem. Unfathomable numbers of illegals are driving uninsured everywhere, I'd est at least 1 in 20 cars now. No IDs, assets, or ability to be punished. Once a week we get a Guatemalan or Venezuelan totaling a 90k truck and halfway killing the driver.
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@LeadingReport Can I sue him for the illegal that just ran a jeep into my laundromat with no ID and no insurance??
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The goth barista with perfect B-cups just asked me if I could help her pick out a used car
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@Goodtweet_man No one knows what this means
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My agency rptd over $300k lost to scams and fraud last year, everything from catfishing to elaborate AI calls. One guy cashed out his entire IRA, to "bail his son of out jail in Belarus". This is a national epidemic targeting the elderly that is explicitly allowed by the feds.
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NEW: 81-year-old Ohio man William Brock charged with murder after shooting and killing an Uber driver who he thought was trying to scam him. 61-year-old Loletha Hall is dead after Brock thought she was a phone scammer. According to the Clark County Sheriff’s Office, Brock had
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@leamaric Post after post of "abuelita said I was half Mexican and Cherokee" and they're really 62% German, 8% North African. You're completely right, they really are crushed by the fake identity they've built up around themselves.
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City NPR show, decent discussion of local politics. Old man calls in, sounds like a retired judge. Genuinely doesn't understand how Kamala has wound up the nominee, hosts haltingly explain how it's best for the country. "But nobody voted for her." Frenzied, intense shouting.
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Marijuana burns hotter than tobacco and off-gasses more crud into the smoke, which damages the larynx and the mucous membranes in the mouth. Habitual users have a croaky, easily-identifiable voice pattern and their mouths develop a layer of slime over time.
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🧵Gonna talk about female cops and the three varieties of them you may encounter. I've both supervised and worked both under women, and whatever your ideology tells you about female units, they are completely different from men in this job. The Bro - The Hoe - The Bitch
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POV: You're spending your last moments on this earth
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Screengrabs from HBO's 2019 Miniseries "Tom Clancy's: Red Storm Rising" detailing a fictional Cold-War-gone-hot scenario set in spring 1989
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A regular thing now: divorced single adult living alone who has two kids out-of-state. We find them three days to a week after death when their adult children finally call. They handle the funeral home over the phone, the house goes through probate, there is no funeral.
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More rotted corpses discovered weeks post mortem. More extensive searches for anyone who cares. More of them ultimately futile. More minimalist disposals. 4/fin
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@PaulSkallas TLC has weaponized this arrangement.
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In my juris, we get a lot of sex reports on juvs (ton of apartments & trailer parks) & without fail, if they don't move or wind up in jail, the majority of molested boys grow up to be gay and/or offenders themselves. Girls wind up habitually victimized, all the way into adulthood
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Old man yesterday was phone-scammed out of 14 grand. Went to two banks and a Walmart, no one stopped him or even thought to ask a question. If this country took itself serious, we'd have teams of Delta Force on standby to liquidate the foreign industries that prey on the elderly
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He disconnects and they berate him for the next five minutes. "The party is full of crypto-Trump supporters, Democrats will have to get a handle on this." They close with Don't Forget, Democracy is on the Ballot! Next show is about the state of LGBTQIA+ recognition in Ukraine.
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Boomers are like flightless birds evolved on some island, totally defenseless against the subcontinent's scams and fraud. Home phones ring nonstop with spam calls, 5 calls a day attempting to trick money out of meemaw. FBI, federal LE apparatus, the State Dept, nothing is done.
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I've told this story here before, but in 2020 I passed out at my doctor's office (very good chance I actually died for a minute or two) & rather than run a code or help, they called the police because I wasn't wearing a mask. Indian doctor that couldn't control his ghetto nurses.
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As I lay there, listening to the Pakistani Dr argue with the Chinese nurse, both attempting English but neither having much skill at it, neither one knowing what was going on or why, I became very certain I was going to die. It was the most surreal experience I have ever had.
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2yrs ago, we had a fatal in an electric car. Sideswiped by a concrete post at 70ish, car rolled and immediately exploded. Doorbell camera showed it burning even as it tipped. We couldn't get the car put out, FF's scratched out a trench and pushed it in, submerged in water.
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Every electric motor battery cell ever made will inevitably become a worthless hunk of non disposable toxic waste. Every internal combustion engine ever made can run indefinitely if well maintained. If you fell for this farce of groundbreaking technology, give yourself a hand
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@DocStrangelove2 Agency near me, hired a kid right out of the Army. His third shift he and his FTO get into a full-bore shootout serving freaking dog bite papers. Kid says he liked it better in Iraq and quits. All his brand new equipment goes into a drawer.
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The Bro - Gender is minimalized by "being one of the guys" Acts, and maybe believes, she's just as capable. Best case scenario, her shift treats her as a little sister. Does well in specialty units, but on the road she regularly gets hurt by getting into things she can't handle
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The Bitch - Aggressive, nasty, uses her gender as a weapon and knows she can get away with it. The worst possible female to have on shift, she's not content to just wreck her boyfriend's life. She craves the power and sadism the job can bring, and not only limits it to men
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Screengrabs of the short-lived animated Sopranos series spin-off aired on Japanese TV titled "New Jersey's Butcher", it has never been dubbed or translated into English, and is commonly considered lost media.
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I want Curtis LeMay standing over a cell phone heat map, carpet-bombing Pakistani call centers as soon as they come online. Genocidal terror campaigns against Belarusian hackers and Nigerian princes, if we cannot protect the elderly or the infirm what the fuck are we doing here
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The Hoe - Self-explanatory. Either by accident or design, she makes use of the men that surround her. Bad enough on road patrol, she's a nuclear bomb in jails or schools. Sex is all things to her: pleasure, advancement, retribution, entertainment. Young man, avoid her.
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This has a direct impact on your auto & prop insurance, as well as medical costs and public safety expenses. The "good" ones will have bogus Mexican IDs or bullshit New York """driver's licenses""". But they never, ever have insurance, or any money/assets as compensation.
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The Lesbian: Most indiscernible of the types, they can be equally Bitch or Bro. Masculine or feminine, aggressive or comradely; they regardless bring massive amounts of conflict and drama. I have personally known two of these who have been arrested for Domestic Violence.
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The jails won't keep them, the feds aren't interested in picking them up for deportation. They just...float around in Journeys and Blazers and old Silverados until they're murdered over weed or they crunch a family a family to death in traffic. And everybody else pays for it.
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Den-Mom: Typically older and ranked, earlier in her career she was most likely a Bro but occasionally the Bitch reforms. She treats her rotation as an extended family, getting involved in their and their kid's lives; often winding up as a godmother. Great role for an admin sgt
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Given enough exposure, you can literally hear and smell them from across a room. Dabs, THC oil, all of these things only worsen their situation. As it turns out, smoking ditch weed on the hood of your buddy's Pontiac behind Taco Bell may have actually been the healthiest way.
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@ofreacharound Buddy, I'm not kidding, her breve is the best I've ever had. She would be completely wasted on me.
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@CovfefeAnon Someone needs to make a supercut of the ∞ times detainees have howled "I can't breathe" on body cam and then turned out to be perfectly fine.
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Why do we have an FBI, a military, or even the fucking SEC if they're unwilling to even DISCUSS this problem, let alone act on it. Of all the symptoms of GAE piss-world this is the most enraging to me, a definitive choice to sacrifice the old on the altar of "developing nations"
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At a high-enough level I'm sure this is a diplomatic arrangement, India & Pakistan & the Philippines and whoever the hell else get to siphon off so much GDP from savings and retirement accounts as long as they stay politically cooperative. Nobody gives a goddamn for the old folks
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Not even the roofer or landscaper stereotype anymore, majority of them have jobs with amazon or Walmart spark. They're nowhere near plausibly legal to employ, but their phones (picked up off the pavement) have 7 or 10 delivery apps running (after they just killed a pedestrian).
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There are two further sub-types that I would like to address further: The Den Mother & The Lesbian, derivates of the Bro and Bitch respectively.
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These types become command staff most often, maximizing anguish. Many grow resentful not just at men or law enforcement, but at the concept of laws in general (no woman signed the constitution, after all). As chief, they will happily destroy an agency
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The Bitch - Aggressive, nasty, uses her gender as a weapon and knows she can get away with it. The worst possible female to have on shift, she's not content to just wreck her boyfriend's life. She craves the power and sadism the job can bring, and not only limits it to men
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Years of careful & intimate observation have gone into this, I am very tall℠ after all so you can trust my conclusions. Female cops are not a ~bad~ thing, but they are distinct. They're specialty units and should be understood as such.
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Business associates or relatives, friends or neighbors even, no one even inquires or complains that a cremation isn't enough. Millennial & Gen Y kids don't do anything, they don't even publish obituaries. The only people involved that ever seem to care are the former spouses
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Even then, I think, that's related to money/insurance payouts. The absolute saddest are the gay men. Nobody cares or even attempts to check on them, it's usually a smell call when they're involved. Around Feb, we had a gay guy who had been dead since Thanksgiving. Incredibly grim
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I think we're in much worse straits than anyone admits. A red state (avowed enemy of the GAE) is openly flaunting Washington on a sacred cow issue (unlimited 3rd worlders) with an MIA SecDef (he may even be dead, no one can prove otherwise) on the doorstep of a madhouse election.
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@crulge Wait till you give em the keys to a Bucik Electra, them ol boys are gonna learn some good stuff.
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Cushman Wakefield bought an entire subdivision in my area in 2020. Five streets worth of $300k houses, all up for short-term leases. Rent is enormous, between $3000 & $3500 a month, twice the monthly mortgage. Tenets destroyed them, now they're all up for sale half-ruined
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Our Romanians this week traveled about a thousand miles in ten days. Along the way they picked up legitimate state ID's, veh w/ valid plates, insurance, and proof-of-address from FOUR DIFFERENT STATES. They did that in eight business days. Nobody knows what the hell is going on.
@kunley_drukpa
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Illegal Immigrant from Turkey is shocked by lack of security on US Border he just illegally crossed
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The majority of the illegals loitering around Denver or Tulsa are no longer hispanic. Romanians, central Asians, Ukrainians, Turks; millions of people ignorant of the language, no job skills or ability to earn money, an entire third-world underclass here with nothing to do.
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NBC admits that illegals at the border are no longer just neighboring countries. Before the Biden administration, 9 out of 10 illegals used to originate from the 4 places closest to the U.S. Now, the majority come from elsewhere. The reporter notes that many of them are
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Typically the most effective, masculine and job-oriented, usually an athlete or prior military. They hurt group cohesion the least. You just have to be very, very careful as a shift sup to not let them start something they can't handle on their own.
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The Bro - Gender is minimalized by "being one of the guys" Acts, and maybe believes, she's just as capable. Best case scenario, her shift treats her as a little sister. Does well in specialty units, but on the road she regularly gets hurt by getting into things she can't handle
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There's a local group-home for the independently retarded, they get scammed WEEKLY by fake social-media profiles. They are incapable of protecting themselves and cannot handle contemporary society; the government has completely and totally failed them.
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America is so willing to kill abroad, why don't we do a little of it for good and save us a couple miserable report runs where we get to tell feeble people they've lost money they can't afford. SOCCENT answer my calls on this.
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Many of these boys, if poor, are totally normal; but after being asslted something physiologically changes. They grow up small & quiet, physically weak & shy from conflict. Post-puberty, their interest skews weird. Even if they're not into porn, they can't stop but being deviant
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They are massive liabilities for their sporadic and bad police work. No amount of training, guidance, or education will change her personal priorities. If you absolutely must, screw around with her at another deptartment, never internal
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The Hoe - Self-explanatory. Either by accident or design, she makes use of the men that surround her. Bad enough on road patrol, she's a nuclear bomb in jails or schools. Sex is all things to her: pleasure, advancement, retribution, entertainment. Young man, avoid her.
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I want Curtis LeMay standing over a cell phone heat map, carpet-bombing Pakistani call centers as soon as they come online. Genocidal terror campaigns against Belarusian hackers and Nigerian princes, if we cannot protect the elderly or the infirm what the fuck are we doing here
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Whatever stereotypes we inherited about gays from the 70's & 80's, it's all predator & prey now. It would have been more humane to carpet bomb the country than give them Grindr & Tindr. Once you get involved, your life track (regardless of income, education, etc) is set
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A medical examiner I know was fired, and his medical license threatened, because he refused to alter death certificates to include COVID as a co-morbidity. The state & county were getting enormous kickbacks & he was ordered to retroactively alter months worth for Fed bucks.
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Daily reminder that none of the things conservatives claimed about the vaccines came true. No mass illness. No mass sudden death. No mass negative side effects. No authoritarian mandates. No ADE. No permanent vaccine passports. Nothing they claimed about vaccines came true.
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It is summer 2009, it's hot but you are 20 and fit and wearing a well-loved HS football shirt. You have a flip-phone full of friends and girls who call you, your parents are alive and healthy. Your job is trivial and without stress. It is summer 2009 and you are alive.
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You can identify them practically by sight, the "twink" bodytype is nearly involuntary. Women are different, their changes seem emotional. It sabotages them for life, dooms them to be re-victimized endlessly. They seek it out, the same people making the same decisions over-&-over
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How do you build laws or police this, how do you attempt to run a society around this?
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Everybody in the replies is dunking on this guy but like, hes giving very important queer sex ed and talking about std testing and stuff like, this is a good thing
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Screen Addiction is the fifth column of our already ailing society. I have a case of it like probably everyone else, but it's terminal for everyone under 25. A ton of study and analysis has gone into it & every result is "lol it's fine what are you Amish". It's cognitive heroin.
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@KILLTOPARTY I had a long chat with my step son and his friends a couple years back about why the didn’t want to drive. Here were their answers. 1: nowhere to go. They hangout with friends online. 2: driving is boring. The preferred to be driven and be able to still use devices. 3: it’s
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Post-COVID, jails nationwide don't keep anyone for non-violent crimes. The state won't prosecute or detain illegals, as far they're concerned they shouldn't even be here & they don't want the associated costs. The feds deport NO ONE, so they just get a court date and...walk away
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They don't have any assets; you can't seize property or garnish their wages. Any labor they could do would be eclipsed by housing, food, etc. It is much cheaper for the state to let them run rampant, killing & destroying, and push the costs onto the general public.
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@GraduatedBen If you leave Nebraska they strike your name from the corn tablets at the statehouse.
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I'm gonna hold this grudge until the day I die. "Healthcare administrators" are truly on borrowed time in this country.
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Never talked about this before, in 2020 I was in poor health and passed out at my Dr's office. Ghetto nurses called the police because my mask was off (I was unconc, remember) and I had the ultimate pleasure of explaining to a cop I worked with how they basically left me to die.
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However many people actually died of Rona is completely dwarfed by the madness that infected healthcare networks the 16months between April 2020 - August 2021. I was a fluke and survived, how many didn't.
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I'm not a steppe nomad, I'm the nomad that stepped up.
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FD followed the tow truck billowing smoke. wrecker yard had a lot w/ gravel and shipping containers. Electric cars get thrown there so they don't start secondary fires, every 6mon they flip the container (typically reignite) and when they stop catching fire, they get scrapped
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That driver was a crispy-fucking-critter. They may have survived (albeit with injuries) in a regular vehicle, but they never had a chance in an electric car. Homeowner is still finding those little batteries all over his yard, they explode when you hit em with a lawnmower.
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They were all temp & travel nurses, there were actually two doctors & both were Indian. I came back later and spoke a time with the 2nd, he was shockingly honest and seemed completely henpecked. Outpatient admin took his full-time employees & substituted cheaper ghetto MAs & LPNs
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Car's still there, they flipped it a few weeks ago and it started burning again. Reconstruction showed the driver was too fast for conditions, skidded in a turn and hit a concrete mailbox post broadside. It tore open the side of the vehicle and ignited the batteries.
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Every electric car has a couple hundred thousand of these little AA-sized cells. They cook-off in order, popping out and exploding. They're equivalent to about a quarter-stick of dynamite apiece; fire foam & chemicals do nothing, water only removes heat & slows down the reaction
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Closely following the book's original plot, it introduces new characters and plot deviations, including a daring NATO "thunder-run" into Poland and a brutal, forlorn defense of Diego Garcia
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@EAM_Reader Average cost of an SUV/pickup on the road, say between $40-80k. Add in a trx inj, maybe $150-200k. Helicopter ambulance, ICU stay and emer surgery? Another $200k. All of a sudden, Cesar's little fender bender cost a quarter to half a mil, and your $300k coverage limit is hosed.
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That's enough, I'm just making myself depressed and I don't want to torture you guys anymore. Just give the people what we want, damn it.
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Stayed there the better part of a day, completely dunked. Coroner had a fit because he couldn't get to the remains. Couldn't find a tow-truck willing to tow the hulk once it got dragged out, smoldered ominously for hours. Homeowners were livid about it being in their yard.
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You cannot, for love or money, buy quantities of riot supplies from any vendor right now. Pepperballs, CS canisters, helmets; agencies have been stocking up since last summer. You can buy 1's & 2's off Galls or someplace, but outfitting a shift? Sold-out and stockpiled for months
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2024 is going to get really shitty isn't it
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@raypeatfan The absolute worst ones on the road drive GMCs. I'm not sure what the logic is, but GMC 2500 HD guys are ANGRY
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Receiving mixed reviews, critics applauded its production value and variety of storytelling viewpoints, but also panned its superfluous characters and abundance of stereotypes
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They combust slowly, so I guess the safety designs work. It would take a special collision to set them all off at once (a crush, or a rotational impact) but the result would be spectacular. This was a relatively normal (if major) accident, and it took two solid days to resolve
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A critical and commercial success, it revitalized Tom Clancy in pop culture and paved the way for more Cold War period-pieces.
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@CaldronPool @RaheemKassam They'd be so proud of you.
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@HankHeil It's been an apocalypse in my area. Lot of these restaurants & cafes were only viable via heavy delivery-app use (income without taking up valuable dining space) and adjustable-rate loans / business financing. Food-service simply is not profitable at a 10% interest rate.
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@owenbroadcast This makes my chest tight, it induces inhuman-levels of anxiety.
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Got a buddy who was invited to Canada around 2011 to be a police officer. He liked it, for awhile, & now is in the process of getting the fuck out. He seriously thinks they won't let him leave, the Crown attorneys have threatened they may confiscate every penny he has if he goes.
@alexrecouso
Alex Recouso
5 months
🇨🇦 Canada proposes a $25,000 penalty plus a 2x exit tax to citizens who leave the country I've been warning you: modern feudalism is coming to Western countries
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7 months
@CorgoSon Nick Rochefort is that you?
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Local Historian
2 months
I knew a guy about five or six years older than me who learned, I believe, Norwegian because he was convinced he could do better there. Left right after high school. He's a car salesman in Texas now.
@GambelerQuail
Quail friend 🐦
2 months
Zoomers won’t remember this but every lib was convinced Europe was basically paradise just 20 years ago
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2 years
Dimitri Petrenko was the bravest man I ever knew.
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Local Historian
1 year
Teenage girl recently offed herself, besides being a criminal matter there's also a CPS and probate investigation. Her final sentiment, basically agreed to by all three courts as ~rational~ and understandable, was "What's even the point?". Unthinkable pre-2020, scandalous even
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1 year
I don't know how much they made, but there's no way it turned a profit in three years. It turned a brand-new, upscale development into a slum practically overnight. Those houses are never going to sell, and a lot of those people will need to be dragged out by court orders.
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6 months
One thing that's stuck in my craw pondering Rome, I can't imagine the Legions without tobacco. Soldering without smoking is wrong. You mean those guys fought everyone from Persia to Scotland, walking the whole way, and never lit up a heater? Don't believe it buddy, impossible.
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Local Historian
7 months
Turns out the plan of driving away your historic military caste in lieu of The New Americans derails when those new arrivals didn't get the memo about the insane sexual-race communism they're supposed to vehemently believe.
@RealPatrickWebb
Patrick Webb
7 months
Here is the letter of Private Piero Maranon-Velazco’s account:
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Local Historian
1 month
@RobertSkvarla There is no national law enforcement software is because the FBI/DoJ/OUSA doesn't want other agencies to see how dysfunctional they usually are.
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Local Historian
1 year
The only thing going a million miles will be your ashes, sucked up into the stratosphere, after your electric car detonates and sends you screaming to hell
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@ctdonath
Moonba
1 year
@Caffeineposter EVs are now being built to million-mile battery specs. ICE cars just don’t last that long (anomalous exceptions aside).
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Local Historian
8 months
@acteduweininger Friend's wife is an English professor, PhD, teaches British lit. I asked her once at a party about Shakespeare & she said something to the effect of only reading Churchill biographies. "Oh wow, which is the best?" Stuttering, stammering, no answer. She doesn't read anything man.
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Local Historian
6 months
@just_cato This looks like some bootleg banner you'd seen hung over a noodle shop somewhere in east asia, complete with a 19 digit phone number.
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8 months
A gem of insight, that I know I've aped from some anon here, is that libs have no international policy or perspective. Everything is viewed through a lens of "own the CHUDs/I hate my step-dad". Foreign policy is no deeper than the friend-enemy interpretation of domestic politics
@vagrantwires
Vagrant of Rhodes 🗡️🕯️
8 months
These deformed freaks just want to kill you. That's literally all their politics amount to. They salivate over the prospect of murdering you and your entire family. Their entire existence is beholden to their unrealized fantasies of revenge porn. They waste every day waiting for
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1 year
We've had homicides there, holiday brawls in the streets, one house had about 15 Guatemalans living in the downstairs all winter. These houses have been utterly trashed, now the company is trying to sell at a loss to get out of their rental agreements.
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Local Historian
1 year
Short-term rentals, regarding public safety, are absolute shit-magnets. Drugs, property crime, violence, EMS runs: all way out of proportion to their occupant size. Our 25 unit townhomes can go months without calls, conversely 20 unit apartments are non-stop shitshows.
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Local Historian
7 months
911 call today, old lady comes to town once a month to buy everything at Walmart. Her total usually rang up two or three hundred, was over $700. She had a heart attack right there and died. I'm not kidding buddy, this actually happened.
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Local Historian
1 year
You can't fault people for renting, quite the opposite, but month to month rentals attract the lowest rungs of society. Cushman Wakefield was either entirely ignorant of rental dynamics (unlikely) or drunk on spiraling rent prices. It was always going to be a losing idea.
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